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Beautiful, Fucking, and Love: i-need-that-seat:
iapollogise:
I love pirates because they have no
concept on albeism. oh you have no
leg? here have a peg leg. no hand??
well guess we gotta put a hook on
that, give those sons of bitches a
surprise. Blind in one eye, put an
eyepatch on no one fucking cares,
youre deaf??? go man the canons you
glorious bastard. They dont care if
youre disabled bcus as long as you
can fuck shit up they literally dont
fucking care.
I never thought about it this way. This is
beautiful
Pirates aren’t as evil as I thought 😊 via /r/wholesomememes http://bit.ly/2GiCUCi
![Beautiful, Fucking, and Love: i-need-that-seat:
iapollogise:
I love pirates because they have no
concept on albeism. oh you have no
leg? here have a peg leg. no hand??
well guess we gotta put a hook on
that, give those sons of bitches a
surprise. Blind in one eye, put an
eyepatch on no one fucking cares,
youre deaf??? go man the canons you
glorious bastard. They dont care if
youre disabled bcus as long as you
can fuck shit up they literally dont
fucking care.
I never thought about it this way. This is
beautiful
Pirates aren’t as evil as I thought 😊 via /r/wholesomememes http://bit.ly/2GiCUCi]()
Pirates aren’t as evil as I thought 😊 via /r/wholesomememes http://bit.ly/2GiCUCi
Memes, Pregnant, and Sex: TEKASHI ADMITS HE'S A SEX ADDICT
ACCORDING TO HIS EX-OF
fAT
During her interview with The Daily Beast, Sara Molina, who is Tekashi 6ix9ine’s ex-girlfriend, stated that Tekashi accused her of trying to hook up with his ex-manager ‘Shotti’ which led up to Tekashi admitting that he’s a sex addict. - Tekashi was hoping to get a confession from Sara about hooking up with Shotti by telling her that he slept with more than 70 women just in the past year which resulted in multiple females getting pregnant. Tekashi also told her that he required multiples STD’s. “Basically, he admitted to me he is a sex addict,” she told The Daily Beast. - RapTVSTAFF: @thatkidcm 📸 @thedoncanon
![Memes, Pregnant, and Sex: TEKASHI ADMITS HE'S A SEX ADDICT
ACCORDING TO HIS EX-OF
fAT
During her interview with The Daily Beast, Sara Molina, who is Tekashi 6ix9ine’s ex-girlfriend, stated that Tekashi accused her of trying to hook up with his ex-manager ‘Shotti’ which led up to Tekashi admitting that he’s a sex addict. - Tekashi was hoping to get a confession from Sara about hooking up with Shotti by telling her that he slept with more than 70 women just in the past year which resulted in multiple females getting pregnant. Tekashi also told her that he required multiples STD’s. “Basically, he admitted to me he is a sex addict,” she told The Daily Beast. - RapTVSTAFF: @thatkidcm 📸 @thedoncanon]()
During her interview with The Daily Beast, Sara Molina, who is Tekashi 6ix9ine’s ex-girlfriend, stated that Tekashi accused her of trying to...
Memes, Party, and Wonderwall: The Tasteless Gentlemen show
@TastelessGents
LEME
Nobody:
Guy ruining a house party witlh
Wonderwall:
@thetastelessgen
Today is gonna be the day that nobody will hook up with you!!!!
![Memes, Party, and Wonderwall: The Tasteless Gentlemen show
@TastelessGents
LEME
Nobody:
Guy ruining a house party witlh
Wonderwall:
@thetastelessgen
Today is gonna be the day that nobody will hook up with you!!!!]()
Today is gonna be the day that nobody will hook up with you!!!!
Dating, Finance, and Friends: I know he's only 5'8 but he's in
finance and has a washer and
dryer in unit.
Why does this matter???
Trust me, I'm married.
No seriously, trust us. Our brand fucking new dating app @getshipped is available NOW and it’s the perfect way to hook your friends tf up. Not to mention it’s for literally everyone, whether you’re in a relationship or not. Link in bio to start matching.
![Dating, Finance, and Friends: I know he's only 5'8 but he's in
finance and has a washer and
dryer in unit.
Why does this matter???
Trust me, I'm married.
No seriously, trust us. Our brand fucking new dating app @getshipped is available NOW and it’s the perfect way to hook your friends tf up. Not to mention it’s for literally everyone, whether you’re in a relationship or not. Link in bio to start matching.]()
No seriously, trust us. Our brand fucking new dating app @getshipped is available NOW and it’s the perfect way to hook your friends tf up. N...
Good, Http, and Hook: HUG
ME
Why are we lying in the parking lot
ME
our hook shot
knocked you unconscioUS
ME
sollafd down next to you so everyone
ould think we were chillin
would it
What a good friend via /r/wholesomememes http://bit.ly/2t2CnMn
![Good, Http, and Hook: HUG
ME
Why are we lying in the parking lot
ME
our hook shot
knocked you unconscioUS
ME
sollafd down next to you so everyone
ould think we were chillin
would it
What a good friend via /r/wholesomememes http://bit.ly/2t2CnMn]()
What a good friend via /r/wholesomememes http://bit.ly/2t2CnMn
Dating, Friends, and Link: I'm not a dating app kind of
person until 1am on a Saturday
night when I realize my ex isn't
going to text me back.
@betches
Our dating app, Ship is available NOW and it’s the perfect way to hook your friends tf up. Not to mention it’s for literally everyone, whether you’re in a relationship or not. Link in bio to start matching or go to betches.co-ship2
![Dating, Friends, and Link: I'm not a dating app kind of
person until 1am on a Saturday
night when I realize my ex isn't
going to text me back.
@betches
Our dating app, Ship is available NOW and it’s the perfect way to hook your friends tf up. Not to mention it’s for literally everyone, whether you’re in a relationship or not. Link in bio to start matching or go to betches.co-ship2]()
Our dating app, Ship is available NOW and it’s the perfect way to hook your friends tf up. Not to mention it’s for literally everyone, wheth...
Phone, Vine, and Kids: THEN, IN THE COMMUNICATIONS SECTION...
MOVE ALONG, MEN! CMON!CMON! GIT THIS THING
THE COLONEL'S ATTACHED OUR OTHER BASES
READY FOR HIS COULD BE DYIN' ON THE VINE
INTER-CONTINENTALWHILE YOU GUYS PLAY PATTY-
PHONE HOOK-UP!人CAKE WITH THE
WIRES.
ALL SET
COLONEL! READY
FOR TRANS
MISSION!
Only 90’s kids will remember having to use this get-up to make international phone calls.
![Phone, Vine, and Kids: THEN, IN THE COMMUNICATIONS SECTION...
MOVE ALONG, MEN! CMON!CMON! GIT THIS THING
THE COLONEL'S ATTACHED OUR OTHER BASES
READY FOR HIS COULD BE DYIN' ON THE VINE
INTER-CONTINENTALWHILE YOU GUYS PLAY PATTY-
PHONE HOOK-UP!人CAKE WITH THE
WIRES.
ALL SET
COLONEL! READY
FOR TRANS
MISSION!
Only 90’s kids will remember having to use this get-up to make international phone calls.]()
Only 90’s kids will remember having to use this get-up to make international phone calls.
![Arguing, Bless Up, and Dogs: My daughter was nervous around dogs,
and then she met this guy. He let her love
all over him for 20 minutes and then
afterwards, her fear was gone. Thank you,
sweet boy, for making her into the dog
lover that she is!
GIBBS
NEW YORKERS ARE WILD FAM 😂. They will argue about anything. It’s both a sport and a hobby. In the rest of the country people burn calories by wearing a Fitbit and measuring steps. Nah. New Yorkers will just argue with u until they thin 😂. I love it. I’m not saying they ain’t wonderful people! To the contrary! They be nice as HELL to me! They just love to argue. FOR EXAMPLE. Me: “fam I love getting food off the Halal carts.” NY person: “oh word, son? Oh it’s like THAT my dude? Ayo...Could I ax u a question, son?” *ominous music plays (90s era Mobb Deep)* Me: “sure...(?)” NY person: “ayo son...could I ax u what halal cart u go to my dude?” Me: “ummm like around Greenwich and Murray...(?)” NY person: “son [pregnant pause] SON 😂. U can’t be serriyiss right now son. Is u wildin my dude? *whispering to friend in NY Yankees cap* son...is this dude wildin?” Friend (quietly): “I mean ... he wildin son.” (Everyone in NY got a yes-man with him who wear a yankee fitted real low and who don’t really argue, he just agree with what his friend say lol.) New York person: “ayo u mean...Like up by World Trade?” And I’m like: “I guess...(?)” NY person: “SON! HOW U AINT KNOW THESE THINGS SON? 😂 U gotta know which halal cart got that GOOD good and which one got that mid grade son! Ayo do me a favor son walk a extra couple blocks to Broadway u see a cart that say “HALAL CHICKEN GYROS” with “ONE DOLLAR SAMOSA”...UNDA DAT. U ask for Hakeem. Tell him Donnell sent u. Yeah. Donnell from one two fif. U gotta tell him the street because it’s two Donnells. Son he gon hook u up with the FIRE CHICKEN my dude. Quiet as it’s kept? Prime Minister of Pakistan eat at that cart my dude word is bond I seent him. He had mad security around him and I’m like oh he gotta be a digni-TERRY he ordered chicken biryani with salad son I said ayo get that red sauce too my son and he did my dude it was wild we ate togevva but I don’t tell that story often anyway I’m not sayin don’t eat at them carts u eat at son! I’m just sayin...I WOUL-INNT EAT THERE IF I WAS U. BUT U COULD DO WHAT U FEEL. BLESS UP.” 😂😂😍 [ALL CREDITS IN COMMENT BELOW.]](https://pics.me.me/my-daughter-was-nervous-around-dogs-and-then-she-met-40216394.png)
Instagram, Reddit, and Girl: I think we should hook these two up! The guy from Reddit and the girl from Instagram
![Instagram, Reddit, and Girl: I think we should hook these two up! The guy from Reddit and the girl from Instagram]()
I think we should hook these two up! The guy from Reddit and the girl from Instagram
Instagram, Reddit, and Girl: I think we should hook these two up! The guy from Reddit and the girl from Instagram
![Instagram, Reddit, and Girl: I think we should hook these two up! The guy from Reddit and the girl from Instagram]()
I think we should hook these two up! The guy from Reddit and the girl from Instagram
Disappointed, Gif, and Verizon: l Verizon
11:36 PM
YOU MATCHED WIT
N 12/4/18
Are you a toaster? Because I
want to take a bath with you
I was about to wrap a noose
around my neck but your hands
would feel so much better
Thu, Dec 6, 3:49 PM
You must be a grenade because l
want to hold you tight and bang
Sat, Dec 8, 7:29 PM
Instead of shooting your shot,
could you shoot me in the face
instead?
Sent
Today 9:24 PM
Want to hook up?
GIF
Type a message
Send
He shot his shot instead of shooting me and I can’t say I’m not disappointed
![Disappointed, Gif, and Verizon: l Verizon
11:36 PM
YOU MATCHED WIT
N 12/4/18
Are you a toaster? Because I
want to take a bath with you
I was about to wrap a noose
around my neck but your hands
would feel so much better
Thu, Dec 6, 3:49 PM
You must be a grenade because l
want to hold you tight and bang
Sat, Dec 8, 7:29 PM
Instead of shooting your shot,
could you shoot me in the face
instead?
Sent
Today 9:24 PM
Want to hook up?
GIF
Type a message
Send
He shot his shot instead of shooting me and I can’t say I’m not disappointed]()
He shot his shot instead of shooting me and I can’t say I’m not disappointed
Girls, Memes, and Pornhub: What do you trust more than
the government?
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0779
558 shares
Nick Wilson
The ads on Pornhub telling me
girls within 3 miles of my
location want to hook up.
23h Haha Reply 01.6K
Very true. via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2EgN58u
![Girls, Memes, and Pornhub: What do you trust more than
the government?
Like Comment Share
0779
558 shares
Nick Wilson
The ads on Pornhub telling me
girls within 3 miles of my
location want to hook up.
23h Haha Reply 01.6K
Very true. via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2EgN58u]()
Very true. via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2EgN58u
Bitch, Blackpeopletwitter, and Dating: Yung Greezo. @YoDraBeats 1d
Look at how whites get the chance to get
rebranded
This bitch killed her daughter. But e news
talking about her dating life
E! News @enews
Casey Anthony has "had trouble
finding guys who are interested in
her," but now has a new man in her
life. eonli.ne/2D7bvBU
119 20.5 50.5K
Hook her up with OJ (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)
![Bitch, Blackpeopletwitter, and Dating: Yung Greezo. @YoDraBeats 1d
Look at how whites get the chance to get
rebranded
This bitch killed her daughter. But e news
talking about her dating life
E! News @enews
Casey Anthony has "had trouble
finding guys who are interested in
her," but now has a new man in her
life. eonli.ne/2D7bvBU
119 20.5 50.5K
Hook her up with OJ (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)]()
Hook her up with OJ (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)
