🔥 25+ Best Memes About How Long

Bitch, Come Over, and Funny: Come over I can't, NFL season starts today. GNFL MEMES No one is home and I'm horny. Bitch do you know how many games there are today? Do you realize how long I've been waiting for this? Go cheat Idgaf. Lmao

Lmao

Girl Memes, Sleep, and How: friend: how long did you sleep for? me: 8 friend: hours? me: minutes Me

Me

Love, Memes, and How To: And I have no rdlea because I cant read ere doir In 10 or 11 years when she gets the joke, she's gonna love this photo. How long do you think it takes a child to learn how to read Follow @crazyjewishmom I love her page!!

Follow @crazyjewishmom I love her page!!

Doug, Time, and How: Doug Mataconis dmataconis That's not how this works That's not how any of this works An orchestra of 120 players takes 40 minutes to play Beethoven's 9 Symphony. How long would it take for 60 players to play the symphony? 5. Let P be number of players and T the time playing. 5:06 PM 09 Oct 17 7,833 Retweets 13.4K Likes Es un problema para diferenciar entre calculadoras loro y mentes pensantes

Es un problema para diferenciar entre calculadoras loro y mentes pensantes

Uber, Okay, and Stars: kb @kbnoswag Asked my uber driver how long he's been uber drivin started" and then I laughed and then he didn't laugh & then we rode in silence for 10 minutes and then l sneezed & he said "what was that sound you just made" and I said "a sneeze" & he said "okay". 5 stars 5/20/18, 12:14 AM g and he said " never

Love, Forever, and Hearts: If two hearts are meant to be together, no matter how long it takes, how far they go, how tough it seems, fate will bring them together to share their love forever.

Bitch, Come Over, and Horny: Men currently LTE 20 Babe Come over I can't, NFL season starts today @NFL MEMES No one is home and I'm horny Bitch do you know how many games there are today? Do you realize how long I've been waiting for this? Go cheat ldgaf Delivered 😂😂

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Struggle, The Real, and Texts: When you throw out the packaging of a microwave dinner and immediately forget how long to microwave it for The sacred texts The real struggle 😭😂 https://t.co/KuqBgMRZwQ

The real struggle 😭😂 https://t.co/KuqBgMRZwQ

Bitch, Come Over, and Football: Come over l can't, NFL season starts today ONFL MEMES No one is home and I'm horny. Bitch do you know how many games there are today? Do you realize how long I've been waiting for this? Go cheat Idgaf. When Football is life...🏈😩😂 @NFL_Memes https://t.co/OHaMq1mHgY

When Football is life...🏈😩😂 @NFL_Memes https://t.co/OHaMq1mHgY

Memes, Animal, and Fuck: Tempa @QuickTempaa You ever wonder how the Fuck these videographers get this animal footage? Like l just watched a legit battle for territory between ants. How long was he posted up on the floor before he realized a war was gonna take place? How was he there before it started? Did he fund the war We need a NatGeo whistle blower to come forward and drop dimes on how they’re starting all these animal wars.

We need a NatGeo whistle blower to come forward and drop dimes on how they’re starting all these animal wars.

Ironic, Animal, and Fuck: Tempa @QuickTempaa You ever wonder how the Fuck these videographers get this animal footage? Like l just watched a legit battle for territory between ants. How long was he posted up on the floor before he realized a war was gonna take place? How was he there before it started? Did he fund the war 🤣

🤣

Funny, Animal, and Fuck: Tempa @QuickTempaa You ever wonder how the Fuck these videographers get this animal footage? Like ljust watched a legit battle for territory between ants. How long was he posted up on the floor before he realized a war was gonna take place? How was he there before it started? Did he fund the war HOW DO YOU DO IT @natgeo

HOW DO YOU DO IT @natgeo

Love, Memes, and Forever: If two hearts are meant to be together, no matter how long it takes, how far they go, how tough it seems, fate will bring them fogefher fo share their love forever.

Funny, Math, and How: "If you're going 80 miles per hour How long will it take you to go 80 miles?" ME: Do the math😂😂

Do the math😂😂

Weird, Narcissistic, and Classical Art: sian @uncoolestgirl weird how selfies are narcissistic when men literally had portraits painted of them in dressing gowns to show how long they spent thinking 3:23 AM-9 Apr 2015 4,590 Retweets 7,191 Likes

Funny, Math, and How: @SheLovesZiggyy "If you're going 80 miles per hour, How long will it take you to go 80 miles?" ME: Do the math 😂

Do the math 😂

Food, Memes, and Money: Arriaga @MarcoTGE And remember, Your server is not responsible for how long your food is taking to cook. G OWILLENT TJ :B @tuggamane And remember, your customer is not responsible for the money your employer doesn't wanna pay you 😂Facts

😂Facts

Fucking, God, and Life: Sure you got enough eggs? Yeah Iwanted tobe safe,so lorderedagross. AGROSS!p Stu;thats144eggs Oops 1370510: mallninjacode: scotchtapeofficial: transgirlcyberpunk: leftclausewitz: omny87: omny87: Stu, let me ask you a question: how did you not realize until then that you had too many eggs? Nobody sells eggs in a big cloth-covered basket, so you must have done that yourself. That means you spent god-knows-how-long opening up twelve whole cartons of eggs, carefully placing each egg one-by-one inside a big basket, and then covering it with a big picnic cloth… and at no point- at no point- did you ever stop and think “gee, there might be TOO MANY FUCKING EGGS HERE” You really have lost control of your life. I may have gone overboard with this @koheles We’re entering a brave new world of memes that require a working knowledge of the history of memes to continue making memes even the grater lol

1370510: mallninjacode: scotchtapeofficial: transgirlcyberpunk: leftclausewitz: omny87: omny87: Stu, let me ask you a question: how d...

Girl Memes, How, and Will: @SheLovesZiggyy "If you're going 80 miles per hour, How long will t take you to go 80 miles?" ME: 😂😂😂😂😂😂

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Gym, Memes, and Infinity: When your natty friend asks you how long in the gym before they can look like you PACC LIG HTYEAR to infinity IG: @thegainz and beyaad 😌

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Memes, Rocky, and Rocky Balboa: How long before the statue of Rocky Balboa gets pulled down? He beat up 3 black men AND a communist. (GC)

(GC)

Memes, Brain, and Cool: HUMAN BODY: I can grow a fully formed human baby in like 9 months I'm talking brain, functioning respiratory system, eyeballs, everything ME: Cool, cool. How long will it take for my twisted ankle to feel better? HUMAN BODY: 7 years and it will never be the same. sry that’s just the way it is!!!!!! (@romper)

sry that’s just the way it is!!!!!! (@romper)

Af, Memes, and Been: This is accurate AF t @FunnyHoodVidz Yes, Iknow how long you' been holding, and I don't care

Memes, Rocky, and Rocky Balboa: How long before the statue of Rocky Balboa gets pulled down? He beat up 3 black men AND a communist.

Dank, Fucking, and Lol: izzy finch @finch_izzy How long is her fucking lunch break EO @C2Mhud out hiking with my gf on her lunch break...most people don't see this side of Illinois es lol

lol

Fake, Memes, and Smoking: me trying to figure out how long i can stay in the bathroom at work without getting fired 1 cos 0 2 cot-= cse 0 + coto 1 +cos cos 6 sina coSO cin D Bathroom visits and fake smoking breaks are just part of my culture.

Bathroom visits and fake smoking breaks are just part of my culture.

Blackpeopletwitter, Life, and Virgin: Lil Bill The Virgin @trying_2Succeed How long these shits been out? John Evans @Distinctboxes Tree-kangaroos are a lot like regular kangaroos, except they're twice as fluffy, and almost resemble small tree- dwelling bears. Pics. Carters I have never seen that animal in my life (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)

I have never seen that animal in my life (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)

Memes, Virgin, and Bears: John Evans @Distinctboxes Tree-kangaroos are a lot like regular kangaroos, except they're twice as fluffy, and almost resemble small tree- dwelling bears. Pics. Carters Lil Bill The Virgin @trying_2Succeed How long these shits been out? Nature is amazing 😍

Nature is amazing 😍

Brain, Cool, and Never: HUMAN BODY: I can grow a fully formed human baby in like 9 months. I'm talking brain, functioning respiratory system, eyeballs, everything. ME: Cool, cool. How long will it take for my twisted ankle to feel better? HUMAN BODY: 7 years and it will never be the same.

Dank Memes, Texts, and How: When you throw out the packaging of a microwave dinner and immediately forget how long to microwave it for The sacred texts Throw the whole microwave away or cook in 30 sec intervals No in between

Throw the whole microwave away or cook in 30 sec intervals No in between

Driving, Drunk, and Funny: gary from teen mom @garyfromteenmom sober in an uber: hi drunk in an uber: so how long u been driving for uber "Seems like a pretty lucrative way to make some extra cash. How much do you usually make per trip, if you don't mind me asking? I've thought about getting into it myself, but my car is always a mess lol ;)~" (@gary_from_teen_mom)

"Seems like a pretty lucrative way to make some extra cash. How much do you usually make per trip, if you don't mind me asking? I've thought...

Funny, Lol, and How: How long should a "quickie" last? Comment below lol

Comment below lol

Memes, Work, and Fuck: Come on Abby, what the fuck? DQ ABBY YOU NEED TO SHOW UP FOR WORK Smoochies MADE WITH MOMUS @highfiveexpert How long do I have to wait for rainbow sprinkles, Abby?!

How long do I have to wait for rainbow sprinkles, Abby?!

Funny, Lol, and How: @jamesaveli When you tell her "don't move" while you go get the towel Que hay? @ohsugaaa We need a caption for this lol Let’s have a real talk how long yall be lasting don’t front

Let’s have a real talk how long yall be lasting don’t front

Memes, Good, and Sober: It feels good to be sober again. But, man, how long have we been sitting here, right? 12 seconds and youfre in the wrong booth. OURLASTFOREVER Who remembers? 😂 #HIMYM https://t.co/lmggR9GHty

Who remembers? 😂 #HIMYM https://t.co/lmggR9GHty

Beyonce, Love, and Tumblr: The Hill @thehill HILL Follow Vogue cover to be shot by black photographer for first time, thanks to Beyon reporihill.cm/QxH5aQO DA I DA 1:13 PM-30 Jul 2018 1.018 Retweets 2878 Likes George M Johnson @lamGMJohnson Following ONE HUNDRED TWENTY SIX YEARS Is how long Voque magazine went w/o a cover by a Black photographer They love our culture but not our folks Γ I D A L The Hill@thehil Hill Vogue cover to be shot by black photographer for first time, thanks to Beyoncé: report hill.cm/QxH5aQo 2:13 PM-30 Jul 2018 from Brooklyn, NY 16,169 Retweets 43,852 Likes <a href="http://uncommonbish.tumblr.com/post/176509282577/are-we-surprised-though" class="tumblr_blog">uncommonbish</a>: <blockquote>Are we surprised though?</blockquote> Why exactly does the race of the person behind the camera matter?

<a href="http://uncommonbish.tumblr.com/post/176509282577/are-we-surprised-though" class="tumblr_blog">uncommonbish</a>: <blockquote...

Gif, Jay, and Jay Z: approximately how long you should be mad over a nigga ebony, 21 i k arlem new yor GIF Alexa, please play "On to the Next" by Jay Z shepost♻♻ dmfiles @c_the_nerd_

Alexa, please play "On to the Next" by Jay Z shepost♻♻ dmfiles @c_the_nerd_

Google, Videos, and Angel: Google lil uzi vert age ALL IMAGESEWS VIDEOS Lil Uzi Vert Age 24 years July 31, 1994 how long do angels live ALL IMAGES MAPS Angel / Lifespan Forever

Eminem, Google, and News: Google a how old is eminem ALL IMAGES SHOPPING NEWS Eminem Age 45 years October 17, 1972 Google Q how long do m&ms live ALL NEWS IMAGES VIDEOS M m&m's/ Lifespan 44 46 years Yeet

Yeet

America, Hillary Clinton, and Memes: Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump How long did it take your staff of 823 people to think that up--and where are your 33,000 emails that you deleted? Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton Delete your account. twitter.com/ realDonaldTrum... 6/9/16, 3:40 PM TRUMP IS A MADMAN!😂😂😂😂 presidenttrump resist stupidliberals merica america stupiddemocrats donaldtrump guncontrol patriot trump yeeyee presidentdonaldtrump draintheswamp makeamericagreatagain trumptrain triggered ------------------ FOLLOW👉🏼 @conservative.american 👈🏼 FOR MORE🇺🇸🇺🇸

TRUMP IS A MADMAN!😂😂😂😂 presidenttrump resist stupidliberals merica america stupiddemocrats donaldtrump guncontrol patriot trump yeeyee presi...

Saw, Best, and Been: Millie Payne @_milliepayne Those friendships where nothing changes regardless of how long it's been since you last spoke/saw each other are the best Real talk 💯 https://t.co/iaqTS1sGjf

Real talk 💯 https://t.co/iaqTS1sGjf

Life, Smile, and Water: A psychologist walked around a room while teaching stress management to an audience. As she raised a glass of water, everyone expected they'd be asked the "half empty or half full" question. Instead, with a smile on her face, she inquired: "How heavy is this glass of water?" Answers called out ranged from 8 oz. to 20 oz. She replied, "The absolute weight doesn't matter. It depends on how long I hold it. If I hold it for a minute, it's not a problem. If I hold it for an hour, I'll have an ache in my arm. If I hold it for a day, my arm will feel numb and paralyzed. In each case, the weight of the glass doesn't change, but the longer I hold it, the heavier it becomes." She continued, "The stresses and worries in life are like that glass of water. Think about them for a while and nothing happens. Think about them a bit longer and they begin to hurt. And if you think about them all day long, you will feel paralyzed incapable of doing anything." Remember to put the glass down. Jimmy Harmon wordables.

Bad, Bad Day, and Children: Me Cool Moms Last week, I experienced what was to become my new most embarrassing moment. I thought I'd share because everyone needs a good laugh. Please, feel free to share, and we can all laugh and laugh and laugh, while I have flashbacks episodes every time a bird flies by. First, some background. My sister and I have a running joke about how we're not, and never will be, one of the "cool moms." You know the ones I mean. They're never late to things. They just have the "look." They're cool. They know just what to say in social situations, and their children don't do weird things like drink spilled juice off the store floor (another true story). So, I've accepted that I will never be a cool mom. I'm totally fine with that. I'm embracing it. Being cool is way too much work. At swim lessons, we have noticed there is a very clear distinction between the cool moms and the uncool moms. The cool moms arrive 15 minutes early, take them to the restroom, make sure their towel is neatly folded and waiting for them inside the designer beach bag. These moms sit in the sun and soak up the rays, adding to their gorgeous tans. Somehow, after sitting in the blazing sun for an hour, their hair is still perfect AND THEY DO NOT SWEAT. So those are the cool moms. This is me: I get to swim lessons as class is starting, shove whichever kid happens to have a class that hour out of the car without shoes or a shirt and tell them to go get in the water. I tell my other kids to grab the towels (that were still left in the car from lessons the day before), while I get Claire out and put whichever shoes happen to be in the floor on her feet, and then dig through the disgusting back seat to find a rubber band from Noah's rainbow loom so that I can put Claire's hair in a "messy bun," which is code for "I haven't brushed her hair in more days than I can count." I grab my coffee cup and spill coffee down my shirt (this happened more than twice) while reaching in to get the sack full of food and junk that I've thrown in it because we didn't have time to eat breakfast before we left the house. Inevitably, one of the bananas has been squished. I stop to question whether or not I’m wearing the same shirt I wore yesterday, and try to remember if I had spilled coffee on it yesterday. I walk past the cool moms, with two shoeless kids and one kid in polka dot rain boots, carrying my sack of food, coffee down my shirt, and head for the table that's underneath the small canopy that provides like 6 square feet of shade. I leave with sweat dripping down cracks I didn't even know I had. This happened every day for 4 weeks. No lie. SO, last Friday, I sit down. It was the last day of swim lessons, and things were looking pretty good. We weren't late, I hadn't spilled anything, and my kids had actually eaten, but I brought them snacks, like a good mom. I'm sitting back in a chair, trying to get in the shade more, and out of NOWHERE, a freaking bird flies at me AND LANDS ON MY CHEST. Now, this bird isn't just perching. It's flapping and squawking and freaking out. So, as one would expect, I start screaming. Remember, we're at swim lessons, outside, and it's fairly quiet. The kids are in the pool, all the parents are quietly talking. And then I scream. And scream. And try to hit the bird off of my chest. And scream some more. THE BIRD HAD LATCHED ONTO MY SHIRT WITH ITS FEET AND WAS FLAPPING MY FACE. MY FACE. I want you to picture this. A quiet pool. Cool moms lounging in the sun. People talking about how hot it was. And then out of nowhere, a grown woman piercing the silence with screaming, swatting at a bird flapping on her chest, squawking in her face. Just picture it. I don't know how long it stayed on there. It couldn't have been more than 15 seconds, but it felt like an eternity. An eternity of screaming and flailing and flapping and squawking -- the bird and I in perfect harmony with our movements and sounds. It finally flew away, and as I raised my face up to look around in shock, every single person in the entire place was staring at me. Everyone. The kids and the life guards in the pool, every parent, including the cool moms. Literally everyone. They were all staring at me with open mouths. And because I am so awkward, I couldn't do anything but laugh. Loudly. And for a long time. I was crying laughing. And then, a woman came out of the building next to the pool (the brick building with the closed door) because I had been screaming so loudly. She looked over at me, and sighed and said, "Dang. Was it the bird again?" As if this is a thing that happens. A completely normal, every day thing that happens. I have never been so embarrassed. I don't think I can ever look at birds again. The only thing I can think about is that I AM AN ADULT. This is absurd. These things don't happen to adults! Birds don't flap in the faces of adults. And that would NEVER happen to a cool mom. But this ridiculousness is my life. So if you have a friend that thinks they've had a bad day, just send them here. This will make them feel better. Seriously, you can share this with your friends, and maybe this ridiculous experience can make someone feel better about themselves. The final chapter to this story is that the bird flew back and landed on one of the chairs next to me, and my friends (who laughed and laughed at me) all started screaming, and one tried to shoo it away with a magazine, and the bird WALKED ONTO THE MAGAZINE! The lifeguard came over and said, “Here, I’ll take it to the park,” and held the magazine calmly and walked over to the park with it. The bird sat on the magazine the WHOLE way. (via Confessions of an Uncool Mom)

Last week, I experienced what was to become my new most embarrassing moment. I thought I'd share because everyone needs a good laugh. Please...

Fucking, Goals, and Instagram: Going tirough Messi's numbers thiroughouthis career and I always stop at 2012 and my jaw drops. I try to not be biased in my reporting, but how the fuck does someone manage to score 91 goals and get 29 assists in 69 games? it's un-fucking-heard of INSTAGRAM.COM/ FOOTBALLMEMESINSTA AM mESSI 10 For how long will this record last? 🅰️ FOREVER 🅱️ (comment how many years)

For how long will this record last? 🅰️ FOREVER 🅱️ (comment how many years)

Game of Thrones, Game, and Waiting...: WHEN SOMEONE ASKS YOU HOW LONG YOU'VE BEEN WAITING FOR GAME OF THRONES SEASON8 IG it's been 84 years…

Ass, Drunk, and Funny: how old is j cole ALL NEWS SHOPPING IMAGES VIDEOS J. Cole/Age 33 years January 28, 1985 IG:ano_chillbruh How long does trash live? ALL IMAGES VIDEOS NEWS MAPS Trash /Lifespan 1000 years Lower classifications and overview I’m bout drunk ass hell how y’all doing

I’m bout drunk ass hell how y’all doing

Guns, John Krasinski, and News: how old is john krasinski ALL NEWS IMAGES MAPS vi John Krasinski Age BLI 38 years October 20, 1979 Ic how long does a tuna live for ALL MAPS IMAGES SHOPPING 40 years *blows on finger guns* tunaaaaa

*blows on finger guns* tunaaaaa

Frank Ocean, News, and Shopping: frank ocean age ALL IMAGES NEWS VIDEOS Frank Ocean / Age CH AL 30 years October 28, 1987 how long do oceans I ive ALL IMAGES NEWS SHOPPING Ocean /Lifespan 25 30 years

John Krasinski, Memes, and News: how old is john krasinski X ALL NEWS IMAGES MAPS VID John Krasinski Age BLI 38 years October 20, 1979 IC how long does a tuna live for X ALL MAPS IMAGES SHOPPING 40 years 😭😭 https://t.co/ygUOTBA4RA

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John Krasinski, News, and Shopping: how old is john krasinski X ALL NEWS IMAGES MAPS VID John Krasinski Age BLI 38 years October 20, 1979 IC how long does a tuna live for X ALL MAPS IMAGES SHOPPING 40 years 😭😭 https://t.co/ygUOTBA4RA

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