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Being Alone, Dad, and Drunk: T-Mobile LTE 4:34 PM Alone on Thanksgiving? Mad at your dad?... casual encounters I am a 28 year old felon with no high school degree, and a dirty old van one year younger than me painted like Eddie Van Halen's guitar. I can play anywhere between the ages of 20 and 29 depending on if i shave. I'm a line cook and work late nights at a bar. If you'd like to have me as your stictly platonic date for Thanksgiving, but have me pretend to be in a very long or serious relationship with you, to torment your family, I'm game. I can do these things, at your request: openly hit on other female guests while you act like you dont notice start instigative discussions about politics and/or religion propose to you in front of everyone pretend to be really drunk as the evening goes on (sorry, i dont drink, but i used to. alot. too much in fact. i know the drill) Start an actual, physical fight with a family member, either inside or on the front lawn for all the neighbors to see. I require no pay but the free meal i will receive as a guest! do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offers <p><a href="https://yeahsureroot.tumblr.com/post/167752336288/janewithawhy-imagine-your-otp-chaotic-good" class="tumblr_blog">yeahsureroot</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://janewithawhy.tumblr.com/post/113931372093/imagine-your-otp">janewithawhy</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Imagine your OTP. </p></blockquote> <p>Chaotic good</p></blockquote>
Being Alone, Dad, and Drunk: T-Mobile LTE
 4:34 PM
 Alone on Thanksgiving? Mad at your dad?...
 casual encounters
 I am a 28 year old felon with no high school degree, and a
 dirty old van one year younger than me painted like Eddie
 Van Halen's guitar. I can play anywhere between the ages of
 20 and 29 depending on if i shave. I'm a line cook and work
 late nights at a bar. If you'd like to have me as your stictly
 platonic date for Thanksgiving, but have me pretend to be in
 a very long or serious relationship with you, to torment your
 family, I'm game.
 I can do these things, at your request:
 openly hit on other female guests while you act like you dont
 notice
 start instigative discussions about politics and/or religion
 propose to you in front of everyone
 pretend to be really drunk as the evening goes on (sorry, i
 dont drink, but i used to. alot. too much in fact. i know the
 drill)
 Start an actual, physical fight with a family member, either
 inside or on the front lawn for all the neighbors to see.
 I require no pay but the free meal i will receive as a guest!
 do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offers
<p><a href="https://yeahsureroot.tumblr.com/post/167752336288/janewithawhy-imagine-your-otp-chaotic-good" class="tumblr_blog">yeahsureroot</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://janewithawhy.tumblr.com/post/113931372093/imagine-your-otp">janewithawhy</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p>Imagine your OTP. </p></blockquote>
<p>Chaotic good</p></blockquote>

yeahsureroot: janewithawhy: Imagine your OTP. Chaotic good