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Tumblr, Blog, and Been: yellapoil: 2017 (??) /// 2019 It’s been farrrrr too long since I’ve drawn this babe Commission info
Tumblr, Blog, and Been: yellapoil:
2017 (??) /// 2019
It’s been farrrrr too long since I’ve drawn this babe
Commission info

yellapoil: 2017 (??) /// 2019 It’s been farrrrr too long since I’ve drawn this babe Commission info

Books, Facts, and Target: In ancient Egypt, any books found in ships coming into port, would be brought immediately to the library of Alexandria and be copied. The original would be kept in the library and the copy given back to the owner. Ultrafacts.tumblr.com jaksandrow: pinstripebones: lesbiananglerfish: thinkphrontistery: zzazu: hot-tea-nanako: theonewhosawitall: nerdgirl-to-the-rescue: ohmygil: ultrafacts: aussietory: third-way-is-best-way: tuxedoandex: kvotheunkvothe: ultrafacts: Source For more facts follow Ultrafacts EVERY TIME SOMEONE BRINGS UP THE LIBRARY OF ALEXANDRIA I GET SO ANGRY. but why Because it got burned. All of that knowledge, lost forever. The library was destroyed over 1000’s of years ago. The library consisted of thousands of scrolls and books about mathematics, engineering, physiology, geography, blueprints, medicine, plays, important scriptures. Thinkers from all over the Mediterranean used to come to Alexandria to study.Most of the major work of civilization up until that point was lost. If the library still survived till this day, society may have been more advanced and we would sure know more about the ancient world. That graphic grinds my gears every time I see it romans. Julius Caesar to be precise  Remember this when you’re conquering. Keep the books. THIS HURTS MY HEART SO MUCH EVERY TIME ITS BROUGHT UP Julius Caesar needs to be stabbed for this I know we should totally stab Caesar Does March 15th sound good for everyone?? hey everyone, guess what day it is
Books, Facts, and Target: In ancient Egypt, any books found
 in ships coming into port, would be
 brought immediately to the library of
 Alexandria and be copied. The
 original would be kept in the library
 and the copy given back to the
 owner.
 Ultrafacts.tumblr.com
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EVERY TIME SOMEONE BRINGS UP THE LIBRARY OF ALEXANDRIA I GET SO ANGRY.

but why

Because it got burned. All of that knowledge, lost forever.



The library was destroyed over 1000’s of years ago. The library consisted of thousands of scrolls and books about mathematics, engineering, physiology, geography, blueprints, medicine, plays,  important scriptures. Thinkers from all over the Mediterranean used to come to Alexandria to study.Most of the major work of civilization up until that point was lost. If the library still survived till this day, society may have been more advanced and we would sure know more about the ancient world.

That graphic grinds my gears every time I see it



romans.


Julius Caesar to be precise 

Remember this when you’re conquering. Keep the books.

THIS HURTS MY HEART SO MUCH EVERY TIME ITS BROUGHT UP

Julius Caesar needs to be stabbed for this

I know we should totally stab Caesar

Does March 15th sound good for everyone??

hey everyone, guess what day it is

jaksandrow: pinstripebones: lesbiananglerfish: thinkphrontistery: zzazu: hot-tea-nanako: theonewhosawitall: nerdgirl-to-the-rescue: o...

Anaconda, At-At, and Bailey Jay: 100% facebook.com Hey everyone! Who's ready for Hawaii 2019? In anticipation of the wedding, and believe me, I know it's a longgg way away...but I would still like to announce the dress code! I am giving you a long notice of a year and a half so that you will have time to find and pick out something nice : The dress code is very specific because it will be used to create an incredible visual effect. If done right, it will make our synchronized dancing along the beach really pop SO, without further adoo WOMEN (100-160 LBS) GREEN Velvet Sweater ORANGE Suede Pants -Loubotin heels (the famous RED heeled shoes. when we spin and lift our feet, the effect will amaze you) -Burberry Scarf MEN (100-200 LBS) PURPLE Fuzzy Jacket Soda Hat All White Trainers -Plain Glow Sticks WOMEN (160 LBS +) -all BLACK sweater and pants. Any material -BLACK heels MEN (200 LBS+) -all CAMOFLAGE BLACK sneakers CHILDREN RED from head to toe. Remember the kids will form the shape of a heart, it needs to be true red not blood orange or some bullshit! Additionally, we will require that you wear formal attire after the dancing has ended. Please bring a change of clothing. Remember, the venue is extremely upscale, and we want to be looking our absolute BEST ladies and gents please, if you look like trash, so will we. All jokes aside, we want you to invest in an outfit valued at at least $1,000. This includes jewlery, accessories, makeup, and hair. Remember ladies and gents, this wedding is 24k themed for a reasorn You have a year and a half to get working. No excuses! Mwana beyoncescock: vorecrimes: charybdis-sans-fond: imsuchacapricorn: imsuchacapricorn: caffeinatedcorvid: lady-caryatid: daffodyke: doctormemes: symmetraismygf: squeezemetillipop: hornsandblackwool: Are straight white people okay???? What is this?! People like this exist. Interesting. this story has a part 2 THERE IS A PART 3 WITH GUEST RESPONSES I REPEAT THERE IS A PART 3 THIS IS NOT A DRILL I thought things couldn’t get more horrifyingly amusing than the woman who wanted people to pay $1000 each to go to her wedding so she could “feel like a Kardashian for a day” and had a Facebook breakdown about it saying she was gonna go backpacking in Peru to “find herself” after being “betrayed” by her friends who didn’t want to partake but here we are I thought it was the same person ngl. I’m in the wedding shaming group and saw both this and the Peru post before it went viral. Love it. THERE’S AN UPDATE Stephanie is a true hero. my favorite thing about this update is that the fact that we are even SEEING this means there’s AT LEAST one other snitch in the party that she hasn’t caught yet keep the updates coming please
Anaconda, At-At, and Bailey Jay: 100%
 facebook.com
 Hey everyone!
 Who's ready for Hawaii 2019?
 In anticipation of the wedding, and believe me, I know
 it's a longgg way away...but
 I would still like to announce the dress code! I am
 giving you a long notice of a year and a half so that
 you will have time to find and pick out something nice
 : The dress code is very specific because it will be
 used to create an incredible visual effect. If done right,
 it will make our synchronized dancing along the
 beach really pop
 SO, without further adoo
 WOMEN (100-160 LBS)
 GREEN Velvet Sweater
 ORANGE Suede Pants
 -Loubotin heels (the famous RED heeled shoes. when
 we spin and lift our feet, the effect will amaze you)
 -Burberry Scarf
 MEN (100-200 LBS)
 PURPLE Fuzzy Jacket
 Soda Hat
 All White Trainers
 -Plain Glow Sticks
 WOMEN (160 LBS +)
 -all BLACK sweater and pants. Any material
 -BLACK heels
 MEN (200 LBS+)
 -all CAMOFLAGE
 BLACK sneakers
 CHILDREN
 RED from head to toe. Remember the kids will form
 the shape of a heart, it needs to be true red not blood
 orange or some bullshit!
 Additionally, we will require that you wear formal attire
 after the dancing has ended. Please bring a change of
 clothing. Remember, the venue is extremely upscale,
 and we want to be looking our absolute BEST ladies
 and gents please, if you look like trash, so will
 we. All jokes aside, we want you to invest in an outfit
 valued at at least $1,000. This includes jewlery,
 accessories, makeup, and hair. Remember ladies and
 gents, this wedding is 24k themed for a reasorn
 You have a year and a half to get working. No excuses!
 Mwana
beyoncescock:
vorecrimes:

charybdis-sans-fond:

imsuchacapricorn:


imsuchacapricorn:


caffeinatedcorvid:

lady-caryatid:


daffodyke:

doctormemes:

symmetraismygf:

squeezemetillipop:

hornsandblackwool:


Are straight white people okay????
What is this?!


People like this exist. Interesting.

this story has a part 2

THERE IS A PART 3 WITH GUEST RESPONSES I REPEAT THERE IS A PART 3 THIS IS NOT A DRILL




I thought things couldn’t get more horrifyingly  amusing than the woman who wanted people to pay $1000 each to go to her wedding so she could “feel like a Kardashian  for a day” and had a Facebook breakdown about it saying she was gonna go backpacking in Peru to “find herself” after being “betrayed” by her friends who didn’t want to partake but here we are


I thought it was the same person ngl.


I’m in the wedding shaming group and saw both this and the Peru post before it went viral. Love it.


THERE’S AN UPDATE


Stephanie is a true hero. 

my favorite thing about this update is that the fact that we are even SEEING this means there’s AT LEAST one other snitch in the party that she hasn’t caught yet


keep the updates coming please

beyoncescock: vorecrimes: charybdis-sans-fond: imsuchacapricorn: imsuchacapricorn: caffeinatedcorvid: lady-caryatid: daffodyke: do...

Anaconda, At-At, and Bailey Jay: 100% facebook.com Hey everyone! Who's ready for Hawaii 2019? In anticipation of the wedding, and believe me, I know it's a longgg way away...but I would still like to announce the dress code! I am giving you a long notice of a year and a half so that you will have time to find and pick out something nice : The dress code is very specific because it will be used to create an incredible visual effect. If done right, it will make our synchronized dancing along the beach really pop SO, without further adoo WOMEN (100-160 LBS) GREEN Velvet Sweater ORANGE Suede Pants -Loubotin heels (the famous RED heeled shoes. when we spin and lift our feet, the effect will amaze you) -Burberry Scarf MEN (100-200 LBS) PURPLE Fuzzy Jacket Soda Hat All White Trainers -Plain Glow Sticks WOMEN (160 LBS +) -all BLACK sweater and pants. Any material -BLACK heels MEN (200 LBS+) -all CAMOFLAGE BLACK sneakers CHILDREN RED from head to toe. Remember the kids will form the shape of a heart, it needs to be true red not blood orange or some bullshit! Additionally, we will require that you wear formal attire after the dancing has ended. Please bring a change of clothing. Remember, the venue is extremely upscale, and we want to be looking our absolute BEST ladies and gents please, if you look like trash, so will we. All jokes aside, we want you to invest in an outfit valued at at least $1,000. This includes jewlery, accessories, makeup, and hair. Remember ladies and gents, this wedding is 24k themed for a reasorn You have a year and a half to get working. No excuses! Mwana doctormemes: symmetraismygf: squeezemetillipop: hornsandblackwool: Are straight white people okay???? What is this?! People like this exist. Interesting. this story has a part 2 THERE IS A PART 3 WITH GUEST RESPONSES I REPEAT THERE IS A PART 3 THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Anaconda, At-At, and Bailey Jay: 100%
 facebook.com
 Hey everyone!
 Who's ready for Hawaii 2019?
 In anticipation of the wedding, and believe me, I know
 it's a longgg way away...but
 I would still like to announce the dress code! I am
 giving you a long notice of a year and a half so that
 you will have time to find and pick out something nice
 : The dress code is very specific because it will be
 used to create an incredible visual effect. If done right,
 it will make our synchronized dancing along the
 beach really pop
 SO, without further adoo
 WOMEN (100-160 LBS)
 GREEN Velvet Sweater
 ORANGE Suede Pants
 -Loubotin heels (the famous RED heeled shoes. when
 we spin and lift our feet, the effect will amaze you)
 -Burberry Scarf
 MEN (100-200 LBS)
 PURPLE Fuzzy Jacket
 Soda Hat
 All White Trainers
 -Plain Glow Sticks
 WOMEN (160 LBS +)
 -all BLACK sweater and pants. Any material
 -BLACK heels
 MEN (200 LBS+)
 -all CAMOFLAGE
 BLACK sneakers
 CHILDREN
 RED from head to toe. Remember the kids will form
 the shape of a heart, it needs to be true red not blood
 orange or some bullshit!
 Additionally, we will require that you wear formal attire
 after the dancing has ended. Please bring a change of
 clothing. Remember, the venue is extremely upscale,
 and we want to be looking our absolute BEST ladies
 and gents please, if you look like trash, so will
 we. All jokes aside, we want you to invest in an outfit
 valued at at least $1,000. This includes jewlery,
 accessories, makeup, and hair. Remember ladies and
 gents, this wedding is 24k themed for a reasorn
 You have a year and a half to get working. No excuses!
 Mwana
doctormemes:
symmetraismygf:

squeezemetillipop:

hornsandblackwool:


Are straight white people okay????
What is this?!


People like this exist. Interesting.

this story has a part 2

THERE IS A PART 3 WITH GUEST RESPONSES I REPEAT THERE IS A PART 3 THIS IS NOT A DRILL

doctormemes: symmetraismygf: squeezemetillipop: hornsandblackwool: Are straight white people okay???? What is this?! People like this ...

Tumblr, Blog, and Sunday: thechroniclesoflifeanddeath: @awsten: Hey everyone! Just enjoying the wind and milk, hope everyone’s having a nice Sunday! :-) 
Tumblr, Blog, and Sunday: thechroniclesoflifeanddeath:

@awsten: Hey everyone! Just enjoying the wind and milk, hope everyone’s having a nice Sunday! :-) 

thechroniclesoflifeanddeath: @awsten: Hey everyone! Just enjoying the wind and milk, hope everyone’s having a nice Sunday! :-) 

Christmas, College, and Dumb: Another thing! If you live in a college dorm that has a polcoy against candles being lit in the rooms, and you want to light a menorah for Chanukah, seek out help advocating yourself from your local Chabad, Hillel, or other assorted Jewish organization. They know how to deal with this stuff and will help you work on a compromise with school officials. You have a right to celebrate Chanukah. neoacidic "my religion is more important than other people's safety!!" sorry but do you hear yourself? celebrate, if you must, but don't infringe upon others or think you're above the law (when the law is no unjust.) thinkherenow: surprisedentistry: femme-radicale: surprisedentistry: realsadjewishhours: keshetchai: 5779: keshetchai: 5779: today on Weird Goyische Meltdowns I have literally had my gentile neighbors start two actual real apartment fires in the last MONTH because they can’t keep an eye on their cooking, meanwhile I light candles ALL THE TIME AT HOME and never set ANYTHING ON FIRE BECAUSE I AM RIGHT FRIGGIN THERE. Do you know what I do with Chanukkah candles on?? I turn off my lights and watch them melt and maybe I do something with my hands but I keep an eye!!! On!!! THEM!!!! #… holy shit guys there’s LED lights for a reason #like if it’s that much of a danger just use LEDs for your decor lighting a menorah reeeeally is not “decor”  It’s NOT that much of a danger. I live in an “adult” neighborhood of apartments (i.e. Not with college students) and again, people have caused two fires this month while making breakfast. One fire burned down most of the building next door to mine. regular old adults using a microwave or stove! But when I light my candles for either Shabbat or Chanukkah I am WATCHING them. I have tin foil nearby, I have water nearby, my religious observances (which aren’t fulfilled by an LED light) are not, in my experience, the greatest fire hazard around. You know what is? People making breakfast people not cleaning LINT out of their dryer. Also LED lights do not fulfill the Jewish obligations that candles/oil do. We literally cannnot use LED lights please stop suggesting this. gentiles on this post have been weirdly convinced that they’re the only ones who know about decorative electronic menorahs and that they just need to educate the ignorant jews  What the fuck? If you want to have your candles go live somewhere those are allowed instead of putting others at risk and making everyone around cater for you. today on Weird Goyische Meltdowns The National Fire Protection Association reports “Between 2012-2016, U.S. fire departments responded to an average 170 home fires that started with Christmas trees per year. These fires caused an average of 4 deaths, 15 injuries, and $12 million in direct property damage annually.” but go off on the Jews for doing their thing. Hey everyone Id like to just speak up for my Jewish friends and followers and say y'all should stop being dumb fucks and respect Judaism and the people who observe it!!! You do not know more about thing relating to their religion than they do! You are not entitled to tell them to stop practicing their religion properly when they explain they have been doing it safely! Any fires caused by someones menorah is not at the fault of Jewish people! It is at the fault of that specific person not watching their candles! Same as if you dont watch a stove! Shut the fuck up or Ill punch you!To all my Jewish friends and followers: I apologise for these ignorant fools - light your candles and have a Happy Chanukah!!!
Christmas, College, and Dumb: Another thing! If you live in a college dorm that has a polcoy against candles
 being lit in the rooms, and you want to light a menorah for Chanukah, seek out
 help advocating yourself from your local Chabad, Hillel, or other assorted Jewish
 organization. They know how to deal with this stuff and will help you work on a
 compromise with school officials. You have a right to celebrate Chanukah.

 neoacidic
 "my religion is more important than
 other people's safety!!" sorry but
 do you hear yourself? celebrate, if
 you must, but don't infringe upon
 others or think you're above the
 law (when the law is no unjust.)
thinkherenow:

surprisedentistry:
femme-radicale:


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keshetchai:

5779:


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5779:

today on Weird Goyische Meltdowns

I have literally had my gentile neighbors start two actual real apartment fires in the last MONTH because they can’t keep an eye on their cooking, meanwhile I light candles ALL THE TIME AT HOME and never set ANYTHING ON FIRE BECAUSE I AM RIGHT FRIGGIN THERE. 
Do you know what I do with Chanukkah candles on?? I turn off my lights and watch them melt and maybe I do something with my hands but I keep an eye!!! On!!! THEM!!!!



#… holy shit guys there’s LED lights for a reason #like if it’s that much of a danger just use LEDs for your decor


lighting a menorah reeeeally is not “decor” 


It’s NOT that much of a danger. I live in an “adult” neighborhood of apartments (i.e. Not with college students) and again, people have caused two fires this month while making breakfast. One fire burned down most of the building next door to mine. regular old adults using a microwave or stove! 
But when I light my candles for either Shabbat or Chanukkah I am WATCHING them. I have tin foil nearby, I have water nearby, my religious observances (which aren’t fulfilled by an LED light) are not, in my experience, the greatest fire hazard around. You know what is? People making breakfast  people not cleaning LINT out of their dryer.


Also LED lights do not fulfill the Jewish obligations that candles/oil do. We literally cannnot use LED lights please stop suggesting this. 

gentiles on this post have been weirdly convinced that they’re the only ones who know about decorative electronic menorahs and that they just need to educate the ignorant jews 


What the fuck? If you want to have your candles go live somewhere those are allowed instead of putting others at risk and making everyone around cater for you.


today on Weird Goyische Meltdowns 

The National Fire Protection Association reports “Between 2012-2016, U.S. fire departments responded to an average 170 home fires that started with Christmas trees per year. These fires caused an average of 4 deaths, 15 injuries, and $12 million in direct property damage annually.” but go off on the Jews for doing their thing.

Hey everyone Id like to just speak up for my Jewish friends and followers and say y'all should stop being dumb fucks and respect Judaism and the people who observe it!!! You do not know more about thing relating to their religion than they do! You are not entitled to tell them to stop practicing their religion properly when they explain they have been doing it safely! Any fires caused by someones menorah is not at the fault of Jewish people! It is at the fault of that specific person not watching their candles! Same as if you dont watch a stove! Shut the fuck up or Ill punch you!To all my Jewish friends and followers: I apologise for these ignorant fools - light your candles and have a Happy Chanukah!!!

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