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i beat my wife: 08:34 05/30/18(Wed)20:30:43 No.1195850 Anonymous Confess 58 KB PNG Anonymous 05/30/18(Wed)20:39:52 No.1195857 Anonymous 05/30/18(Wed)20:46:05 No.1195862 Anonymous 05/30/18(Wed)20:52:54 No.1195868 I beat my wife once because she only rode a steel touring I've been with my wife for 10 years now. We met in high school, and I got her pregnant. She is and always has been a lazy cyclist and shitty with technology. I wouldn't even mind her shit if she at least acted like she was trying. But she rarely did We'd get into screaming arguments constantly about how lazy and worthless she was. I felt like an asshole for it, but goddamn she was a real piece of work. The only reason I dealt with all this was for the kids, and also because the sex is great. But one night, I got fed up. So I finally got her to agree that she needed a new bike after her chainstay rusted so bad I k it off. To celebrate, I took her to a bike shop ld kic gave her my credit card and told her to get any bike she wanted. I let her shop around talking to the employees for nearly two hours before I gave up and went to eat alone at the buffalo wild wings across the street (the bar is actually pretty nice). When I came back, she ran out of the store with a big smile and was raving that she finally picked a new bike. It was a 2018 specialized sequoia - a steel touring bike. Again. For the 15th year in a row, my wife was going to ride a fucking touring bike when we've literally never gone fucking touring and now never will. She won't even leave the house for 15 miles, always has to be under 15 miles with that bitch Anonymous 05/30/18(Wed)20:54:13 No.1195869 >>11 95868 # Anyway, I got mad and drove off. She rode home. That night she stole some of my beer and started drinking (she NEVER drinks). Not only did she get drunk off my budweiser, neglect the kids, and adjust the saddle, change the bar tape and sign her name on her new Sequoia, but she decided to give me attitude too. She was being real fucking bitchy. So I told my grandparents to keep an eye on the kids and told my wife we were going to go back to the bike shop together. I drove maybe 70 miles to a bike shop I wouldn't be recognized in (we live in Missouri, it's hard to find a bike shop I haven't been to) and I got out of the car, went around like I was going to open her door for her and let her out, and I just beat the shit out of her while she was still seatbelted. After a few punches, I asked her if she wanted to go on a bike tour. She started screaming and yelling and said yes, so I beat the shit out of her again Then I asked her what she wanted to do. She finally got smart and said she wanted a carbon fiber road bike bu only if it was endurance fit. So I took her into that shop and dared her to start trouble. I even handed her my wallet and picked the bike out for her (a 2018 Liv Avail). I made he Ik to the shop owner, while daring her to fucking say she wanted another steel touring bike. And when we got home, I dared her to swap the racks from her old steel touring bike onto her new carbon roadie Before that incident, I had never laid a hand on her. But l had always threatened it. I told her "one of these days, if you don't straighten up, I'm going to lay hands on you." Her cycling style has changed dramatically, and she just recently asked me if she could get Lightweight carbo wheels. It's a start, but I was just thrilled that she tried Anonymous 05/30/18(Wed) 20:57:56 No 5875 5869 # Marry me
i beat my wife: 08:34
 05/30/18(Wed)20:30:43 No.1195850
 Anonymous
 Confess
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 Anonymous
 05/30/18(Wed)20:39:52 No.1195857
 Anonymous
 05/30/18(Wed)20:46:05 No.1195862
 Anonymous
 05/30/18(Wed)20:52:54 No.1195868
 I beat my wife once because she only rode a steel touring
 I've been with my wife for 10 years now. We met in high
 school, and I got her pregnant. She is and always has been
 a lazy cyclist and shitty with technology. I wouldn't even
 mind her shit if she at least acted like she was trying. But
 she rarely did
 We'd get into screaming arguments constantly about how
 lazy and worthless she was. I felt like an asshole for it, but
 goddamn she was a real piece of work. The only reason I
 dealt with all this was for the kids, and also because the
 sex is great.
 But one night, I got fed up. So I finally got her to agree that
 she needed a new bike after her chainstay rusted so bad I
 k it off. To celebrate, I took her to a bike shop
 ld kic
 gave her my credit card and told her to get any bike she
 wanted. I let her shop around talking to the employees for
 nearly two hours before I gave up and went to eat alone at
 the buffalo wild wings across the street (the bar is actually
 pretty nice). When I came back, she ran out of the store
 with a big smile and was raving that she finally picked a
 new bike. It was a 2018 specialized sequoia - a steel
 touring bike. Again. For the 15th year in a row, my wife was
 going to ride a fucking touring bike when we've literally
 never gone fucking touring and now never will. She won't
 even leave the house for 15 miles, always has to be under
 15 miles with that bitch
 Anonymous
 05/30/18(Wed)20:54:13 No.1195869
 >>11 95868 #
 Anyway, I got mad and drove off. She rode home. That
 night she stole some of my beer and started drinking (she
 NEVER drinks). Not only did she get drunk off my
 budweiser, neglect the kids, and adjust the saddle, change
 the bar tape and sign her name on her new Sequoia, but
 she decided to give me attitude too. She was being real
 fucking bitchy. So I told my grandparents to keep an eye on
 the kids and told my wife we were going to go back to the
 bike shop together. I drove maybe 70 miles to a bike shop I
 wouldn't be recognized in (we live in Missouri, it's hard to
 find a bike shop I haven't been to) and I got out of the car,
 went around like I was going to open her door for her and
 let her out, and I just beat the shit out of her while she was
 still seatbelted. After a few punches, I asked her if she
 wanted to go on a bike tour. She started screaming and
 yelling and said yes, so I beat the shit out of her again
 Then I asked her what she wanted to do. She finally got
 smart and said she wanted a carbon fiber road bike bu
 only if it was endurance fit. So I took her into that shop and
 dared her to start trouble. I even handed her my wallet and
 picked the bike out for her (a 2018 Liv Avail). I made he
 Ik to the shop owner, while daring her to fucking say she
 wanted another steel touring bike. And when we got home,
 I dared her to swap the racks from her old steel touring
 bike onto her new carbon roadie
 Before that incident, I had never laid a hand on her. But l
 had always threatened it. I told her "one of these days, if
 you don't straighten up, I'm going to lay hands on you."
 Her cycling style has changed dramatically, and she just
 recently asked me if she could get Lightweight carbo
 wheels. It's a start, but I was just thrilled that she tried
 Anonymous
 05/30/18(Wed) 20:57:56 No
 5875
 5869 #
 Marry me