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Ass, Bitch, and Chill: probablyvampirerpgideas Make a Vampire character who's lived through several waves of the common language's development and can't let go if certain gramatical habbits from different time eras So like, thou ist a horrid creature, an absolute cur, but go off i guess anachronistic-cat .. can i use that phrase irl? probablyvampirerpgideas Absolutely you can and I encourage more uses of similar phrases that just completely fuck up the chronology of the english langauge. I wanna hear 15th century english mixed with surfer speak mixed with current age nternet lingo like all the time the-argumentative-viper Like this? Well my dude, seems like a weasel hath not such a deal of splean as you're toss'd with. Chill already, you're not valid nuttersincorporated You are an unrighteous, basardly gullion. Heaven truly knows that thou art false as hell. When you die, I will face God and walk backwards into hell just so that I can beat your ass in the afterlife too fromthemindofatwentyorotherlycan I love the idea of a vampire who's language travels back in time as they get pissed take-a-dip-in-the-deadpool grieve for thee in these trying times. Alexa play Despacito sleepyamericanteen Reading these is like literary whiplash kyraneko Thou'rt a base and unhappy drama-fucker and I would yeet you out the nearest window for a donut. rickktish Bestill thy mongrel tongue and shut your face ere I unhappy thot do yeet thee hence!! I'll not hesitate, bitch, to do thee in whomst ruinest mine pizza with thine vape Source: probablyvampirerpgideas Hmm, thy bosoms heart beats no more. YEET!
Ass, Bitch, and Chill: probablyvampirerpgideas
 Make a Vampire character who's lived through several waves of the
 common language's development and can't let go if certain gramatical
 habbits from different time eras
 So like, thou ist a horrid creature, an absolute cur, but go off i guess
 anachronistic-cat
 .. can i use that phrase irl?
 probablyvampirerpgideas
 Absolutely you can and I encourage more uses of similar phrases that just
 completely fuck up the chronology of the english langauge. I wanna hear
 15th century english mixed with surfer speak mixed with current age
 nternet lingo like all the time
 the-argumentative-viper
 Like this? Well my dude, seems like a weasel hath not such a deal of
 splean as you're toss'd with. Chill already, you're not valid
 nuttersincorporated
 You are an unrighteous, basardly gullion. Heaven truly knows that thou art
 false as hell. When you die, I will face God and walk backwards into hell
 just so that I can beat your ass in the afterlife too
 fromthemindofatwentyorotherlycan
 I love the idea of a vampire who's language travels back in time as they get
 pissed
 take-a-dip-in-the-deadpool
 grieve for thee in these trying times. Alexa play Despacito
 sleepyamericanteen
 Reading these is like literary whiplash
 kyraneko
 Thou'rt a base and unhappy drama-fucker and I would yeet you out the
 nearest window for a donut.
 rickktish
 Bestill thy mongrel tongue and shut your face
 ere I unhappy thot do yeet thee hence!!
 I'll not hesitate, bitch, to do thee in
 whomst ruinest mine pizza with thine vape
 Source: probablyvampirerpgideas
Hmm, thy bosoms heart beats no more. YEET!

Hmm, thy bosoms heart beats no more. YEET!

Beats, Heart, and Time: Laboratory-Grown Human Heart Beats for the First Time (c. 2017)
Beats, Heart, and Time: Laboratory-Grown Human Heart Beats for the First Time (c. 2017)

Laboratory-Grown Human Heart Beats for the First Time (c. 2017)

Anaconda, Andrew Bogut, and Bodies : <p><a href="http://unkemptseeker.tumblr.com/post/156311671880/darneildtpg-kazard-residentfeline-how-do" class="tumblr_blog">unkemptseeker</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://darneildtpg.tumblr.com/post/70031490601">darneildtpg</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://kazard.tumblr.com/post/47314701489">kazard</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://residentfeline.tumblr.com/post/47313500776">residentfeline</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>how do cats even work</p> </blockquote> <p>Cats:</p> <ul><li>A cat can jump up to five times its own height in a single bound.</li> <li>The little tufts of hair in a cat’s ear that help keep out dirt direct sounds into the ear, and insulate the ears are called “ear furnishings.”</li> <li>The ability of a cat to find its way home is called “psi-traveling.” Experts think cats either use the angle of the sunlight to find their way or that cats have magnetized cells in their brains that act as compasses.</li> <li>One reason that kittens sleep so much is because a growth hormone is released only during sleep.</li> <li>A cat has 230 bones in its body. A human has 206. A cat has no collarbone, so it can fit through any opening the size of its head.</li> <li>A cat’s nose pad is ridged with a unique pattern, just like the fingerprint of a human.</li> <li>If they have ample water, cats can tolerate temperatures up to 133 °F.</li> <li>A cat’s heart beats nearly twice as fast as a human heart, at 110 to 140 beats a minute.</li> <li> Cats don’t have sweat glands over their bodies like humans do. Instead, they sweat only through their paws.</li> <li>The claws on the cat’s back paws aren’t as sharp as the claws on the front paws because the claws in the back don’t retract and, consequently, become worn.</li> <li>Cats make about 100 different sounds. Dogs make only about 10.</li> <li>Researchers are unsure exactly how a cat purrs. Most veterinarians believe that a cat purrs by vibrating vocal folds deep in the throat. To do this, a muscle in the larynx opens and closes the air passage about 25 times per second.</li> <li>A cat almost never meows at another cat, mostly just humans. Cats typically will spit, purr, and hiss at other cats.</li> <li>A cat’s back is extremely flexible because it has up to 53 loosely fitting vertebrae. Humans only have 34.</li> <li>Some cats have survived falls of over 65 feet (20 meters), due largely to their “righting reflex.” The eyes and balance organs in the inner ear tell it where it is in space so the cat can land on its feet. Even cats without a tail have this ability.</li> <li>A cat can travel at a top speed of approximately 31 mph (49 km) over a short distance.</li> <li>A cat’s hearing is better than a dog’s. And a cat can hear high-frequency sounds up to two octaves higher than a human.</li> <li>A cat’s brain is biologically more similar to a human brain than it is to a dog’s. Both humans and cats have identical regions in their brains that are responsible for emotions.</li> </ul><p>And that’s how cats work.</p> </blockquote> <p>I learned more about cats in this post than I did in my freshamn biology class in college</p> </blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-width="300" data-orig-height="399" data-tumblr-attribution="catsdogsgifs:To7_XFNnp3zX90sdne6kLg:ZbeFtn2GR8sqM" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/0c2d74bd469d23e54f4bad2023ff33d6/tumblr_oit0ixuD5g1tyncywo1_400.gif"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/0c2d74bd469d23e54f4bad2023ff33d6/tumblr_inline_okahmwthyQ1qke6tw_500.gif" data-orig-width="300" data-orig-height="399" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/0c2d74bd469d23e54f4bad2023ff33d6/tumblr_oit0ixuD5g1tyncywo1_400.gif"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-width="400" data-orig-height="222" data-tumblr-attribution="catsdogsgifs:To7_XFNnp3zX90sdne6kLg:ZbeFtn2HCBtpt" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/155a2abc8b0bf007dd98d45152747786/tumblr_ojf1vgNJu71tyncywo1_400.gif"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/155a2abc8b0bf007dd98d45152747786/tumblr_inline_okahmxyOFA1qke6tw_500.gif" data-orig-width="400" data-orig-height="222" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/155a2abc8b0bf007dd98d45152747786/tumblr_ojf1vgNJu71tyncywo1_400.gif"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-width="548" data-orig-height="610" data-tumblr-attribution="sanatlibiblog:qmUo2fpC621IhQcyRXk7Gw:Zoty_j2GJajlz" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/5456309c613ca6e9ee82d9a17791a8c9/tumblr_oird75YO4E1ub1f96o1_1280.gif"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/5456309c613ca6e9ee82d9a17791a8c9/tumblr_inline_okahmyqtwJ1qke6tw_540.gif" data-orig-width="548" data-orig-height="610" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/5456309c613ca6e9ee82d9a17791a8c9/tumblr_oird75YO4E1ub1f96o1_1280.gif"/></figure></blockquote>
Anaconda, Andrew Bogut, and Bodies : <p><a href="http://unkemptseeker.tumblr.com/post/156311671880/darneildtpg-kazard-residentfeline-how-do" class="tumblr_blog">unkemptseeker</a>:</p>
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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://darneildtpg.tumblr.com/post/70031490601">darneildtpg</a>:</p>
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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://kazard.tumblr.com/post/47314701489">kazard</a>:</p>
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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://residentfeline.tumblr.com/post/47313500776">residentfeline</a>:</p>
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<p>how do cats even work</p>
</blockquote>
<p>Cats:</p>
<ul><li>A cat can jump up to five times its own height in a single bound.</li>
<li>The little tufts of hair in a cat’s ear that help keep out dirt direct sounds into the ear, and insulate the ears are called “ear furnishings.”</li>
<li>The ability of a cat to find its way home is called “psi-traveling.” Experts think cats either use the angle of the sunlight to find their way or that cats have magnetized cells in their brains that act as compasses.</li>
<li>One reason that kittens sleep so much is because a growth hormone is released only during sleep.</li>
<li>A cat has 230 bones in its body. A human has 206. A cat has no collarbone, so it can fit through any opening the size of its head.</li>
<li>A cat’s nose pad is ridged with a unique pattern, just like the fingerprint of a human.</li>
<li>If they have ample water, cats can tolerate temperatures up to 133 °F.</li>
<li>A cat’s heart beats nearly twice as fast as a human heart, at 110 to 140 beats a minute.</li>
<li> Cats don’t have sweat glands over their bodies like humans do. Instead, they sweat only through their paws.</li>
<li>The claws on the cat’s back paws aren’t as sharp as the claws on the front paws because the claws in the back don’t retract and, consequently, become worn.</li>
<li>Cats make about 100 different sounds. Dogs make only about 10.</li>
<li>Researchers are unsure exactly how a cat purrs. Most veterinarians believe that a cat purrs by vibrating vocal folds deep in the throat. To do this, a muscle in the larynx opens and closes the air passage about 25 times per second.</li>
<li>A cat almost never meows at another cat, mostly just humans. Cats typically will spit, purr, and hiss at other cats.</li>
<li>A cat’s back is extremely flexible because it has up to 53 loosely fitting vertebrae. Humans only have 34.</li>
<li>Some cats have survived falls of over 65 feet (20 meters), due largely to their “righting reflex.” The eyes and balance organs in the inner ear tell it where it is in space so the cat can land on its feet. Even cats without a tail have this ability.</li>
<li>A cat can travel at a top speed of approximately 31 mph (49 km) over a short distance.</li>
<li>A cat’s hearing is better than a dog’s. And a cat can hear high-frequency sounds up to two octaves higher than a human.</li>
<li>A cat’s brain is biologically more similar to a human brain than it is to a dog’s. Both humans and cats have identical regions in their brains that are responsible for emotions.</li>
</ul><p>And that’s how cats work.</p>
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<p>I learned more about cats in this post than I did in my freshamn biology class in college</p>
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unkemptseeker: darneildtpg: kazard: residentfeline: how do cats even work Cats: A cat can jump up to five times its own height in a sin...

Anaconda, Denny's, and Fake: Come to Denny's! Open 24/7 And don't forget to visit us Online! America's Diner! <p><a href="http://smootymormonhelldream.tumblr.com/post/118319171102/my-stereo-heart-beats-for-you-dennys" class="tumblr_blog">smootymormonhelldream</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://my-stereo-heart-beats-for-you.tumblr.com/post/118303974078/dennys-science-justin-dennys-and-dont" class="tumblr_blog">my-stereo-heart-beats-for-you</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://blog.dennys.com/post/118301807743/science-justin-dennys-and-dont-forget-to" class="tumblr_blog">dennys</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://science-justin.tumblr.com/post/118244029371/dennys-and-dont-forget-to-visit-us-online" class="tumblr_blog">science-justin</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://blog.dennys.com/post/118215001718/and-dont-forget-to-visit-us-online" class="tumblr_blog">dennys</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>And don’t forget to visit us Online!</p></blockquote> <p>Their meme department is growing faster and more aware every day</p></blockquote> <p>lol what do u mean this is a 100% bonafide genuine Internet Advertisement for the Internet.</p><p>Online!</p></blockquote> <p>Let me get this straight. Tumblr introduced a feature that allowed businesses to advertise their product. This feature became a meme. Denny’s jumped on the meme train and in some kind of weird masturbatory circle they created an a fake advertisement for the purposes of advertisement while not actually paying anything at all and just riding the coattails of the meme. </p><p>Fucking incredible.</p></blockquote> <p>Late capitalism is wild.</p></blockquote>
Anaconda, Denny's, and Fake: Come to Denny's!
 Open 24/7
 And don't forget to visit us Online!
 America's Diner!
<p><a href="http://smootymormonhelldream.tumblr.com/post/118319171102/my-stereo-heart-beats-for-you-dennys" class="tumblr_blog">smootymormonhelldream</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="http://my-stereo-heart-beats-for-you.tumblr.com/post/118303974078/dennys-science-justin-dennys-and-dont" class="tumblr_blog">my-stereo-heart-beats-for-you</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="http://blog.dennys.com/post/118301807743/science-justin-dennys-and-dont-forget-to" class="tumblr_blog">dennys</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="http://science-justin.tumblr.com/post/118244029371/dennys-and-dont-forget-to-visit-us-online" class="tumblr_blog">science-justin</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="http://blog.dennys.com/post/118215001718/and-dont-forget-to-visit-us-online" class="tumblr_blog">dennys</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p>And don’t forget to visit us Online!</p></blockquote>

<p>Their meme department is growing faster and more aware every day</p></blockquote>

<p>lol what do u mean this is a 100% bonafide genuine Internet Advertisement for the Internet.</p><p>Online!</p></blockquote>

<p>Let me get this straight. Tumblr introduced a feature that allowed businesses to advertise their product. This feature became a meme. Denny’s jumped on the meme train and in some kind of weird masturbatory circle they created an a fake advertisement for the purposes of advertisement while not actually paying anything at all and just riding the coattails of the meme. </p><p>Fucking incredible.</p></blockquote>

<p>Late capitalism is wild.</p></blockquote>

smootymormonhelldream: my-stereo-heart-beats-for-you: dennys: science-justin: dennys: And don’t forget to visit us Online! Their meme ...