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    Hummingbird: A beautiful Hummingbird’s nest with a leaf roof..🕊️ (via)
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                Hummingbird: A beautiful Hummingbird’s nest with a leaf roof..🕊️ (via)
                
            

            
            
A beautiful Hummingbird’s nest with a leaf roof..🕊️ (via)

            
            
        

    



        

        
        

            







    Hummingbird: I put some Army men by my hummingbird feeder. The result was even better than anticipated.
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                Hummingbird: I put some Army men by my hummingbird feeder. The result was even better than anticipated.
                
            

            
            
I put some Army men by my hummingbird feeder. The result was even better than anticipated.

            
            
        

    



        

        
        

            







    Hummingbird: I put some Army men by my hummingbird feeder. The result was even better than anticipated.
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                Hummingbird: I put some Army men by my hummingbird feeder. The result was even better than anticipated.
                
            

            
            
I put some Army men by my hummingbird feeder. The result was even better than anticipated.

            
            
        

    



        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            







    Hummingbird: ubercharge:
sindri42:

bettsplendens:

dallasrecklessandrelentless:
That fuckin smile at the end
To the worried person in the comments: 
No, a hummingbird’s heart will not stop if it stops moving. You’re possibly thinking of Spoink, which is a Pokemon that supposedly powers its heart by bouncing, and as such can’t stop moving. Hummingbirds don’t sit often because they’re busy looking for food, but they can and do sit. The females sit on eggs in nests, after all, and they do have to sleep. 

Fun fact: the leg muscles of a hummingbird are so stripped down to save on weight that they cannot walk. They can step sideways along a branch or other perch, but they cannot go forward without taking flight.
However they absolutely do stop moving. In fact, hummingbirds hibernate! Overnight. Instead of sleeping. Because if they tried to sleep like a normal animal their hyperactive metabolism would mean that they starve to death before breakfast.
Unrelated fun fact: the primary Aztec god of war would take on the form of a hummingbird, and the souls of the bravest warriors were said to turn into hummingbirds in order to join him after death, presumably because every hummingbird is approximately four grams of pure concentrated asskicking which fears no man nor beast and will gladly throw down with somebody seventeen thousand times their size if offended.

this is a really cool post and i love seeing such a small bird but reading “No, a hummingbird’s heart will not stop if it stops moving. You’re possibly thinking of Spoink” killed me 

    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                Hummingbird: ubercharge:
sindri42:

bettsplendens:

dallasrecklessandrelentless:
That fuckin smile at the end
To the worried person in the comments: 
No, a hummingbird’s heart will not stop if it stops moving. You’re possibly thinking of Spoink, which is a Pokemon that supposedly powers its heart by bouncing, and as such can’t stop moving. Hummingbirds don’t sit often because they’re busy looking for food, but they can and do sit. The females sit on eggs in nests, after all, and they do have to sleep. 

Fun fact: the leg muscles of a hummingbird are so stripped down to save on weight that they cannot walk. They can step sideways along a branch or other perch, but they cannot go forward without taking flight.
However they absolutely do stop moving. In fact, hummingbirds hibernate! Overnight. Instead of sleeping. Because if they tried to sleep like a normal animal their hyperactive metabolism would mean that they starve to death before breakfast.
Unrelated fun fact: the primary Aztec god of war would take on the form of a hummingbird, and the souls of the bravest warriors were said to turn into hummingbirds in order to join him after death, presumably because every hummingbird is approximately four grams of pure concentrated asskicking which fears no man nor beast and will gladly throw down with somebody seventeen thousand times their size if offended.

this is a really cool post and i love seeing such a small bird but reading “No, a hummingbird’s heart will not stop if it stops moving. You’re possibly thinking of Spoink” killed me 

                
                

                
            

            
            
ubercharge:
sindri42:

bettsplendens:

dallasrecklessandrelentless:
That fuckin smile at the end
To the worried person in the comments:...

            
            
        

    



        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            







    Hummingbird: Does anyone know what kind of hummingbird this is?
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                Hummingbird: Does anyone know what kind of hummingbird this is?
                
            

            
            
Does anyone know what kind of hummingbird this is?

            
            
        

    



        

        
        

            







    Hummingbird: Does anyone know what kind of hummingbird this is?
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                Hummingbird: Does anyone know what kind of hummingbird this is?
                
            

            
            
Does anyone know what kind of hummingbird this is?

            
            
        

    



        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            







    Hummingbird: AN AVERAGE SATURDAY MORNING:
 WITH KIDS VS. WITHOUT KID
 WITH KIDS TIME WITHOUT KIDS
 Time to get up! Someone peed 6:00
 You won't be getting up for 5
 through his diaper and now your
 bed is covered in urine
 more
 You change a diaper and try to
 get the kid to sleep a little longer
 but now the he's yelling zoo
 animals and doing flips on the
 6:30
 You made some breakfast for
 your child, but today he decided
 he hates eggs. He's saying he
 wants "scrims" but you don't
 know what that means. He won't
 explain and just keeps yelling
 "scrims" louder and louder
 7:00
 Your pillow got a little warm so
 you turn it over and go back to
 You've now watched the same
 episode of Spongebob four
 times. One time you tried to
 change it over to the news and
 your kid shoved a spoon in the
 Tranquil visions dance in your
 8:00
 O0
 head as the sweet embrace of
 slumber engulfs your resting
 body
 You attempt to take a shower
 but your kid keeps throwing can
 openers into the tub. You
 weren't aware that you hacd
 multiple can openers
 An angel comes down and
 gently kisses your forehead.
 Sleep well, sweet prince
 8:30
 You walk upstairs to your room,
 but didn't realize your kid was
 using the stairs as a stunt zone
 for Hot Wheels and you slip on
 one and nearly die as you
 tumble back down to the
 A hummingbird perches itself
 outside your window and sings a
 sweet lullaby. He blows you a
 kiss and soars away
 9:00
 You try to finally go to the
 bathroom, but forgot to lock the
 door so now your kid is crying
 because you won't let him dump
 sand in your lap. He dumps it on
 the dog instead. The sand was
 actually used cat litter
 You wake briefly to adjust your
 sleep number. (You bought an
 adjustable bed with all the
 disposable income you have
 from not having a kid.)
 9:30
 You hear laughter, which is
 almost more terrifying than
 crying. You walk in the living
 room to see your kid making 10:00
 S
 Still sleeping soundly, like a
 puppy in front of a crackling
 snow angels in glue. There's no
 way you're getting your deposit
 back with a giant glue angel in
 the middle of the carpet
 Your kid doses off and you try to
 catch up on your favorite show
 You stir a little and check your
 texts. Your friend wants to go to
 brunch later. That sounds nice
 30 more minutes of sleep and
 you'll get ready for that. Maybe
 go to mall later or ride go-karts
 Unfortunately, six minutes into it 10:30
 there's a dramatic moment
 where the music builds and your
 kid is now wide-awake. (Screw
 You get everyone loaded into
 the car to go to the zoo, even
 though it's 90 degrees and so
 humid taxidermy is coming back
 to life. Your kid yells a racial slur
 he heard in a movie. Out of all
 the words he's heard, that's the
 only one that stuck.
 You wake up feeling refreshed
 and beautiful. You know what?
 It's Saturday. Let's just lie in the
 bed a while and watch a movie
 11:00
srsfunny:Saturdays With Kids Vs. Without Kids
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                Hummingbird: AN AVERAGE SATURDAY MORNING:
 WITH KIDS VS. WITHOUT KID
 WITH KIDS TIME WITHOUT KIDS
 Time to get up! Someone peed 6:00
 You won't be getting up for 5
 through his diaper and now your
 bed is covered in urine
 more
 You change a diaper and try to
 get the kid to sleep a little longer
 but now the he's yelling zoo
 animals and doing flips on the
 6:30
 You made some breakfast for
 your child, but today he decided
 he hates eggs. He's saying he
 wants "scrims" but you don't
 know what that means. He won't
 explain and just keeps yelling
 "scrims" louder and louder
 7:00
 Your pillow got a little warm so
 you turn it over and go back to
 You've now watched the same
 episode of Spongebob four
 times. One time you tried to
 change it over to the news and
 your kid shoved a spoon in the
 Tranquil visions dance in your
 8:00
 O0
 head as the sweet embrace of
 slumber engulfs your resting
 body
 You attempt to take a shower
 but your kid keeps throwing can
 openers into the tub. You
 weren't aware that you hacd
 multiple can openers
 An angel comes down and
 gently kisses your forehead.
 Sleep well, sweet prince
 8:30
 You walk upstairs to your room,
 but didn't realize your kid was
 using the stairs as a stunt zone
 for Hot Wheels and you slip on
 one and nearly die as you
 tumble back down to the
 A hummingbird perches itself
 outside your window and sings a
 sweet lullaby. He blows you a
 kiss and soars away
 9:00
 You try to finally go to the
 bathroom, but forgot to lock the
 door so now your kid is crying
 because you won't let him dump
 sand in your lap. He dumps it on
 the dog instead. The sand was
 actually used cat litter
 You wake briefly to adjust your
 sleep number. (You bought an
 adjustable bed with all the
 disposable income you have
 from not having a kid.)
 9:30
 You hear laughter, which is
 almost more terrifying than
 crying. You walk in the living
 room to see your kid making 10:00
 S
 Still sleeping soundly, like a
 puppy in front of a crackling
 snow angels in glue. There's no
 way you're getting your deposit
 back with a giant glue angel in
 the middle of the carpet
 Your kid doses off and you try to
 catch up on your favorite show
 You stir a little and check your
 texts. Your friend wants to go to
 brunch later. That sounds nice
 30 more minutes of sleep and
 you'll get ready for that. Maybe
 go to mall later or ride go-karts
 Unfortunately, six minutes into it 10:30
 there's a dramatic moment
 where the music builds and your
 kid is now wide-awake. (Screw
 You get everyone loaded into
 the car to go to the zoo, even
 though it's 90 degrees and so
 humid taxidermy is coming back
 to life. Your kid yells a racial slur
 he heard in a movie. Out of all
 the words he's heard, that's the
 only one that stuck.
 You wake up feeling refreshed
 and beautiful. You know what?
 It's Saturday. Let's just lie in the
 bed a while and watch a movie
 11:00
srsfunny:Saturdays With Kids Vs. Without Kids
                
            

            
            
srsfunny:Saturdays With Kids Vs. Without Kids

            
            
        

    



        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            







    Hummingbird: Does anyone know what kind of hummingbird this is?
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                Hummingbird: Does anyone know what kind of hummingbird this is?
                
            

            
            
Does anyone know what kind of hummingbird this is?

            
            
        

    



        

        
        

            







    Hummingbird: babyanimalgifs:

hummingbird landing on finger
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                Hummingbird: babyanimalgifs:

hummingbird landing on finger
                
                

                
            

            
            
babyanimalgifs:

hummingbird landing on finger

            
            
        

    



        

        
        

            







    Hummingbird: Happy Hummingbird in Feeder (Outside Seattle, Washington)
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                Hummingbird: Happy Hummingbird in Feeder (Outside Seattle, Washington)
                
                

                
            

            
            
Happy Hummingbird in Feeder (Outside Seattle, Washington)

            
            
        

    



        

        
        

            







    Hummingbird: This tiny little hummingbird egg, resting in this tiny little hummingbird nest, resting on the wires of our outdoor lights.
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                Hummingbird: This tiny little hummingbird egg, resting in this tiny little hummingbird nest, resting on the wires of our outdoor lights.
                
            

            
            
This tiny little hummingbird egg, resting in this tiny little hummingbird nest, resting on the wires of our outdoor lights.

            
            
        

    



        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            







    Hummingbird: babyanimalgifs:
hummingbird landing on finger
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                Hummingbird: babyanimalgifs:
hummingbird landing on finger
                
                

                
            

            
            
babyanimalgifs:
hummingbird landing on finger

            
            
        

    



        

        
        

            







    Hummingbird: quiet-nymph:Fiery-throated Hummingbird, Costa Rica by

Jess Findlay Nature Photographer | Vancouver, BC, Canada 


    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                Hummingbird: quiet-nymph:Fiery-throated Hummingbird, Costa Rica by

Jess Findlay Nature Photographer | Vancouver, BC, Canada 


                
            

            
            
quiet-nymph:Fiery-throated Hummingbird, Costa Rica by

Jess Findlay Nature Photographer | Vancouver, BC, Canada 



            
            
        

    



        

        
        

            







    Hummingbird: babyanimalgifs:

hummingbird landing on finger
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                Hummingbird: babyanimalgifs:

hummingbird landing on finger
                
                

                
            

            
            
babyanimalgifs:

hummingbird landing on finger

            
            
        

    



        

        
        

            







    Hummingbird: on
 Uber Humor I'm afraid just blue myself
failnation:

My dad snapped this pic of a hummingbird enjoying the small amount of heat from our lights during freezing rain
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                Hummingbird: on
 Uber Humor I'm afraid just blue myself
failnation:

My dad snapped this pic of a hummingbird enjoying the small amount of heat from our lights during freezing rain
                
            

            
            
failnation:

My dad snapped this pic of a hummingbird enjoying the small amount of heat from our lights during freezing rain

            
            
        

    



        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            







    Hummingbird: hummingbird-hooligan:

She SQUEAK
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                Hummingbird: hummingbird-hooligan:

She SQUEAK
                
                

                
            

            
            
hummingbird-hooligan:

She SQUEAK

            
            
        

    



        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            







    Hummingbird: <p>hummingbird landing on finger<br/></p>
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                Hummingbird: <p>hummingbird landing on finger<br/></p>
                
                

                
            

            
            
<p>hummingbird landing on finger<br/></p>

            
            
        

    



        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            







    Hummingbird: glowpaidemployee:
sixpenceee:

A hummingbird shakes off rain the same way a wet dog does, with an oscillation of its head and body. (Source)

Flying puppy

    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                Hummingbird: glowpaidemployee:
sixpenceee:

A hummingbird shakes off rain the same way a wet dog does, with an oscillation of its head and body. (Source)

Flying puppy

                
                

                
            

            
            
glowpaidemployee:
sixpenceee:

A hummingbird shakes off rain the same way a wet dog does, with an oscillation of its head and body. (Sour...

            
            
        

    



        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            







    Hummingbird: <p>Clever Hummingbird Gets Its Prize By Becoming A Mini Leaf Blower.</p>
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                Hummingbird: <p>Clever Hummingbird Gets Its Prize By Becoming A Mini Leaf Blower.</p>
                
                

                
            

            
            
<p>Clever Hummingbird Gets Its Prize By Becoming A Mini Leaf Blower.</p>