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    Help Me God: Well it seemed to be like a good place to
 nap.
 Dr Smashlove
@nevecampbell I seent u, ma. In that soft core sex scene in House of Cards, Season 5 Episode 11. I seent the way Doug Stamper manhandled u in that black lacy underwear when he grabbed yo ass as u kissed his curmudgeonly, middle-aged bulldog lookin ass face - I seent u, ma. Jiggling. Not a high key jiggle but low key one. A graceful lil jiggle. U got a lil fatty, ma. Not a big fatty like one of them asses where u gotta get special jeans because regular jeans don't pull up over them cheeks but a "little fatty". Every man love a little fatty. Or as I call it, the "surprise fatty". Like the clothes come off and "surprise! I got ass, u just couldn't see it 🤗" <- that's the "pulling booty cheeks apart emoji" or as I call him "Chief Bootyhole Inspector". @nevecampbell lemme be skrate up with u, ma: I been in love with u since the "Wild Things" movie with Denise Richards y'all were the original bad ass white girls and that crush never left. You, Kelly Bundy from Married with Chirren and Kelly Kapowski from Save by the Bell Bruh that was like my dream team but u was the captain of the team (ok Blanche from Golden Girls was on the team too ... 😞😂). With that said, I want a future with u, ma. U sexy. U Canadian, which mean u a guaranteed freak. U got a lil fatty - I have a proven track record in turning lil fatties to big fatties 🤗. Let's do this. I earn a comfortable wage, I cook, I'm humble...also I promise outstanding dick game and tung game for as long as we both shall live so help me God, amen. Bless up 😍😂😂😂
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                Help Me God: Well it seemed to be like a good place to
 nap.
 Dr Smashlove
@nevecampbell I seent u, ma. In that soft core sex scene in House of Cards, Season 5 Episode 11. I seent the way Doug Stamper manhandled u in that black lacy underwear when he grabbed yo ass as u kissed his curmudgeonly, middle-aged bulldog lookin ass face - I seent u, ma. Jiggling. Not a high key jiggle but low key one. A graceful lil jiggle. U got a lil fatty, ma. Not a big fatty like one of them asses where u gotta get special jeans because regular jeans don't pull up over them cheeks but a "little fatty". Every man love a little fatty. Or as I call it, the "surprise fatty". Like the clothes come off and "surprise! I got ass, u just couldn't see it 🤗" <- that's the "pulling booty cheeks apart emoji" or as I call him "Chief Bootyhole Inspector". @nevecampbell lemme be skrate up with u, ma: I been in love with u since the "Wild Things" movie with Denise Richards y'all were the original bad ass white girls and that crush never left. You, Kelly Bundy from Married with Chirren and Kelly Kapowski from Save by the Bell Bruh that was like my dream team but u was the captain of the team (ok Blanche from Golden Girls was on the team too ... 😞😂). With that said, I want a future with u, ma. U sexy. U Canadian, which mean u a guaranteed freak. U got a lil fatty - I have a proven track record in turning lil fatties to big fatties 🤗. Let's do this. I earn a comfortable wage, I cook, I'm humble...also I promise outstanding dick game and tung game for as long as we both shall live so help me God, amen. Bless up 😍😂😂😂
                
            

            
            
@nevecampbell I seent u, ma. In that soft core sex scene in House of Cards, Season 5 Episode 11. I seent the way Doug Stamper manhandled...

            
            
        

    



        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            







    Help Me God: g If this was another country, we'd have to tell you that
 this coffee may be hot. Good thing this is Canada
<p><a href="http://conservativewoman.tumblr.com/post/48828388868/docsmith23-pretty-littleladyx-accioharo" class="tumblr_blog">conservativewoman</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://docsmith23.tumblr.com/post/48820024704/pretty-littleladyx-accioharo">docsmith23</a>:</p>
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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://pretty-littleladyx.tumblr.com/post/48774052334/accioharo-senoritaespana">pretty-littleladyx</a>:</p>
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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://accioharo.tumblr.com/post/48760289112/senoritaespana-irollforinitiative">accioharo</a>:</p>
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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://senoritaespana.tumblr.com/post/48648697114/irollforinitiative-favabean05">senoritaespana</a>:</p>
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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://irollforinitiative.tumblr.com/post/48593512333/favabean05-truthandglory-assbanditkirk">irollforinitiative</a>:</p>
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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://favabean05.tumblr.com/post/48593180732/truthandglory-assbanditkirk-whoa-canada">favabean05</a>:</p>
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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://truthandglory.tumblr.com/post/48545030241/assbanditkirk-whoa-canada-someone-needs-to">truthandglory</a>:</p>
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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://assbanditkirk.tumblr.com/post/48403056895/whoa-canada-someone-needs-to-turn-down-that-sass">assbanditkirk</a>:</p>
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<p>whoa canada</p>
<p>someone needs to turn down that sass level</p>
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<p>Two things to know about Canada!</p>
<ol><li>We are smart enough to know hot things should be hot.</li>
<li>We are sorry if you don’t</li>
</ol></blockquote>
<p>A few things you need to know about this hot coffee case: </p>
<ol><li>It wasn’t an issue of the coffee being because no fucking shit coffee is hot, but McDonald’s had <em>over</em><em> heated </em>their water to <em>250 degrees Fahrenheit. </em>That’s 121C. Not just hot, but really FUCKING hot. Your fancy Starbucks lattes are brewed to 150 degrees. </li>
<li>The <em>79 year old woman</em> had this cup of 250F (121C) coffee between her legs when it spilled so 250F (121C) coffee spilled on her genitals</li>
<li>She got <em>third</em><em> degree burns</em>…on her genitals. THIRD DEGREE.</li>
<li>She had to have <em>skin grafts</em> to repair the damage</li>
<li>When she sued McDonald’s, it wasn’t for millions of dollars, it was for $20,000 to cover hospital costs and court fees. 20-fucking-thousand.</li>
<li>McDonald’s settled and changed their heating policy, but not before <em>making her sign a gag order keeping her from talking about this case</em></li>
<li>So she had to live on hearing little shits like you call her stupid and money-grubbing, and other horrendous stuff because she dared ask the company in the wrong to fix what they fucked up.</li>
</ol><p>I know I’ve reblogged this before tonight but so help me god, I will keep reblogging this with the proper information so everyone can maybe learn not to be an asshole. Like I said before, next person to mock this woman can have 250F (121C) water poured on their dick or lady dick and see how you like it.</p>
<p>So sit the fuck down, Canada.</p>
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<p>Slow clap it out for the hot piece of sass that is my rp partner.</p>
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<p><img alt="image" src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwqn0kth6A1qfhek7.gif"/></p>
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<p>Awww I love the smell of smug superiority and bullshit being owned by facts. </p>
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<p><img alt="" src="http://i33.tinypic.com/f01e1z.gif"/></p>
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<p>Now I’m one for personal responsibility. Why in the name of god would you put hot coffee between your legs in the flimsy ass cup that McDonald’s gives you. I mean really. Sure the coffee was to hot. But it was your own retarted that spilled it on yourself. Why should someone else pay because you can’t keep a hold on your own damn drink. Are we gonna sue a skating rink for getting frostbite because they keep it so damn cold in there? Where the hell is the personal responsibility in America these days?</p>
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<p>I’m with ya. Common sense dictates that. But, as was pointed out in the case above, had the temperature been what it should have been (still pretty hot), the woman’s injuries would more than likely have not been as severe as she had. A burn is one thing; third degree burn is another. <strong>Had she just gone in for a sip with this particular cup of coffee, she could have had the same injury to her tongue and mouth.</strong> Coffee should not be served at 250 degrees. So yeah, it’s completely stupid to put a hot cup of coffee between your legs…or any beverage if the container is likely to break or spill all over you. But that wasn’t the point of this specific case.</p></blockquote>
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                Help Me God: g If this was another country, we'd have to tell you that
 this coffee may be hot. Good thing this is Canada
<p><a href="http://conservativewoman.tumblr.com/post/48828388868/docsmith23-pretty-littleladyx-accioharo" class="tumblr_blog">conservativewoman</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://docsmith23.tumblr.com/post/48820024704/pretty-littleladyx-accioharo">docsmith23</a>:</p>
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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://pretty-littleladyx.tumblr.com/post/48774052334/accioharo-senoritaespana">pretty-littleladyx</a>:</p>
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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://accioharo.tumblr.com/post/48760289112/senoritaespana-irollforinitiative">accioharo</a>:</p>
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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://senoritaespana.tumblr.com/post/48648697114/irollforinitiative-favabean05">senoritaespana</a>:</p>
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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://irollforinitiative.tumblr.com/post/48593512333/favabean05-truthandglory-assbanditkirk">irollforinitiative</a>:</p>
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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://favabean05.tumblr.com/post/48593180732/truthandglory-assbanditkirk-whoa-canada">favabean05</a>:</p>
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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://truthandglory.tumblr.com/post/48545030241/assbanditkirk-whoa-canada-someone-needs-to">truthandglory</a>:</p>
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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://assbanditkirk.tumblr.com/post/48403056895/whoa-canada-someone-needs-to-turn-down-that-sass">assbanditkirk</a>:</p>
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<p>whoa canada</p>
<p>someone needs to turn down that sass level</p>
</blockquote>
<p>Two things to know about Canada!</p>
<ol><li>We are smart enough to know hot things should be hot.</li>
<li>We are sorry if you don’t</li>
</ol></blockquote>
<p>A few things you need to know about this hot coffee case: </p>
<ol><li>It wasn’t an issue of the coffee being because no fucking shit coffee is hot, but McDonald’s had <em>over</em><em> heated </em>their water to <em>250 degrees Fahrenheit. </em>That’s 121C. Not just hot, but really FUCKING hot. Your fancy Starbucks lattes are brewed to 150 degrees. </li>
<li>The <em>79 year old woman</em> had this cup of 250F (121C) coffee between her legs when it spilled so 250F (121C) coffee spilled on her genitals</li>
<li>She got <em>third</em><em> degree burns</em>…on her genitals. THIRD DEGREE.</li>
<li>She had to have <em>skin grafts</em> to repair the damage</li>
<li>When she sued McDonald’s, it wasn’t for millions of dollars, it was for $20,000 to cover hospital costs and court fees. 20-fucking-thousand.</li>
<li>McDonald’s settled and changed their heating policy, but not before <em>making her sign a gag order keeping her from talking about this case</em></li>
<li>So she had to live on hearing little shits like you call her stupid and money-grubbing, and other horrendous stuff because she dared ask the company in the wrong to fix what they fucked up.</li>
</ol><p>I know I’ve reblogged this before tonight but so help me god, I will keep reblogging this with the proper information so everyone can maybe learn not to be an asshole. Like I said before, next person to mock this woman can have 250F (121C) water poured on their dick or lady dick and see how you like it.</p>
<p>So sit the fuck down, Canada.</p>
</blockquote>
<p>Slow clap it out for the hot piece of sass that is my rp partner.</p>
</blockquote>
<p><img alt="image" src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwqn0kth6A1qfhek7.gif"/></p>
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<p>Awww I love the smell of smug superiority and bullshit being owned by facts. </p>
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<p><img alt="" src="http://i33.tinypic.com/f01e1z.gif"/></p>
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<p>Now I’m one for personal responsibility. Why in the name of god would you put hot coffee between your legs in the flimsy ass cup that McDonald’s gives you. I mean really. Sure the coffee was to hot. But it was your own retarted that spilled it on yourself. Why should someone else pay because you can’t keep a hold on your own damn drink. Are we gonna sue a skating rink for getting frostbite because they keep it so damn cold in there? Where the hell is the personal responsibility in America these days?</p>
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<p>I’m with ya. Common sense dictates that. But, as was pointed out in the case above, had the temperature been what it should have been (still pretty hot), the woman’s injuries would more than likely have not been as severe as she had. A burn is one thing; third degree burn is another. <strong>Had she just gone in for a sip with this particular cup of coffee, she could have had the same injury to her tongue and mouth.</strong> Coffee should not be served at 250 degrees. So yeah, it’s completely stupid to put a hot cup of coffee between your legs…or any beverage if the container is likely to break or spill all over you. But that wasn’t the point of this specific case.</p></blockquote>
                
            

            
            
<p><a href="http://conservativewoman.tumblr.com/post/48828388868/docsmith23-pretty-littleladyx-accioharo" class="tumblr_blog">conservativ...