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Beyonce, Bitch, and Cheating: What girls really do when they go to the bathroom together Birds of a feather gone flock together. Every dude knows how annoying it is when you drop game on a girl but her friend be the Mutumbo of cock blocking. Girls move as a unit when it comes to their friends. Especially when going to the bathroom. Wanna bet? Take two female friends and put them on opposite ends of the world. Now let one of them go to the bathroom, when the other friend accepts her distress signal she goes as well. God be making people like that. I canโ€™t have homies who girls have they passcode. This is like having the codes to launch nuclear missels. Itโ€™s unsafe. My boy Abel was the light skin of light skins so you know his girl wore the pants in the relationship. Me and him on double dates with our ladies. Him and his girl stay fighting. โ€œIf you not cheating let me see them text messagesโ€. Boy silent like a mouse. She bonk gang that boy phone and went to the bathroom. Every girl in the restaurant stood up. I reached for my girl, another girl comes up to hold me back. This was a scene straight from iRobot. Every dude watched as all the girls crammed into the bathroom like a middle school fight. There was no one in the kitchen now. One dude went to knock on the door to check on his girl, there was no answer. He tried to poke his head in and caught a hit that sent him flying through the store front. That nigga dead now. I look and itโ€™s worse than what I expected. The single friend is behind all the. Itโ€™s always the ones built like Ursula that be Bitter and bitchy. She got all our girls in some kind of bitter bitch spell. Girls be the FBI agents we keep joking about. Within minutes they were able to find every text, convo, phone call and transaction made. Had all that on big screen like we at a football game. We went to trial in a McDonaldโ€™s. There had to be bias during the trial. Every girl there listened to Beyoncรฉ. We stood no chance. The jury found my nigga Abel guilty on 10 counts of cheating, polygamy, lying under oath, no ambition and Good dick. Whole squad guilty by association. That boy Abel serving 10 years in fuckboy purgatory. The system is constantly coming for black men. We all single now. Pray for Abel. He dropped the ball and hopefull
Beyonce, Bitch, and Cheating: What girls really do when they go to
 the bathroom together
Birds of a feather gone flock together. Every dude knows how annoying it is when you drop game on a girl but her friend be the Mutumbo of cock blocking. Girls move as a unit when it comes to their friends. Especially when going to the bathroom. Wanna bet? Take two female friends and put them on opposite ends of the world. Now let one of them go to the bathroom, when the other friend accepts her distress signal she goes as well. God be making people like that. I canโ€™t have homies who girls have they passcode. This is like having the codes to launch nuclear missels. Itโ€™s unsafe. My boy Abel was the light skin of light skins so you know his girl wore the pants in the relationship. Me and him on double dates with our ladies. Him and his girl stay fighting. โ€œIf you not cheating let me see them text messagesโ€. Boy silent like a mouse. She bonk gang that boy phone and went to the bathroom. Every girl in the restaurant stood up. I reached for my girl, another girl comes up to hold me back. This was a scene straight from iRobot. Every dude watched as all the girls crammed into the bathroom like a middle school fight. There was no one in the kitchen now. One dude went to knock on the door to check on his girl, there was no answer. He tried to poke his head in and caught a hit that sent him flying through the store front. That nigga dead now. I look and itโ€™s worse than what I expected. The single friend is behind all the. Itโ€™s always the ones built like Ursula that be Bitter and bitchy. She got all our girls in some kind of bitter bitch spell. Girls be the FBI agents we keep joking about. Within minutes they were able to find every text, convo, phone call and transaction made. Had all that on big screen like we at a football game. We went to trial in a McDonaldโ€™s. There had to be bias during the trial. Every girl there listened to Beyoncรฉ. We stood no chance. The jury found my nigga Abel guilty on 10 counts of cheating, polygamy, lying under oath, no ambition and Good dick. Whole squad guilty by association. That boy Abel serving 10 years in fuckboy purgatory. The system is constantly coming for black men. We all single now. Pray for Abel. He dropped the ball and hopefull

Birds of a feather gone flock together. Every dude knows how annoying it is when you drop game on a girl but her friend be the Mutumbo of co...

Ass, Broly, and Drinking: Niggas turn into goku when they around a female ez- e bee I canโ€™t hang with homies who have no type of social intelligence. We all know this dude. He get around girls and his whole demeanor changes. The little bit of sauce he has accumulated has dried up in the pan and started a house fire. This man will open Pandoraโ€™s box with the worse timing. I guarantee you if this is your wing man donโ€™t expect to get cheeks to clap for you. This was my friend Patrick. This Boy would start talking about topics that donโ€™t need to be talked about when in front of girls. You could be trying to put him on to the best pussy the world has to offer, he would come up with a way to ruin it. We at a kick back playing uno. The girls were drinking and so the mood was mellow. I tried to get my boy Patrick with the girl who was there. Girls who rock a septum piercing give bomb head. Add a choker and thatโ€™s plus +25 for the pussy and -15 in loyalty because she wonโ€™t text back. Sheโ€™s actually digging him but heโ€™s finding every way to make the situation awkward. The girl who hosted us had a cat. You would think he would pet the cat when it came along or ignore it? Here he come โ€œremember the time I choked a cat bro?โ€. Like why is this necessary to know right now? Is this your way of saying that you beat the pussy up? I quickly change the topic of discussion. Patrick tryna impress the girl by tryna son me. He put his hand on my head and tells me to get him some juice. Thatโ€™s a fight in the hood. Patrick was dead tryna fight me. I couldnโ€™t tell you how we manage to turn this girl living room into the cell game arena fighting over foolishness. The host came back downstairs with her brother and he whooped both our ass. I have deleted scenes of the Broly vs Goku and vegeta. I canโ€™t trust niggas named Patrick. Spongebob tryna set niggas up.
Ass, Broly, and Drinking: Niggas turn into goku when they
 around a female
 ez-
 e bee
I canโ€™t hang with homies who have no type of social intelligence. We all know this dude. He get around girls and his whole demeanor changes. The little bit of sauce he has accumulated has dried up in the pan and started a house fire. This man will open Pandoraโ€™s box with the worse timing. I guarantee you if this is your wing man donโ€™t expect to get cheeks to clap for you. This was my friend Patrick. This Boy would start talking about topics that donโ€™t need to be talked about when in front of girls. You could be trying to put him on to the best pussy the world has to offer, he would come up with a way to ruin it. We at a kick back playing uno. The girls were drinking and so the mood was mellow. I tried to get my boy Patrick with the girl who was there. Girls who rock a septum piercing give bomb head. Add a choker and thatโ€™s plus +25 for the pussy and -15 in loyalty because she wonโ€™t text back. Sheโ€™s actually digging him but heโ€™s finding every way to make the situation awkward. The girl who hosted us had a cat. You would think he would pet the cat when it came along or ignore it? Here he come โ€œremember the time I choked a cat bro?โ€. Like why is this necessary to know right now? Is this your way of saying that you beat the pussy up? I quickly change the topic of discussion. Patrick tryna impress the girl by tryna son me. He put his hand on my head and tells me to get him some juice. Thatโ€™s a fight in the hood. Patrick was dead tryna fight me. I couldnโ€™t tell you how we manage to turn this girl living room into the cell game arena fighting over foolishness. The host came back downstairs with her brother and he whooped both our ass. I have deleted scenes of the Broly vs Goku and vegeta. I canโ€™t trust niggas named Patrick. Spongebob tryna set niggas up.

I canโ€™t hang with homies who have no type of social intelligence. We all know this dude. He get around girls and his whole demeanor changes....

Alive, Amazon, and Amazon Prime: Just checking if my dog is still alive in his blanket pile. Confirmed So my homies been ragging on me for STILL not having watched The Wire and itโ€™s free to stream on amazon prime now so I said fuggit I need something to watch on the stair-master anyway leh go. Bruh...BRUH! They got the priest from Walking Dead playing a COP?! They got Telly from the movie Kids ... the one with the speech impediment who was infecting girls โ˜น๏ธ ... as a dope fiend? AND THEY GOT KILLMONGER FROM THE BLACK MF PENTHA AS A WEE LAD IN BRAIDS SERVING DRUG FIENDS!?! NAWWWW ๐Ÿ˜‚. MICHAEL B JORDAN WE KNEW U BEFORE THE WHITE GIRL-ONLY PARTIES IN ITALY BRUV ๐Ÿ˜‚ WE KNEW U FROM YA NOKIA FLIP PHONE DAYS ๐Ÿ˜ฉ TEXTING KEKE FROM ON-SET LIKE โ€œluv u <3 booโ€ ๐Ÿ˜‚ CORNROWS AND TRIPLE XL SIZE BOMBER JACKET, BARELY ANY FACIAL HAIR ON THAT SOFT A$$ LIL BABY FACE, WE SEENT U ๐Ÿ˜‚ DONT WORRY FAM, KEKE STILL LOVE U - KAYBEE STILL RIDING - THEY DOWN FOR U ALWAYS - BUT U BETTER COME BACK HOME BROTHER BEFORE U HECK AROUND AND GET REPLACEDT - THEYโ€™LL GRAB HOMEBOY FROM โ€œGET OUTโ€ AND MAKE HIM THE NEW KILLMONGER LIKE THEY DID AUNT VIV ON FRESH PRINCE IF U DONT CHILL - FANS WATCHING BLEK PENTHA 2 AND SEE DUDE FROM GET OUT LIKE โ€œO ELLO AUNTIE, CHEERIO!โ€ (in a half British accent ๐Ÿ˜‚). (It donโ€™t matter that he already play the role of Wโ€™Kabi. Hollywood gon do brothers wrong REGARDLESS LMAOOO.) AND FANS LIKE โ€what? Eh?โ€ YES. U REPLACEABLE ๐Ÿคจ. HOMEBOY PROLLY GROWING OUT HIS DREDS AS WE SPEAK ๐Ÿ˜‚ BLESS UP ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ (๐Ÿ“น: reddit u-brauxpas)
Alive, Amazon, and Amazon Prime: Just checking if my dog is still alive in his
 blanket pile. Confirmed
So my homies been ragging on me for STILL not having watched The Wire and itโ€™s free to stream on amazon prime now so I said fuggit I need something to watch on the stair-master anyway leh go. Bruh...BRUH! They got the priest from Walking Dead playing a COP?! They got Telly from the movie Kids ... the one with the speech impediment who was infecting girls โ˜น๏ธ ... as a dope fiend? AND THEY GOT KILLMONGER FROM THE BLACK MF PENTHA AS A WEE LAD IN BRAIDS SERVING DRUG FIENDS!?! NAWWWW ๐Ÿ˜‚. MICHAEL B JORDAN WE KNEW U BEFORE THE WHITE GIRL-ONLY PARTIES IN ITALY BRUV ๐Ÿ˜‚ WE KNEW U FROM YA NOKIA FLIP PHONE DAYS ๐Ÿ˜ฉ TEXTING KEKE FROM ON-SET LIKE โ€œluv u <3 booโ€ ๐Ÿ˜‚ CORNROWS AND TRIPLE XL SIZE BOMBER JACKET, BARELY ANY FACIAL HAIR ON THAT SOFT A$$ LIL BABY FACE, WE SEENT U ๐Ÿ˜‚ DONT WORRY FAM, KEKE STILL LOVE U - KAYBEE STILL RIDING - THEY DOWN FOR U ALWAYS - BUT U BETTER COME BACK HOME BROTHER BEFORE U HECK AROUND AND GET REPLACEDT - THEYโ€™LL GRAB HOMEBOY FROM โ€œGET OUTโ€ AND MAKE HIM THE NEW KILLMONGER LIKE THEY DID AUNT VIV ON FRESH PRINCE IF U DONT CHILL - FANS WATCHING BLEK PENTHA 2 AND SEE DUDE FROM GET OUT LIKE โ€œO ELLO AUNTIE, CHEERIO!โ€ (in a half British accent ๐Ÿ˜‚). (It donโ€™t matter that he already play the role of Wโ€™Kabi. Hollywood gon do brothers wrong REGARDLESS LMAOOO.) AND FANS LIKE โ€what? Eh?โ€ YES. U REPLACEABLE ๐Ÿคจ. HOMEBOY PROLLY GROWING OUT HIS DREDS AS WE SPEAK ๐Ÿ˜‚ BLESS UP ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ (๐Ÿ“น: reddit u-brauxpas)

So my homies been ragging on me for STILL not having watched The Wire and itโ€™s free to stream on amazon prime now so I said fuggit I need so...