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Bad, Candy, and Charlie: @GUNNERSELLWHITE i'll drop kick this nigga if he come to my door asking for candy Ryan Fournier @RyanAFournier Guess who he is for Halloween! [Intro: Roadman Shaq & Charlie Sloth] Are you ready for this G, yeah? C'mon, man, I was born ready and dat Okay, aight, boom Big Shaq, hold tight, Asnee Scoopnum, ratnum, oosna Hold tight the girl-dem as well, boom [Verse 1: Roadman Shaq] Two plus two is four, minus one that's three, quick maths Everyday man's on the block, smoke trees See your girl in the park, that girl is a uckers When the ting went quack-quack-quack, you man were ducking Hold tight, Asnee, he's got the pumpy Hold tight, my man, he's got the frisbee I trap, trap, trap on the road, movin' that cornflakes Rice Krispie, hold tight, my girl Whitney (perfect) On the road doin' ten toes, like my toes You man thought I froze, I see a peng girl, then I pose If she's not on it, I ghost, hah, look at your nose What? You dickhead! Look at your nose Nose long like garden hose, shhh, you get me? [Interlude: Roadman Shaq & Charlie Sloth] Boom, man's gonna come back in (yeah, yeah) You know like that? (yeah, yeah, yeah) You're feelin' that? (yeah, yeah, bad, bad) You dun know, I see you shiverin' and that Don't get shook man's here (aight) You protected-ed, yeah? (aight, let's do it) Aight, boom, let's go, boom [Verse 2: Roadman Shaq] Hop out the four-door with the .44, it was one, two, three and four Chillin' in the corridor, your dad is forty-four And he's still callin' man for a draw, let him know When I see him, I'm gonna spin his jaw Take man's Twix by force, send man shop by force Your girl knows I've got the sauce, no ketchup Just sauce, raw sauce Boom, yo, gah The ting goes skrrrahh, pap, pap, ka-ka-ka Skibiki-pap-pap, and a pu-pu-pudrrrr-boom Skya, du-du-ku-ku-dun-dun Poom, poom You dun know, Big Shaq, ha, yo, yeah-yeah Alright, fire-fire-fire in the booth You get me, man's not hot I tell her man's not hot, hah, cot I tell her man's not hot The girl told me, "Take off your jacket" I said, "Babes, man's not hot" Yo, man can never be hot Perspiration ting, Lynx effect [Outro: Roadman Shaq & Charlie Sloth] Yo, you dun know Dun know, y-you You look a bit shook, Charlie You look a bit hot What's that? Y-y-ya sweating and that again Brudda, man don't make jokes with me, Charlie Aight, aight, aight, c
Bad, Candy, and Charlie: @GUNNERSELLWHITE
 i'll drop kick this nigga if he come to
 my door asking for candy
 Ryan Fournier @RyanAFournier
 Guess who he is for Halloween!
[Intro: Roadman Shaq & Charlie Sloth] Are you ready for this G, yeah? C'mon, man, I was born ready and dat Okay, aight, boom Big Shaq, hold tight, Asnee Scoopnum, ratnum, oosna Hold tight the girl-dem as well, boom [Verse 1: Roadman Shaq] Two plus two is four, minus one that's three, quick maths Everyday man's on the block, smoke trees See your girl in the park, that girl is a uckers When the ting went quack-quack-quack, you man were ducking Hold tight, Asnee, he's got the pumpy Hold tight, my man, he's got the frisbee I trap, trap, trap on the road, movin' that cornflakes Rice Krispie, hold tight, my girl Whitney (perfect) On the road doin' ten toes, like my toes You man thought I froze, I see a peng girl, then I pose If she's not on it, I ghost, hah, look at your nose What? You dickhead! Look at your nose Nose long like garden hose, shhh, you get me? [Interlude: Roadman Shaq & Charlie Sloth] Boom, man's gonna come back in (yeah, yeah) You know like that? (yeah, yeah, yeah) You're feelin' that? (yeah, yeah, bad, bad) You dun know, I see you shiverin' and that Don't get shook man's here (aight) You protected-ed, yeah? (aight, let's do it) Aight, boom, let's go, boom [Verse 2: Roadman Shaq] Hop out the four-door with the .44, it was one, two, three and four Chillin' in the corridor, your dad is forty-four And he's still callin' man for a draw, let him know When I see him, I'm gonna spin his jaw Take man's Twix by force, send man shop by force Your girl knows I've got the sauce, no ketchup Just sauce, raw sauce Boom, yo, gah The ting goes skrrrahh, pap, pap, ka-ka-ka Skibiki-pap-pap, and a pu-pu-pudrrrr-boom Skya, du-du-ku-ku-dun-dun Poom, poom You dun know, Big Shaq, ha, yo, yeah-yeah Alright, fire-fire-fire in the booth You get me, man's not hot I tell her man's not hot, hah, cot I tell her man's not hot The girl told me, "Take off your jacket" I said, "Babes, man's not hot" Yo, man can never be hot Perspiration ting, Lynx effect [Outro: Roadman Shaq & Charlie Sloth] Yo, you dun know Dun know, y-you You look a bit shook, Charlie You look a bit hot What's that? Y-y-ya sweating and that again Brudda, man don't make jokes with me, Charlie Aight, aight, aight, c

[Intro: Roadman Shaq & Charlie Sloth] Are you ready for this G, yeah? C'mon, man, I was born ready and dat Okay, aight, boom Big Shaq, hold ...

Aaron Rodgers, Ass, and Basketball: School nurses be like "Put ice on it @codeinist I truly believe school nurses just watch one first aid video and they are hired. My high school ain't even had a school nurse that's how useless they have become. It was 8th grade and it rained outside so we had to play recess indoors at the gym. No one bought a basketball but my bro Antonio had a football on him that day. I don't play football because Im a clitoris. I can not take a hit. But when my mom use to give me beatings I would catch the belt like I was oBJ. My hands were unmatched. We was some reckless young niggas. No pads or protection we playing tackle foot ball on hard wooden floor. It's 4th down and my team still stuck on the free throw line in our In zone. My boy Craig threw me a AARON Rodgers hail marry for us to win the game. Instead it turned to a interception in our in zone. My whole camera relatively shifted 180 degrees. I seen Antonio shocked he even caught the ball. I came in hot like the middle in Mario to tackle Antonio. Nigga pressed square on his psp and just spin moved my ass. I turned my head to see where he gone too, I ran into the wall. Whole hand felt funny. I look down and see my Wrist bone sticking out like mega mans sword. I heard to school aid look and say โ€œHe needed some milkโ€. My whole forearm childish for pulling a Kevin Ware. You know how you look at some fucked yo shit and it donโ€™t process until you go into a painful shock? Bruh I booked it to the nurse office holding my hand like a fainted Pokรฉmon from battle. I met Nurse Jameka busting down a $5 pop eyes box. Iโ€™m in there crying she says โ€œoh baby no trouble that ainโ€™t nothing this ice pack cant doโ€. BITCH! My grandma pulled up a hour later to pick me up. Grandma put vix on my throat and told me get some rest. Since then I ainโ€™t touch a football. My jumpshot all fucked up. I canโ€™t finger bitches with my right hand it be cramping up.
Aaron Rodgers, Ass, and Basketball: School nurses be like "Put ice on
 it
 @codeinist
I truly believe school nurses just watch one first aid video and they are hired. My high school ain't even had a school nurse that's how useless they have become. It was 8th grade and it rained outside so we had to play recess indoors at the gym. No one bought a basketball but my bro Antonio had a football on him that day. I don't play football because Im a clitoris. I can not take a hit. But when my mom use to give me beatings I would catch the belt like I was oBJ. My hands were unmatched. We was some reckless young niggas. No pads or protection we playing tackle foot ball on hard wooden floor. It's 4th down and my team still stuck on the free throw line in our In zone. My boy Craig threw me a AARON Rodgers hail marry for us to win the game. Instead it turned to a interception in our in zone. My whole camera relatively shifted 180 degrees. I seen Antonio shocked he even caught the ball. I came in hot like the middle in Mario to tackle Antonio. Nigga pressed square on his psp and just spin moved my ass. I turned my head to see where he gone too, I ran into the wall. Whole hand felt funny. I look down and see my Wrist bone sticking out like mega mans sword. I heard to school aid look and say โ€œHe needed some milkโ€. My whole forearm childish for pulling a Kevin Ware. You know how you look at some fucked yo shit and it donโ€™t process until you go into a painful shock? Bruh I booked it to the nurse office holding my hand like a fainted Pokรฉmon from battle. I met Nurse Jameka busting down a $5 pop eyes box. Iโ€™m in there crying she says โ€œoh baby no trouble that ainโ€™t nothing this ice pack cant doโ€. BITCH! My grandma pulled up a hour later to pick me up. Grandma put vix on my throat and told me get some rest. Since then I ainโ€™t touch a football. My jumpshot all fucked up. I canโ€™t finger bitches with my right hand it be cramping up.

I truly believe school nurses just watch one first aid video and they are hired. My high school ain't even had a school nurse that's how use...

A Dream, Ariana Grande, and Cute: After sex selfies are always so damn cute The Summer of 1801 was hot and humid. All the slaves were slaving away in the fields, as the white man watched. Us slaves were planning our escape, and today was the day. I wipe my forehead of sweat and yell back towards the plantation. "Massa! You gon wanna come see dis." The man spits out his tobbaco and grabs his rifle. I get nervous as he walks towards me. "Whats the problem boy?" I point to the cotton. "Id say theres an insect of the sorts eating tha cotton roots massa." He lays his rifle down and bends over to inspect the plant. I quickly grab the gun and beat him repeatedly over head until hes more lifeless than a Ariana Grande concert. I nod to the other slaves and we charge back to the plantation house. Rodney, who got 10 lashings for fucking a cow, kicks down the door with his powerful legs. We storm into the house and all of the house wives scream. We silence them and head downstairs to the basement. We find more rifles and distribute one to all the other slaves. We had to hurry before Massa 2 came back from the market. When we get back up stairs we hear barking. The dogs. One time my friend Jim had his penis ripped off by one when he tried to escape. But I aint afraid to hurt a dog word to Vick. The slaves decide to split up and I run out on my own. I make the decision to run towards the creek. I hear barking behind me and its getting closer. The river is yards infront of me. I turn my head and see a Massa with a dog. Massa points his rifle at me and shoots. I duck and dive into the river. I stay submerged until the current pushed me far enough away. Its over. (LMAO SIKE YOU THOUGHT THESE STORIES NEVER HAVE GOOD ENDINGS) I wake up in my tent, sweat dripping from my forehead. It was just a dream.
A Dream, Ariana Grande, and Cute: After sex selfies are always so damn
 cute
The Summer of 1801 was hot and humid. All the slaves were slaving away in the fields, as the white man watched. Us slaves were planning our escape, and today was the day. I wipe my forehead of sweat and yell back towards the plantation. "Massa! You gon wanna come see dis." The man spits out his tobbaco and grabs his rifle. I get nervous as he walks towards me. "Whats the problem boy?" I point to the cotton. "Id say theres an insect of the sorts eating tha cotton roots massa." He lays his rifle down and bends over to inspect the plant. I quickly grab the gun and beat him repeatedly over head until hes more lifeless than a Ariana Grande concert. I nod to the other slaves and we charge back to the plantation house. Rodney, who got 10 lashings for fucking a cow, kicks down the door with his powerful legs. We storm into the house and all of the house wives scream. We silence them and head downstairs to the basement. We find more rifles and distribute one to all the other slaves. We had to hurry before Massa 2 came back from the market. When we get back up stairs we hear barking. The dogs. One time my friend Jim had his penis ripped off by one when he tried to escape. But I aint afraid to hurt a dog word to Vick. The slaves decide to split up and I run out on my own. I make the decision to run towards the creek. I hear barking behind me and its getting closer. The river is yards infront of me. I turn my head and see a Massa with a dog. Massa points his rifle at me and shoots. I duck and dive into the river. I stay submerged until the current pushed me far enough away. Its over. (LMAO SIKE YOU THOUGHT THESE STORIES NEVER HAVE GOOD ENDINGS) I wake up in my tent, sweat dripping from my forehead. It was just a dream.

The Summer of 1801 was hot and humid. All the slaves were slaving away in the fields, as the white man watched. Us slaves were planning our ...

Memes, Protest, and Videos: Houston's In Atlanta Responds to Backlash for Discrimination and Racial Profiling@balleraler Houstonโ€™s In Atlanta Responds to Backlash for Discrimination and Racial Profiling - blogged by @peachkyss (swipe) โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € Houstonโ€™s in Atlanta has responded to discriminatory claims. The restaurant was in hot water after discriminating and refusing to sit a group of 7. When asked to just sit four in a different section with a different waiter, the restaurant still refused. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € The restaurant claims that they do not sit large parties but photos have surfaced of Houstonโ€™s doing so. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € On Saturday, many gathered outside of the restaurant, including TI and Tiny, to protest against the company for their unfair treatment against African Americans. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € Many celebs have came forward about the restaurantโ€™s racial profiling, including ToyaWright and RickRoss. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € (Images- videos via @mrjaymorrison)
Memes, Protest, and Videos: Houston's In Atlanta Responds to
 Backlash for Discrimination and
 Racial Profiling@balleraler
Houstonโ€™s In Atlanta Responds to Backlash for Discrimination and Racial Profiling - blogged by @peachkyss (swipe) โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € Houstonโ€™s in Atlanta has responded to discriminatory claims. The restaurant was in hot water after discriminating and refusing to sit a group of 7. When asked to just sit four in a different section with a different waiter, the restaurant still refused. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € The restaurant claims that they do not sit large parties but photos have surfaced of Houstonโ€™s doing so. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € On Saturday, many gathered outside of the restaurant, including TI and Tiny, to protest against the company for their unfair treatment against African Americans. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € Many celebs have came forward about the restaurantโ€™s racial profiling, including ToyaWright and RickRoss. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € (Images- videos via @mrjaymorrison)

Houstonโ€™s In Atlanta Responds to Backlash for Discrimination and Racial Profiling - blogged by @peachkyss (swipe) โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € Houstonโ€™s ...

Being Alone, America, and Anaconda: #BallerAlert's Today in Hip-Hop: Ludacris Released 'Chicken-n-Beer' @balleralert BEER ADVISORY EIPLICIT CONTENT BallerAlert's Today in Hip-Hop: Ludacris Released 'Chicken-n-Beer'-blogged by @thereal__bee โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ € 14 years ago today, Ludacris released his third album, 'Chicken-n-Beer', on Disturbing tha Peace and Def Jam Recordings. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ € With a heavy southern influence and Ludacris' superb flow, 'Chicken-n-Beer' was filled with a number of songs that managed to make the charts. The album itself debuted at number one on the US Billboard 200 in its first week, selling 429,000 copies. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ € With singles like "Stand Up" and "Splash Waterfalls", Ludacris took over the top of the Billboard Hot 100 charts, making it even more clear that his adult humor was undeniable. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ € On June 18, 2004, the album was certified double platinum by the Recording Industry Association of America. It has sold over 2 million copies in the U.S. alone. What was your favorite song from the album?
Being Alone, America, and Anaconda:  #BallerAlert's Today in Hip-Hop:
 Ludacris Released 'Chicken-n-Beer'
 @balleralert
 BEER
 ADVISORY
 EIPLICIT CONTENT
BallerAlert's Today in Hip-Hop: Ludacris Released 'Chicken-n-Beer'-blogged by @thereal__bee โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ € 14 years ago today, Ludacris released his third album, 'Chicken-n-Beer', on Disturbing tha Peace and Def Jam Recordings. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ € With a heavy southern influence and Ludacris' superb flow, 'Chicken-n-Beer' was filled with a number of songs that managed to make the charts. The album itself debuted at number one on the US Billboard 200 in its first week, selling 429,000 copies. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ € With singles like "Stand Up" and "Splash Waterfalls", Ludacris took over the top of the Billboard Hot 100 charts, making it even more clear that his adult humor was undeniable. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ € On June 18, 2004, the album was certified double platinum by the Recording Industry Association of America. It has sold over 2 million copies in the U.S. alone. What was your favorite song from the album?

BallerAlert's Today in Hip-Hop: Ludacris Released 'Chicken-n-Beer'-blogged by @thereal__bee โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ € 14 years ago today, Ludacris releas...