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Hot Air: webelieveinyoukris Being gay is natural? Okay You have three islands. Divide them into groups of one. The straight island, the gay island, and the lesbian island. The straight island is going to reproduce and keep going strong for millions of generations to come. The gay and lesbian islands will both wipe out in not even one century. This isn't just about religion or t simple common sense. Bei ing gay is unnatural, and not just because God said so, but because you yourself wouldn't even be born without a REAL natural man and woman. And no, there is no such thing as a lesbian bone marrow "thing to have children. That's a biased fact that came from a lesbian scientist who has false opinions. If it's not a real penis or vagina, then it's fucking false and you're just opinionated by dumb facts. I'm done here. Read over what I said and if you still think that being gay is normal and natural, then I hope you achieve some common sense one day. Bye yeinns Where is this gay island located.. asking for a friend queercakes just have SO MANY questions. Why were we all separated onto different islands? Did the government sanction this? If so, why? Why didn't we revolt against this tyrannical government? Where are these islands? How were they chosen? Are the continents of the world abandoned? What kind of resources are on each island? Are they the same or different? Does each island have a right to form its own govenment or does the government that segregated us still rule? If so, what island do they rule from and how do they communicate with the other two islands? If they can communicate with the other two islands, can all three islands communicate with each other? If the straight people keep reproducing won't their island become overpopulated and their resources depleted? Islands only have so much space right? Do straight people stop having gay kids? Isn't it a fact that, to date, straight people are the largest manufacturers of gay kids? If a gay kid is born on straight island, do they get sent to their appropriate island? Wouldn't that aid in the re-population of gay and lesbian island? What about people who are attracted to more than one gender? Are they just lost at sea floating aimlessly? Is the ocean full of listless pansexuals, fioating nowhere? Or are they trapped in some sort of purgatory because they don't fit on any one island? Are there trees on lesbian island? Is it conceivable that if there were, a arge group of lesbians could build a boat? Have you ever seen lesbians around timber? If they built a boat, could they travel to gay island? How far apart are the islands? If they could travel to gay island, would they be able to collect semen return to lesbian island, and repopulate the island? Would they be able to send some of those children to gay island? Do trans people exist in this world? If so wouldn't they be able to aid in repopulation? If the lesbians decided to declare war on the heterosexuals, would they be able to reach their island? On the way to heterosexual island, could the lesbians pick up the gays and scoop the floating bisexuals from the sea? If so, would they all be able to go and attack heterosexual island together, wiping out its people's, stealing its children and taking all its resources? Does this fantasy world get you off at night? Please write back soon fieldbears Speaking up from the pansexual archipelago: i too have these questions hellisbucky Checking in from bisexual bay: The boats are nearly complete and are equipped with a special invisibility function. We attack at dawn fieldbears Fuck the questions, lemme on that boat, I'm coming with you singoallala random ace just floating away into the sky like a balloon* jezunya I am so here for an asexual sky nation. We live in fioating cities and master the wind currents. Newly minted ace youths are sent up to us in baskets suspended under hot air balloons. We breed giant birds to bear us through the skies, or else build ourselves wings and gliders to fly in their midst. The only land we know are the tallest mountain peaks and the world is a bright blue gem spreading out beneath us And we will of course be providing air support for the impending attack on Straight Island) homieomorphism Long ago, the four nations lived in harmony. Then, everything changed when the Hetero Nation attacked Source:webelieveinyoukris #just. …like DUDE #also i love how absokuteky zero of this post's replies actually explain to op hiw they were dumb #instead they built the premise of a tv show that frankly needs to be funded asap 435,477 notes Sometimes a post is so freaking dumb that the only response is ridiculousness
Hot Air: webelieveinyoukris
 Being gay is natural? Okay
 You have three islands. Divide them into groups of one. The straight island, the
 gay island, and the lesbian island. The straight island is going to reproduce and
 keep going strong for millions of generations to come. The gay and lesbian
 islands will both wipe out in not even one century. This isn't just about religion or
 t simple common sense. Bei
 ing gay is unnatural, and not just
 because God said so, but because you yourself wouldn't even be born without a
 REAL natural man and woman. And no, there is no such thing as a lesbian bone
 marrow "thing to have children. That's a biased fact that came from a lesbian
 scientist who has false opinions. If it's not a real penis or vagina, then it's fucking
 false and you're just opinionated by dumb facts. I'm done here. Read over what I
 said and if you still think that being gay is normal and natural, then I hope you
 achieve some common sense one day. Bye
 yeinns
 Where is this gay island located.. asking for a friend
 queercakes
 just have SO MANY questions. Why were we all separated onto different
 islands? Did the government sanction this? If so, why? Why didn't we revolt
 against this tyrannical government? Where are these islands? How were they
 chosen? Are the continents of the world abandoned? What kind of resources are
 on each island? Are they the same or different? Does each island have a right to
 form its own govenment or does the government that segregated us still rule? If
 so, what island do they rule from and how do they communicate with the other
 two islands? If they can communicate with the other two islands, can all three
 islands communicate with each other? If the straight people keep reproducing
 won't their island become overpopulated and their resources depleted? Islands
 only have so much space right? Do straight people stop having gay kids? Isn't it
 a fact that, to date, straight people are the largest manufacturers of gay kids? If
 a gay kid is born on straight island, do they get sent to their appropriate island?
 Wouldn't that aid in the re-population of gay and lesbian island? What about
 people who are attracted to more than one gender? Are they just lost at sea
 floating aimlessly? Is the ocean full of listless pansexuals, fioating nowhere? Or
 are they trapped in some sort of purgatory because they don't fit on any one
 island? Are there trees on lesbian island? Is it conceivable that if there were, a
 arge group of lesbians could build a boat? Have you ever seen lesbians around
 timber? If they built a boat, could they travel to gay island? How far apart are the
 islands? If they could travel to gay island, would they be able to collect semen
 return to lesbian island, and repopulate the island? Would they be able to send
 some of those children to gay island? Do trans people exist in this world? If so
 wouldn't they be able to aid in repopulation? If the lesbians decided to declare
 war on the heterosexuals, would they be able to reach their island? On the way
 to heterosexual island, could the lesbians pick up the gays and scoop the
 floating bisexuals from the sea? If so, would they all be able to go and attack
 heterosexual island together, wiping out its people's, stealing its children and
 taking all its resources? Does this fantasy world get you off at night? Please
 write back soon
 fieldbears
 Speaking up from the pansexual archipelago: i too have these questions
 hellisbucky
 Checking in from bisexual bay: The boats are nearly complete and are equipped
 with a special invisibility function. We attack at dawn
 fieldbears
 Fuck the questions, lemme on that boat, I'm coming with you
 singoallala
 random ace just floating away into the sky like a balloon*
 jezunya
 I am so here for an asexual sky nation. We live in fioating cities and master the
 wind currents. Newly minted ace youths are sent up to us in baskets suspended
 under hot air balloons. We breed giant birds to bear us through the skies, or else
 build ourselves wings and gliders to fly in their midst. The only land we know are
 the tallest mountain peaks and the world is a bright blue gem spreading out
 beneath us
 And we will of course be providing air support for the impending attack on
 Straight Island)
 homieomorphism
 Long ago, the four nations lived in harmony. Then, everything changed when the
 Hetero Nation attacked
 Source:webelieveinyoukris #just. …like DUDE
 #also i love how absokuteky zero of this post's replies actually explain to op hiw they
 were dumb
 #instead they built the premise of a tv show that frankly needs to be funded asap
 435,477 notes
Sometimes a post is so freaking dumb that the only response is ridiculousness

Sometimes a post is so freaking dumb that the only response is ridiculousness

Hot Air: webelieveinyoukris Being gay is natural? Okay You have three islands. Divide them into groups of one. The straight island, the gay island, and the lesbian island. The straight island is going to reproduce and keep going strong for millions of generations to come. The gay and lesbian islands will both wipe out in not even one century. This isn't just about religion or t simple common sense. Bei ing gay is unnatural, and not just because God said so, but because you yourself wouldn't even be born without a REAL natural man and woman. And no, there is no such thing as a lesbian bone marrow "thing to have children. That's a biased fact that came from a lesbian scientist who has false opinions. If it's not a real penis or vagina, then it's fucking false and you're just opinionated by dumb facts. I'm done here. Read over what I said and if you still think that being gay is normal and natural, then I hope you achieve some common sense one day. Bye yeinns Where is this gay island located.. asking for a friend queercakes just have SO MANY questions. Why were we all separated onto different islands? Did the government sanction this? If so, why? Why didn't we revolt against this tyrannical government? Where are these islands? How were they chosen? Are the continents of the world abandoned? What kind of resources are on each island? Are they the same or different? Does each island have a right to form its own govenment or does the government that segregated us still rule? If so, what island do they rule from and how do they communicate with the other two islands? If they can communicate with the other two islands, can all three islands communicate with each other? If the straight people keep reproducing won't their island become overpopulated and their resources depleted? Islands only have so much space right? Do straight people stop having gay kids? Isn't it a fact that, to date, straight people are the largest manufacturers of gay kids? If a gay kid is born on straight island, do they get sent to their appropriate island? Wouldn't that aid in the re-population of gay and lesbian island? What about people who are attracted to more than one gender? Are they just lost at sea floating aimlessly? Is the ocean full of listless pansexuals, fioating nowhere? Or are they trapped in some sort of purgatory because they don't fit on any one island? Are there trees on lesbian island? Is it conceivable that if there were, a arge group of lesbians could build a boat? Have you ever seen lesbians around timber? If they built a boat, could they travel to gay island? How far apart are the islands? If they could travel to gay island, would they be able to collect semen return to lesbian island, and repopulate the island? Would they be able to send some of those children to gay island? Do trans people exist in this world? If so wouldn't they be able to aid in repopulation? If the lesbians decided to declare war on the heterosexuals, would they be able to reach their island? On the way to heterosexual island, could the lesbians pick up the gays and scoop the floating bisexuals from the sea? If so, would they all be able to go and attack heterosexual island together, wiping out its people's, stealing its children and taking all its resources? Does this fantasy world get you off at night? Please write back soon fieldbears Speaking up from the pansexual archipelago: i too have these questions hellisbucky Checking in from bisexual bay: The boats are nearly complete and are equipped with a special invisibility function. We attack at dawn fieldbears Fuck the questions, lemme on that boat, I'm coming with you singoallala random ace just floating away into the sky like a balloon* jezunya I am so here for an asexual sky nation. We live in fioating cities and master the wind currents. Newly minted ace youths are sent up to us in baskets suspended under hot air balloons. We breed giant birds to bear us through the skies, or else build ourselves wings and gliders to fly in their midst. The only land we know are the tallest mountain peaks and the world is a bright blue gem spreading out beneath us And we will of course be providing air support for the impending attack on Straight Island) homieomorphism Long ago, the four nations lived in harmony. Then, everything changed when the Hetero Nation attacked Source:webelieveinyoukris #just. …like DUDE #also i love how absokuteky zero of this post's replies actually explain to op hiw they were dumb #instead they built the premise of a tv show that frankly needs to be funded asap 435,477 notes Sometimes a post is so freaking dumb that the only response is ridiculousness
Hot Air: webelieveinyoukris
 Being gay is natural? Okay
 You have three islands. Divide them into groups of one. The straight island, the
 gay island, and the lesbian island. The straight island is going to reproduce and
 keep going strong for millions of generations to come. The gay and lesbian
 islands will both wipe out in not even one century. This isn't just about religion or
 t simple common sense. Bei
 ing gay is unnatural, and not just
 because God said so, but because you yourself wouldn't even be born without a
 REAL natural man and woman. And no, there is no such thing as a lesbian bone
 marrow "thing to have children. That's a biased fact that came from a lesbian
 scientist who has false opinions. If it's not a real penis or vagina, then it's fucking
 false and you're just opinionated by dumb facts. I'm done here. Read over what I
 said and if you still think that being gay is normal and natural, then I hope you
 achieve some common sense one day. Bye
 yeinns
 Where is this gay island located.. asking for a friend
 queercakes
 just have SO MANY questions. Why were we all separated onto different
 islands? Did the government sanction this? If so, why? Why didn't we revolt
 against this tyrannical government? Where are these islands? How were they
 chosen? Are the continents of the world abandoned? What kind of resources are
 on each island? Are they the same or different? Does each island have a right to
 form its own govenment or does the government that segregated us still rule? If
 so, what island do they rule from and how do they communicate with the other
 two islands? If they can communicate with the other two islands, can all three
 islands communicate with each other? If the straight people keep reproducing
 won't their island become overpopulated and their resources depleted? Islands
 only have so much space right? Do straight people stop having gay kids? Isn't it
 a fact that, to date, straight people are the largest manufacturers of gay kids? If
 a gay kid is born on straight island, do they get sent to their appropriate island?
 Wouldn't that aid in the re-population of gay and lesbian island? What about
 people who are attracted to more than one gender? Are they just lost at sea
 floating aimlessly? Is the ocean full of listless pansexuals, fioating nowhere? Or
 are they trapped in some sort of purgatory because they don't fit on any one
 island? Are there trees on lesbian island? Is it conceivable that if there were, a
 arge group of lesbians could build a boat? Have you ever seen lesbians around
 timber? If they built a boat, could they travel to gay island? How far apart are the
 islands? If they could travel to gay island, would they be able to collect semen
 return to lesbian island, and repopulate the island? Would they be able to send
 some of those children to gay island? Do trans people exist in this world? If so
 wouldn't they be able to aid in repopulation? If the lesbians decided to declare
 war on the heterosexuals, would they be able to reach their island? On the way
 to heterosexual island, could the lesbians pick up the gays and scoop the
 floating bisexuals from the sea? If so, would they all be able to go and attack
 heterosexual island together, wiping out its people's, stealing its children and
 taking all its resources? Does this fantasy world get you off at night? Please
 write back soon
 fieldbears
 Speaking up from the pansexual archipelago: i too have these questions
 hellisbucky
 Checking in from bisexual bay: The boats are nearly complete and are equipped
 with a special invisibility function. We attack at dawn
 fieldbears
 Fuck the questions, lemme on that boat, I'm coming with you
 singoallala
 random ace just floating away into the sky like a balloon*
 jezunya
 I am so here for an asexual sky nation. We live in fioating cities and master the
 wind currents. Newly minted ace youths are sent up to us in baskets suspended
 under hot air balloons. We breed giant birds to bear us through the skies, or else
 build ourselves wings and gliders to fly in their midst. The only land we know are
 the tallest mountain peaks and the world is a bright blue gem spreading out
 beneath us
 And we will of course be providing air support for the impending attack on
 Straight Island)
 homieomorphism
 Long ago, the four nations lived in harmony. Then, everything changed when the
 Hetero Nation attacked
 Source:webelieveinyoukris #just. …like DUDE
 #also i love how absokuteky zero of this post's replies actually explain to op hiw they
 were dumb
 #instead they built the premise of a tv show that frankly needs to be funded asap
 435,477 notes
Sometimes a post is so freaking dumb that the only response is ridiculousness

Sometimes a post is so freaking dumb that the only response is ridiculousness

Hot Air: 0 Sipa via AP Images An American flag hot air balloon and other hot air balloons took flight at a balloon festival in New Jersey over the weekend.
Hot Air: 0
 Sipa via AP Images
An American flag hot air balloon and other hot air balloons took flight at a balloon festival in New Jersey over the weekend.

An American flag hot air balloon and other hot air balloons took flight at a balloon festival in New Jersey over the weekend.

Hot Air: THE HUMAN ODYSSEY YGGDRASIL: THE WORLD TREE i Designed by Simon E. Davies Mani, God of The Moon Sol, Goddess of The Sun Dvalin Vedrfolnir and the Great Eagle Hati Sköll . Wolf Ratatosk Wolf The Squirrel Dain Odin, King Duneyr The Aesir Gods of Civilisation Valhalla Hall of the Njöror King of the Vanir ASGARD the Elves Elvish People Heimdall Watchman of the Gods Bifröst the Rainbow Bridge The Vanir: Fertility Gods ALFHEIM VANAHEIM Formation Of the stars Mortal Realm Court of Justice Níõhöggr, Ice Dragon MIDGARD The Eternal Flame Spring of Hvergelmir Midgard Ocean Surtur, King of the Fire Giants NIFELHEIM children of the mist MUSPELHEIM Jörmungandr The Midgard Serpent Realm of Fire Giants Well of Realm of Frost Giants The Norns Swans Of Urd Giants Homeland Nidavelli Land of Dwarves JOTUNHEIM Svartalfheim Realm of Lost Souls Eljudnir, Hall of the Dead HELHEIM Well of Mimir Hel, Goddess Of the Dead hedendom: Yggdrasil, the World TreeBy Simon E. Davies of Human Odyssey In the beginning of the Norse cosmos, there existed an eternal Void, known as Ginnungagap. Out of this nothingness sprang Yggdrasil, a huge Ash tree. Its newly emerging branches held two primordial worlds; Niflheim, a world of ice frost, and Muspellheim, a realm of molten fire. When a spring erupted from Nifelheim (known as Hvergelmir), it created a river which crossed the void into Muspellheim. Here, the hot air scorched the freezing river creating a new world, known as Jotunheim, land of the giants. From this bloodline of primordial beings came Odin, Vili and Ve, who despised the father of giants who ruled his people with malice and brutality. When the chance came, the brothers slew the frost giant, and from his body they created Midgard, a world of mortals. Surrounding this realm they placed a great ocean which nourished the roots of the great tree. Yggdrasil grew ever higher, forming a new realm called Asgard, which is located on the highest branch of the world tree. This was where Odin, king of the Aesir would take his people to settle a new civilisation. It was said this race of gods brought culture and technology to the world of mortals via a great causeway called Bifrost.Bifrost was a burning rainbow bridge, connecting Midgard (the world of mortals) with Asgard. This colourful overpass emerged from Himinbjörg, a mountain hall guarded over by the ever-vigilant Heimdall. This watchmen of the gods kept an eye on the mortals below, making sure no giants breached their homeland.As Yggdrasil continued to grow, a new land emerged on one of its branches called Vanaheim. It was a land full of luscious forests and wild meadows. From this primal wilderness emerged a race of gods known as the Vanir. This tribal people lived near the coast, ruled by Njörðr, a seafaring god who loved wealth and magic, a trait common among his people. A great tension broke out between the Vanir and the Aesir resulting in a long winded war. It eventually ended in a stalemate, so many of the gods sent their families as hostages to the opposing tribe to help bring them closer together. Njörðr’s son, Freyr, was placed in charge of Alfheim, homeland of the Elves. This class of god-like beings were said to be “more beautiful than the sun.”These elves were also linked to another realm far below the Earth. Legend says a tribe from Alfheim were exiled from their homeland many eons ago, and eventually sought refuge with the dwarves of the underworld. These subterranean beings had build their homes around the roots of Yggdrasil, carving a network of labyrinths, mines and forges for their empire. They called it Niðavellir, and the elves, who skin eventually became black as night, called it Svartalfar.  All the beings of Yggdrasil, mortals, gods, dwarves and elves would eventually die, and their souls were destined for several realms. If the Aesir died valiantly in battle, they would find rest in Valhalla, for all others, Helheim was their inevitable destination. This dark and gloomy abode resided at the tip of Yggdrasil’s deepest root. This afterlife was ruled over by Loki’s daughter Hel, a strange being who was half black and half flesh-coloured, characterised by a gloomy, downcast appearance. There are a number of sacred creatures which live within Yggdrasil. this includes the monstrous wyrm Níðhöggr who gnaws at the roots of Nifelheim, weakening the great tree of Yggdrasil. This frost dragon was also known for eating the corpses of the Nifelheim when found guilty of murder, adultery and oath-breaking.Atop the highest branches of the world tree is perched a great eagle and his hawk companion Vedrfolnir, who sits between his eyes. The two stare deep into the Norse cosmos, perhaps representing insight and awareness. Ratatosk is a squirrel who runs up and down the world tree to carry messages between the unnamed eagle and Níðhöggr the wyrm. This mischievous critter is said to stir trouble between the all knowing eagle and the world hungry dragon.Among the branches of the Great Ash tree live four stags known as Dáinn, Dvalinn, Duneyrr and Duraþrór. These ravenous beasts eat the branches of the World Tree, perhaps representing the four seasons. When they eat too much, winter ensues, when they are full, the leaves grow thick and lush in the midst of summer.Perhaps the most important guardians of Yggdrasil are the three Norns (witches) who lives at the well Urd (below Midgard). Their names are Urd “past”, Verdani “present” and Skuld “future”. These three hags are the goddesses of fate, who spend most their time spinning the threads of life, deciding the fate of every human, animal and god. Every day the Norns will also carry water from Urd’s well, and pour it over Yggdrasil. The water from the well is of vital importance to keep the tree green and healthy. It is the Norns who foretold Ragnarok, the twilight of the Gods and the fall of Yggdrasil. It is said that Ragnarok will begin when the wolf, Fenrir, son of Loki, breaks free of his imprisonment. This will lead to a chain reaction of events including the Midgard snake Jormungandr rising from the sea and a wolf (known as Skoll) devouring the sun, and his brother Hati, eating the moon, plunging the earth into darkness. The stars will vanish from the sky. Everything will come to a head in a huge battle that draws in all the races of the nine worlds. It will conclude with Surter, king of the fire giants, setting fire to the great Yggdrasil. The nine worlds will burn, and friends and foes alike will perish, culminating with the earth sinking deep into the abyss of the sea.
Hot Air: THE HUMAN
 ODYSSEY
 YGGDRASIL: THE WORLD TREE i
 Designed by
 Simon E. Davies
 Mani, God of
 The Moon
 Sol, Goddess
 of The Sun
 Dvalin
 Vedrfolnir and the Great Eagle
 Hati
 Sköll .
 Wolf
 Ratatosk
 Wolf
 The Squirrel
 Dain
 Odin, King
 Duneyr
 The Aesir
 Gods of
 Civilisation
 Valhalla
 Hall of the
 Njöror
 King of
 the Vanir
 ASGARD
 the Elves
 Elvish
 People
 Heimdall
 Watchman
 of the Gods
 Bifröst the
 Rainbow
 Bridge
 The Vanir:
 Fertility
 Gods
 ALFHEIM
 VANAHEIM
 Formation
 Of the stars
 Mortal
 Realm
 Court of
 Justice
 Níõhöggr,
 Ice Dragon
 MIDGARD
 The Eternal
 Flame
 Spring of
 Hvergelmir
 Midgard Ocean
 Surtur, King
 of the Fire
 Giants
 NIFELHEIM
 children
 of the mist
 MUSPELHEIM
 Jörmungandr
 The Midgard
 Serpent
 Realm of
 Fire Giants
 Well of
 Realm of
 Frost Giants
 The
 Norns
 Swans
 Of Urd
 Giants
 Homeland
 Nidavelli
 Land of
 Dwarves
 JOTUNHEIM
 Svartalfheim
 Realm of
 Lost Souls
 Eljudnir, Hall
 of the Dead
 HELHEIM
 Well of
 Mimir
 Hel, Goddess
 Of the Dead
hedendom:

Yggdrasil, the World TreeBy Simon E. Davies of Human Odyssey
In the beginning of the Norse cosmos, there existed an eternal Void, known as Ginnungagap. Out of this nothingness sprang Yggdrasil, a huge Ash tree. Its newly emerging branches held two primordial worlds; Niflheim, a world of ice  frost, and Muspellheim, a realm of molten fire. When a spring erupted from Nifelheim (known as Hvergelmir), it created a river which crossed the void into Muspellheim. Here, the hot air scorched the freezing river creating a new world, known as Jotunheim, land of the giants. From this bloodline of primordial beings came Odin, Vili and Ve, who despised the father of giants who ruled his people with malice and brutality. When the chance came, the brothers slew the frost giant, and from his body they created Midgard, a world of mortals. Surrounding this realm they placed a great ocean which nourished the roots of the great tree. Yggdrasil grew ever higher, forming a new realm called Asgard, which is located on the highest branch of the world tree. This was where Odin, king of the Aesir would take his people to settle a new civilisation. It was said this race of gods brought culture and technology to the world of mortals via a great causeway called Bifrost.Bifrost was a burning rainbow bridge, connecting Midgard (the world of mortals) with Asgard. This colourful overpass emerged from Himinbjörg, a mountain hall guarded over by the ever-vigilant Heimdall. This watchmen of the gods kept an eye on the mortals below, making sure no giants breached their homeland.As Yggdrasil continued to grow, a new land emerged on one of its branches called Vanaheim. It was a land full of luscious forests and wild meadows. From this primal wilderness emerged a race of gods known as the Vanir. This tribal people lived near the coast, ruled by Njörðr, a seafaring god who loved wealth and magic, a trait common among his people. A great tension broke out between the Vanir and the Aesir resulting in a long winded war. It eventually ended in a stalemate, so many of the gods sent their families as hostages to the opposing tribe to help bring them closer together. Njörðr’s son, Freyr, was placed in charge of Alfheim, homeland of the Elves. This class of god-like beings were said to be “more beautiful than the sun.”These elves were also linked to another realm far below the Earth. Legend says a tribe from Alfheim were exiled from their homeland many eons ago, and eventually sought refuge with the dwarves of the underworld. These subterranean beings had build their homes around the roots of Yggdrasil, carving a network of labyrinths, mines and forges for their empire. They called it Niðavellir, and the elves, who skin eventually became black as night, called it Svartalfar.  All the beings of Yggdrasil, mortals, gods, dwarves and elves would eventually die, and their souls were destined for several realms. If the Aesir died valiantly in battle, they would find rest in Valhalla, for all others, Helheim was their inevitable destination. This dark and gloomy abode resided at the tip of Yggdrasil’s deepest root. This afterlife was ruled over by Loki’s daughter Hel, a strange being who was half black and half flesh-coloured, characterised by a gloomy, downcast appearance. There are a number of sacred creatures which live within Yggdrasil. this includes the monstrous wyrm Níðhöggr who gnaws at the roots of Nifelheim, weakening the great tree of Yggdrasil. This frost dragon was also known for eating the corpses of the Nifelheim when found guilty of murder, adultery and oath-breaking.Atop the highest branches of the world tree is perched a great eagle and his hawk companion Vedrfolnir, who sits between his eyes. The two stare deep into the Norse cosmos, perhaps representing insight and awareness. Ratatosk is a squirrel who runs up and down the world tree to carry messages between the unnamed eagle and Níðhöggr the wyrm. This mischievous critter is said to stir trouble between the all knowing eagle and the world hungry dragon.Among the branches of the Great Ash tree live four stags known as Dáinn, Dvalinn, Duneyrr and Duraþrór. These ravenous beasts eat the branches of the World Tree, perhaps representing the four seasons. When they eat too much, winter ensues, when they are full, the leaves grow thick and lush in the midst of summer.Perhaps the most important guardians of Yggdrasil are the three Norns (witches) who lives at the well Urd (below Midgard). Their names are Urd “past”, Verdani “present” and Skuld “future”. These three hags are the goddesses of fate, who spend most their time spinning the threads of life, deciding the fate of every human, animal and god. Every day the Norns will also carry water from Urd’s well, and pour it over Yggdrasil. The water from the well is of vital importance to keep the tree green and healthy. It is the Norns who foretold Ragnarok, the twilight of the Gods and the fall of Yggdrasil. It is said that Ragnarok will begin when the wolf, Fenrir, son of Loki, breaks free of his imprisonment. This will lead to a chain reaction of events including the Midgard snake Jormungandr rising from the sea and a wolf (known as Skoll) devouring the sun, and his brother Hati, eating the moon, plunging the earth into darkness. The stars will vanish from the sky. Everything will come to a head in a huge battle that draws in all the races of the nine worlds. It will conclude with Surter, king of the fire giants, setting fire to the great Yggdrasil. The nine worlds will burn, and friends and foes alike will perish, culminating with the earth sinking deep into the abyss of the sea.

hedendom: Yggdrasil, the World TreeBy Simon E. Davies of Human Odyssey In the beginning of the Norse cosmos, there existed an eternal Vo...

Hot Air: THE LIMITS OF THE HUMAN BODY When a person's core body temperature hits 107.6° F heatstroke can't be reversed and will prove fatal BODY HEAT 107.6° F COLD WATER: 40° F HOT AIR: 300° F HIGH ALTITUDE:fee.Athough highland dwellers have adapted 15,000 FEET Water saps body heat. A person would last barely 30 minutes in a 40° F sea In a burning building or a deep mine adults can survive 10 minutes at 300° F. Although children soon succumb in a 120° F car. Consciousness fades for most people at 15,000 have larger lungs and more red blood cells so they can survive STARVATION: 45 DAYS If a person loses 30% of their body weight, death i imminent. Although, disease would probably kill a person before they have a chance to starve When diving deep without equipment most people DIVING DEEP: 282 FEET black out before reaching 2 minutes once they are below 60 feet. The best free diver made it to 282 feet before blacking out LACK OF Typically, a person would pass out after 2 minutes without oxygen. With training, people can hold their breath for nearly 11 minutes 11 MINUTES BLOOD LOSS: 40% A person can survive after losing 30% of their blood. After losing 40% of your blood a person would need an immediate blood transfusion DEHYDRATION: 7 DAYS Every cell in a person's body needs water. Without being able to replace the quart of water a person loses per day, a person will not last more than a week at most Soda Pop Aue <p><a href="http://celebrenithil.tumblr.com/post/99250179440/oceanplait-superwholockey-tanzanator" class="tumblr_blog">celebrenithil</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://oceanplait.tumblr.com/post/75219727489/superwholockey-tanzanator">oceanplait</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://superwholockey.tumblr.com/post/74075310648/tanzanator-bookworm-for-life-limits-of-the">superwholockey</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tanzanator.tumblr.com/post/73999986504">tanzanator</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://bookworm-for-life.tumblr.com/post/67756185521/limits-of-the-human-body-by-soda-pop-avenue-i">bookworm-for-life</a>:</p> <blockquote> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://macapan.tumblr.com/post/67437718878">macapan</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://sodapopave.com/soda-pop-ave/2013/10/21/the-limits-of-the-human-body">Limits<em> of the Human Body</em></a> by Soda Pop Avenue</p> </blockquote> </blockquote> <p><em><strong>I am a writer</strong></em> I say as I reblog this</p> </blockquote> <p>i am an a R TIST</p> </blockquote> <p>FUCK THIS I’M A MURDERER</p> </blockquote> <div>Hey, I just like to know my limits.</div> </blockquote> <p>In the metric system:</p> <p>BODY HEAT: 42ºC</p> <p>COLD WATER: 4.4ºC</p> <p>HOT AIR: 148.9ºC ( […]children soon succumb in a 48ºC car.)</p> <p>HIGH ALTITUDE: 4572 m</p> <p>DIVING DEEP: 86 m ([…] below 18.3 m.)</p> </blockquote>
Hot Air: THE LIMITS OF THE HUMAN BODY
 When a person's core body temperature hits
 107.6° F heatstroke can't be reversed and will
 prove fatal
 BODY HEAT
 107.6° F
 COLD WATER:
 40° F
 HOT AIR:
 300° F
 HIGH ALTITUDE:fee.Athough highland dwellers have adapted
 15,000 FEET
 Water saps body heat. A person would last
 barely 30 minutes in a 40° F sea
 In a burning building or a deep mine adults can
 survive 10 minutes at 300° F. Although
 children soon succumb in a 120° F car.
 Consciousness fades for most people at 15,000
 have larger lungs and more red blood cells so they
 can survive
 STARVATION:
 45 DAYS
 If a person loses 30% of their body weight, death i
 imminent. Although, disease would probably kill a
 person before they have a chance to starve
 When diving deep without equipment most people
 DIVING DEEP:
 282 FEET
 black out before reaching 2 minutes once they are
 below 60 feet. The best free diver made it to 282
 feet before blacking out
 LACK OF
 Typically, a person would pass out after 2
 minutes without oxygen. With training, people
 can hold their breath for nearly 11 minutes
 11 MINUTES
 BLOOD LOSS:
 40%
 A person can survive after losing 30% of their
 blood. After losing 40% of your blood a person
 would need an immediate blood transfusion
 DEHYDRATION:
 7 DAYS
 Every cell in a person's body needs water.
 Without being able to replace the quart of
 water a person loses per day, a person will not
 last more than a week at most
 Soda Pop Aue
<p><a href="http://celebrenithil.tumblr.com/post/99250179440/oceanplait-superwholockey-tanzanator" class="tumblr_blog">celebrenithil</a>:</p><blockquote>
<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://oceanplait.tumblr.com/post/75219727489/superwholockey-tanzanator">oceanplait</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://superwholockey.tumblr.com/post/74075310648/tanzanator-bookworm-for-life-limits-of-the">superwholockey</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tanzanator.tumblr.com/post/73999986504">tanzanator</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://bookworm-for-life.tumblr.com/post/67756185521/limits-of-the-human-body-by-soda-pop-avenue-i">bookworm-for-life</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<blockquote>
<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://macapan.tumblr.com/post/67437718878">macapan</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://sodapopave.com/soda-pop-ave/2013/10/21/the-limits-of-the-human-body">Limits<em> of the Human Body</em></a> by Soda Pop Avenue</p>
</blockquote>
</blockquote>
<p><em><strong>I am a writer</strong></em> I say as I reblog this</p>
</blockquote>
<p>i am an a R TIST</p>
</blockquote>
<p>FUCK THIS I’M A MURDERER</p>
</blockquote>
<div>Hey, I just like to know my limits.</div>
</blockquote>
<p>In the metric system:</p>
<p>BODY HEAT: 42ºC</p>
<p>COLD WATER: 4.4ºC</p>
<p>HOT AIR: 148.9ºC ( […]children soon succumb in a 48ºC car.)</p>
<p>HIGH ALTITUDE: 4572 m</p>
<p>DIVING DEEP: 86 m ([…] below 18.3 m.)</p>
</blockquote>

<p><a href="http://celebrenithil.tumblr.com/post/99250179440/oceanplait-superwholockey-tanzanator" class="tumblr_blog">celebrenithil</a>:...

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Hot Air: forind whasever it wwas that
 ancd engenough Hor patience, the smile whe has plastered on
 She talks o heswelf a lot
 Sikit he's Ascer.py ond yc," worst Adm to a" aw.ppy. She telas terveit Ο
 ime he neesds. Thst she will enceerage him to keep doing what he's
 tiven ir she doesn't know what the hell he in doing
 ter hands grip the Meering wheel. The an is jarring. almost
 blincling -a ietle too brilliant- as she fhes dows twe awoy. es a
 at rwo o'clock, and she', υσ ror the
 A whole week. An eternity if be sends her home
 in a few hours
 She has a few things in a bag. but she doesn't know
 if she will be staying or going. She has no idea what to expect
 Which works out just fine, beeause living wi
 r specialty of hers.
 She tells herself there is nothing ahead, but
 she doesn't eare too much about what she's left behind either
 and dhat means
 she's driving through the middle of some sort c
 She keeps driving. Eyes straight ahead. Breath tentatively held. The top is down on the Mustang,
 snd she lts the som poà agai
 she sits to get so
 seeping into her. Finally She chalks up
 her bare arms. The simple, blue jersey dress she wears comes to
 above her knees, and she has hiked it up as
 sun on her thighs. Her skin has been cold for so long, but right now the late June heat i
 lack of shivering to the weather and not to the fact that she is heading there. To him
 The wind whips her hair. It's longer than it had been when he'd last seen it. It falls just p
 past her shoulders, and even tugged iw
 messy ponytail right now, strands lash at her race. Her sunglasses are aviaom, and ier Si
 need it out here. Of course she won't, but she brings it anyways. Maybe it's just the most tangible
 she won't, but she
 hold ornto.
 She doesn't have much to hold onto these days.
 What she needs is the air. She is desperate for the thick, hot air that sinks into her. Her eyelids are heavy, lulled by the
 drive and the surprising lack of traffic
 The heat is relentless.
 It is everywh
 melted and the spring
 came, sh
 inside of her. Her gut is still cold. Frigid. Even after the snow
 Arsenio BahHambug @ArsenioB_Ham 4h
 Someone at my work (no way to know who) printed out a 300-page
 Law&Order: SVU fanfic on the office printer.
 741.6K 2.6K