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Facts, Football, and Friends: u/Aroundall 6d i.redd.it Hero dog recovering from rattlesnake bites after saving girl, grandma @DrSmashlove My lil homegirl text me after I posted about stealing-appropriating garments from exes: “I own some amazing hoodies goin’ back bout 14 yrs 😍🤣. The ultimate was when I was at an ex’s a couple years ago (we were still great friends). I had lived with him. He opens the door and he’s wearing my (prior to him) ex’s football (with lettering) hoodie I had accidentally left behind. 🤣🤣🤣. Disturbing 🤣”. Men. Imma have to address this with y’all because y’all deserve to know. Listen close. If u ever find a man’s garment at yo girl’s crib. And u rock that sh!t like sh!t’s sweet. Just like “oh HELL yeah! A Wisconsin Football sweatshirt! XL too? My size! ☺️” And u let that garment touch yo skin. And that garment belonged to a man who used to lay pipe to yo girl. And now his sweatshirt that he use to sweat in and she ain’t wash it for six months after she stole it because she missed his manly, lightly stinky Old Spicey sexual scent? And now his scented sweatshirt is ensconcing yo upper body bruv? U and that Man? Y’all have touched PPs now 🤗. Sorry but this is facts, y’all PPs has touched 👬. Like y’all ain’t necessarily get oiled up and rub them together aggressively (question: can men ‘scissor’, bruv? Someone who knows about this please chime in 🤓). But y’all PPs has touched metaphysically. Just a light touch. A celestial sword-crossing of sorts, if u will. Like if anyone ever ask u, “Ted, are you attracted to men?” U gotta keep it 600: “Nah I mean that’s not really my thing LOL I like women ONLY haha but I mean there was one time where I touched peckers with a man. It’s a long story. I’d rather not get into it. But it happened and whatever, it’s who I am.” It’s no going back now bruv. It’s part of the fabric of who u are. Embrace it. Or simply be careful about enrobing yourself in the garments of strange men y’all be safe now 🤗😂😂😂
Facts, Football, and Friends: u/Aroundall 6d i.redd.it
 Hero dog recovering from rattlesnake
 bites after saving girl, grandma
 @DrSmashlove
My lil homegirl text me after I posted about stealing-appropriating garments from exes: “I own some amazing hoodies goin’ back bout 14 yrs 😍🤣. The ultimate was when I was at an ex’s a couple years ago (we were still great friends). I had lived with him. He opens the door and he’s wearing my (prior to him) ex’s football (with lettering) hoodie I had accidentally left behind. 🤣🤣🤣. Disturbing 🤣”. Men. Imma have to address this with y’all because y’all deserve to know. Listen close. If u ever find a man’s garment at yo girl’s crib. And u rock that sh!t like sh!t’s sweet. Just like “oh HELL yeah! A Wisconsin Football sweatshirt! XL too? My size! ☺️” And u let that garment touch yo skin. And that garment belonged to a man who used to lay pipe to yo girl. And now his sweatshirt that he use to sweat in and she ain’t wash it for six months after she stole it because she missed his manly, lightly stinky Old Spicey sexual scent? And now his scented sweatshirt is ensconcing yo upper body bruv? U and that Man? Y’all have touched PPs now 🤗. Sorry but this is facts, y’all PPs has touched 👬. Like y’all ain’t necessarily get oiled up and rub them together aggressively (question: can men ‘scissor’, bruv? Someone who knows about this please chime in 🤓). But y’all PPs has touched metaphysically. Just a light touch. A celestial sword-crossing of sorts, if u will. Like if anyone ever ask u, “Ted, are you attracted to men?” U gotta keep it 600: “Nah I mean that’s not really my thing LOL I like women ONLY haha but I mean there was one time where I touched peckers with a man. It’s a long story. I’d rather not get into it. But it happened and whatever, it’s who I am.” It’s no going back now bruv. It’s part of the fabric of who u are. Embrace it. Or simply be careful about enrobing yourself in the garments of strange men y’all be safe now 🤗😂😂😂

My lil homegirl text me after I posted about stealing-appropriating garments from exes: “I own some amazing hoodies goin’ back bout 14 yrs 😍...