Hood

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Hood, Show Me, and Show Me The: Every time someone takes a picture of
 me l always feel like l'm killing it and
 then they show me the pictures and I'm
 like
So accurate 😒😂

So accurate 😒😂

Hood, Teasing, and Tease: When you leave her house and all
 she did was tease you for 5 hours
The worst! Follow @cosmoskyle for heat

The worst! Follow @cosmoskyle for heat

Hood: When you correct your moms
 mistake and she says "you're the
 only mistake I've ever made"
That hurts 😂😂😂

That hurts 😂😂😂

Hood: How l treat my meat after she don't
 answer that "you up?" text...
😂😂 follow @icecoldsavage is a MUST!!! 🔥🔥🔥 content

😂😂 follow @icecoldsavage is a MUST!!! 🔥🔥🔥 content

Hood, Nailed It, and Eats Ass: Tattoo artist: What would you like?
 Man: I skate fast and eat ass.
 Tattoo artist: Say no more!
 @hardcore comedy2.0
Nailed it!!! 😂😂😂 ⬇️ Follow my backup @hardcorehumor @hardcorecomedy2.0

Nailed it!!! 😂😂😂 ⬇️ Follow my backup @hardcorehumor @hardcorecomedy2.0

Hood and How Come: Friends: How come you never come
 out anymore?
 Me:
 Ghardcore comedy 2.0
 I just-- i can't stand the sound
 of the human voice.
@thebraintickle may be the best account on ig. Or the worst. U Decide

@thebraintickle may be the best account on ig. Or the worst. U Decide

Hood, Co-Worker, and No Way: When your Mexican co-worker
 wants to buy beer at work
 @hardcore comedy 2.0
 no way jose!
Bruhhhhhhhhh 😂 follow @roostermustache for dope content

Bruhhhhhhhhh 😂 follow @roostermustache for dope content

Hood, 4 Minute, and 4 Minutes: When you finally find that porn scene
 that made you nut in 4 minutes
Don't Follow @no_chillbruh if you're easily offended

Don't Follow @no_chillbruh if you're easily offended

Hood, Swerve, and Good to Go: Cop: You were swerving, I'm going to have
 to conduct a sobriety test
 Me: Ok
 Cop: Let's go get pizza?
 Me: NO!!
 Cop: Text your ex...
 Me: NO!!
 Cop: lol ite you're good to go
 2.0
 @hardcore com
It's mandatory 😂😂 follow @whitepeoplehumor for dope content

It's mandatory 😂😂 follow @whitepeoplehumor for dope content

Hood, Photobombing, and  Photobombs: The greatest photobomb of all time
Fly high child

Fly high child

Hood, Meme Man, and Tight: When u tight wit Jesus and tha hood
 also fucks with u
 @meme man
 atindervsreality
🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 Video credit @tindervsreality @mememang

🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 Video credit @tindervsreality @mememang

Bill Gates, Hood, and Gate: When the cashier asks if you want to
 donate money for a super sick kid
 IF HE DIES
 HE DIES
Listen lady, I'm no Bill Gates

Listen lady, I'm no Bill Gates

Cars, Memes, and Beatles: Mood:
 @Dr Smashlove
Me AF tonight. I'm feeling unconstrained. Like the first time I put a pair of boxers on as a teenager and felt my testes dangle gloriously, unencumbered by the restraints of the whitey-tighty Hanes that had theretofore ensconced my loins. U feel me Bruh? Sometimes u just have a rough week and u need to wild TF out and do hood rat tings with friends who won't judge 😺. With that said people let's party. The holidays are over. Let's celebrate not having to debate our uncle on politics. Ladies u can celebrate not being asked when u gonna met married (answer: "I'll be miserable like you at a time of my choosing, mama 😝.") Let's celebrate life. Get in your car and queue-up Black Beatles and go ape shit. It ain't gotta be a cot damn occasion to celebrate. Just celebrate. U feel me? Mazel Tov. Leh go! 😜😂😂😂

Me AF tonight. I'm feeling unconstrained. Like the first time I put a pair of boxers on as a teenager and felt my testes dangle gloriously, ...