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Hipsters >>> Boomers by hotnerd89_ MORE MEMES

hipsters: toggl.com YOU WANT TO WORK FOR A So LET'S POP THE HOOD AND SEE WHAT KIND OF PEOPLE IT TAKES TO TECH COMPANY? KEEP THE ENGINE RUNNING: KITCHEN FOUNTAIN OFFICE OF NINJA Qurifed GROWTH OUTDO LAND 9HAXIMUM lead ENPUTO 3 CFO developer face PRODUCT 5 LEAD Snace free REVELATION FRONT EN6 1) 0BM/SEO LEADGEN CAMP SUPPORT (8 CEO NERF GUN WAR ZONE 2 CUSTOMER SOCIAL MEDIA HIPSTER incoming tickets 10 SERVERS IN-HOUSE DESIGNER 11 BACKEND 9ENGINEER 15 MART VIRKUS THE CAST 芯胁屑/SEO 1) LEADGEN 2 CUSTOMER Front line troops with nerves of steel. Customer support Black wizards of the Internet, skilled in the dark art of commandos have an uncanny ability to say "no" without it sounding like "no". Mostly peaceful. generating clicks, traffic and conversions. What, you think you found this comic by chance? 3 CFO HIPSTER The vault keeper. Tasked with maintaining fiscal responsibility. Also has to say "no" a lot, but lets silly expense requests slide occasionally to maintain peace and illusion of democracy Communicates in GIFS exclusively Social media hipsters are the only people who think "tweeting" counts as a skill on LinkedIn (and will ask to endorse it relentlessly). 6FRONT-N DEVS 5 LEAD A.K.A. "not actual engineers" in backend vocab. Heavily into classic rock or gangsta rap (or both). Obscurity of their hobbies is only matched by that of their T-shirt slogans. The buck stops here. Has keyboard shortcuts for phrases like "do it", "how hard can it be?" and "no." Not very peaceful. </Head Bady 袙 小袝芯 OFFICE A.K.A. "The Big Cheese" CEOS feel most comfortable Ever wonder where your plane tickets, free snacks and gadgets come from? That's the work of an Office Ninja. The best Ninjas operate when facing challenges, so expect big changes (or a surprise product launch) when things start working too smoothly without ever being noticed. 9 KEND 10 SERVERS The non-glamorous techie. A watchful protector and a silent knight they keep the business up and running. He's the hero the company deserves (but not the one it needs) The only ones working 24/7. Go servers! 11) DESIGNER Arare beast, as most creatives prefer to roam free, hopping from one project to another. It's best to give them creative control to reduce chance of escape or violent rebellion. toggl.com Mart Virkus@ blog.toggl.com more general IT Company than programming but I hope it still fits here
hipsters: toggl.com
 YOU WANT TO WORK
 FOR A
 So
 LET'S POP THE HOOD
 AND SEE WHAT KIND OF
 PEOPLE IT TAKES TO
 TECH COMPANY?
 KEEP THE ENGINE RUNNING:
 KITCHEN
 FOUNTAIN
 OFFICE
 OF
 NINJA
 Qurifed GROWTH
 OUTDO
 LAND
 9HAXIMUM
 lead
 ENPUTO
 3 CFO
 developer
 face
 PRODUCT
 5 LEAD
 Snace
 free
 REVELATION
 FRONT EN6
 1) 0BM/SEO
 LEADGEN
 CAMP
 SUPPORT
 (8 CEO
 NERF GUN
 WAR ZONE
 2 CUSTOMER
 SOCIAL MEDIA
 HIPSTER
 incoming
 tickets
 10 SERVERS
 IN-HOUSE
 DESIGNER 11
 BACKEND
 9ENGINEER
 15 MART VIRKUS
 THE CAST
 芯胁屑/SEO
 1) LEADGEN
 2 CUSTOMER
 Front line troops with nerves
 of steel. Customer support
 Black wizards of the Internet,
 skilled in the dark art of
 commandos have an uncanny
 ability to say "no" without it
 sounding like "no". Mostly
 peaceful.
 generating clicks, traffic and
 conversions. What, you think
 you found this comic by
 chance?
 3 CFO
 HIPSTER
 The vault keeper. Tasked with
 maintaining fiscal
 responsibility. Also has to say
 "no" a lot, but lets silly expense
 requests slide occasionally to
 maintain peace and illusion of
 democracy
 Communicates in GIFS exclusively
 Social media hipsters are the only
 people who think "tweeting" counts
 as a skill on LinkedIn (and will ask to
 endorse it relentlessly).
 6FRONT-N
 DEVS
 5 LEAD
 A.K.A. "not actual engineers" in
 backend vocab. Heavily into
 classic rock or gangsta rap (or
 both). Obscurity of their hobbies
 is only matched by that of their
 T-shirt slogans.
 The buck stops here. Has
 keyboard shortcuts for
 phrases like "do it", "how hard
 can it be?" and "no." Not very
 peaceful.
 </Head
 Bady
 袙 小袝芯
 OFFICE
 A.K.A. "The Big Cheese"
 CEOS feel most comfortable
 Ever wonder where your
 plane tickets, free snacks and
 gadgets come from? That's
 the work of an Office Ninja.
 The best Ninjas operate
 when facing challenges, so
 expect big changes (or a
 surprise product launch)
 when things start working
 too smoothly
 without ever being noticed.
 9 KEND
 10 SERVERS
 The non-glamorous techie.
 A watchful protector and a silent
 knight they keep the business
 up and running. He's the hero
 the company deserves (but not
 the one it needs)
 The only ones working 24/7.
 Go servers!
 11) DESIGNER
 Arare beast, as most creatives
 prefer to roam free, hopping
 from one project to another. It's
 best to give them creative control
 to reduce chance of escape or
 violent rebellion.
 toggl.com
 Mart Virkus@ blog.toggl.com
more general IT Company than programming but I hope it still fits here

more general IT Company than programming but I hope it still fits here

hipsters: @TEEJUS So l just started driving for uber and Lyft and I've been getting a lot more compliments on my music since generalizing my passengers by 1 of these playlists Playlists Edit Heady bros 14 songs white dudes who look like they like rap 17 songs basic 20-30s 24 songs 30+ 13 songs quiet ppl 21 songs POC 16 songs f**king hipsters 30 songs WM early 20s 16 songs early 20s fem 18 songs <p><a href="http://unrussledjimmys.tumblr.com/post/175815319550/thegaybean-tastefullyoffensive-via-teejus" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">unrussledjimmys</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://thegaybean.tumblr.com/post/171350417709/tastefullyoffensive-via-teejus-in-case-yall" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">thegaybean</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://tumblr.tastefullyoffensive.com/post/171349790473/via-teejus" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">tastefullyoffensive</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>(via <a href="https://twitter.com/TEEJUS___/status/967554582401478656" target="_blank">teejus</a>)</p></blockquote> <p>in case y'all wanna follow these playlists</p> <ul><li> <a href="https://open.spotify.com/user/1233130761/playlist/0Qn0Xnc21WBysgvSWcQhBm" target="_blank">Heady bros</a><br/></li> <li> <a href="https://open.spotify.com/user/1233130761/playlist/1vu4qw8WgRXE3PRuGVuHKT" target="_blank">white dudes who look like they like rap</a><br/></li> <li> <a href="https://open.spotify.com/user/1233130761/playlist/7ys3yO5WqfxIY5CyYmRM4R" target="_blank">basic 20-30s</a><br/></li> <li> <a href="https://open.spotify.com/user/1233130761/playlist/4PbZJhY2HiMvxi5B9SsyB4" target="_blank">30+</a><br/></li> <li> <a href="https://open.spotify.com/user/1233130761/playlist/05WqgKxtpOYCKS2jxpN4mx" target="_blank">quiet ppl</a><br/></li> <li> <a href="https://open.spotify.com/user/1233130761/playlist/2kU6iiDaYbGHFjY0LuNgud" target="_blank">POC</a><br/></li> <li> <a href="https://open.spotify.com/user/1233130761/playlist/16G2C6037YjZ6IDfPpFRiu" target="_blank">fucking hipsters</a><br/></li> <li> <a href="https://open.spotify.com/user/1233130761/playlist/5OLRneHsUVnr0uTnx3QLe1" target="_blank">WM early 20s</a><br/></li> <li> <a href="https://open.spotify.com/user/1233130761/playlist/0QvyE8UaYE0PKqbYIWfdY7" target="_blank">early 20s fem</a><br/></li> </ul><p>there are many other gems on this dude鈥檚 account</p> </blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="1280" data-orig-width="719"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/f2f38d7db2fbe4eb68c92f6e3ba00d48/tumblr_pbrd74Bj9M1rwjllr_540.png" data-orig-height="1280" data-orig-width="719"/></figure><p>This is the guy</p> </blockquote>
hipsters: @TEEJUS
 So l just started driving for uber and Lyft
 and I've been getting a lot more
 compliments on my music since
 generalizing my passengers by 1 of these
 playlists

 Playlists
 Edit
 Heady bros
 14 songs
 white dudes who look like they like rap
 17 songs
 basic 20-30s
 24 songs
 30+
 13 songs
 quiet ppl
 21 songs

 POC
 16 songs
 f**king hipsters
 30 songs
 WM early 20s
 16 songs
 early 20s fem
 18 songs
<p><a href="http://unrussledjimmys.tumblr.com/post/175815319550/thegaybean-tastefullyoffensive-via-teejus" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">unrussledjimmys</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="https://thegaybean.tumblr.com/post/171350417709/tastefullyoffensive-via-teejus-in-case-yall" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">thegaybean</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://tumblr.tastefullyoffensive.com/post/171349790473/via-teejus" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">tastefullyoffensive</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p>(via <a href="https://twitter.com/TEEJUS___/status/967554582401478656" target="_blank">teejus</a>)</p></blockquote>

<p>in case y'all wanna follow these playlists</p>
<ul><li>
<a href="https://open.spotify.com/user/1233130761/playlist/0Qn0Xnc21WBysgvSWcQhBm" target="_blank">Heady bros</a><br/></li>
<li>
<a href="https://open.spotify.com/user/1233130761/playlist/1vu4qw8WgRXE3PRuGVuHKT" target="_blank">white dudes who look like they like rap</a><br/></li>
<li>
<a href="https://open.spotify.com/user/1233130761/playlist/7ys3yO5WqfxIY5CyYmRM4R" target="_blank">basic 20-30s</a><br/></li>
<li>
<a href="https://open.spotify.com/user/1233130761/playlist/4PbZJhY2HiMvxi5B9SsyB4" target="_blank">30+</a><br/></li>
<li>
<a href="https://open.spotify.com/user/1233130761/playlist/05WqgKxtpOYCKS2jxpN4mx" target="_blank">quiet ppl</a><br/></li>
<li>
<a href="https://open.spotify.com/user/1233130761/playlist/2kU6iiDaYbGHFjY0LuNgud" target="_blank">POC</a><br/></li>
<li>
<a href="https://open.spotify.com/user/1233130761/playlist/16G2C6037YjZ6IDfPpFRiu" target="_blank">fucking hipsters</a><br/></li>
<li>
<a href="https://open.spotify.com/user/1233130761/playlist/5OLRneHsUVnr0uTnx3QLe1" target="_blank">WM early 20s</a><br/></li>
<li>
<a href="https://open.spotify.com/user/1233130761/playlist/0QvyE8UaYE0PKqbYIWfdY7" target="_blank">early 20s fem</a><br/></li>
</ul><p>there are many other gems on this dude鈥檚 account</p>
</blockquote>
<figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="1280" data-orig-width="719"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/f2f38d7db2fbe4eb68c92f6e3ba00d48/tumblr_pbrd74Bj9M1rwjllr_540.png" data-orig-height="1280" data-orig-width="719"/></figure><p>This is the guy</p>
</blockquote>

<p><a href="http://unrussledjimmys.tumblr.com/post/175815319550/thegaybean-tastefullyoffensive-via-teejus" class="tumblr_blog" target="_b...

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hipsters: This is a motherfucking website.
 Seriously, what the fuck else do you want?
 You probably build websites and think your sh is special. You think your 13 megabyte parallax-ative home page is going to get you some
 fucking Awwward banner you can glue to the top corner of your site. You think your 40-pound jQuery file and 83 polyfills give IE7 a boner
 because it finally has box-shadow. Wrong, mothfucker Let me describe your perfect-ass website
 . Shit's lightweight and loads fast
 Fits on all your shitty screens
 . Looks the same in ll your shitty browsers
 .The motherfucker's accessible to every asshole that visits your site
 . Shit's legible and gets your fucking point across (if you had one instead of just 5mb pics of hipsters drinking coffee)
 Well guess what, motherfucker:
 You. Are. Over-designing. Look at this shit. It's a motherfucking website. Why the fuck do you need to animate a fucking trendy-ass banner flag
 when I hover over that useless piece of shit? You spent hours on it and added S0 kilobytes to your fucking site, and some motherfucker jabbing at
 it on their iPad with fat sausage fingers will never see that shit. Not to mention blind people will never see that shit, but they don't see any of your
 You never knew it, but ths is your perfect website. Here's why
 It's fucking lightweight
 This entire page weighs less than the gradient-meshed facebook logo on your fucking Wordpress site. Did you seriously load 100kb of jQuery UI
 just so you could animate the fucking background color of a div? You loaded all 7 fontfaces of a shitty webfont just so you could say "Hi." at
 100px height at the beginning of your site? You piece of shit
 Phone: (333) 425- 5253
 Fax: (333) 888 3424
 Email: john(at)university(dot)edu
 It's responsive
 You dumbass. You thought you needed media queries to be responsive, but no. Responsive means that it responds to whatever motherfucking
 screensize it's viewed on This site doesn't care if youre on an iMac or a motherftucking Tamagotchi.
 . Office: Generic Hall. 415
 It fucking works
 ul
 Look at tis sh You can read i
 so you and your bitch-ass brows
 M. N. Shamalayan
 Publications
 M. N. Shamalayan. "Combining Neural Networks With Natural Language
 tag
 icoutent on the fucking ser Fall 1995
 Processing to Optiize te Iter Problem (ICSE-1998)
 tiplication Problem ICSE-2000)
 Machine to Solve the Ice-Cream Optiization Probl ICSE-2002)
 CS101: How to literally use for-loops
 M. N. Shamalayan Using Unguided Prim Trees to Solve the Matrix Mul
 M. N. Shamalayan Using Large Dataset Combined with Support Vector
 . CSSS9: You will seriously get rekt by this course dont take it
 Last edited: Sep. 29, 2016
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