Happy Birthday to me
Better than nothing I suppose
Guess you chucleheads are my new family...
No regrets and it makes me feel less lonely
That'll show her!
Responding to "Happy Birthday" messages on Facebook...
They should make "Happy Last Birthday" cards.
Happy birthday to me?
I guess it counts as a present
Maybe I'm cooler online???
Happy Birthday to me....
Happy Birthday to me, I guess?
In my own defense, IFTTT is pretty awesome.
Happy birthday to me
That's the last time I'm telling that bitch happy birthday on facebook.
Didn't even get a 'Thank you'...
I find it to be a pretty convenient annual tool.
WWJD? Would you sing happy birthday at that party?
Just got the first "Happy birthday" post on my FaceBook wall
Happy Birthday to Me...
When her profile says born on April 1st
Happy womb deportation day gets old
I'm an only child too
She doesn't like observing her birthday anyway, but as her brother I feel an obligation to do it.
I'm too lazy to delete all my facebook friends who I don't really know
Happy birthday to me...
My asshole cousin helped my grandmother install "the memes program" onto her new phone. She's really excited. Share this new ecstasy that is...