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    I Found: flock-talk:I found a faux fur decor thing in a box so I tossed it on the couch today and Newt decided it was the most luxurious thing possible
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                I Found: flock-talk:I found a faux fur decor thing in a box so I tossed it on the couch today and Newt decided it was the most luxurious thing possible
                
            

            
            
flock-talk:I found a faux fur decor thing in a box so I tossed it on the couch today and Newt decided it was the most luxurious thing pos...

            
            
        

    



        

        
        

            







    I Found: I found my old notebook from my last job. didn’t take meeting notes there either
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                I Found: I found my old notebook from my last job. didn’t take meeting notes there either
                
            

            
            
I found my old notebook from my last job. didn’t take meeting notes there either

            
            
        

    



        

        
        

            







    I Found: I… I think I found one
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                I Found: I… I think I found one
                
            

            
            
I… I think I found one

            
            
        

    



        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            







    I Found: positive-memes:

dahlias-love:
I need this hoodie!!
I found this hoodie
here…

    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                I Found: positive-memes:

dahlias-love:
I need this hoodie!!
I found this hoodie
here…

                
            

            
            
positive-memes:

dahlias-love:
I need this hoodie!!
I found this hoodie
here…


            
            
        

    



        

        
        

            







    I Found: I posted a while ago about the duck I found on tinder… It’s still going, comment questions you want me to ask and I’ll post an update
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                I Found: I posted a while ago about the duck I found on tinder… It’s still going, comment questions you want me to ask and I’ll post an update
                
            

            
            
I posted a while ago about the duck I found on tinder… It’s still going, comment questions you want me to ask and I’ll post an update

            
            
        

    



        

        
        

            







    I Found: My wife and I found out we will be having a Coronavirus baby. This is how we announced to close friends.
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                I Found: My wife and I found out we will be having a Coronavirus baby. This is how we announced to close friends.
                
            

            
            
My wife and I found out we will be having a Coronavirus baby. This is how we announced to close friends.

            
            
        

    



        

        
        

            







    I Found: My wife and I found out we will be having a Coronavirus baby. This is how we announced to close friends.
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                I Found: My wife and I found out we will be having a Coronavirus baby. This is how we announced to close friends.
                
            

            
            
My wife and I found out we will be having a Coronavirus baby. This is how we announced to close friends.

            
            
        

    



        

        
        

            







    I Found: “Look, I found a hooman!”
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                I Found: “Look, I found a hooman!”
                
                

                
            

            
            
“Look, I found a hooman!”

            
            
        

    



        

        
        

            







    I Found: I’m so glad I found this.
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                I Found: I’m so glad I found this.
                
            

            
            
I’m so glad I found this.

            
            
        

    



        

        
        

            







    I Found: I found a keeper boys
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                I Found: I found a keeper boys
                
            

            
            
I found a keeper boys

            
            
        

    



        

        
        

            







    I Found: I found mine :)))
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                I Found: I found mine :)))
                
            

            
            
I found mine :)))

            
            
        

    



        

        
        

            







    I Found: I found a winner!!!
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                I Found: I found a winner!!!
                
            

            
            
I found a winner!!!

            
            
        

    



        

        
        

            







    I Found: noctiscorvus:
squirenonny:

anaryllis:

uncommonbish:
I can’t count how many times men have humiliated me by “IT’S JUST PERIOD”
when looking up this article for clarification i found this one that points out that period pain is actually typically MUCH WORSE than heart attacks - as heart attacks more commonly have dull pains 
and, interestingly:
Period pain happens mostly because of substances called prostaglandins, Gunter explained in the post. They’re released from the lining of the uterus and make it contract. And during these period contractions, pressure on the uterus can be just as high as it is during the “pushing” stage of labor, she added.“So if you need an analogy to describe period pain,” Gunter wrote, “use labor or cutting your finger off without an anesthetic.”


“If you are waiting for terrible, excruciating chest pain to tell you that you are having a heart attack, well, you are going to miss the heart attack,” Gunter wrote. “Heart attacks often produce vague symptoms or mild pain, that is why many people ignore them … In addition, more than 40% of women have no pain with heart attacks. It would be dangerous for women to think that a heart attack should be at least as bad as their menstrual cramps.”
^^^ Important point from that article. It sounds like a dramatic comparison. “Cramps are as bad as heart attacks?!” But not only does it still actually downplay the pain many menstruating people feel, it increases the risk that those same people will ignore a heart attack because it doesn’t hurt enough to worry them.



Can I add on that a lot of women think they’re suffering from menstrual cramps and do their best to go about their day when in reality their appendix is seconds away from bursting?
This happens a lot. Seriously.

    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                I Found: noctiscorvus:
squirenonny:

anaryllis:

uncommonbish:
I can’t count how many times men have humiliated me by “IT’S JUST PERIOD”
when looking up this article for clarification i found this one that points out that period pain is actually typically MUCH WORSE than heart attacks - as heart attacks more commonly have dull pains 
and, interestingly:
Period pain happens mostly because of substances called prostaglandins, Gunter explained in the post. They’re released from the lining of the uterus and make it contract. And during these period contractions, pressure on the uterus can be just as high as it is during the “pushing” stage of labor, she added.“So if you need an analogy to describe period pain,” Gunter wrote, “use labor or cutting your finger off without an anesthetic.”


“If you are waiting for terrible, excruciating chest pain to tell you that you are having a heart attack, well, you are going to miss the heart attack,” Gunter wrote. “Heart attacks often produce vague symptoms or mild pain, that is why many people ignore them … In addition, more than 40% of women have no pain with heart attacks. It would be dangerous for women to think that a heart attack should be at least as bad as their menstrual cramps.”
^^^ Important point from that article. It sounds like a dramatic comparison. “Cramps are as bad as heart attacks?!” But not only does it still actually downplay the pain many menstruating people feel, it increases the risk that those same people will ignore a heart attack because it doesn’t hurt enough to worry them.



Can I add on that a lot of women think they’re suffering from menstrual cramps and do their best to go about their day when in reality their appendix is seconds away from bursting?
This happens a lot. Seriously.

                
            

            
            
noctiscorvus:
squirenonny:

anaryllis:

uncommonbish:
I can’t count how many times men have humiliated me by “IT’S JUST PERIOD”
when look...

            
            
        

    



        

        
        

            







    I Found: I found this on my album.
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                I Found: I found this on my album.
                
            

            
            
I found this on my album.

            
            
        

    



        

        
        

            







    I Found: I found Cliboris 2.0… welp i wonder if he’s on here?
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                I Found: I found Cliboris 2.0… welp i wonder if he’s on here?
                
            

            
            
I found Cliboris 2.0… welp i wonder if he’s on here?

            
            
        

    



        

        
        

            







    I Found: Was doing my daily swiping and I found myself sitting in the background of this girls photo
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                I Found: Was doing my daily swiping and I found myself sitting in the background of this girls photo
                
            

            
            
Was doing my daily swiping and I found myself sitting in the background of this girls photo

            
            
        

    



        

        
        

            







    I Found: I found this on my album.
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                I Found: I found this on my album.
                
            

            
            
I found this on my album.

            
            
        

    



        

        
        

            







    I Found: I found this on my album. by IamJorho
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                I Found: I found this on my album. by IamJorho
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I found this on my album. by IamJorho
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    I Found: I found gold
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                I Found: I found gold
                
            

            
            
I found gold

            
            
        

    



        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            







    I Found: I found Patrick tho
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                I Found: I found Patrick tho
                
            

            
            
I found Patrick tho

            
            
        

    



        

        
        

            







    I Found: I think I found my wife
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                I Found: I think I found my wife
                
            

            
            
I think I found my wife

            
            
        

    



        

        
        

            







    I Found: Look. I found a mask
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                I Found: Look. I found a mask
                
            

            
            
Look. I found a mask

            
            
        

    



        

        
        

            







    I Found: pencilscratchins:
i was going to make an effort stop making geographically based jokes because they’re 75% of my material but then i found out gothams canonically in new jersey and thats my calling card
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                I Found: pencilscratchins:
i was going to make an effort stop making geographically based jokes because they’re 75% of my material but then i found out gothams canonically in new jersey and thats my calling card
                
            

            
            
pencilscratchins:
i was going to make an effort stop making geographically based jokes because they’re 75% of my material but then i foun...

            
            
        

    



        

        
        

            







    I Found: Look. I found a mask
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                I Found: Look. I found a mask
                
            

            
            
Look. I found a mask

            
            
        

    



        

        
        

            







    I Found: Look. I found a mask
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                I Found: Look. I found a mask
                
            

            
            
Look. I found a mask

            
            
        

    



        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            







    I Found: I found it guy! I found it!
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                I Found: I found it guy! I found it!
                
            

            
            
I found it guy! I found it!

            
            
        

    



        

        
        

            







    I Found: I found it guy! I found it!
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                I Found: I found it guy! I found it!
                
            

            
            
I found it guy! I found it!

            
            
        

    



        

        
        

            







    I Found: I found it guy! I found it!
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                I Found: I found it guy! I found it!
                
            

            
            
I found it guy! I found it!

            
            
        

    



        

        
        

            







    I Found: I think I found an Ant Fight Club.
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                I Found: I think I found an Ant Fight Club.
                
            

            
            
I think I found an Ant Fight Club.

            
            
        

    



        

        
        

            







    I Found: I think I found an Ant Fight Club.
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                I Found: I think I found an Ant Fight Club.
                
            

            
            
I think I found an Ant Fight Club.

            
            
        

    



        

        
        

            







    I Found: I found this in my neighborhood.
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                I Found: I found this in my neighborhood.
                
            

            
            
I found this in my neighborhood.

            
            
        

    



        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            







    I Found: I found her.
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                I Found: I found her.
                
            

            
            
I found her.

            
            
        

    



        

        
        

            







    I Found: I found this in my neighborhood.
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                I Found: I found this in my neighborhood.
                
            

            
            
I found this in my neighborhood.

            
            
        

    



        

        
        

            







    I Found: I found this in my neighborhood.
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                I Found: I found this in my neighborhood.
                
            

            
            
I found this in my neighborhood.

            
            
        

    



        

        
        

            







    I Found: thesnadger:
thesnadger:

Guys I found the only good thing on Facebook.


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                I Found: thesnadger:
thesnadger:

Guys I found the only good thing on Facebook.


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thesnadger:
thesnadger:

Guys I found the only good thing on Facebook.


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    I Found: I think I found The One.
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                I Found: I think I found The One.
                
            

            
            
I think I found The One.

            
            
        

    



        

        
        

            







    I Found: thesassyducks:

“Water is that place in which i found my love” 😍🐥via @thesassyducks​ on instagram
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                I Found: thesassyducks:

“Water is that place in which i found my love” 😍🐥via @thesassyducks​ on instagram
                
            

            
            
thesassyducks:

“Water is that place in which i found my love” 😍🐥via @thesassyducks​ on instagram

            
            
        

    



        

        
        

            







    I Found: I found this gem while looking for a picture of venom
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                I Found: I found this gem while looking for a picture of venom
                
            

            
            
I found this gem while looking for a picture of venom

            
            
        

    



        

        
        

            







    I Found: don’t ask how I found this picture
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                I Found: don’t ask how I found this picture
                
            

            
            
don’t ask how I found this picture

            
            
        

    



        

        
        

            







    I Found: don’t ask how I found this picture by Me-is-no-canadian
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                I Found: don’t ask how I found this picture by Me-is-no-canadian
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don’t ask how I found this picture by Me-is-no-canadian
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    I Found: I think my dog is planning an escape. I found his shiv.
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                I Found: I think my dog is planning an escape. I found his shiv.
                
            

            
            
I think my dog is planning an escape. I found his shiv.

            
            
        

    



        

        
        

            







    I Found: I think my dog is planning an escape. I found his shiv.
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                I Found: I think my dog is planning an escape. I found his shiv.
                
            

            
            
I think my dog is planning an escape. I found his shiv.

            
            
        

    



        

        
        

            







    I Found: I found the best Karen
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                I Found: I found the best Karen
                
            

            
            
I found the best Karen

            
            
        

    



        

        
        

            







    I Found: awesomacious:

I found this at the park
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                I Found: awesomacious:

I found this at the park
                
            

            
            
awesomacious:

I found this at the park

            
            
        

    



        

        
        

            







    I Found: stellarsteele:
Here is a preview of my first book ever! I am planning on releasing the full book very soon. Let me know what you think :))).
Prologue
            My name is Eva. I had one boyfriend in high school who turned
out to be a disappointment. After breaking up with him, he kept sending me
creepy messages on social media. I did what any girl would do—I blocked him. 
            I am anxious for another romantic
experience with a different outcome. I thought college would be my chance, but
this pandemic swooped in and fucked everything up.
My ideal is a cute guy who is sensitive and provides me with
unconditional love. I want to have deep conversations with him too. 
Physical appearance isn’t my greatest asset: I am not ugly,
but not gorgeous. Sometimes guys at parties tell me that I’m charming and a
good listener though. I would much rather be kissed than told these things, but
I’ve learned to work with what I have.
I must admit, I’m hard on myself. My roommate Emma has a lot
of hookups and I always feel below her. She still complains about the absence
of dateable guys which makes me feel better about my lack of success. 
I should mention my parents because I am going to be stuck
with them for a while. They are strange as fuck. My dad is a classic nerd and my
mother was wild in college. I’m pretty sure that she did cocaine at a party in
college once. I honestly couldn’t tell you how they ended up together.
I have no idea what to expect from this quarantine. I’m going
to try to be productive and stay positive. Maybe, something good will come out
of this. I’ve already improved my personal hygiene—it’s hard to stay super
hygienic in college. I’ve been eating a lot healthier too since college
cafeterias are no longer part of my daily routine. 
I also have a good excuse for being single. I’m going to take
this time to find out more about myself. Maybe a boyfriend isn’t what I need
right now. 
Although, if a cute guy were to enter my life right now, I am
not sure I would be able to refuse him. Even if he got me infected…
Day 1
            My quarantine hasn’t been too bad so far. I started off by
cleaning my room: I found a lot of dust under my bed and on my windows that
desperately needed attention. My closet was a disaster too. I found a ton of
clothes that haven’t fit me since middle school. 
            After, I went for a run in my
neighborhood and discovered that my neighbors were completely disregarding the social
distancing protocol. I didn’t heckle them or anything for disobeying the rules,
but I was disappointed. You really discover who people really are when the
world goes to shit.
            I laid on my bed for a while and
ended up reading an entire book. I haven’t been committed to a book like that
since the Harry Potter books. I was lowkey impressed with myself. After, I fell
asleep for a couple hours. I have a feeling that naps are going to be a big
part of my daily routine even if I try to resist them. 
            Next, I checked my school email and
discovered that all my classes are moving to a virtual platform called Zoom. I
have no idea how virtual chemistry labs are going to work. Hopefully, my professor
will save everyone the stress and give us all an A.
            I checked my Instagram feed and
ended up making a clever post. I got the most likes I have ever gotten which
was satisfying. I am going to try to be more regular with my social media
posts.
Now, I’m sitting at my desk listening to The Weeknd’s new
album. I love his angelic voice and atmospheric beats. I’m trying to come up
with a list of goals for myself for quarantine: read a book; try to spend more
time with my parents; do yoga 3 times per week; post regularly on social media;
get laid. 
This is probably influenced by The Weeknd’s erotic music, but
sex does sound nice right now. 
            It sounds so nice that I grab
my dildo out of my drawer and take my pants off. I slide it slowly into my
vagina at first and gradually increase the speed. I imagine my ideal guy on top
of me, penetrating me and whispering dirty things in my ear. I am getting so
wet. It is surprising how responsive I am to this little toy. Using my other
hand, I start massaging my clit. Now, I’m forcefully moving the dildo in and
out of my pussy. In my mind, my ideal man is caressing my back and clapping my
cheeks hard as fuck. I start moaning and eventually I come all over my bed
sheets. 
The initial pleasure from the orgasm quickly wears off.
Instead of feeling blissful, I feel ashamed of myself for not finding a man
since high school. The loneliness is suffocating. I feel myself sinking into my
bed, drowning in my tears slowly. Everyone seems to have found someone except
for me. 

    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                I Found: stellarsteele:
Here is a preview of my first book ever! I am planning on releasing the full book very soon. Let me know what you think :))).
Prologue
            My name is Eva. I had one boyfriend in high school who turned
out to be a disappointment. After breaking up with him, he kept sending me
creepy messages on social media. I did what any girl would do—I blocked him. 
            I am anxious for another romantic
experience with a different outcome. I thought college would be my chance, but
this pandemic swooped in and fucked everything up.
My ideal is a cute guy who is sensitive and provides me with
unconditional love. I want to have deep conversations with him too. 
Physical appearance isn’t my greatest asset: I am not ugly,
but not gorgeous. Sometimes guys at parties tell me that I’m charming and a
good listener though. I would much rather be kissed than told these things, but
I’ve learned to work with what I have.
I must admit, I’m hard on myself. My roommate Emma has a lot
of hookups and I always feel below her. She still complains about the absence
of dateable guys which makes me feel better about my lack of success. 
I should mention my parents because I am going to be stuck
with them for a while. They are strange as fuck. My dad is a classic nerd and my
mother was wild in college. I’m pretty sure that she did cocaine at a party in
college once. I honestly couldn’t tell you how they ended up together.
I have no idea what to expect from this quarantine. I’m going
to try to be productive and stay positive. Maybe, something good will come out
of this. I’ve already improved my personal hygiene—it’s hard to stay super
hygienic in college. I’ve been eating a lot healthier too since college
cafeterias are no longer part of my daily routine. 
I also have a good excuse for being single. I’m going to take
this time to find out more about myself. Maybe a boyfriend isn’t what I need
right now. 
Although, if a cute guy were to enter my life right now, I am
not sure I would be able to refuse him. Even if he got me infected…
Day 1
            My quarantine hasn’t been too bad so far. I started off by
cleaning my room: I found a lot of dust under my bed and on my windows that
desperately needed attention. My closet was a disaster too. I found a ton of
clothes that haven’t fit me since middle school. 
            After, I went for a run in my
neighborhood and discovered that my neighbors were completely disregarding the social
distancing protocol. I didn’t heckle them or anything for disobeying the rules,
but I was disappointed. You really discover who people really are when the
world goes to shit.
            I laid on my bed for a while and
ended up reading an entire book. I haven’t been committed to a book like that
since the Harry Potter books. I was lowkey impressed with myself. After, I fell
asleep for a couple hours. I have a feeling that naps are going to be a big
part of my daily routine even if I try to resist them. 
            Next, I checked my school email and
discovered that all my classes are moving to a virtual platform called Zoom. I
have no idea how virtual chemistry labs are going to work. Hopefully, my professor
will save everyone the stress and give us all an A.
            I checked my Instagram feed and
ended up making a clever post. I got the most likes I have ever gotten which
was satisfying. I am going to try to be more regular with my social media
posts.
Now, I’m sitting at my desk listening to The Weeknd’s new
album. I love his angelic voice and atmospheric beats. I’m trying to come up
with a list of goals for myself for quarantine: read a book; try to spend more
time with my parents; do yoga 3 times per week; post regularly on social media;
get laid. 
This is probably influenced by The Weeknd’s erotic music, but
sex does sound nice right now. 
            It sounds so nice that I grab
my dildo out of my drawer and take my pants off. I slide it slowly into my
vagina at first and gradually increase the speed. I imagine my ideal guy on top
of me, penetrating me and whispering dirty things in my ear. I am getting so
wet. It is surprising how responsive I am to this little toy. Using my other
hand, I start massaging my clit. Now, I’m forcefully moving the dildo in and
out of my pussy. In my mind, my ideal man is caressing my back and clapping my
cheeks hard as fuck. I start moaning and eventually I come all over my bed
sheets. 
The initial pleasure from the orgasm quickly wears off.
Instead of feeling blissful, I feel ashamed of myself for not finding a man
since high school. The loneliness is suffocating. I feel myself sinking into my
bed, drowning in my tears slowly. Everyone seems to have found someone except
for me. 

                
            

            
            
stellarsteele:
Here is a preview of my first book ever! I am planning on releasing the full book very soon. Let me know what you think :)...

            
            
        

    



        

        
        

            







    I Found: stellarsteele:
Here is a preview of my first book ever! I am planning on releasing the full book very soon. Let me know what you think :))).
Prologue
            My name is Eva. I had one boyfriend in high school who turned
out to be a disappointment. After breaking up with him, he kept sending me
creepy messages on social media. I did what any girl would do—I blocked him. 
            I am anxious for another romantic
experience with a different outcome. I thought college would be my chance, but
this pandemic swooped in and fucked everything up.
My ideal is a cute guy who is sensitive and provides me with
unconditional love. I want to have deep conversations with him too. 
Physical appearance isn’t my greatest asset: I am not ugly,
but not gorgeous. Sometimes guys at parties tell me that I’m charming and a
good listener though. I would much rather be kissed than told these things, but
I’ve learned to work with what I have.
I must admit, I’m hard on myself. My roommate Emma has a lot
of hookups and I always feel below her. She still complains about the absence
of dateable guys which makes me feel better about my lack of success. 
I should mention my parents because I am going to be stuck
with them for a while. They are strange as fuck. My dad is a classic nerd and my
mother was wild in college. I’m pretty sure that she did cocaine at a party in
college once. I honestly couldn’t tell you how they ended up together.
I have no idea what to expect from this quarantine. I’m going
to try to be productive and stay positive. Maybe, something good will come out
of this. I’ve already improved my personal hygiene—it’s hard to stay super
hygienic in college. I’ve been eating a lot healthier too since college
cafeterias are no longer part of my daily routine. 
I also have a good excuse for being single. I’m going to take
this time to find out more about myself. Maybe a boyfriend isn’t what I need
right now. 
Although, if a cute guy were to enter my life right now, I am
not sure I would be able to refuse him. Even if he got me infected…
Day 1
            My quarantine hasn’t been too bad so far. I started off by
cleaning my room: I found a lot of dust under my bed and on my windows that
desperately needed attention. My closet was a disaster too. I found a ton of
clothes that haven’t fit me since middle school. 
            After, I went for a run in my
neighborhood and discovered that my neighbors were completely disregarding the social
distancing protocol. I didn’t heckle them or anything for disobeying the rules,
but I was disappointed. You really discover who people really are when the
world goes to shit.
            I laid on my bed for a while and
ended up reading an entire book. I haven’t been committed to a book like that
since the Harry Potter books. I was lowkey impressed with myself. After, I fell
asleep for a couple hours. I have a feeling that naps are going to be a big
part of my daily routine even if I try to resist them. 
            Next, I checked my school email and
discovered that all my classes are moving to a virtual platform called Zoom. I
have no idea how virtual chemistry labs are going to work. Hopefully, my professor
will save everyone the stress and give us all an A.
            I checked my Instagram feed and
ended up making a clever post. I got the most likes I have ever gotten which
was satisfying. I am going to try to be more regular with my social media
posts.
Now, I’m sitting at my desk listening to The Weeknd’s new
album. I love his angelic voice and atmospheric beats. I’m trying to come up
with a list of goals for myself for quarantine: read a book; try to spend more
time with my parents; do yoga 3 times per week; post regularly on social media;
get laid. 
This is probably influenced by The Weeknd’s erotic music, but
sex does sound nice right now. 
            It sounds so nice that I grab
my dildo out of my drawer and take my pants off. I slide it slowly into my
vagina at first and gradually increase the speed. I imagine my ideal guy on top
of me, penetrating me and whispering dirty things in my ear. I am getting so
wet. It is surprising how responsive I am to this little toy. Using my other
hand, I start massaging my clit. Now, I’m forcefully moving the dildo in and
out of my pussy. In my mind, my ideal man is caressing my back and clapping my
cheeks hard as fuck. I start moaning and eventually I come all over my bed
sheets. 
The initial pleasure from the orgasm quickly wears off.
Instead of feeling blissful, I feel ashamed of myself for not finding a man
since high school. The loneliness is suffocating. I feel myself sinking into my
bed, drowning in my tears slowly. Everyone seems to have found someone except
for me. 

    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                I Found: stellarsteele:
Here is a preview of my first book ever! I am planning on releasing the full book very soon. Let me know what you think :))).
Prologue
            My name is Eva. I had one boyfriend in high school who turned
out to be a disappointment. After breaking up with him, he kept sending me
creepy messages on social media. I did what any girl would do—I blocked him. 
            I am anxious for another romantic
experience with a different outcome. I thought college would be my chance, but
this pandemic swooped in and fucked everything up.
My ideal is a cute guy who is sensitive and provides me with
unconditional love. I want to have deep conversations with him too. 
Physical appearance isn’t my greatest asset: I am not ugly,
but not gorgeous. Sometimes guys at parties tell me that I’m charming and a
good listener though. I would much rather be kissed than told these things, but
I’ve learned to work with what I have.
I must admit, I’m hard on myself. My roommate Emma has a lot
of hookups and I always feel below her. She still complains about the absence
of dateable guys which makes me feel better about my lack of success. 
I should mention my parents because I am going to be stuck
with them for a while. They are strange as fuck. My dad is a classic nerd and my
mother was wild in college. I’m pretty sure that she did cocaine at a party in
college once. I honestly couldn’t tell you how they ended up together.
I have no idea what to expect from this quarantine. I’m going
to try to be productive and stay positive. Maybe, something good will come out
of this. I’ve already improved my personal hygiene—it’s hard to stay super
hygienic in college. I’ve been eating a lot healthier too since college
cafeterias are no longer part of my daily routine. 
I also have a good excuse for being single. I’m going to take
this time to find out more about myself. Maybe a boyfriend isn’t what I need
right now. 
Although, if a cute guy were to enter my life right now, I am
not sure I would be able to refuse him. Even if he got me infected…
Day 1
            My quarantine hasn’t been too bad so far. I started off by
cleaning my room: I found a lot of dust under my bed and on my windows that
desperately needed attention. My closet was a disaster too. I found a ton of
clothes that haven’t fit me since middle school. 
            After, I went for a run in my
neighborhood and discovered that my neighbors were completely disregarding the social
distancing protocol. I didn’t heckle them or anything for disobeying the rules,
but I was disappointed. You really discover who people really are when the
world goes to shit.
            I laid on my bed for a while and
ended up reading an entire book. I haven’t been committed to a book like that
since the Harry Potter books. I was lowkey impressed with myself. After, I fell
asleep for a couple hours. I have a feeling that naps are going to be a big
part of my daily routine even if I try to resist them. 
            Next, I checked my school email and
discovered that all my classes are moving to a virtual platform called Zoom. I
have no idea how virtual chemistry labs are going to work. Hopefully, my professor
will save everyone the stress and give us all an A.
            I checked my Instagram feed and
ended up making a clever post. I got the most likes I have ever gotten which
was satisfying. I am going to try to be more regular with my social media
posts.
Now, I’m sitting at my desk listening to The Weeknd’s new
album. I love his angelic voice and atmospheric beats. I’m trying to come up
with a list of goals for myself for quarantine: read a book; try to spend more
time with my parents; do yoga 3 times per week; post regularly on social media;
get laid. 
This is probably influenced by The Weeknd’s erotic music, but
sex does sound nice right now. 
            It sounds so nice that I grab
my dildo out of my drawer and take my pants off. I slide it slowly into my
vagina at first and gradually increase the speed. I imagine my ideal guy on top
of me, penetrating me and whispering dirty things in my ear. I am getting so
wet. It is surprising how responsive I am to this little toy. Using my other
hand, I start massaging my clit. Now, I’m forcefully moving the dildo in and
out of my pussy. In my mind, my ideal man is caressing my back and clapping my
cheeks hard as fuck. I start moaning and eventually I come all over my bed
sheets. 
The initial pleasure from the orgasm quickly wears off.
Instead of feeling blissful, I feel ashamed of myself for not finding a man
since high school. The loneliness is suffocating. I feel myself sinking into my
bed, drowning in my tears slowly. Everyone seems to have found someone except
for me. 

                
            

            
            
stellarsteele:
Here is a preview of my first book ever! I am planning on releasing the full book very soon. Let me know what you think :)...