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heyyy: Samantha Today 12:24 AM Hili Heyyy What's up? Today 9:20 AM At the time, I couldn't have told you. But with the power of modern water combined with a healthy dose of sleep I can confidentially say that the sky is up Uhm. Yup Reminds me of a joke by the great Norm MacDonald. Care for a telling in my own words? Sure? So there's this moth in a dentist's office The moth is sitting in the chair, talking to the doctor The moth says, "Doc, I don't know what to do. I'm sick of my life I have a wife, been married to her for 13 years this May But I don't really like her any more, doc. Ever since we stopped having kids things have dropped off I try to go on dates with her to reignite some passion, but it doesn't seem to work She scoffs at me and rolls her eyes at everything I say At least she takes care of the kids. " "Oh and don't even get me started on my job. My boss is such a pick that I'd love to just quit in the middle of our project and leave him hanging At least I have a few friends in the office to make life tolerable Even then I still think about going up to the roof and throwing myself off ever now and then. My three kids, Motha, Mothammad, and Motholomew, are growing up so fast doc. If it weren't for them, I probably would've ended it years ago I worry that I'm not a good father, doo. My dad was pretty shitty and I really don't want to follow in his shoes. And that's just the beginning of my problems, doc. I'm so fucked, I need help. " The doctor, who sat and listened to all of this said, "Sir, I do believe you need help, but it really sounds like you should be seeing a therapist or a psychiatrist. I'm a dentist, I can't help you with these problems." The moth replies, "I know that" To which the incredulous dentist retorts Then why did you come in here?!" And the moth said, "uh, cuz the light was on?" Fin Oh my god Wow What a journey Tyne a messag An Epic Tale
heyyy: Samantha
 Today 12:24 AM
 Hili
 Heyyy
 What's up?
 Today 9:20 AM
 At the time, I couldn't have told you.
 But with the power of modern water
 combined with a healthy dose of sleep I
 can confidentially say that the sky is up
 Uhm. Yup
 Reminds me of a joke by the great
 Norm MacDonald. Care for a telling in
 my own words?
 Sure?
 So there's this moth in a dentist's office
 The moth is sitting in the chair, talking to
 the doctor
 The moth says, "Doc, I don't know what
 to do. I'm sick of my life
 I have a wife, been married to her for 13
 years this May
 But I don't really like her any more, doc.
 Ever since we stopped having kids
 things have dropped off
 I try to go on dates with her to reignite
 some passion, but it doesn't seem to
 work
 She scoffs at me and rolls her eyes at
 everything I say
 At least she takes care of the kids. "
 "Oh and don't even get me started on
 my job. My boss is such a pick that I'd
 love to just quit in the middle of our
 project and leave him hanging
 At least I have a few friends in the office
 to make life tolerable
 Even then I still think about going up to
 the roof and throwing myself off ever
 now and then.
 My three kids, Motha, Mothammad, and
 Motholomew, are growing up so fast
 doc. If it weren't for them, I probably
 would've ended it years ago
 I worry that I'm not a good father, doo.
 My dad was pretty shitty and I really
 don't want to follow in his shoes.
 And that's just the beginning of my
 problems, doc. I'm so fucked, I need
 help. "
 The doctor, who sat and listened to all
 of this said, "Sir, I do believe you need
 help, but it really sounds like you should
 be seeing a therapist or a psychiatrist.
 I'm a dentist, I can't help you with these
 problems."
 The moth replies, "I know that"
 To which the incredulous dentist retorts
 Then why did you come in here?!"
 And the moth said, "uh, cuz the light
 was on?"
 Fin
 Oh my god
 Wow
 What a journey
 Tyne a messag
An Epic Tale

An Epic Tale