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    holla: Shit on my chest.
When You Get On My Level, Holla At Me. πŸ™ƒπŸ™ƒπŸ€—
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                holla: Shit on my chest.
When You Get On My Level, Holla At Me. πŸ™ƒπŸ™ƒπŸ€—
                
            

            
            
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    holla: Dog does tippy tap dance whenever he's
 happy
 @DrSmashlove
BRO HONEST QUESTION: WHERE DO I FIND A RETIRED MALE BASKETBALL GAME CHEERLEADER FOR MY TEAM AT WORK? LIKE I JUST HAD A DINNER WITH CLIENTS LAST NIGHT. HAD A LIL BACK ROOM AT A RESTAURANT IN RIVER NORTH, VERY COZY VERY CLASSY. BUT ALSO A LIL BORING(?) LIKE IF DERRICK (who use to cheerlead at Ohio state) ON MY TEAM LET A LIL DOG OUT OF A BOX TO DO TRICKS ON THE TABLE AND THEN DERRICK DO A DOUBLE BACK FLIP WITH DRAMATIC FLAIR BRUV? BEST πŸ‘ CLIENT πŸ‘ DINNER πŸ‘ EVER πŸ‘. THIS IS NOT A DRILL - IF U ACTUALLY KNOW A RETIRED MALE CHEERLEADER WITH SPICY MICROSOFT EXCEL SKILLS PLS HAVE HIM HOLLA AT ME πŸ˜‚ I WOULD LIKE TO EXPLORE THE POSSIBILITY OF HIM JOINING A WINNING TEAM ℒ️ HE GON HAVE TO WORK LATE HOURS BUT THE UPSIDE IS GOOD AND MAYBE ONE DAY HE COULD BE A BOSS (I’m not a boss I actually still feel like a worker bee but if Derrick ice out them spreadsheets and do double backflips he might could be my boss - WHO KNOWS - BLESS UP πŸ˜‚β€οΈβ€οΈ) [editor’s note: β€œwowwwww smash really out here hunting for a boy toy on his team” YALL REALLY DISAPPOINT ME, SMASH IS AS HETERO AS THEY COME, I MENTOR BOTH MEN AND WOMEN, YALL REALLY CHIRRISH πŸ‘Ά AND NEED TO CHILL AND ACCEPT PEOPLE IT’S 2018 WE LOVING AND ACCEPTING NOW LMAO BLESS UP πŸ˜‚β€οΈ]
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                holla: Dog does tippy tap dance whenever he's
 happy
 @DrSmashlove
BRO HONEST QUESTION: WHERE DO I FIND A RETIRED MALE BASKETBALL GAME CHEERLEADER FOR MY TEAM AT WORK? LIKE I JUST HAD A DINNER WITH CLIENTS LAST NIGHT. HAD A LIL BACK ROOM AT A RESTAURANT IN RIVER NORTH, VERY COZY VERY CLASSY. BUT ALSO A LIL BORING(?) LIKE IF DERRICK (who use to cheerlead at Ohio state) ON MY TEAM LET A LIL DOG OUT OF A BOX TO DO TRICKS ON THE TABLE AND THEN DERRICK DO A DOUBLE BACK FLIP WITH DRAMATIC FLAIR BRUV? BEST πŸ‘ CLIENT πŸ‘ DINNER πŸ‘ EVER πŸ‘. THIS IS NOT A DRILL - IF U ACTUALLY KNOW A RETIRED MALE CHEERLEADER WITH SPICY MICROSOFT EXCEL SKILLS PLS HAVE HIM HOLLA AT ME πŸ˜‚ I WOULD LIKE TO EXPLORE THE POSSIBILITY OF HIM JOINING A WINNING TEAM ℒ️ HE GON HAVE TO WORK LATE HOURS BUT THE UPSIDE IS GOOD AND MAYBE ONE DAY HE COULD BE A BOSS (I’m not a boss I actually still feel like a worker bee but if Derrick ice out them spreadsheets and do double backflips he might could be my boss - WHO KNOWS - BLESS UP πŸ˜‚β€οΈβ€οΈ) [editor’s note: β€œwowwwww smash really out here hunting for a boy toy on his team” YALL REALLY DISAPPOINT ME, SMASH IS AS HETERO AS THEY COME, I MENTOR BOTH MEN AND WOMEN, YALL REALLY CHIRRISH πŸ‘Ά AND NEED TO CHILL AND ACCEPT PEOPLE IT’S 2018 WE LOVING AND ACCEPTING NOW LMAO BLESS UP πŸ˜‚β€οΈ]
                
                

                
            

            
            
BRO HONEST QUESTION: WHERE DO I FIND A RETIRED MALE BASKETBALL GAME CHEERLEADER FOR MY TEAM AT WORK? LIKE I JUST HAD A DINNER WITH CLIENT...

            
            
        

    



        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            







    holla: Walter running for his daily swim
One of my followers commented: β€œwhy do dog paws smell like Fritos? I still love them 😊.” See this raise a very important issue about women and that is, if she love u, she gon find nasty things endearing, whereas if she don’t fvck with u no more, she gon find nasty things HELLA NASTY. Case in point... 1) Fritos that smell like Fritos = yummy πŸ˜‚. Don’t let nobody tell u different. When u was a kid and u seen them little bags with the yellow and maroon package boy it was on like all type of donkey kong. Deerishis. (2) Dog paws that smell like Fritos = bueno! C’mon now if a dog stink a lil bit that’s expected. He a animal. He ain always gon smell like rosebuds. (3) Humans that smell like Fritos = IT DEPEND πŸ˜‚. Bruv u give a girl that soul-snatching, Nani wall chakra realigning, organ rearranging deep Pipington? Where the stomach end up where a lung should be and her liver trade places with her kidney bruv? Then it don’t matter no more. U could smell like Fritos. Cheetos. Bruv u could smell like a 17 lb slab of aged Camembert cheese on it, it don’t matter. She gon be texting her friend the next day (with a pack of iced peas on her Nani because she can’t move 😊) talmbout β€œGURRRRRL. WHY THIS MAN TAKE HIS DRAWLS OFF LAST NIGHT AND THE WHOLE ROOM SMELL LIKE FRITOS πŸ˜‚ lmaooo πŸ˜‚ Nah but he coming over again tonight doe πŸ˜† we in the middle of a Seinfeld marathon. We bout to get to the episode where Costanza rock the big a$$ down coat u remember that one? Anyway girl lemme holla at u AYE like my last pic if u don’t mind bye boo!” πŸ˜‚ But let that lil situationship end bruv? Oh now he ain’t cute at all. β€œGIRL I AM DONE WITH THAT MAN. CAN’T RETURN A TEXT. DON’T CLIP HIS FINGERNAILS. STANKY SMELLIN A$$, I AM DONE.” But her friend ain’t getting them texts. Nope. Because her β€˜friend’ is at Mr. Frito’s crib, putting toilet paper around the toilet bowl so she can pee bc his place filthy πŸ˜‚. But see that’s when she knew the pipe game was beyond exquisite bc nobody would find frito smell cute unless dude was going Ham and Bananington on the Nani so she went to see for herself and now she supporting dude and paying his cell phone bill 😊. Y’all be safe now! Bless up πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                holla: Walter running for his daily swim
One of my followers commented: β€œwhy do dog paws smell like Fritos? I still love them 😊.” See this raise a very important issue about women and that is, if she love u, she gon find nasty things endearing, whereas if she don’t fvck with u no more, she gon find nasty things HELLA NASTY. Case in point... 1) Fritos that smell like Fritos = yummy πŸ˜‚. Don’t let nobody tell u different. When u was a kid and u seen them little bags with the yellow and maroon package boy it was on like all type of donkey kong. Deerishis. (2) Dog paws that smell like Fritos = bueno! C’mon now if a dog stink a lil bit that’s expected. He a animal. He ain always gon smell like rosebuds. (3) Humans that smell like Fritos = IT DEPEND πŸ˜‚. Bruv u give a girl that soul-snatching, Nani wall chakra realigning, organ rearranging deep Pipington? Where the stomach end up where a lung should be and her liver trade places with her kidney bruv? Then it don’t matter no more. U could smell like Fritos. Cheetos. Bruv u could smell like a 17 lb slab of aged Camembert cheese on it, it don’t matter. She gon be texting her friend the next day (with a pack of iced peas on her Nani because she can’t move 😊) talmbout β€œGURRRRRL. WHY THIS MAN TAKE HIS DRAWLS OFF LAST NIGHT AND THE WHOLE ROOM SMELL LIKE FRITOS πŸ˜‚ lmaooo πŸ˜‚ Nah but he coming over again tonight doe πŸ˜† we in the middle of a Seinfeld marathon. We bout to get to the episode where Costanza rock the big a$$ down coat u remember that one? Anyway girl lemme holla at u AYE like my last pic if u don’t mind bye boo!” πŸ˜‚ But let that lil situationship end bruv? Oh now he ain’t cute at all. β€œGIRL I AM DONE WITH THAT MAN. CAN’T RETURN A TEXT. DON’T CLIP HIS FINGERNAILS. STANKY SMELLIN A$$, I AM DONE.” But her friend ain’t getting them texts. Nope. Because her β€˜friend’ is at Mr. Frito’s crib, putting toilet paper around the toilet bowl so she can pee bc his place filthy πŸ˜‚. But see that’s when she knew the pipe game was beyond exquisite bc nobody would find frito smell cute unless dude was going Ham and Bananington on the Nani so she went to see for herself and now she supporting dude and paying his cell phone bill 😊. Y’all be safe now! Bless up πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
                
                

                
            

            
            
One of my followers commented: β€œwhy do dog paws smell like Fritos? I still love them 😊.” See this raise a very important issue about wome...

            
            
        

    



        

        
        

            







    holla: taterkategg:
death-by-lulz:
hangin out the passenger side of his best friend’s ride trying to holla at me

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                holla: taterkategg:
death-by-lulz:
hangin out the passenger side of his best friend’s ride trying to holla at me

Scrub

                
            

            
            
taterkategg:
death-by-lulz:
hangin out the passenger side of his best friend’s ride trying to holla at me

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    holla: taterkategg:
death-by-lulz:
hangin out the passenger side of his best friend’s ride trying to holla at me

Scrub

    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                holla: taterkategg:
death-by-lulz:
hangin out the passenger side of his best friend’s ride trying to holla at me

Scrub

                
            

            
            
taterkategg:
death-by-lulz:
hangin out the passenger side of his best friend’s ride trying to holla at me

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    holla: Holla at ya boy
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
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    holla: taterkategg:

death-by-lulz:
hangin out the passenger side of his best friend’s ride trying to holla at me

Scrub

    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                holla: taterkategg:

death-by-lulz:
hangin out the passenger side of his best friend’s ride trying to holla at me

Scrub

                
            

            
            
taterkategg:

death-by-lulz:
hangin out the passenger side of his best friend’s ride trying to holla at me

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    holla: jakeneutron:

shyriadracnoir:

banshees:

blogger-in-the-works:

agenderjulian:

ocfos:

doctah-plague:


dzamieponders:

skullman2033:

shirubaistudios:

banshees:

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snake?
SNAKE?!
SNAAAA-KEY!




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                holla: jakeneutron:

shyriadracnoir:

banshees:

blogger-in-the-works:

agenderjulian:

ocfos:

doctah-plague:


dzamieponders:

skullman2033:

shirubaistudios:

banshees:

JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN

HERE COMES ANOTHER CHINESE EARTHQUAKEEBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRB

*CACOPHONOUS SOUND OFΒ UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU*

QUESTION MARK

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FOOTBALL


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snake?
SNAKE?!
SNAAAA-KEY!




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jakeneutron:

shyriadracnoir:

banshees:

blogger-in-the-works:

agenderjulian:

ocfos:

doctah-plague:


dzamieponders:

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    holla: Bear likes to hold his feet when he
 sleeps.
 Pic: reddit u/DarthFoxy
 @DrSmashlove
DEAR STRANGERS THINGS YALL AINT HAVE TO KILL OFF THE CHUBBY, NERDY LOVABLE DUDE LIKE THAT, WE AIN’T EEN GET A CHANCE TO SEE OL BOY HIT WINONA WITH THAT NERDY DIH SO NOW SHE GON BE CRAZY FOR 17 MORE SEASONS YALL FOUL FOR THAT. PLUS HE WAS AN EARLY ADOPTER OF THE GIGANTIC VHS CAMERA YALL COULD HAVE MADE HIM FREAKY LIKE YALL COULD HAVE DIRECTED THE PLOT TO WHERE HE PIONEERED THE AMATEUR HOME VIDEO BEFORE ALL THESE WEIRDOS STARTED STRAPPING GO-PRO’s TO THEY HEADPIECE LOOKING LIKE CYCLOPS AND ISHT. BACK WHEN U RESPECTABLY PLACED THE HOME VHS RECORDER ON THE NIGHT STAND AND JUST LET IT ROLL LOL. THAT WAS WELL BEFORE MY TIME I’M JUST SAYING IT WAS MORE RESPECTFUL BACK THEN LIKE MEN WOULD GET THEY MULLET ON POINT AND ROCK A SILK ROBE MAYBE LIGHT A CANDLE AND PLAY LIONEL RITCHIE NOW U JUST PULL A iPHONE OUT SWIPE LEFT AND HIT RECORD IT WAS A MORE CINEMATIC - ROMANTIC TIME BACK THEN BUT I DIGRESS. YALL COULD HIRE ME AS A WRITER LEMME UPGRADE YALL THE CRAZY INDIAN GIRL GOT POTENTIAL AS A SUPERHERO DUO WITH ELEVEN BUT I DON’T TRUST YALL TO DO IT RIGHT REACH OUT NOW WHILE MY PRICE IS CHEAP - ONCE I GET MY BOOK DEAL MY PRICE GON GO WAY UP AND INSTEAD OF WORKING FOR FREE TACOS AND ICE CREAM IMMA DIRECT YOU TO MY TEAM OF THREE AGGRESSIVE JEWISH FEMALE LAWYERS WITH SOUTHERN ACCENTS LIKE THEM TEXAN JEWISH LADIES WHO DON’T PLAY BRUV THEY ACT NICE AND SOUTHERN SWEET BUT THEN WHEN U PUT INK TO PAPER THEY GON TAKE HALF OFF THE TOP. I’M ON SALE - BLACK SUNDAY SALE - HOLLA AT ME - LEMME UPGRADE SEASON 3 BLESS UP πŸ€—πŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                holla: Bear likes to hold his feet when he
 sleeps.
 Pic: reddit u/DarthFoxy
 @DrSmashlove
DEAR STRANGERS THINGS YALL AINT HAVE TO KILL OFF THE CHUBBY, NERDY LOVABLE DUDE LIKE THAT, WE AIN’T EEN GET A CHANCE TO SEE OL BOY HIT WINONA WITH THAT NERDY DIH SO NOW SHE GON BE CRAZY FOR 17 MORE SEASONS YALL FOUL FOR THAT. PLUS HE WAS AN EARLY ADOPTER OF THE GIGANTIC VHS CAMERA YALL COULD HAVE MADE HIM FREAKY LIKE YALL COULD HAVE DIRECTED THE PLOT TO WHERE HE PIONEERED THE AMATEUR HOME VIDEO BEFORE ALL THESE WEIRDOS STARTED STRAPPING GO-PRO’s TO THEY HEADPIECE LOOKING LIKE CYCLOPS AND ISHT. BACK WHEN U RESPECTABLY PLACED THE HOME VHS RECORDER ON THE NIGHT STAND AND JUST LET IT ROLL LOL. THAT WAS WELL BEFORE MY TIME I’M JUST SAYING IT WAS MORE RESPECTFUL BACK THEN LIKE MEN WOULD GET THEY MULLET ON POINT AND ROCK A SILK ROBE MAYBE LIGHT A CANDLE AND PLAY LIONEL RITCHIE NOW U JUST PULL A iPHONE OUT SWIPE LEFT AND HIT RECORD IT WAS A MORE CINEMATIC - ROMANTIC TIME BACK THEN BUT I DIGRESS. YALL COULD HIRE ME AS A WRITER LEMME UPGRADE YALL THE CRAZY INDIAN GIRL GOT POTENTIAL AS A SUPERHERO DUO WITH ELEVEN BUT I DON’T TRUST YALL TO DO IT RIGHT REACH OUT NOW WHILE MY PRICE IS CHEAP - ONCE I GET MY BOOK DEAL MY PRICE GON GO WAY UP AND INSTEAD OF WORKING FOR FREE TACOS AND ICE CREAM IMMA DIRECT YOU TO MY TEAM OF THREE AGGRESSIVE JEWISH FEMALE LAWYERS WITH SOUTHERN ACCENTS LIKE THEM TEXAN JEWISH LADIES WHO DON’T PLAY BRUV THEY ACT NICE AND SOUTHERN SWEET BUT THEN WHEN U PUT INK TO PAPER THEY GON TAKE HALF OFF THE TOP. I’M ON SALE - BLACK SUNDAY SALE - HOLLA AT ME - LEMME UPGRADE SEASON 3 BLESS UP πŸ€—πŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
                
            

            
            
DEAR STRANGERS THINGS YALL AINT HAVE TO KILL OFF THE CHUBBY, NERDY LOVABLE DUDE LIKE THAT, WE AIN’T EEN GET A CHANCE TO SEE OL BOY HIT WI...