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Bad, Beyonce, and Booty: If you don't pet him, you're a monster. Pic: reddit u/coal the slaw @DrSmashlove So yesterday I had about 12 hours of work to knock out and as the night got older, I had to leave the warm, familiar confines of my go-to Mom-and-Pop coffee joints that serve coffee made with love, care, affection and human warmth (and therefore close early so that they wonderful baristas can go act in plays and paint paintings and do other artsy tings that allow them to form doves and angels and birds in yo latte) and head to the barren desert land that is Starbucks, where they serve piping-hot burnt sludge-water brewed from the charcoal grains of Hell. Literally Starbucks got a long term supply agreement with Satan where they pay half they net revenue to ol dude with the red goat face and long tail and in return he supply them with coffee that shouldnโ€™t be served to maximum security prisoners bruv. BUT THEY OPEN 24-7 BECAUSE SATAN NEVER SLEEPS - HEโ€™S ALWAYS WREAKING HAVOC (except during Ramadan ๐Ÿค—๐Ÿ˜‚). Anyway so Iโ€™m there and they got the nerve. The cot damn NERVE...to play a playlist where Jay and Beyoncรฉ are followed by Johnny Cash which is followed by โ€œTill the Lights Come Onโ€ by Sun Rai (I had to Google the lyrics. No offense Sun Rai u probably a star of some sort but ya music sound like booty cheeks NO OFFENSE ๐Ÿค—). Who did this? Who is RESPONSIBLE for this? In addition to obtaining they coffee supply from Satan, do they also let him hook up the playlists? How Iโ€™m pose to concentrate when yโ€™all playing Jakob Dylan followed by Echosmith? I have ADD. Is this playlist meant to melt the remaining shred of sanity I have? Yโ€™all serve coffee thatโ€™s stronger than bad cocaine and yโ€™all play music that is jarring, discordant and unharmonious - combine the two and I now have the subtle urge to punch a baby ๐Ÿค—. Yโ€™all absolutely some criminals for this lmao. Change that mermaid on ya cup to Lucifer because this is the last time I ever fux with yโ€™all devilish establishment - AWAY FROM ME, SATAN! ๐Ÿค—๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
Bad, Beyonce, and Booty: If you don't pet him, you're a monster.
 Pic: reddit u/coal the slaw
 @DrSmashlove
So yesterday I had about 12 hours of work to knock out and as the night got older, I had to leave the warm, familiar confines of my go-to Mom-and-Pop coffee joints that serve coffee made with love, care, affection and human warmth (and therefore close early so that they wonderful baristas can go act in plays and paint paintings and do other artsy tings that allow them to form doves and angels and birds in yo latte) and head to the barren desert land that is Starbucks, where they serve piping-hot burnt sludge-water brewed from the charcoal grains of Hell. Literally Starbucks got a long term supply agreement with Satan where they pay half they net revenue to ol dude with the red goat face and long tail and in return he supply them with coffee that shouldnโ€™t be served to maximum security prisoners bruv. BUT THEY OPEN 24-7 BECAUSE SATAN NEVER SLEEPS - HEโ€™S ALWAYS WREAKING HAVOC (except during Ramadan ๐Ÿค—๐Ÿ˜‚). Anyway so Iโ€™m there and they got the nerve. The cot damn NERVE...to play a playlist where Jay and Beyoncรฉ are followed by Johnny Cash which is followed by โ€œTill the Lights Come Onโ€ by Sun Rai (I had to Google the lyrics. No offense Sun Rai u probably a star of some sort but ya music sound like booty cheeks NO OFFENSE ๐Ÿค—). Who did this? Who is RESPONSIBLE for this? In addition to obtaining they coffee supply from Satan, do they also let him hook up the playlists? How Iโ€™m pose to concentrate when yโ€™all playing Jakob Dylan followed by Echosmith? I have ADD. Is this playlist meant to melt the remaining shred of sanity I have? Yโ€™all serve coffee thatโ€™s stronger than bad cocaine and yโ€™all play music that is jarring, discordant and unharmonious - combine the two and I now have the subtle urge to punch a baby ๐Ÿค—. Yโ€™all absolutely some criminals for this lmao. Change that mermaid on ya cup to Lucifer because this is the last time I ever fux with yโ€™all devilish establishment - AWAY FROM ME, SATAN! ๐Ÿค—๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

So yesterday I had about 12 hours of work to knock out and as the night got older, I had to leave the warm, familiar confines of my go-to Mo...

Memes, Money, and The More You Know: MLLIONAIRE MENTO YOU GET PAID FOR YOUR VALUE, NOT TIME Whether you are an entrepreneur or a normal employee, we all need money to live on, entertain ourselves, travel the world, and just improve our lives in general. Yet, many complain why they donโ€™t make enough. One principle that will make you more money. ๐Ÿ‘‰To put it simply, you must give more value to the world to make more money. For instance, if you are a McDonaldโ€™s burger flipper, you probably make minimum wage and barely get by. On the other hand, if you are a neurosurgeon, you probably make 6 figures or more per year. Both may even work around the same amount of hours. Therefore, what we need to learn here is that we arenโ€™t paid for our time. We can go find just about any human being anywhere and pay them for just there time. We get paid for what we bring to each hour of the day. Our impact and how replaceable we are is what really makes our income grow or shrink. - To increase your income dramatically, impact more people in a positive way. If youโ€™re an average, minimum wage employee, get some experience, learn how other positions work, and try to apply for a higher level position. If you hate your current job, you could get a higher education to help qualify you for higher level jobs. The more you know and the more experience you get, the better chance you have of landing a more important position that makes a bigger impact on a company. Therefore, the company has to pay you more for your time. - Youโ€™re welcome! - value success millionairementor
Memes, Money, and The More You Know: MLLIONAIRE MENTO
 YOU GET PAID FOR
 YOUR VALUE, NOT TIME
Whether you are an entrepreneur or a normal employee, we all need money to live on, entertain ourselves, travel the world, and just improve our lives in general. Yet, many complain why they donโ€™t make enough. One principle that will make you more money. ๐Ÿ‘‰To put it simply, you must give more value to the world to make more money. For instance, if you are a McDonaldโ€™s burger flipper, you probably make minimum wage and barely get by. On the other hand, if you are a neurosurgeon, you probably make 6 figures or more per year. Both may even work around the same amount of hours. Therefore, what we need to learn here is that we arenโ€™t paid for our time. We can go find just about any human being anywhere and pay them for just there time. We get paid for what we bring to each hour of the day. Our impact and how replaceable we are is what really makes our income grow or shrink. - To increase your income dramatically, impact more people in a positive way. If youโ€™re an average, minimum wage employee, get some experience, learn how other positions work, and try to apply for a higher level position. If you hate your current job, you could get a higher education to help qualify you for higher level jobs. The more you know and the more experience you get, the better chance you have of landing a more important position that makes a bigger impact on a company. Therefore, the company has to pay you more for your time. - Youโ€™re welcome! - value success millionairementor

Whether you are an entrepreneur or a normal employee, we all need money to live on, entertain ourselves, travel the world, and just improve ...

Amazon, Bad, and Be Like: My first Halloween without a husband, but I still have a good couples' costume. Pic: reddit u/Tela99 @DrSmashlove I DONโ€™T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THIS WOMAN BUT Iโ€™VE ALREADY CREATED AN ENTIRE NARRATIVE IN MY HEAD THAT HER NAME IS HOLLY AND SHE LIVES IN SEATTLE AND HER FAVORITE SPOT TO ENJOY A CRAFT BEER IS STOUP BREWING AND SHEโ€™S A CONTRACTOR FOR AMAZON WHO WORKS FROM HOME AND ENJOYS HIKES WITH HER PUP. ALSO Iโ€™VE DETERMINED THAT HER EX WHOSE NAME IS DEFINITELY STEVE IS AN UGLY, MEAN PERSON WHO SH!TTED ON HER. SADLY WHEN MY IMAGINATION RUNS WILD LIKE THIS I COULD BE ABSOLUTELY WRONG BUT ITโ€™S REALLY HARD TO DISABUSE ME OF MY IMAGINATIONS LIKE STEVEโ€™S BEST FRIEND RICK COULD DM ME LIKE โ€œYeah, ok, first of all, โ€˜funnymanโ€™...Her name is Lisa. Second, my best friendโ€™s name is Jim. Third, Jim is a saint - he runs a small soup kitchen for Seattleโ€™s homeless. Fourth, Lisa is the most vapid, miserable human Iโ€™ve ever met. We were horrified when Jim married Lisa. Dude...sheโ€™s wearing UGGS in the pic. Did that not tip you off(?)โ€ AND Iโ€™D BE LIKE โ€œTHANK U RICK BUT FIRST OF ALL HEโ€™S STEVE AND SECOND OF ALL YOUR NAME ISNโ€™T RICK ITโ€™S JULIUS AND THIRD OF ALL JULIUS IN MY IMAGINATION YOUโ€™RE A BAD INFLUENCE WHO TOOK STEVE TO BOYโ€™S WEEKENDS IN VEGAS WHERE U AND HIM DID TERRIBLE THINGS WHILE HOLLY WAS AT HOME CRYING INTO HER STOUP BEER PLEASE DONโ€™T CONTACT ME ANY LONGER BLESS UPโ€ WhatsWrongWithMe alot BlessUpHolly LoveYouMama ๐Ÿค—๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
Amazon, Bad, and Be Like: My first Halloween without a husband, but I
 still have a good couples' costume.
 Pic: reddit u/Tela99
 @DrSmashlove
I DONโ€™T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THIS WOMAN BUT Iโ€™VE ALREADY CREATED AN ENTIRE NARRATIVE IN MY HEAD THAT HER NAME IS HOLLY AND SHE LIVES IN SEATTLE AND HER FAVORITE SPOT TO ENJOY A CRAFT BEER IS STOUP BREWING AND SHEโ€™S A CONTRACTOR FOR AMAZON WHO WORKS FROM HOME AND ENJOYS HIKES WITH HER PUP. ALSO Iโ€™VE DETERMINED THAT HER EX WHOSE NAME IS DEFINITELY STEVE IS AN UGLY, MEAN PERSON WHO SH!TTED ON HER. SADLY WHEN MY IMAGINATION RUNS WILD LIKE THIS I COULD BE ABSOLUTELY WRONG BUT ITโ€™S REALLY HARD TO DISABUSE ME OF MY IMAGINATIONS LIKE STEVEโ€™S BEST FRIEND RICK COULD DM ME LIKE โ€œYeah, ok, first of all, โ€˜funnymanโ€™...Her name is Lisa. Second, my best friendโ€™s name is Jim. Third, Jim is a saint - he runs a small soup kitchen for Seattleโ€™s homeless. Fourth, Lisa is the most vapid, miserable human Iโ€™ve ever met. We were horrified when Jim married Lisa. Dude...sheโ€™s wearing UGGS in the pic. Did that not tip you off(?)โ€ AND Iโ€™D BE LIKE โ€œTHANK U RICK BUT FIRST OF ALL HEโ€™S STEVE AND SECOND OF ALL YOUR NAME ISNโ€™T RICK ITโ€™S JULIUS AND THIRD OF ALL JULIUS IN MY IMAGINATION YOUโ€™RE A BAD INFLUENCE WHO TOOK STEVE TO BOYโ€™S WEEKENDS IN VEGAS WHERE U AND HIM DID TERRIBLE THINGS WHILE HOLLY WAS AT HOME CRYING INTO HER STOUP BEER PLEASE DONโ€™T CONTACT ME ANY LONGER BLESS UPโ€ WhatsWrongWithMe alot BlessUpHolly LoveYouMama ๐Ÿค—๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

I DONโ€™T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THIS WOMAN BUT Iโ€™VE ALREADY CREATED AN ENTIRE NARRATIVE IN MY HEAD THAT HER NAME IS HOLLY AND SHE LIVES IN SEATT...