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Android, Ass, and Chill: You too young if you don't knovw what these are. GAME BOY NONINNCE Mark @2EZ_HBM l think psps failed because it was a head of its time. If they dropped the PSP in 2018 with PlayStation 4 games it would go crazy This is probably the truest post I’ve seen. The PSP was like Trunks coming from the future to warn us other hand held systems would become shitty and extinct. The psp was the most clutch gaming system ever. Once I got WiFi at my crib porn became 100000 times more accessible. I use to be in the back of church playing nba ballers, pursuit force, nfl streetz, ratchet and clank. I use to be wavy as fuck pulling out my psp and playing music. The speakers were loud as hell. I think one time I left my psp at home heard my playlist while at school.I use to have to record they music with my phone by the radio in the car. Sometimes my mom wouldn’t stop talking or she would turn down the volume towards the end of the song to start parking. Oh the simpler times. I use to have the mean ass dragon ball z screen savers on my psp. Movies on deck for when a hoe wanted to Netflix and chill. Screen was wide like I was at a movie theater too. I should’ve taken advantage of this God sent technology. I coulda got hella pussy with this shit. I’m not gonna even disrespect my psp and say it was the first android. I ain’t gonna lie them games use to durable as fuck. I put my gta in the microwave and it still worked.
Android, Ass, and Chill: You too young if you don't knovw
 what these are.
 GAME BOY NONINNCE
 Mark
 @2EZ_HBM
 l think psps failed because it was a
 head of its time. If they dropped the
 PSP in 2018 with PlayStation 4
 games it would go crazy
This is probably the truest post I’ve seen. The PSP was like Trunks coming from the future to warn us other hand held systems would become shitty and extinct. The psp was the most clutch gaming system ever. Once I got WiFi at my crib porn became 100000 times more accessible. I use to be in the back of church playing nba ballers, pursuit force, nfl streetz, ratchet and clank. I use to be wavy as fuck pulling out my psp and playing music. The speakers were loud as hell. I think one time I left my psp at home heard my playlist while at school.I use to have to record they music with my phone by the radio in the car. Sometimes my mom wouldn’t stop talking or she would turn down the volume towards the end of the song to start parking. Oh the simpler times. I use to have the mean ass dragon ball z screen savers on my psp. Movies on deck for when a hoe wanted to Netflix and chill. Screen was wide like I was at a movie theater too. I should’ve taken advantage of this God sent technology. I coulda got hella pussy with this shit. I’m not gonna even disrespect my psp and say it was the first android. I ain’t gonna lie them games use to durable as fuck. I put my gta in the microwave and it still worked.

This is probably the truest post I’ve seen. The PSP was like Trunks coming from the future to warn us other hand held systems would become s...

Beard, Benadryl, and Bless Up: u/bofstein . 2d. imgur I asked to be seated next to the cutest guy on the plane @DrSmashlove Now see a lot of people on airplanes bruv, they tryina dodge oversized people. They ain’t tryina spend the whole flight shmushed. I feel that. I understand that. But me? Aw hell nah. Big ladies y’all always welcome to sit next to smash. Call me Negan baby girl - leather biker jacket with the beard - let me be yo Sanctuary 🤗😂. Hell I even ask if she wanna raise the divider. Divider actually make it worse! Sh!t be causing flesh to intrude into my space unnaturally. Pokes me awkwardly and makes me hella uncomfortable, nah IDGAF Mama melt into me, invade my space, fall asleep on my shoulder, just get comfortable. And the last time I offered, ol girl did it, too. Schlept like he just popped two Benadryl slobbering on my damn shoulder. Flight attendant talmbout “do you know what your friend wants to drink when she wakes up?” I’m like “I don’t know this woman!! Anyway Diet Coke tho I’m pretty sure she like Diet Coke Issa wild guess yes just poe it up pls thank you” 😂. Did her snore sound like the groans of a wild warthog with a fractured leg bone bruv? Yes. Did I mind? No sir. I’m an ally to the big girls. Bring yo curvaceous, aggressive deodorant scented essence here guh it’s plenty room for both of us. I squat all damn day at the gym, my thigh musculature enjoys the company of a soft, supple flight companion 🤗😂. Now I know what y’all thinking: “SMASH YOUR FANTASIES ARE OVERBOARD, THIS DIDN’T HAPPEN”. Question: if my stories was made up, wouldn’t I try to say I used to date Halle Berry or some sh!t? Chilli from TLC? I mean...wouldn’t I tell a lie that boosts my ego? Nah. Never. My story is my story. BIG GIRLS REST THEY WEARY HEAD ON MY SHOULDER. FACTS, B - DEAL WITH IT - BIG GIRLS I LOVE YALL, U NEVER HAVE TO SHEEPISHLY ASK IF MY MAN BAG PURSE SATCHEL IS SAVING THE SEAT FOR SOMEONE ELSE - IT’S SAVING IT FOR YOUR DELIGHTFULLY ROTUND A$$ — HAVE A SEAT MAMA, I BELIEVE WE CAN FLY - BLESS UP 🤗😍😂😂😂
Beard, Benadryl, and Bless Up: u/bofstein . 2d. imgur
 I asked to be seated next to the cutest guy
 on the plane
 @DrSmashlove
Now see a lot of people on airplanes bruv, they tryina dodge oversized people. They ain’t tryina spend the whole flight shmushed. I feel that. I understand that. But me? Aw hell nah. Big ladies y’all always welcome to sit next to smash. Call me Negan baby girl - leather biker jacket with the beard - let me be yo Sanctuary 🤗😂. Hell I even ask if she wanna raise the divider. Divider actually make it worse! Sh!t be causing flesh to intrude into my space unnaturally. Pokes me awkwardly and makes me hella uncomfortable, nah IDGAF Mama melt into me, invade my space, fall asleep on my shoulder, just get comfortable. And the last time I offered, ol girl did it, too. Schlept like he just popped two Benadryl slobbering on my damn shoulder. Flight attendant talmbout “do you know what your friend wants to drink when she wakes up?” I’m like “I don’t know this woman!! Anyway Diet Coke tho I’m pretty sure she like Diet Coke Issa wild guess yes just poe it up pls thank you” 😂. Did her snore sound like the groans of a wild warthog with a fractured leg bone bruv? Yes. Did I mind? No sir. I’m an ally to the big girls. Bring yo curvaceous, aggressive deodorant scented essence here guh it’s plenty room for both of us. I squat all damn day at the gym, my thigh musculature enjoys the company of a soft, supple flight companion 🤗😂. Now I know what y’all thinking: “SMASH YOUR FANTASIES ARE OVERBOARD, THIS DIDN’T HAPPEN”. Question: if my stories was made up, wouldn’t I try to say I used to date Halle Berry or some sh!t? Chilli from TLC? I mean...wouldn’t I tell a lie that boosts my ego? Nah. Never. My story is my story. BIG GIRLS REST THEY WEARY HEAD ON MY SHOULDER. FACTS, B - DEAL WITH IT - BIG GIRLS I LOVE YALL, U NEVER HAVE TO SHEEPISHLY ASK IF MY MAN BAG PURSE SATCHEL IS SAVING THE SEAT FOR SOMEONE ELSE - IT’S SAVING IT FOR YOUR DELIGHTFULLY ROTUND A$$ — HAVE A SEAT MAMA, I BELIEVE WE CAN FLY - BLESS UP 🤗😍😂😂😂

Now see a lot of people on airplanes bruv, they tryina dodge oversized people. They ain’t tryina spend the whole flight shmushed. I feel tha...