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Fall, Lit, and Love: Two Women Discuss Last Night's Bedroom Activities. Here's A Prime Example Of "Men Are From Mars. Women Are From Venus." Two women are chatting in an office. Woman 1: "I had sex last night, did you?" Woman 2: "Yes." Woman 1: "Was it good?" Woman 2: "No, it was a disaster... my husband came home, ate his dinner in three minutes, got on top of me, finished in five minutes, rolled over and fell asleep in two minutes. How was yours?"" Woman 1: "Oh it was amazing! My husband came home and took me out to a romantic dinner. After dinner we walked for an hour. When we came home he lit the candles around the house. We then had a long session of love making and afterwards talked for an hour. It was like a fairytale!" At the same time, their husbands are talking at work. Husband 1: "You wanted sex last night, how was it?" Husband 2: "Great. I came home, dinner was on the table, I ate, had sex with my wife and fell asleep. It was great! What about you?" Husband 1: "It was horrible. I came home there's no dinner because they cut the electricity because I hadn't paid the bill; so I had to take my wife out to dinner which was so expensive that I didn't have money left for a cab. We had to walk home which took an hour - and when we got home I remembered there was no electricity soI had to light candles all over the house! I was so aggravated that I couldn't fall asleep after we had sex and my wife was jabbering away for another hour!" <p>Two Women Talk About Last Night’s Bedroom Activities. It’s All About Perspective.</p>
Fall, Lit, and Love: Two Women Discuss Last Night's Bedroom
 Activities. Here's A Prime Example Of "Men
 Are From Mars. Women Are From Venus."
 Two women are chatting in an office.
 Woman 1: "I had sex last night, did you?"
 Woman 2: "Yes."
 Woman 1: "Was it good?"
 Woman 2: "No, it was a disaster... my husband
 came home, ate his dinner in three minutes, got
 on top of me, finished in five minutes, rolled
 over and fell asleep in two minutes. How was
 yours?""
 Woman 1: "Oh it was amazing! My husband
 came home and took me out to a romantic
 dinner. After dinner we walked for an hour. When
 we came home he lit the candles around the
 house. We then had a long session of love
 making and afterwards talked for an hour. It was
 like a fairytale!"
 At the same time, their husbands are talking at
 work.
 Husband 1: "You wanted sex last night, how was
 it?"
 Husband 2: "Great. I came home, dinner was on
 the table, I ate, had sex with my wife and fell
 asleep. It was great! What about you?"
 Husband 1: "It was horrible. I came home
 there's no dinner because they cut the electricity
 because I hadn't paid the bill; so I had to take my
 wife out to dinner which was so expensive that I
 didn't have money left for a cab. We had to walk
 home which took an hour - and when we got
 home I remembered there was no electricity soI
 had to light candles all over the house! I was so
 aggravated that I couldn't fall asleep after we had
 sex and my wife was jabbering away for another
 hour!"
<p>Two Women Talk About Last Night’s Bedroom Activities. It’s All About Perspective.</p>

Two Women Talk About Last Night’s Bedroom Activities. It’s All About Perspective.