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Memes, Wee, and Home Depot: "he sits like this when l get ready" @Drsmashlove Say Bruh u know what's sexy AF? Seeing a girl in her work clothes. I don't know why this is, but it lights me up. Don't matter what. Dress. Pantsuit. Hospital scrubs. Cot damn orange Home Depot apron. Shit - I be hitting Carbon in Bridgeport for late night tacos when I been at the office late and I be seeing them sexy lil Mexicana cops with they hair in a lil tightly-wound bun and they lil booty poppin out and cot damn Lil Wayne - Bobby Valentino song about the female cop start playing in my head like "Wee-ooh-wee-ooh-wee" and all I can imagine is picking a fight with her so she choke me out and tazer me and I wake up bruised up with hand cuffs on and she standing naked in front of me with her gun in one hand pointed at me and her baton in the other and she like "I ain't shown you crazy Consuela yet but motherfucker you asked for it!" (And I'm supposed to be wary of cops. Fvck wrong with me Bruh πŸ˜•). In any event ladies if we going out, don't you dare shower and change out of your work clothes. Meet me straight out. Lemme see your sexy working ass, working girl 😍. Give me some of that work stress. Tell me how u hate each and every one of your co workers and how they incompetent and u wanna choke them out one by one and how u been plotting to murder them but you're still working on where to dispose the corpses. And most importantly, lemme pull them damp, sticky lil panties off and taste that full day ginger sesame marinaded sashimi. Put it on my face baby I been a good boy. I earned it πŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Memes, Wee, and Home Depot: "he sits like this when l get ready"
 @Drsmashlove
Say Bruh u know what's sexy AF? Seeing a girl in her work clothes. I don't know why this is, but it lights me up. Don't matter what. Dress. Pantsuit. Hospital scrubs. Cot damn orange Home Depot apron. Shit - I be hitting Carbon in Bridgeport for late night tacos when I been at the office late and I be seeing them sexy lil Mexicana cops with they hair in a lil tightly-wound bun and they lil booty poppin out and cot damn Lil Wayne - Bobby Valentino song about the female cop start playing in my head like "Wee-ooh-wee-ooh-wee" and all I can imagine is picking a fight with her so she choke me out and tazer me and I wake up bruised up with hand cuffs on and she standing naked in front of me with her gun in one hand pointed at me and her baton in the other and she like "I ain't shown you crazy Consuela yet but motherfucker you asked for it!" (And I'm supposed to be wary of cops. Fvck wrong with me Bruh πŸ˜•). In any event ladies if we going out, don't you dare shower and change out of your work clothes. Meet me straight out. Lemme see your sexy working ass, working girl 😍. Give me some of that work stress. Tell me how u hate each and every one of your co workers and how they incompetent and u wanna choke them out one by one and how u been plotting to murder them but you're still working on where to dispose the corpses. And most importantly, lemme pull them damp, sticky lil panties off and taste that full day ginger sesame marinaded sashimi. Put it on my face baby I been a good boy. I earned it πŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Say Bruh u know what's sexy AF? Seeing a girl in her work clothes. I don't know why this is, but it lights me up. Don't matter what. Dress. ...