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I Did It Again: Megan Monday 8:01 PM I dont think you're ready for the level of wierd shit I can message you Monday 8:36 PM I always like telling people the story of my first dog, Rusty. We called him that because when he was just a lil pup he stepped on a rusty nail and got tetanus. Unfortunately we had to amputate his leg but he was still the happiest three-legged dog you've ever seen. Not as happy as a 4 legged dog obviously but still pretty happy. One day though he stepped on a rusty nail again and we couldn't afford the medical bills so my dad had to put him down. The last night I spent with Rusty is probably my most shameful yet emotional memory of all time. I wanted to give him a goodbye treat and have something to remember him by so I decided to do our favorite tradition. I slathered up my balls with peanut butter and let hin lick it off. I just wasnt ready to let go so I did it again and again all night hoping morning would never come By the time Rusty's last morning came we went through 3 tubs of peanut butter and my balls were sore and bleeding, but it was worth it to say goodbye to my buddy We had Rusty's funeral while he was still alive, which was a little un orthodox but whatever, 1 had never been to a dog funeral before and I didnt know how they would work. My father, who was a preacher ave the eulogy and told the whole family that the Lord cares not for animals, as they are inferior species to Humans, who were created in his own likeness. Suffice it to say. Rusty was going to burn in hell for all eternity for no reason other than that he wasnt human-I guess not all dogs go to heaven. The funeral ended with a viking-style funeral pyre, which Rusty was placed on top of. I protested to my father but he insisted that he was supposed to be alive atop the pyre. His howls atop that burning pile of tires will forever be the most beautifully haunting sound I have ever heard, etched into my mind and resurfacing in my nightmares as I sleep. After the service my dad made me sweep up all the ashes because "You need to learn how to clean up after your pets Sent Her bio said please message me some weird shit
I Did It Again: Megan
 Monday 8:01 PM
 I dont think you're ready for
 the level of wierd shit I can
 message you
 Monday 8:36 PM
 I always like telling people the story
 of my first dog, Rusty. We called
 him that because when he was just
 a lil pup he stepped on a rusty nail
 and got tetanus. Unfortunately we
 had to amputate his leg but he was
 still the happiest three-legged dog
 you've ever seen. Not as happy as
 a 4 legged dog obviously but still
 pretty happy. One day though he
 stepped on a rusty nail again and
 we couldn't afford the medical bills
 so my dad had to put him down.
 The last night I spent with Rusty
 is probably my most shameful yet
 emotional memory of all time. I
 wanted to give him a goodbye treat
 and have something to remember
 him by so I decided to do our
 favorite tradition. I slathered up my
 balls with peanut butter and let hin
 lick it off. I just wasnt ready to let go
 so I did it again and again all night
 hoping morning would never come
 By the time Rusty's last morning
 came we went through 3 tubs of
 peanut butter and my balls were
 sore and bleeding, but it was worth
 it to say goodbye to my buddy
 We had Rusty's funeral while he
 was still alive, which was a little un
 orthodox but whatever, 1 had never
 been to a dog funeral before and I
 didnt know how they would work.
 My father, who was a preacher
 ave the eulogy and told the whole
 family that the Lord cares not for
 animals, as they are inferior species
 to Humans, who were created in
 his own likeness. Suffice it to say.
 Rusty was going to burn in hell
 for all eternity for no reason other
 than that he wasnt human-I guess
 not all dogs go to heaven. The
 funeral ended with a viking-style
 funeral pyre, which Rusty was
 placed on top of. I protested to
 my father but he insisted that he
 was supposed to be alive atop the
 pyre. His howls atop that burning
 pile of tires will forever be the most
 beautifully haunting sound I have
 ever heard, etched into my mind
 and resurfacing in my nightmares
 as I sleep. After the service my dad
 made me sweep up all the ashes
 because "You need to learn how to
 clean up after your pets
 Sent
Her bio said please message me some weird shit

Her bio said please message me some weird shit

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