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Apparently, Brains, and Confidence: bidoof change.org Trending petition Matt-There's a new petition taking off on Change.org, and we think you might be interested in signing it. Change.org - Petition To Hire 1,000,000 People To Put Their Fingers In The Shoot Hole Of Peoples' Guns So They Can't Shoot Them thetwinkerbell It's still gonna shoot... And they're gonna lose a finger ssj14goku No. The finger blocks the bullet. We can do this domozillla This is a gun we're talking about. The projectile is fired using an explosion, not by compressed air of a toy gun or the elastic forces of a sling shot. People would be lucky if they only lost their finger. ssj14goku The finger blocks it dildomuncher3000 The finger won't block it the shaft is only there for keeping the bullet straight, all the propulsion happens behind the bullet. The bullet would rip through the finger, not that many would actually fit without the victim being a child, and beyond. ssj14goku The bullet would go forward a little and then hit the finger and stop it's not that hard to understand lgbltsandwitch People are going to lose their hands. Go watch Mythbusters. They did an episode on this, the hand fucking exploded. hungwy No, the bullet would start to go but stop at the finger. Thats basic physics. Also hands dont explode normally they did something wrong. blipblerp Why the dingleknockers would you even consider sticking your finger in the barrel of a loaded gun?? the amount of force propelling the bullet at that close of range would shatter the finger at the very least; this is a petition for 1,000,000 people to loose the use of their hands. If a bullet explodes the back of a persons skull when they shoot it in their mouth it sure as hell will explode a finger. gorps No the finger would stop it jorycancrochet I'm loving the idiocy of this post. Ppl with brains: ummm finger go boom... Others: no bullet stop. U no kno fisics >:V snakegay no the finger would stop it indianworiorprincess You guy who think the bullet would stop at the finger have never shot a gun and can volunteer to it their fingers in the barrel of my 9 mil and I'Il I'll the trigger and see if it will stop the bullet Dumdasses egay sna the finger would stop it meatswitch raptorific Apparently for dudes who've got a compulsive need to be the smartest person in the room, "someone who's wrong in a really stupid way who has unshakable confidence that they're smarter than you" is their kryptonite. You can play dumb on almost any subject and their ego, their staunch belief that the masses are so far below them, will blind them to the fact that you're just fucking with them, and as long as you don't admit you're fucking with them or acknowledge that there's anything Off about what you're saying, they won't be able to stop themselves trying to get you to Respect Their Authority, and they won't be able to see that will literally never happen. lynati The finger is smooth in all directions. That's why it can stop the bullet.
Apparently, Brains, and Confidence: bidoof
 change.org
 Trending petition
 Matt-There's a new petition taking off on Change.org, and we
 think you might be interested in signing it.
 Change.org - Petition To Hire 1,000,000
 People To Put Their Fingers In The Shoot Hole
 Of Peoples' Guns So They Can't Shoot Them
 thetwinkerbell
 It's still gonna shoot... And they're gonna lose a
 finger
 ssj14goku
 No. The finger blocks the bullet. We can do this
 domozillla
 This is a gun we're talking about. The projectile
 is fired using an explosion, not by compressed
 air of a toy gun or the elastic forces of a sling
 shot. People would be lucky if they only lost
 their finger.
 ssj14goku
 The finger blocks it
 dildomuncher3000
 The finger won't block it the shaft is only there
 for keeping the bullet straight, all the
 propulsion happens behind the bullet. The
 bullet would rip through the finger, not that
 many would actually fit without the victim
 being a child, and beyond.
 ssj14goku
 The bullet would go forward a little and then
 hit the finger and stop it's not that hard to
 understand
 lgbltsandwitch
 People are going to lose
 their hands. Go watch
 Mythbusters. They did
 an episode on this, the
 hand fucking exploded.
 hungwy
 No, the bullet would
 start to go but stop at
 the finger. Thats basic
 physics. Also hands dont
 explode normally they
 did something wrong.
 blipblerp
 Why the dingleknockers would you even
 consider sticking your finger in the barrel of a
 loaded gun?? the amount of force propelling
 the bullet at that close of range would shatter
 the finger at the very least; this is a petition for
 1,000,000 people to loose the use of their
 hands. If a bullet explodes the back of a
 persons skull when they shoot it in their mouth
 it sure as hell will explode a finger.
 gorps
 No the finger would stop it
 jorycancrochet
 I'm loving the idiocy of this post.
 Ppl with brains: ummm finger go boom...
 Others: no bullet stop. U no kno fisics >:V
 snakegay
 no the finger would stop it
 indianworiorprincess
 You guy who think the bullet would stop at the
 finger have never shot a gun and can volunteer
 to it their fingers in the barrel of my 9 mil and I'Il
 I'll the trigger and see if it will stop the bullet
 Dumdasses
 egay
 sna
 the finger would stop it
 meatswitch
 raptorific
 Apparently for dudes who've got a compulsive need
 to be the smartest person in the room, "someone
 who's wrong in a really stupid way who has
 unshakable confidence that they're smarter than
 you" is their kryptonite. You can play dumb on
 almost any subject and their ego, their staunch
 belief that the masses are so far below them, will
 blind them to the fact that you're just fucking with
 them, and as long as you don't admit you're fucking
 with them or acknowledge that there's anything
 Off about what you're saying, they won't be able to
 stop themselves trying to get you to Respect Their
 Authority, and they won't be able to see that will
 literally never happen.
 lynati
 The finger is smooth in all directions. That's
 why it can stop the bullet.

Butt, Candy, and Dildo: UNST BLE UNICORNS BUILD A UNICORN ARMY. BETRAY YOUR FRIENDS UNICORNS ARE YOUR FRIENDS NOW 30-45 ming ays 14 Contents s and book BABY UNICORN UNICORN PHOENIX ANGEL UNICORN RAINBOW UNICORN NEIGH C re When this card enters you a card. Ifthis card is sacril bring it directly bark are un Card Tpe Uee Baby if this card would be sa or returned to your ha Nursery instead. CandTy Cont o ce his card is in When UNST BLE UNICORNS LANCR aY RETR R UNICORNE ARE UR AMERICORN SEDUCTIVE UNICOR CHAINSAW UNICORN Whe Cord Ty BA UNICORN BUTT PLUG THE Downgrode s this card is in your Stable, your it is three cards. he n eye scARD and ad e Sametimes a eeecial neds You must have a Sas cern vow Stable ie prder to giay ths card si card is in your Mabie at the beginning wt your turn, you may choose any playe That player must DISCARD card tEADER UNICO C engd if one of your Unicorns would be sacrificed or destroyed, you may SACRIFICE this card instead FREE CANDY UNICORN RAINBOW SHITSTORM ble, move a to your Stable. Inicorn back Whe play scrificed or EUNICORN Unico Cend Type Unicern Mac When this card ente Baby Unicorn froms your Stable. If thi- move the Unicor UNICORN ICE a card and Shoffle the deal five UNICORGY HORNY FLYING UNICORN 0 0 EVE cend pe g DRAW a card for each Unicorn over three in your Stable. Can y Uce When this card enters your Stable, move a Unicorn from any player's Stable to your Stable At the end of your turn, move the Unicorn back to its original Stable, If this card is sacrificed or destroyed, return it to your hand WONDERCON ANAHEIM RARY UNInnn COSPLAY UNICORN HORSE WITH A DILDO Cud Tne: Unicors (Mogical hanfe a NBC ND novelty-gift-ideas: Unstable Unicorns Base Game
nsfw
Butt, Candy, and Dildo: UNST BLE
 UNICORNS
 BUILD A UNICORN ARMY. BETRAY YOUR FRIENDS
 UNICORNS ARE YOUR FRIENDS NOW
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 ays
 14
 Contents
 s and
 book
 BABY UNICORN
 UNICORN PHOENIX
 ANGEL UNICORN
 RAINBOW UNICORN
 NEIGH
 C re
 When this card enters you
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 bring it directly bark
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 Card Tpe Uee Baby
 if this card would be sa
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 Nursery instead.
 CandTy
 Cont o ce
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 UNICORNS
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 AMERICORN
 SEDUCTIVE UNICOR
 CHAINSAW UNICORN
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 You must have a Sas cern vow
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 or destroyed, you may SACRIFICE this
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 Whe
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 When this card ente
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 DRAW a card for each Unicorn over three in
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 Can y Uce
 When this card enters your Stable, move a
 Unicorn from any player's Stable to your Stable
 At the end of your turn, move the Unicorn back
 to its original Stable, If this card is sacrificed or
 destroyed, return it to your hand
 WONDERCON
 ANAHEIM
 RARY UNInnn
 COSPLAY UNICORN
 HORSE WITH A DILDO
 Cud Tne: Unicors (Mogical
 hanfe a
 NBC
 ND
novelty-gift-ideas:

Unstable Unicorns Base Game

novelty-gift-ideas: Unstable Unicorns Base Game

Butt, Candy, and Dildo: UNST BLE UNICORNS BUILD A UNICORN ARMY. BETRAY YOUR FRIENDS UNICORNS ARE YOUR FRIENDS NOW 30-45 ming ays 14 Contents s and book BABY UNICORN UNICORN PHOENIX ANGEL UNICORN RAINBOW UNICORN NEIGH C re When this card enters you a card. Ifthis card is sacril bring it directly bark are un Card Tpe Uee Baby if this card would be sa or returned to your ha Nursery instead. CandTy Cont o ce his card is in When UNST BLE UNICORNS LANCR aY RETR R UNICORNE ARE UR AMERICORN SEDUCTIVE UNICOR CHAINSAW UNICORN Whe Cord Ty BA UNICORN BUTT PLUG THE Downgrode s this card is in your Stable, your it is three cards. he n eye scARD and ad e Sametimes a eeecial neds You must have a Sas cern vow Stable ie prder to giay ths card si card is in your Mabie at the beginning wt your turn, you may choose any playe That player must DISCARD card tEADER UNICO C engd if one of your Unicorns would be sacrificed or destroyed, you may SACRIFICE this card instead FREE CANDY UNICORN RAINBOW SHITSTORM ble, move a to your Stable. Inicorn back Whe play scrificed or EUNICORN Unico Cend Type Unicern Mac When this card ente Baby Unicorn froms your Stable. If thi- move the Unicor UNICORN ICE a card and Shoffle the deal five UNICORGY HORNY FLYING UNICORN 0 0 EVE cend pe g DRAW a card for each Unicorn over three in your Stable. Can y Uce When this card enters your Stable, move a Unicorn from any player's Stable to your Stable At the end of your turn, move the Unicorn back to its original Stable, If this card is sacrificed or destroyed, return it to your hand WONDERCON ANAHEIM RARY UNInnn COSPLAY UNICORN HORSE WITH A DILDO Cud Tne: Unicors (Mogical hanfe a NBC ND novelty-gift-ideas: Unstable Unicorns Base Game
nsfw
Butt, Candy, and Dildo: UNST BLE
 UNICORNS
 BUILD A UNICORN ARMY. BETRAY YOUR FRIENDS
 UNICORNS ARE YOUR FRIENDS NOW
 30-45 ming
 ays
 14
 Contents
 s and
 book
 BABY UNICORN
 UNICORN PHOENIX
 ANGEL UNICORN
 RAINBOW UNICORN
 NEIGH
 C re
 When this card enters you
 a card. Ifthis card is sacril
 bring it directly bark
 are un
 Card Tpe Uee Baby
 if this card would be sa
 or returned to your ha
 Nursery instead.
 CandTy
 Cont o ce
 his card is in
 When

 UNST BLE
 UNICORNS
 LANCR aY RETR R
 UNICORNE ARE UR
 AMERICORN
 SEDUCTIVE UNICOR
 CHAINSAW UNICORN
 Whe
 Cord Ty

 BA
 UNICORN BUTT PLUG
 THE
 Downgrode
 s this card is in your Stable, your
 it is three cards.

 he n eye
 scARD and
 ad e
 Sametimes a
 eeecial
 neds
 You must have a Sas cern vow
 Stable ie prder to giay ths card si
 card is in your Mabie at the beginning wt
 your turn, you may choose any playe That
 player must DISCARD card
 tEADER UNICO
 C engd
 if one of your Unicorns would be sacrificed
 or destroyed, you may SACRIFICE this
 card instead
 FREE CANDY UNICORN
 RAINBOW SHITSTORM
 ble, move a
 to your Stable.
 Inicorn back
 Whe
 play
 scrificed or
 EUNICORN
 Unico
 Cend Type Unicern Mac
 When this card ente
 Baby Unicorn froms
 your Stable. If thi-
 move the Unicor
 UNICORN
 ICE a card and
 Shoffle the
 deal five

 UNICORGY
 HORNY FLYING UNICORN
 0 0
 EVE
 cend pe g
 DRAW a card for each Unicorn over three in
 your Stable.
 Can y Uce
 When this card enters your Stable, move a
 Unicorn from any player's Stable to your Stable
 At the end of your turn, move the Unicorn back
 to its original Stable, If this card is sacrificed or
 destroyed, return it to your hand
 WONDERCON
 ANAHEIM
 RARY UNInnn
 COSPLAY UNICORN
 HORSE WITH A DILDO
 Cud Tne: Unicors (Mogical
 hanfe a
 NBC
 ND
novelty-gift-ideas:

Unstable Unicorns Base Game

novelty-gift-ideas: Unstable Unicorns Base Game

Butt, Candy, and Dildo: UNST BLE UNICORNS BUILD A UNICORN ARMY. BETRAY YOUR FRIENDS UNICORNS ARE YOUR FRIENDS NOW 30-45 ming ays 14 Contents s and book BABY UNICORN UNICORN PHOENIX ANGEL UNICORN RAINBOW UNICORN NEIGH C re When this card enters you a card. Ifthis card is sacril bring it directly bark are un Card Tpe Uee Baby if this card would be sa or returned to your ha Nursery instead. CandTy Cont o ce his card is in When UNST BLE UNICORNS LANCR aY RETR R UNICORNE ARE UR AMERICORN SEDUCTIVE UNICOR CHAINSAW UNICORN Whe Cord Ty BA UNICORN BUTT PLUG THE Downgrode s this card is in your Stable, your it is three cards. he n eye scARD and ad e Sametimes a eeecial neds You must have a Sas cern vow Stable ie prder to giay ths card si card is in your Mabie at the beginning wt your turn, you may choose any playe That player must DISCARD card tEADER UNICO C engd if one of your Unicorns would be sacrificed or destroyed, you may SACRIFICE this card instead FREE CANDY UNICORN RAINBOW SHITSTORM ble, move a to your Stable. Inicorn back Whe play scrificed or EUNICORN Unico Cend Type Unicern Mac When this card ente Baby Unicorn froms your Stable. If thi- move the Unicor UNICORN ICE a card and Shoffle the deal five UNICORGY HORNY FLYING UNICORN 0 0 EVE cend pe g DRAW a card for each Unicorn over three in your Stable. Can y Uce When this card enters your Stable, move a Unicorn from any player's Stable to your Stable At the end of your turn, move the Unicorn back to its original Stable, If this card is sacrificed or destroyed, return it to your hand WONDERCON ANAHEIM RARY UNInnn COSPLAY UNICORN HORSE WITH A DILDO Cud Tne: Unicors (Mogical hanfe a NBC ND novelty-gift-ideas: Unstable Unicorns Base Game
nsfw
Butt, Candy, and Dildo: UNST BLE
 UNICORNS
 BUILD A UNICORN ARMY. BETRAY YOUR FRIENDS
 UNICORNS ARE YOUR FRIENDS NOW
 30-45 ming
 ays
 14
 Contents
 s and
 book
 BABY UNICORN
 UNICORN PHOENIX
 ANGEL UNICORN
 RAINBOW UNICORN
 NEIGH
 C re
 When this card enters you
 a card. Ifthis card is sacril
 bring it directly bark
 are un
 Card Tpe Uee Baby
 if this card would be sa
 or returned to your ha
 Nursery instead.
 CandTy
 Cont o ce
 his card is in
 When

 UNST BLE
 UNICORNS
 LANCR aY RETR R
 UNICORNE ARE UR
 AMERICORN
 SEDUCTIVE UNICOR
 CHAINSAW UNICORN
 Whe
 Cord Ty

 BA
 UNICORN BUTT PLUG
 THE
 Downgrode
 s this card is in your Stable, your
 it is three cards.

 he n eye
 scARD and
 ad e
 Sametimes a
 eeecial
 neds
 You must have a Sas cern vow
 Stable ie prder to giay ths card si
 card is in your Mabie at the beginning wt
 your turn, you may choose any playe That
 player must DISCARD card
 tEADER UNICO
 C engd
 if one of your Unicorns would be sacrificed
 or destroyed, you may SACRIFICE this
 card instead
 FREE CANDY UNICORN
 RAINBOW SHITSTORM
 ble, move a
 to your Stable.
 Inicorn back
 Whe
 play
 scrificed or
 EUNICORN
 Unico
 Cend Type Unicern Mac
 When this card ente
 Baby Unicorn froms
 your Stable. If thi-
 move the Unicor
 UNICORN
 ICE a card and
 Shoffle the
 deal five

 UNICORGY
 HORNY FLYING UNICORN
 0 0
 EVE
 cend pe g
 DRAW a card for each Unicorn over three in
 your Stable.
 Can y Uce
 When this card enters your Stable, move a
 Unicorn from any player's Stable to your Stable
 At the end of your turn, move the Unicorn back
 to its original Stable, If this card is sacrificed or
 destroyed, return it to your hand
 WONDERCON
 ANAHEIM
 RARY UNInnn
 COSPLAY UNICORN
 HORSE WITH A DILDO
 Cud Tne: Unicors (Mogical
 hanfe a
 NBC
 ND
novelty-gift-ideas:

Unstable Unicorns Base Game

novelty-gift-ideas: Unstable Unicorns Base Game

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Bodies , Chipotle, and Girl Scouts: PS Products
 A 10
 PS Products Knuckle Blaster is a 950,000V Stun Gun
 with Batteries & Magnetic Leather Holster
 ea
 List Price: $69.99
 Price: $62.54
 Victory!
 By tdoog- May 5, 2013
 I purchased this after I was confronted by
 punks demanding that I hand over my money. I'm
 a relatively fit guy, but I was no match for them.
 That is when I realized that I need to protect
 myself. The day after I bought this product I went
 to the very same Wal-Mart parking lot when I was
 first mugged. I approached the group of
 hooligans standing outside the entrance,
 concealing my secret weapon.
 some
 I cooly asked "Remember me?"
 One of them looked up and said, "Have you com
 back to buy some Samoas or Thin Mints? My Gi
 Scout Troop needs to raise more money!"
 I replied with "you're not taking my money this
 time". "But sir, they're delicious!", she said.
 I whipped out my Knuckle Blaster Stun Gun hand
 and shouted "WRONG MOVE B****" The five giri
 scouts ran away screaming.
 As I pounded my chest in victory, I accidentally
 activated the stun gun and applied 950,000 Volts
 to my right nipple. I woke up 4 hours later to the
 sound of heavy footsteps. Those Girl Scouts had
 brought their fathers. But I was ready. I lunged at
 the largest one with a cry of "RAGGLE
 FRAGGLE!!!" and hit him in the stomach. He hit
 the ground harder than a fat kid on a jungle gym.
 As the others began to circle around me,I
 changed techniques. Holding both of my hands
 in tight fists, I rased my arms to my sides and
 initiated the helicopter spin. They all backed off,
 fearing my impressive RPM. After a while I
 started getting dizzy, and one of the fathers
 decided to try to tackle me. As he ran to me stood
 there, dizzy and queasy; time was going real
 slow. Then I remembered. I had eaten lunch at
 Chipotle and the burrito was fighting its way back
 up my stomach.
 I tuned toward my enemy and launched a stream
 of projectile vomit at him, knocking him to the
 ground. Then I started singing "Let the bodies hit
 the floor, let the bodies hit the floor, let the bodies
 hit the.... FLOOO00RRR!!!"
 I grabbed my Knuckle Blasher Stun Gun and
 shoved it into my mouth, running headfirst at my
 foes, electrocuting them with my teeth.
 Eventually they were all unconscious, and I
 walked home victorious.
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