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Anaconda, Bless Up, and Click: u/scigs6 21d i.redd.it This fur baby turns five today! Heads up. Baby girl you have "fit" or "fitness" in your name and u leave a comment I will click on your name 100 times out of 100. Why? Simple. IT'S GUARANTEED TO INCLUDE GROSS MEALS THAT NO HUMAN SHOULD EVER CONSUME BUT I ENJOYING LOOKING AT IT BC IT'S SPICY πŸ€—πŸ˜‚: "chia seeds in coconut milk on a bed of flax blended with kale and eggplant today 😍 VeganFit delicious smoothie". MAMA, STOP THIS SHIT. AIN'T NOTHING DELICIOUS ABOUT THIS UNGODLY CONCOCTION. IF U GON EAT IT TO DEVELOP A SIX PACK THEN MORE LOVE AND MORE LIFE TO U BUT STOP PRETENDING - A BANANA SPLIT IS DELICIOUS - TACOS ARE DELICIOUS - PUNANI IS DELICIOUS πŸ€— - MIXING A WHOLE BUNCH OF INCONGRUOUS PLANTS TOGETHER LIKE THIS LET'S KEEP IT 600 THAT AIN'T DELICIOUS πŸ˜‚. And y'all wanna photograph these concoctions to support each other. "Squash and celery smoothie with hemp seed and spirulina thanks @_fit_jen69 for the recommendation πŸ˜„". WOMAN. STOP LISTENING TO @_fit_jen69 - ONLY A PSYCHOPATH GON MAKE A SMOOTHIE WITH THEM INGREDIENTS - YALL CAN'T BE SERIOUS 😩 (@_fit_jen69 holla at me tho baby girl I happen to like psychopaths plus anyone with the number 69 in they bio is automatic wife material (girls who like 69 is like girls who like riding the dih...dinosaur status...that species damn near extinct 😩)...let's make chirren @_fit_jen69 and let's make a happy home my body is ready (I'm in charge of feeding the chirren tho no offense bless up πŸ€—πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚))
Anaconda, Bless Up, and Click: u/scigs6 21d i.redd.it
 This fur baby turns five today!
Heads up. Baby girl you have "fit" or "fitness" in your name and u leave a comment I will click on your name 100 times out of 100. Why? Simple. IT'S GUARANTEED TO INCLUDE GROSS MEALS THAT NO HUMAN SHOULD EVER CONSUME BUT I ENJOYING LOOKING AT IT BC IT'S SPICY πŸ€—πŸ˜‚: "chia seeds in coconut milk on a bed of flax blended with kale and eggplant today 😍 VeganFit delicious smoothie". MAMA, STOP THIS SHIT. AIN'T NOTHING DELICIOUS ABOUT THIS UNGODLY CONCOCTION. IF U GON EAT IT TO DEVELOP A SIX PACK THEN MORE LOVE AND MORE LIFE TO U BUT STOP PRETENDING - A BANANA SPLIT IS DELICIOUS - TACOS ARE DELICIOUS - PUNANI IS DELICIOUS πŸ€— - MIXING A WHOLE BUNCH OF INCONGRUOUS PLANTS TOGETHER LIKE THIS LET'S KEEP IT 600 THAT AIN'T DELICIOUS πŸ˜‚. And y'all wanna photograph these concoctions to support each other. "Squash and celery smoothie with hemp seed and spirulina thanks @_fit_jen69 for the recommendation πŸ˜„". WOMAN. STOP LISTENING TO @_fit_jen69 - ONLY A PSYCHOPATH GON MAKE A SMOOTHIE WITH THEM INGREDIENTS - YALL CAN'T BE SERIOUS 😩 (@_fit_jen69 holla at me tho baby girl I happen to like psychopaths plus anyone with the number 69 in they bio is automatic wife material (girls who like 69 is like girls who like riding the dih...dinosaur status...that species damn near extinct 😩)...let's make chirren @_fit_jen69 and let's make a happy home my body is ready (I'm in charge of feeding the chirren tho no offense bless up πŸ€—πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚))

Heads up. Baby girl you have "fit" or "fitness" in your name and u leave a comment I will click on your name 100 times out of 100. Why? Simp...

Beard, Hello, and Memes: SGAG Singpost: I'll check that for you sir. Me: Thank you. Singpost: What's your name, sir? Me: Neil Singapost: Is that Nial? Me: If you like. Singpost: And your phone number? Me: FOR F... I'm sorry. why do you need my phone number. I just want to know if there's a post office in Rivervale Mall, Yes or no? Singpost: In case the line hangs up. Me: Yes, I could see why that would happen a lot. Pausc Singpost: Yes, there is a post office at Rivervale Mall Me: Thank you. Singpost: Do you need the address? Me: It's Eunos, right? Singpost: No, sir. It's... Me: Never mind. You're not based in Singapore are you, mate? Singpost: No, I'm based overseas, sir. Neil Humphreys Yesterday at 12:36pm-Singapore , Follow Me: Hello, Singpost, I'm calling to confirm that there is a post office at Rivervale Mall. Singpost phone guy: That is correct, sir Me: That there is a post office? Singpost: That this is Singpost. Me: Where? Singpost: On the phone, sir Me: I know that. Pause Me: So is there a post office at Rivervale Mall or is it just a SAM machn? Singpost: That is correct, sir. Me: What is? Singpost: How can i help you today? Me: For fuc... I mean, does Rivervale Mall have a post office? Singpost: ll check for you sir. Where is the location? Me: Rivervale Mall singpost: ITl check for you sir... Yes, that is correct, sir. The address is No kidding. Eunos Me: Wait, what? Eunos? Rivervale Mall is in Sengkang. Singpost: Ill check for you, sir Me: No, you don't have to check, sir. I know Rivervale Mall is Sengkang. (UPDATE: went to Rivervale Mall. There is no post office, just a bloody Does it have a post office? Singpost, I'm all for cost cutting (and certainly don't blame poor bugger on the phone) but I'd grown a beard and lost will to live by time i was done ... SAM machine!!) SINGPOST SMLJP And in the end still no post office! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Beard, Hello, and Memes: SGAG
 Singpost: I'll check that for you sir.
 Me: Thank you.
 Singpost: What's your name, sir?
 Me: Neil
 Singapost: Is that Nial?
 Me: If you like.
 Singpost: And your phone number?
 Me: FOR F... I'm sorry. why do you need my phone number. I just want
 to know if there's a post office in Rivervale Mall, Yes or no?
 Singpost: In case the line hangs up.
 Me: Yes, I could see why that would happen a lot.
 Pausc
 Singpost: Yes, there is a post office at Rivervale Mall
 Me: Thank you.
 Singpost: Do you need the address?
 Me: It's Eunos, right?
 Singpost: No, sir. It's...
 Me: Never mind. You're not based in Singapore are you, mate?
 Singpost: No, I'm based overseas, sir.
 Neil Humphreys
 Yesterday at 12:36pm-Singapore ,
 Follow
 Me: Hello, Singpost, I'm calling to confirm that there is a post office at
 Rivervale Mall.
 Singpost phone guy: That is correct, sir
 Me: That there is a post office?
 Singpost: That this is Singpost.
 Me: Where?
 Singpost: On the phone, sir
 Me: I know that.
 Pause
 Me: So is there a post office at Rivervale Mall or is it just a SAM machn?
 Singpost: That is correct, sir.
 Me: What is?
 Singpost: How can i help you today?
 Me: For fuc... I mean, does Rivervale Mall have a post office?
 Singpost: ll check for you sir. Where is the location?
 Me: Rivervale Mall
 singpost: ITl check for you sir... Yes, that is correct, sir. The address is No kidding.
 Eunos
 Me: Wait, what? Eunos? Rivervale Mall is in Sengkang.
 Singpost: Ill check for you, sir
 Me: No, you don't have to check, sir. I know Rivervale Mall is Sengkang. (UPDATE: went to Rivervale Mall. There is no post office, just a bloody
 Does it have a post office?
 Singpost, I'm all for cost cutting (and certainly don't blame poor bugger
 on the phone) but I'd grown a beard and lost will to live by time i was
 done
 ...
 SAM machine!!)
 SINGPOST
 SMLJP
And in the end still no post office! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

And in the end still no post office! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚