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Aww, Bless Up, and Emoji: r/aww u/ButZebrasCantSmell 18h i.redd.it This little guy followed me home and then fell asleep on my lap, so l guess I have a dog now @DrSmashlove See bruv it’s two reactions u get from ladies when u laying pipe for the first time and bust a lil early. Type 1: she hear u moan and groan and let loose the juice and she just do this grin: 😌. Like “it’s ok baby I understand 😌 this Nani feels like silk soaked in honey and coated in mango juice 😌 I don’t expect u to last more than a few strokes 😌 it’s the price of having A1 Nani 😌.” Like that’s literally what this emoji was based off of - it’s the “it’s ok my adorable Minute Man 😌” emoji 😂. Now then, Type 2: she ain’t playing bruv. Type 2 came here for some proper pipe and yo early arrival mean u just deprived her of the value of her investment. She ain’t having it. U let out half a moan - not even a full moan and groan - just literally “AHP-“ and her eyes turn red. Her face morph into the face of a she-devil 👹. Horns emerge straight on her head top. And she always say the same thing: “NOT...YET!!!! 👿” and then she hit u with the Type 2 leg lock Bruv. She wrap her arms and legs around u like: “YOU MINUTE MAN LOOKIN A$$ I’M NOT GON LET U PULL OUT IMMA HAVE YO BABY TO TEACH U A LESSON ABOUT BUSTING EARLY U THOUGHT SH!T WAS SWEET WELL LEMME TELL U HOW SWEET: EVERY TIME U LOOK IN THE FACE OF THIS BABY U GON REMEMBER THE TIME U THOUGHT IT WAS OK TO BUST AFTER A FEW STROKES - HELL NAW - NOW GIMME THIS WORK AND LET ME NAME THIS BABY WITHOUT CONSULTING U. “Zeena”. ISSA GREEK NAME THAT MEANS “stranger, guest” WHICH IS APPROPRIATE BECAUSE IMMA HAVE FULL CUSTODY AND U GON SHOW UP WITH MY MONTHLY SUPPORT AS A GUEST IN A CRIB *YOU* PAYING FOR HOWBOWDAH 👿.” And u thinking “naw baby relax it’s all good round 2 gon be amazing 😬” and she just like “sorry I had other plans after this, expect to get served with a DNA test in 9 months bless up.” Type 2 ladies imma need y’all to learn from yo Type 1 sisters. Embrace the fact that your Nani A1. Give him another chance. U ain’t gotta go off and have his baby to teach him a lesson - let him cool his jets and give u the bidness one mo ‘gain. And if he bust early, cut him off forever. AND THEN DM ME IMMEEJALLY BECAUSE IT MEAN U GOT THAT UNICORN NANI AND WE SHOULD GET MARRIED AND HAVE CHIRREN BLESS UP 🤗😂😂😂
Aww, Bless Up, and Emoji: r/aww
 u/ButZebrasCantSmell 18h i.redd.it
 This little guy followed me home and
 then fell asleep on my lap, so l guess I
 have a dog now
 @DrSmashlove
See bruv it’s two reactions u get from ladies when u laying pipe for the first time and bust a lil early. Type 1: she hear u moan and groan and let loose the juice and she just do this grin: 😌. Like “it’s ok baby I understand 😌 this Nani feels like silk soaked in honey and coated in mango juice 😌 I don’t expect u to last more than a few strokes 😌 it’s the price of having A1 Nani 😌.” Like that’s literally what this emoji was based off of - it’s the “it’s ok my adorable Minute Man 😌” emoji 😂. Now then, Type 2: she ain’t playing bruv. Type 2 came here for some proper pipe and yo early arrival mean u just deprived her of the value of her investment. She ain’t having it. U let out half a moan - not even a full moan and groan - just literally “AHP-“ and her eyes turn red. Her face morph into the face of a she-devil 👹. Horns emerge straight on her head top. And she always say the same thing: “NOT...YET!!!! 👿” and then she hit u with the Type 2 leg lock Bruv. She wrap her arms and legs around u like: “YOU MINUTE MAN LOOKIN A$$ I’M NOT GON LET U PULL OUT IMMA HAVE YO BABY TO TEACH U A LESSON ABOUT BUSTING EARLY U THOUGHT SH!T WAS SWEET WELL LEMME TELL U HOW SWEET: EVERY TIME U LOOK IN THE FACE OF THIS BABY U GON REMEMBER THE TIME U THOUGHT IT WAS OK TO BUST AFTER A FEW STROKES - HELL NAW - NOW GIMME THIS WORK AND LET ME NAME THIS BABY WITHOUT CONSULTING U. “Zeena”. ISSA GREEK NAME THAT MEANS “stranger, guest” WHICH IS APPROPRIATE BECAUSE IMMA HAVE FULL CUSTODY AND U GON SHOW UP WITH MY MONTHLY SUPPORT AS A GUEST IN A CRIB *YOU* PAYING FOR HOWBOWDAH 👿.” And u thinking “naw baby relax it’s all good round 2 gon be amazing 😬” and she just like “sorry I had other plans after this, expect to get served with a DNA test in 9 months bless up.” Type 2 ladies imma need y’all to learn from yo Type 1 sisters. Embrace the fact that your Nani A1. Give him another chance. U ain’t gotta go off and have his baby to teach him a lesson - let him cool his jets and give u the bidness one mo ‘gain. And if he bust early, cut him off forever. AND THEN DM ME IMMEEJALLY BECAUSE IT MEAN U GOT THAT UNICORN NANI AND WE SHOULD GET MARRIED AND HAVE CHIRREN BLESS UP 🤗😂😂😂

See bruv it’s two reactions u get from ladies when u laying pipe for the first time and bust a lil early. Type 1: she hear u moan and groan ...

Ass, Beautiful, and Bitch: When she takes you back to her place and you notice some red flags but you play it off cuz you're trying to get your dick wet teel very welcome here. When you trying to catch some soul snatching, toes curling, meat coiling. Metal twisting, ducks flapping, cows chirping, ball jiggling , nipples burning head nothing can come in the way. If I had a choice between answering grandpa Dales life alert call or that 2am you up text, Ima be excavating that pussy like the Miranda trench. I nut quick so I’ll be back in time to assist with his life alert. I hate sex. No honestly it’s complicated. You gotta find a apropoate time, place, what if she’s on her period that week? I don’t bang with that blood shit. Not to mention feelings can be caught like receivers, stds transferred like a bus ride, and hope crushed like a cervix. When them beautiful ebony cheeks spread and that feeling of paradise cause her walls to talk. Color coordinated and all that was a pipe dream. When there was chocolate mud cake waiting for me. Me, being the genuine guy that I am. Notified this girl there was shit in her ass. Bitch dead giggled and said stop lien. This probably the worse times for me to play 2 truths and a lie. What do you do when she doesn’t believe you? What you think I did? I love finger painting. When life gives you lemon make lemonade.
Ass, Beautiful, and Bitch: When she takes you back to her
 place and you notice some red
 flags but you play it off cuz you're
 trying to get your dick wet
 teel very welcome here.
When you trying to catch some soul snatching, toes curling, meat coiling. Metal twisting, ducks flapping, cows chirping, ball jiggling , nipples burning head nothing can come in the way. If I had a choice between answering grandpa Dales life alert call or that 2am you up text, Ima be excavating that pussy like the Miranda trench. I nut quick so I’ll be back in time to assist with his life alert. I hate sex. No honestly it’s complicated. You gotta find a apropoate time, place, what if she’s on her period that week? I don’t bang with that blood shit. Not to mention feelings can be caught like receivers, stds transferred like a bus ride, and hope crushed like a cervix. When them beautiful ebony cheeks spread and that feeling of paradise cause her walls to talk. Color coordinated and all that was a pipe dream. When there was chocolate mud cake waiting for me. Me, being the genuine guy that I am. Notified this girl there was shit in her ass. Bitch dead giggled and said stop lien. This probably the worse times for me to play 2 truths and a lie. What do you do when she doesn’t believe you? What you think I did? I love finger painting. When life gives you lemon make lemonade.

When you trying to catch some soul snatching, toes curling, meat coiling. Metal twisting, ducks flapping, cows chirping, ball jiggling , nip...

Ass, Barber, and Best Buy: .il Verizon 10:22 AM Text Message Today 9:30 AM Hey. What's. Up. Bro This. KeV in. KeV in who Be. At. Shop Lil. G. Barber. Shojp What. Time. You. Tryina. Meet. Up. Ima. Bring. The. Cocaine. And. 3 Poodles Did. You. Talk to. Any. One. At. Shop Just. Dwayne. But. You. Know. He. On. That. Gay. Shit. Always. Tryina. Put. It. In. Me. What ext Message StubHub Verizon 10:22 AM Did. You. Talk. To. Him. Bout. Mack. Pc Yea. But. Last. Time. I. Bought. A. Pc From. Him. It. Was. Filled. With. Animal. Pornography. And. I. Had. To. Return. It I. Brought. It. To. Best. Buy. To. See How. To. Get. It. Off. But. I. Had. To. Run Out. Cuz. They. Were. Looking. At. Me Weird. And. Talked. About. Calling. The Police. On. Me No. Call. Lil. Gee. He. Will. Explain You. Can't. Explain. Animal. Porn. Man Do. You.Know. How. Blown. I. Was When. I. Saw. This. Man. Giving. An Elephant. Head? And. I. Don't. Mean. Sucking. His. Trunk Know. Man. Not. Computer I. Mean. Literally. Putting. His. Head. In His. Ass. Man. You. Wild ext Message StubHub Verizon 10:22 AM Call. Gee Aight. Ima. Call. Him. Now I. Left. lt. At. Shop Yo. Whv. Gee. Said. He. Gonna. Lick My. Bootyhole. When. I. Get. There What. Kinda. Shit. You. Leave lts. Like. Shit. You. Can. Hook. Up. For. Music. An. Some other. Shit. Oh. That's. Why. Gee. Talking. About. Playing. My. Flute. And. Tickling. My Ivories I. Thought. He. Was. Trying. To. Toss. My. Salad. Again What's. Up. Man He. Got. It. At. Shop Okay. Ima. Come. Get. It. But. Call. And Tell. Gee. To. Stop. Talking. All. This Gav. Shit ext Message StubHub Verizon 10:22 AM Ivories . Thought. He. Was. Trying. To. Toss. My. Salad. Again What's. Up. Man He. Got. It. At. Shop Okay. Ima. Come. Get. It. But. Call. And Tell. Gee. To. Stop. Talking. All. This. Gay. Shit Tell. Him. My. Asshole. Is. Exit. Only Maybe. A. Tongue. Here. And. There But. That's. On. Special.Occasions. Only Yeah. Will. Do Will, Tell. Him Stop Thank. You. He. Needs. To. At. Least. Bring. Me. Flowers. Before. He. Tries To. Get. Me. To. Spread. Eagle. For. Him ext Message StubHub Wrong. Text. Troll.
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Aaron Rodgers, Ass, and Basketball: School nurses be like "Put ice on it @codeinist I truly believe school nurses just watch one first aid video and they are hired. My high school ain't even had a school nurse that's how useless they have become. It was 8th grade and it rained outside so we had to play recess indoors at the gym. No one bought a basketball but my bro Antonio had a football on him that day. I don't play football because Im a clitoris. I can not take a hit. But when my mom use to give me beatings I would catch the belt like I was oBJ. My hands were unmatched. We was some reckless young niggas. No pads or protection we playing tackle foot ball on hard wooden floor. It's 4th down and my team still stuck on the free throw line in our In zone. My boy Craig threw me a AARON Rodgers hail marry for us to win the game. Instead it turned to a interception in our in zone. My whole camera relatively shifted 180 degrees. I seen Antonio shocked he even caught the ball. I came in hot like the middle in Mario to tackle Antonio. Nigga pressed square on his psp and just spin moved my ass. I turned my head to see where he gone too, I ran into the wall. Whole hand felt funny. I look down and see my Wrist bone sticking out like mega mans sword. I heard to school aid look and say “He needed some milk”. My whole forearm childish for pulling a Kevin Ware. You know how you look at some fucked yo shit and it don’t process until you go into a painful shock? Bruh I booked it to the nurse office holding my hand like a fainted Pokémon from battle. I met Nurse Jameka busting down a $5 pop eyes box. I’m in there crying she says “oh baby no trouble that ain’t nothing this ice pack cant do”. BITCH! My grandma pulled up a hour later to pick me up. Grandma put vix on my throat and told me get some rest. Since then I ain’t touch a football. My jumpshot all fucked up. I can’t finger bitches with my right hand it be cramping up.
Aaron Rodgers, Ass, and Basketball: School nurses be like "Put ice on
 it
 @codeinist
I truly believe school nurses just watch one first aid video and they are hired. My high school ain't even had a school nurse that's how useless they have become. It was 8th grade and it rained outside so we had to play recess indoors at the gym. No one bought a basketball but my bro Antonio had a football on him that day. I don't play football because Im a clitoris. I can not take a hit. But when my mom use to give me beatings I would catch the belt like I was oBJ. My hands were unmatched. We was some reckless young niggas. No pads or protection we playing tackle foot ball on hard wooden floor. It's 4th down and my team still stuck on the free throw line in our In zone. My boy Craig threw me a AARON Rodgers hail marry for us to win the game. Instead it turned to a interception in our in zone. My whole camera relatively shifted 180 degrees. I seen Antonio shocked he even caught the ball. I came in hot like the middle in Mario to tackle Antonio. Nigga pressed square on his psp and just spin moved my ass. I turned my head to see where he gone too, I ran into the wall. Whole hand felt funny. I look down and see my Wrist bone sticking out like mega mans sword. I heard to school aid look and say “He needed some milk”. My whole forearm childish for pulling a Kevin Ware. You know how you look at some fucked yo shit and it don’t process until you go into a painful shock? Bruh I booked it to the nurse office holding my hand like a fainted Pokémon from battle. I met Nurse Jameka busting down a $5 pop eyes box. I’m in there crying she says “oh baby no trouble that ain’t nothing this ice pack cant do”. BITCH! My grandma pulled up a hour later to pick me up. Grandma put vix on my throat and told me get some rest. Since then I ain’t touch a football. My jumpshot all fucked up. I can’t finger bitches with my right hand it be cramping up.

I truly believe school nurses just watch one first aid video and they are hired. My high school ain't even had a school nurse that's how use...

Asian, Ass, and Baseball: My tow truck driver and his lil buddy. Pic: reddit u/Slowhand09 @DrSmashlove Aight. Two real quick follow-ups on my post about girls and sports (from Sunday.) First, I take back the comment about hairy armpits on women. Ladies - if u love yo natural body - I love it too. Or if u identify as a gender that doesn’t match your biological sex (thank u to my lil homegirl for explaining this to me), I love u too. If u EVER come to this page and feel “othered” or ostracized, tell me! It’s never my intent. Sometimes my lack of intellect and understanding translates the love in my heart into words that can be hurtful, and I ALWAYS expect y’all to teach me and educate me so I can be a better man out here. Second, I implied that the prototypic female sports fan has a blond pony tail sticking out the back of her baseball cap. My extremely wise sister from another mister @tamashar quickly pointed out that she’s a football fan and does not, in fact, have a blond pony tail. It is axiomatic that it’s sisters out here that love sports. The thing is, when I write, I imagine a story in my head, and I type it out and give it to y’all. So I imagined a loud ass blond girl at a Wrigleyville bar in a faded cubs cap wearing her ex boyfriend’s oversized J Crew hoodie (that she kept because FVCK HIM 🤗) barking loudly and drunkenly about her favorite (and least favorite) cubs players: “OMG GET RID OF PEDRO STROP ALREADY HE’S SUCH A - *WHY* DOES MADDON PUT HIM IN - HE SUCKS - CAN I GET A STELLA OR WHAT I NEED A DRINKY - Oh shit Kelly - kyle texted me - gotta go lol cover my beer baby byeeeee” <— if u got a girl like this in yo squad, tag her 🤗. Anyway I never meant to exclude my sisters, my Latinas, my Asian home girls, etc - they all got ladies that will school u - smash is never exclusionary only inclusionary. That’s all I got. Now don’t comment “SMASH STOP APOLOGIZING” - I don’t do it to be politically correct! (scroll back and tell me if I’ve EVER been politically correct 😂) - I make these statement to show GROWTH and I hope I never stop growing! I’ve always been a grower 🍌 bless up 😍😂😂😂
Asian, Ass, and Baseball: My tow truck driver and his lil buddy.
 Pic: reddit u/Slowhand09
 @DrSmashlove
Aight. Two real quick follow-ups on my post about girls and sports (from Sunday.) First, I take back the comment about hairy armpits on women. Ladies - if u love yo natural body - I love it too. Or if u identify as a gender that doesn’t match your biological sex (thank u to my lil homegirl for explaining this to me), I love u too. If u EVER come to this page and feel “othered” or ostracized, tell me! It’s never my intent. Sometimes my lack of intellect and understanding translates the love in my heart into words that can be hurtful, and I ALWAYS expect y’all to teach me and educate me so I can be a better man out here. Second, I implied that the prototypic female sports fan has a blond pony tail sticking out the back of her baseball cap. My extremely wise sister from another mister @tamashar quickly pointed out that she’s a football fan and does not, in fact, have a blond pony tail. It is axiomatic that it’s sisters out here that love sports. The thing is, when I write, I imagine a story in my head, and I type it out and give it to y’all. So I imagined a loud ass blond girl at a Wrigleyville bar in a faded cubs cap wearing her ex boyfriend’s oversized J Crew hoodie (that she kept because FVCK HIM 🤗) barking loudly and drunkenly about her favorite (and least favorite) cubs players: “OMG GET RID OF PEDRO STROP ALREADY HE’S SUCH A - *WHY* DOES MADDON PUT HIM IN - HE SUCKS - CAN I GET A STELLA OR WHAT I NEED A DRINKY - Oh shit Kelly - kyle texted me - gotta go lol cover my beer baby byeeeee” <— if u got a girl like this in yo squad, tag her 🤗. Anyway I never meant to exclude my sisters, my Latinas, my Asian home girls, etc - they all got ladies that will school u - smash is never exclusionary only inclusionary. That’s all I got. Now don’t comment “SMASH STOP APOLOGIZING” - I don’t do it to be politically correct! (scroll back and tell me if I’ve EVER been politically correct 😂) - I make these statement to show GROWTH and I hope I never stop growing! I’ve always been a grower 🍌 bless up 😍😂😂😂

Aight. Two real quick follow-ups on my post about girls and sports (from Sunday.) First, I take back the comment about hairy armpits on wome...

A Dream, Ariana Grande, and Cute: After sex selfies are always so damn cute The Summer of 1801 was hot and humid. All the slaves were slaving away in the fields, as the white man watched. Us slaves were planning our escape, and today was the day. I wipe my forehead of sweat and yell back towards the plantation. "Massa! You gon wanna come see dis." The man spits out his tobbaco and grabs his rifle. I get nervous as he walks towards me. "Whats the problem boy?" I point to the cotton. "Id say theres an insect of the sorts eating tha cotton roots massa." He lays his rifle down and bends over to inspect the plant. I quickly grab the gun and beat him repeatedly over head until hes more lifeless than a Ariana Grande concert. I nod to the other slaves and we charge back to the plantation house. Rodney, who got 10 lashings for fucking a cow, kicks down the door with his powerful legs. We storm into the house and all of the house wives scream. We silence them and head downstairs to the basement. We find more rifles and distribute one to all the other slaves. We had to hurry before Massa 2 came back from the market. When we get back up stairs we hear barking. The dogs. One time my friend Jim had his penis ripped off by one when he tried to escape. But I aint afraid to hurt a dog word to Vick. The slaves decide to split up and I run out on my own. I make the decision to run towards the creek. I hear barking behind me and its getting closer. The river is yards infront of me. I turn my head and see a Massa with a dog. Massa points his rifle at me and shoots. I duck and dive into the river. I stay submerged until the current pushed me far enough away. Its over. (LMAO SIKE YOU THOUGHT THESE STORIES NEVER HAVE GOOD ENDINGS) I wake up in my tent, sweat dripping from my forehead. It was just a dream.
A Dream, Ariana Grande, and Cute: After sex selfies are always so damn
 cute
The Summer of 1801 was hot and humid. All the slaves were slaving away in the fields, as the white man watched. Us slaves were planning our escape, and today was the day. I wipe my forehead of sweat and yell back towards the plantation. "Massa! You gon wanna come see dis." The man spits out his tobbaco and grabs his rifle. I get nervous as he walks towards me. "Whats the problem boy?" I point to the cotton. "Id say theres an insect of the sorts eating tha cotton roots massa." He lays his rifle down and bends over to inspect the plant. I quickly grab the gun and beat him repeatedly over head until hes more lifeless than a Ariana Grande concert. I nod to the other slaves and we charge back to the plantation house. Rodney, who got 10 lashings for fucking a cow, kicks down the door with his powerful legs. We storm into the house and all of the house wives scream. We silence them and head downstairs to the basement. We find more rifles and distribute one to all the other slaves. We had to hurry before Massa 2 came back from the market. When we get back up stairs we hear barking. The dogs. One time my friend Jim had his penis ripped off by one when he tried to escape. But I aint afraid to hurt a dog word to Vick. The slaves decide to split up and I run out on my own. I make the decision to run towards the creek. I hear barking behind me and its getting closer. The river is yards infront of me. I turn my head and see a Massa with a dog. Massa points his rifle at me and shoots. I duck and dive into the river. I stay submerged until the current pushed me far enough away. Its over. (LMAO SIKE YOU THOUGHT THESE STORIES NEVER HAVE GOOD ENDINGS) I wake up in my tent, sweat dripping from my forehead. It was just a dream.

The Summer of 1801 was hot and humid. All the slaves were slaving away in the fields, as the white man watched. Us slaves were planning our ...

Do It Again, Fire, and Head: Woman Sets 4-Year Old Autistic Son On Fire In Bathtub @balleralert Woman Sets 4-Year Old Autistic Son On Fire In Bathtub -blogged by @peachkyss ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ A mother has been arrested for killing her four-year old autistic son, who was found burned in the bathtub of their home. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Amelia DiStasio, 23, of Milwaukee, Wis., has been charged with first degree intentional homicide after the Milwaukee Fire Department responded to numerous reports of smoke at the DiStasio home. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The four-year-old’s hands were tied behind his back with at least seven belts and his head covered with a trash bag. An open bottle of canola oil was also found in the bathroom beside the bathtub. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ A resident of the apartments spoke with police and explained how they heard the little boy yell, “Please mommy, stop! I won’t do it again!” the night before the murder. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The 23-year-old mother’s phone was searched and revealed that she had searched “how do canabals die”, and “how to kill a canabal”. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Amelia DiStasio was taken into custody and is being held with a $400,000 bond.
Do It Again, Fire, and Head: Woman Sets 4-Year Old Autistic
 Son On Fire In Bathtub
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Woman Sets 4-Year Old Autistic Son On Fire In Bathtub -blogged by @peachkyss ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ A mother has been arrested for killing her four-year old autistic son, who was found burned in the bathtub of their home. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Amelia DiStasio, 23, of Milwaukee, Wis., has been charged with first degree intentional homicide after the Milwaukee Fire Department responded to numerous reports of smoke at the DiStasio home. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The four-year-old’s hands were tied behind his back with at least seven belts and his head covered with a trash bag. An open bottle of canola oil was also found in the bathroom beside the bathtub. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ A resident of the apartments spoke with police and explained how they heard the little boy yell, “Please mommy, stop! I won’t do it again!” the night before the murder. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The 23-year-old mother’s phone was searched and revealed that she had searched “how do canabals die”, and “how to kill a canabal”. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Amelia DiStasio was taken into custody and is being held with a $400,000 bond.

Woman Sets 4-Year Old Autistic Son On Fire In Bathtub -blogged by @peachkyss ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ A mother has been arrested for killing her four...

Balmain, Fall, and Fashion: Ballerific Fashion: Tami Roman Wearing Balmain Fall 2017 Sequin Mini Dress @balleralert Ballerific Fashion: Tami Roman Wearing Balmain Fall 2017 Sequin Mini Dress -blogged by @peachkyss ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ‘Basketball Wives’ reality star and actress, TamiRoman was spotted in Miami for the 2017 BET Hip Hop Awards looking absolutely flawless from the sequins to the pink hair. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The actress was spotted wearing a $4,225 Sequin Mini Dress from Balmain’s Fall 2017 collection, paired with ChristianLouboutin platform sandals and StellaMcCartney bag styled by Roctheboy x Mishiistyle. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ OlivierRousteing implements a ‘more is more’ philosophy which showed no boundaries in Balmain’s Fall 2017 collection. The collection has a visually rich lineup of opulent fabrics, daring cuts and his signature decadent embellishing. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The mini dress was crafted in France from a luxurious black silk blend. The sequin-embellished mini dress adopts a chic tuxedo-style silhouette with a fitted body and a short length. A head-turning event option, it also features a v-neckline, long sleeves, a concealed rear zip fastening and two front pockets. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Are we feeling Tami Roman’s look? BallerificFashion
Balmain, Fall, and Fashion: Ballerific Fashion: Tami Roman Wearing
 Balmain Fall 2017 Sequin Mini Dress
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Ballerific Fashion: Tami Roman Wearing Balmain Fall 2017 Sequin Mini Dress -blogged by @peachkyss ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ‘Basketball Wives’ reality star and actress, TamiRoman was spotted in Miami for the 2017 BET Hip Hop Awards looking absolutely flawless from the sequins to the pink hair. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The actress was spotted wearing a $4,225 Sequin Mini Dress from Balmain’s Fall 2017 collection, paired with ChristianLouboutin platform sandals and StellaMcCartney bag styled by Roctheboy x Mishiistyle. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ OlivierRousteing implements a ‘more is more’ philosophy which showed no boundaries in Balmain’s Fall 2017 collection. The collection has a visually rich lineup of opulent fabrics, daring cuts and his signature decadent embellishing. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The mini dress was crafted in France from a luxurious black silk blend. The sequin-embellished mini dress adopts a chic tuxedo-style silhouette with a fitted body and a short length. A head-turning event option, it also features a v-neckline, long sleeves, a concealed rear zip fastening and two front pockets. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Are we feeling Tami Roman’s look? BallerificFashion

Ballerific Fashion: Tami Roman Wearing Balmain Fall 2017 Sequin Mini Dress -blogged by @peachkyss ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ‘Basketball Wives’ reality star an...