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Dating, Desperate, and Future: *At my future wedding*
"Do you take this man to be your
lawfully wedded husband?"
Me to group chat:
OMG, do l say yes,
or is that too desperate?"
Dating these days has got me f*cked up like exactly how long r u supposed to play hard to get? Till you die? Bc so far I’ve lasted like 2 days lol I’m easy 🤷🏼♀️
![Dating, Desperate, and Future: *At my future wedding*
"Do you take this man to be your
lawfully wedded husband?"
Me to group chat:
OMG, do l say yes,
or is that too desperate?"
Dating these days has got me f*cked up like exactly how long r u supposed to play hard to get? Till you die? Bc so far I’ve lasted like 2 days lol I’m easy 🤷🏼♀️]()
Dating these days has got me f*cked up like exactly how long r u supposed to play hard to get? Till you die? Bc so far I’ve lasted like 2 da...
Doug, Time, and How: Doug Mataconis
dmataconis
That's not how this works
That's not how any of this
works
An orchestra of 120 players takes 40
minutes to play Beethoven's 9
Symphony. How long would it take for
60 players to play the symphony?
5.
Let P be number of players and T the
time playing.
5:06 PM 09 Oct 17
7,833 Retweets 13.4K Likes
Es un problema para diferenciar entre calculadoras loro y mentes pensantes
![Doug, Time, and How: Doug Mataconis
dmataconis
That's not how this works
That's not how any of this
works
An orchestra of 120 players takes 40
minutes to play Beethoven's 9
Symphony. How long would it take for
60 players to play the symphony?
5.
Let P be number of players and T the
time playing.
5:06 PM 09 Oct 17
7,833 Retweets 13.4K Likes
Es un problema para diferenciar entre calculadoras loro y mentes pensantes]()
Es un problema para diferenciar entre calculadoras loro y mentes pensantes
Bitch, Come Over, and Football: Come over
l can't, NFL season starts
today
ONFL MEMES
No one is home and I'm horny.
Bitch do you know how many
games there are today? Do you
realize how long I've been
waiting for this?
Go cheat Idgaf.
When Football is life...🏈😩😂 @NFL_Memes https://t.co/OHaMq1mHgY
![Bitch, Come Over, and Football: Come over
l can't, NFL season starts
today
ONFL MEMES
No one is home and I'm horny.
Bitch do you know how many
games there are today? Do you
realize how long I've been
waiting for this?
Go cheat Idgaf.
When Football is life...🏈😩😂 @NFL_Memes https://t.co/OHaMq1mHgY]()
When Football is life...🏈😩😂 @NFL_Memes https://t.co/OHaMq1mHgY
Fucking, God, and Life: Sure you got enough eggs?
Yeah
Iwanted tobe safe,so lorderedagross.
AGROSS!p
Stu;thats144eggs
Oops
1370510:
mallninjacode:
scotchtapeofficial:
transgirlcyberpunk:
leftclausewitz:
omny87:
omny87:
Stu, let me ask you a question: how did you not realize until then that you had too many eggs? Nobody sells eggs in a big cloth-covered basket, so you must have done that yourself. That means you spent god-knows-how-long opening up twelve whole cartons of eggs, carefully placing each egg one-by-one inside a big basket, and then covering it with a big picnic cloth… and at no point- at no point- did you ever stop and think “gee, there might be TOO MANY FUCKING EGGS HERE”
You really have lost control of your life.
I may have gone overboard with this
@koheles
We’re entering a brave new world of memes that require a working knowledge of the history of memes to continue making memes
even the grater lol
![Fucking, God, and Life: Sure you got enough eggs?
Yeah
Iwanted tobe safe,so lorderedagross.
AGROSS!p
Stu;thats144eggs
Oops
1370510:
mallninjacode:
scotchtapeofficial:
transgirlcyberpunk:
leftclausewitz:
omny87:
omny87:
Stu, let me ask you a question: how did you not realize until then that you had too many eggs? Nobody sells eggs in a big cloth-covered basket, so you must have done that yourself. That means you spent god-knows-how-long opening up twelve whole cartons of eggs, carefully placing each egg one-by-one inside a big basket, and then covering it with a big picnic cloth… and at no point- at no point- did you ever stop and think “gee, there might be TOO MANY FUCKING EGGS HERE”
You really have lost control of your life.
I may have gone overboard with this
@koheles
We’re entering a brave new world of memes that require a working knowledge of the history of memes to continue making memes
even the grater lol]()
1370510: mallninjacode: scotchtapeofficial: transgirlcyberpunk: leftclausewitz: omny87: omny87: Stu, let me ask you a question: how d...
Life, Memes, and Brain: HUMAN BODY: I can grow a fully
formed human baby in like 9 months.
I'm talking brain, functioning respiratory
system, eyeballs, everything
E: Cool, cool. How long will it take for
my twisted ankle to feel better?
HUMAN BODY: 7 years and it will never
be the same
Why is this life?! @crazyjewishmom for more @crazyjewishmom
![Life, Memes, and Brain: HUMAN BODY: I can grow a fully
formed human baby in like 9 months.
I'm talking brain, functioning respiratory
system, eyeballs, everything
E: Cool, cool. How long will it take for
my twisted ankle to feel better?
HUMAN BODY: 7 years and it will never
be the same
Why is this life?! @crazyjewishmom for more @crazyjewishmom]()
Why is this life?! @crazyjewishmom for more @crazyjewishmom
