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Baked, Bless Up, and Booty: Saw this good boy waiting outside a bakers for his human in Rosyth, Scotland Pic: reddit u/MacSquizzy @ DrSmashlove Men as I told yโ€™all if u lay pipe skillfully and dutifully to a pretty ting, she might fvck around and bake for u. Just like placing the hands to the throat is the international sign for โ€œIโ€™m chokingโ€ (also the international sign for โ€œchoke me daddyโ€ ๐Ÿ˜ฌ), handing a man a container full of fresh baked cookies or fudge lets him know u felt the D in your soul ๐Ÿ’•. Sometimes a lady will give u the cookies in plastic Tupperware. Always a wonderful touch. This says: โ€œhere is some reusable Tupperware, daddy. Remember me when you order Thai food and need somewhere to store your leftover pad Thai ๐Ÿ˜Œ.โ€ But see some of u ladies wanna go the extra mile. This type of lady wanna give u them warm, chewy cookies in one of them extremely classy glass containers with a plastic lid. One of them Pyrex or Anchor Hocking joints. This ainโ€™t just about cookies bruv. This is an entirely different statement. She giving u a high grade reusable container that u can use over and over. U can heat up some soup in there. Throw some veggies in there for an afternoon snack. U feel me? There are Myriad uses for this wondrous technology bruv. This a bold statement. She improving yo life. She saying โ€œthank you for the pipe daddy, you upgraded my Punani, so in return Iโ€™m gonna upgrade your entire existence. I opened your fridge and saw you storing leftovers in a Cool Whip container, thatโ€™s no way to live daddy ๐Ÿ˜Œ hereโ€™s something that will give your leftovers better flavor ๐Ÿค—.โ€ Bam. Now every time u use it, u think of how she low key upgraded you. Now Iโ€™m not saying u ladies owe a man this type of sweetness just for good D. Shiiiiiit u DESERVE good D! Thatโ€™s off the top! A man shouldnโ€™t be rewarded for merely performing his Duty To The Thee Booty! But if he do, and if u bequeath uponst him Thee Glassware, just know that he gon love both the cookies and the container and the fondness in his heart will only increase. A lot of these men out here was raised by wolves. If he fulfilling his duties as yo daddy, it donโ€™t hurt to be his mommy ๐Ÿค— TheresNoHopeForOurGenerarion ๐Ÿ˜‚ p.s. ALWAYS OFFER TO RETURN IT - IF SHE TAKE IT BACK, U JUST A SIDE PIECE. TEMPORARY TUPPERWARE = TEMPORARY D, BLESS UP ๐Ÿค—๐Ÿ˜‚
Baked, Bless Up, and Booty: Saw this good boy waiting outside a bakers for
 his human in Rosyth, Scotland
 Pic: reddit u/MacSquizzy
 @ DrSmashlove
Men as I told yโ€™all if u lay pipe skillfully and dutifully to a pretty ting, she might fvck around and bake for u. Just like placing the hands to the throat is the international sign for โ€œIโ€™m chokingโ€ (also the international sign for โ€œchoke me daddyโ€ ๐Ÿ˜ฌ), handing a man a container full of fresh baked cookies or fudge lets him know u felt the D in your soul ๐Ÿ’•. Sometimes a lady will give u the cookies in plastic Tupperware. Always a wonderful touch. This says: โ€œhere is some reusable Tupperware, daddy. Remember me when you order Thai food and need somewhere to store your leftover pad Thai ๐Ÿ˜Œ.โ€ But see some of u ladies wanna go the extra mile. This type of lady wanna give u them warm, chewy cookies in one of them extremely classy glass containers with a plastic lid. One of them Pyrex or Anchor Hocking joints. This ainโ€™t just about cookies bruv. This is an entirely different statement. She giving u a high grade reusable container that u can use over and over. U can heat up some soup in there. Throw some veggies in there for an afternoon snack. U feel me? There are Myriad uses for this wondrous technology bruv. This a bold statement. She improving yo life. She saying โ€œthank you for the pipe daddy, you upgraded my Punani, so in return Iโ€™m gonna upgrade your entire existence. I opened your fridge and saw you storing leftovers in a Cool Whip container, thatโ€™s no way to live daddy ๐Ÿ˜Œ hereโ€™s something that will give your leftovers better flavor ๐Ÿค—.โ€ Bam. Now every time u use it, u think of how she low key upgraded you. Now Iโ€™m not saying u ladies owe a man this type of sweetness just for good D. Shiiiiiit u DESERVE good D! Thatโ€™s off the top! A man shouldnโ€™t be rewarded for merely performing his Duty To The Thee Booty! But if he do, and if u bequeath uponst him Thee Glassware, just know that he gon love both the cookies and the container and the fondness in his heart will only increase. A lot of these men out here was raised by wolves. If he fulfilling his duties as yo daddy, it donโ€™t hurt to be his mommy ๐Ÿค— TheresNoHopeForOurGenerarion ๐Ÿ˜‚ p.s. ALWAYS OFFER TO RETURN IT - IF SHE TAKE IT BACK, U JUST A SIDE PIECE. TEMPORARY TUPPERWARE = TEMPORARY D, BLESS UP ๐Ÿค—๐Ÿ˜‚

Men as I told yโ€™all if u lay pipe skillfully and dutifully to a pretty ting, she might fvck around and bake for u. Just like placing the han...

Af, Finance, and Future: I just brought home my first dog! This shy little pound pup turned out to be a big goofball once l brought her home Pic: reddit u/carlyfarmer @DrSmashlove WOKE UP TO A NEW FUTURE-THUGGER ALBUM, YOUNG DOLPH ALBUM, H.E.R. ALBUM ๐Ÿ˜, AND KEYSHIA COLE ALBUM - THANK U GOD - ISSA ROAD TRIP WKND SO I NEEDED IT - CHRIMMAH DONE CAME EARLY ๐ŸŽ…๐Ÿฟ. BTW DONโ€™T TALK TO ME ABOUT MUSIC IF FUTURE AINโ€™T IN YO TOP 10. SH!T HAD ME CHARGED UP AF FOR AB DAY (THEM HANGING LEG RAISES AIN POSSIBLE WITHOUT A PROPER TURN UP SixPackGang ๐ŸฅŠ). THIS FOOL SAID said โ€œI send my Ethiopian to go pray at the temple - I flood her heart with diamonds, just to pray, it's so expensive - She tasting holy water, so, for me, it's beneficial - She caught the holy ghost when I gave her the Presidentialโ€. TELL EM BOY ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ˜‚ p.s. DOLPH GOT SHOT UP FOR THE SECOND TIME - SURVIVED - DROPPED A ALBUM - DROPPED A VIDEO HE RECORDED IN THE HOSPITAL - THEY DONโ€™T COME REALER THAN DOLPH - I SEE A LOT OF PEOPLE IDOLIZING FRAUDS - SAD! ๐Ÿ˜‚ - CAREFUL WHO U LOOK UP TO - โ€œsmash you work in finance whatchu know bout trappersโ€ - Ok โ€œfirst of allโ€ ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜‚ - BIH Iโ€™M FROM THE HOOD - THE HUSTLE IS IN MY BLOOD ๐Ÿ’‰ - ANY DAY THIS SH!T GON END SO TREAT EVERY CLIENT LIKE THEY THE ONLY ONE - TREAT ALL MY LADIES LIKE SHE THE ONL- (NAWWWW NO SIR ๐Ÿค—๐Ÿ˜‚) - Dolph said โ€œI wake up in the mawnin poe up syrup I donโ€™t drink coffee - my lil bish too bossy - try to fvck with her she act like she donโ€™t hear you Talkin - ainโ€™t never trust a hitta every since my cousin crossed me!โ€ - IT DONโ€™T MEAN DONโ€™T EVER TRUST ANYONE - IT MEAN DONโ€™T BE SURPRISED WHEN SOMEONE EXPRESSES POOR HUMAN NATURE - AND MOST IMPORTANT - DONโ€™T NEVER SLOW DOWN REGARDLESS OF WHO TRYINA PUT OUT YO LIGHT - KEEP COMING WIDDIT - GREATNESS DONโ€™T HIT THE BRAKE - WE ONLY THE GAS OVER HERE - SKURT! โ›ฝ๏ธ inspiration SorryImHypeToday ๐Ÿ˜ค BlessUp ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ™Œ
Af, Finance, and Future: I just brought home my first dog! This
 shy little pound pup turned out to be a
 big goofball once l brought her home
 Pic: reddit u/carlyfarmer
 @DrSmashlove
WOKE UP TO A NEW FUTURE-THUGGER ALBUM, YOUNG DOLPH ALBUM, H.E.R. ALBUM ๐Ÿ˜, AND KEYSHIA COLE ALBUM - THANK U GOD - ISSA ROAD TRIP WKND SO I NEEDED IT - CHRIMMAH DONE CAME EARLY ๐ŸŽ…๐Ÿฟ. BTW DONโ€™T TALK TO ME ABOUT MUSIC IF FUTURE AINโ€™T IN YO TOP 10. SH!T HAD ME CHARGED UP AF FOR AB DAY (THEM HANGING LEG RAISES AIN POSSIBLE WITHOUT A PROPER TURN UP SixPackGang ๐ŸฅŠ). THIS FOOL SAID said โ€œI send my Ethiopian to go pray at the temple - I flood her heart with diamonds, just to pray, it's so expensive - She tasting holy water, so, for me, it's beneficial - She caught the holy ghost when I gave her the Presidentialโ€. TELL EM BOY ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ˜‚ p.s. DOLPH GOT SHOT UP FOR THE SECOND TIME - SURVIVED - DROPPED A ALBUM - DROPPED A VIDEO HE RECORDED IN THE HOSPITAL - THEY DONโ€™T COME REALER THAN DOLPH - I SEE A LOT OF PEOPLE IDOLIZING FRAUDS - SAD! ๐Ÿ˜‚ - CAREFUL WHO U LOOK UP TO - โ€œsmash you work in finance whatchu know bout trappersโ€ - Ok โ€œfirst of allโ€ ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜‚ - BIH Iโ€™M FROM THE HOOD - THE HUSTLE IS IN MY BLOOD ๐Ÿ’‰ - ANY DAY THIS SH!T GON END SO TREAT EVERY CLIENT LIKE THEY THE ONLY ONE - TREAT ALL MY LADIES LIKE SHE THE ONL- (NAWWWW NO SIR ๐Ÿค—๐Ÿ˜‚) - Dolph said โ€œI wake up in the mawnin poe up syrup I donโ€™t drink coffee - my lil bish too bossy - try to fvck with her she act like she donโ€™t hear you Talkin - ainโ€™t never trust a hitta every since my cousin crossed me!โ€ - IT DONโ€™T MEAN DONโ€™T EVER TRUST ANYONE - IT MEAN DONโ€™T BE SURPRISED WHEN SOMEONE EXPRESSES POOR HUMAN NATURE - AND MOST IMPORTANT - DONโ€™T NEVER SLOW DOWN REGARDLESS OF WHO TRYINA PUT OUT YO LIGHT - KEEP COMING WIDDIT - GREATNESS DONโ€™T HIT THE BRAKE - WE ONLY THE GAS OVER HERE - SKURT! โ›ฝ๏ธ inspiration SorryImHypeToday ๐Ÿ˜ค BlessUp ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ™Œ

WOKE UP TO A NEW FUTURE-THUGGER ALBUM, YOUNG DOLPH ALBUM, H.E.R. ALBUM ๐Ÿ˜, AND KEYSHIA COLE ALBUM - THANK U GOD - ISSA ROAD TRIP WKND SO I NE...