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Fall, Lit, and Love: Two Women Discuss Last Night's Bedroom Activities. Here's A Prime Example Of "Men Are From Mars. Women Are From Venus." Two women are chatting in an office. Woman 1: "I had sex last night, did you?" Woman 2: "Yes." Woman 1: "Was it good?" Woman 2: "No, it was a disaster... my husband came home, ate his dinner in three minutes, got on top of me, finished in five minutes, rolled over and fell asleep in two minutes. How was yours?"" Woman 1: "Oh it was amazing! My husband came home and took me out to a romantic dinner. After dinner we walked for an hour. When we came home he lit the candles around the house. We then had a long session of love making and afterwards talked for an hour. It was like a fairytale!" At the same time, their husbands are talking at work. Husband 1: "You wanted sex last night, how was it?" Husband 2: "Great. I came home, dinner was on the table, I ate, had sex with my wife and fell asleep. It was great! What about you?" Husband 1: "It was horrible. I came home there's no dinner because they cut the electricity because I hadn't paid the bill; so I had to take my wife out to dinner which was so expensive that I didn't have money left for a cab. We had to walk home which took an hour - and when we got home I remembered there was no electricity soI had to light candles all over the house! I was so aggravated that I couldn't fall asleep after we had sex and my wife was jabbering away for another hour!" <p>Two Women Talk About Last Night’s Bedroom Activities. It’s All About Perspective.</p>
Fall, Lit, and Love: Two Women Discuss Last Night's Bedroom
 Activities. Here's A Prime Example Of "Men
 Are From Mars. Women Are From Venus."
 Two women are chatting in an office.
 Woman 1: "I had sex last night, did you?"
 Woman 2: "Yes."
 Woman 1: "Was it good?"
 Woman 2: "No, it was a disaster... my husband
 came home, ate his dinner in three minutes, got
 on top of me, finished in five minutes, rolled
 over and fell asleep in two minutes. How was
 yours?""
 Woman 1: "Oh it was amazing! My husband
 came home and took me out to a romantic
 dinner. After dinner we walked for an hour. When
 we came home he lit the candles around the
 house. We then had a long session of love
 making and afterwards talked for an hour. It was
 like a fairytale!"
 At the same time, their husbands are talking at
 work.
 Husband 1: "You wanted sex last night, how was
 it?"
 Husband 2: "Great. I came home, dinner was on
 the table, I ate, had sex with my wife and fell
 asleep. It was great! What about you?"
 Husband 1: "It was horrible. I came home
 there's no dinner because they cut the electricity
 because I hadn't paid the bill; so I had to take my
 wife out to dinner which was so expensive that I
 didn't have money left for a cab. We had to walk
 home which took an hour - and when we got
 home I remembered there was no electricity soI
 had to light candles all over the house! I was so
 aggravated that I couldn't fall asleep after we had
 sex and my wife was jabbering away for another
 hour!"
<p>Two Women Talk About Last Night’s Bedroom Activities. It’s All About Perspective.</p>

Two Women Talk About Last Night’s Bedroom Activities. It’s All About Perspective.

Being Alone, Best Friend, and Blowjob: WOMEN REVEAL THE MOST PROMISCUOUS THINGS THEY'VE EVER DONE Stripped on a pool table while three guys watched and stuffed money in my underwear. I'm not a stripper I just did it for fun. I fucked two roommates and they both wanted to keep it a secret from each other. It lasted until they both moved away. A few times, one had left my bed only hours earlier and the other entered. The fun part was how they each lied to the other about where they Had sex on the hood of a Ferrari on the Las Vegas strip- it wasn't my car, or my friend's it was just some random car. Also a LOT of people stopped to watch. I didn't care, I was drunk, young, and on the hood of a Ferrari. One time I had a date with a guy named Jon. After the date he came back to my place, we watched a movie, had some wine, and then we fucked 3 times. About an hour after he left though, I was already horny again and this other guy I was talking to at the time (named John) texted me asking me what I was I ended up having sex with both John and Jon in the same night. Definitely my sluttiest I fooled around with a girl I met at a party When she passed out I proceeded to fuck her boyfriend with her lying right next to us. Had sex in the catacombs in Paris, with two separate guys, 30 minutes between the two. One I'd had about a ten min conversation with, the other l'd not spoken to at all. They're mutual friends so I suspect that if they didn't know then, they do by now One time I showed my boobs for a Panini. I was a Catholic schoolgirl. I blew one of my guy friends in the confessional at the Catholic church next door to our school. It was pitch black dark in that little wooden booth, so after a while we moved and fooled around some more in other areas of the church. Later he told me he felt really guilty about it, but I never did. Going to hell for that Had sex with my friend in the back of his car and ended up with a bunch of hickies. I went to a party with my (recently made) ex boyfriend right after. I hid my neck most of the night so he wouldn't see. When we left we went back to his house and had sex with the lights off and he ended up giving me hickies as well so when we turned on the lights he just thought that all the hickies I whipped out my b next to a bonfire and gave him a blowjob for inm I had a gangbang with three random guys streaming on a live webcam. 12 Met a guy at a bar who was blackout drunk, got to his apartment to find out he lived with his identical twin brother (who was similarly intoxicated). Proceeded to have sex with them at the same time. Not my best moment/probably ruined a family 1 Took a guy home from the bar, start fucking in front of his roommate, roommate joins, they basically fuck the life out of me. Hadn't been fucked like that in over a year. One night stand success. In high school I gave a guy a blowjob outside in the bushes at a college we were visiting for an abstinence talk. We had only known each other for about fifteen minutes beforehand. Had just been dumped by the guy I was seeing. Proceeded to go to a fetish club near my house where I then got absolutely shit faced and brought home two girls and a guy Vaguely remember pouring more drinks, some fun naked times with the girls and then passed out while giving the guy head. Spring Break 2009: Fucked a random guy I Went home with my best friend and these two guys after the bars, halfway through we decided to switch partners. Lost all my self respect and shame that night. I'll have sex with just about any guy who asks politely and doesn't smell. Does that make me a whore? I had sex with my same gender cousin while we were both staying at his parent's house. AND NOW ONE FROM A GUY First time at a strip club, I didn't really want to go. After all my friends found a girl and left a cute little stripper came up to me and asked why I was alone, she took me to the back for a dance. I was pretty drunk when she told me I was allowed to touch her and was instantly hard. She noticed and I told her she was allowed to touch it. I ate her out and fucked her without a condom Got chlamydia Promiscuous things
Being Alone, Best Friend, and Blowjob: WOMEN REVEAL THE MOST
 PROMISCUOUS THINGS
 THEY'VE EVER DONE
 Stripped on a pool table while three guys
 watched and stuffed money in my
 underwear. I'm not a stripper I just did it for
 fun.
 I fucked two roommates and they both
 wanted to keep it a secret from each other. It
 lasted until they both moved away. A few
 times, one had left my bed only hours earlier
 and the other entered. The fun part was how
 they each lied to the other about where they
 Had sex on the hood of a Ferrari on the Las
 Vegas strip- it wasn't my car, or my friend's
 it was just some random car. Also a LOT of
 people stopped to watch. I didn't care, I was
 drunk, young, and on the hood of a Ferrari.
 One time I had a date with a guy named Jon.
 After the date he came back to my place, we
 watched a movie, had some wine, and then
 we fucked 3 times. About an hour after he
 left though, I was already horny again and
 this other guy I was talking to at the time
 (named John) texted me asking me what I
 was
 I ended up having sex with both John and
 Jon in the same night. Definitely my sluttiest
 I fooled around with a girl I met at a party
 When she passed out I proceeded to fuck
 her boyfriend with her lying right next to us.
 Had sex in the catacombs in Paris, with two
 separate guys, 30 minutes between the two.
 One I'd had about a ten min conversation
 with, the other l'd not spoken to at all.
 They're mutual friends so I suspect that if
 they didn't know then, they do by now
 One time I showed my boobs for a Panini.
 I was a Catholic schoolgirl. I blew one of my
 guy friends in the confessional at the
 Catholic church next door to our school. It
 was pitch black dark in that little wooden
 booth, so after a while we moved and fooled
 around some more in other areas of the
 church. Later he told me he felt really guilty
 about it, but I never did. Going to hell for that
 Had sex with my friend in the back of his car
 and ended up with a bunch of hickies. I went
 to a party with my (recently made) ex
 boyfriend right after. I hid my neck most of
 the night so he wouldn't see. When we left
 we went back to his house and had sex with
 the lights off and he ended up giving me
 hickies as well so when we turned on the
 lights he just thought that all the hickies
 I whipped out my b
 next to a bonfire and gave him a blowjob for
 inm
 I had a gangbang with three random guys
 streaming on a live webcam.
 12 Met a guy at a bar who was blackout drunk,
 got to his apartment to find out he lived with
 his identical twin brother (who was similarly
 intoxicated). Proceeded to have sex with
 them at the same time. Not my best
 moment/probably ruined a family
 1
 Took a guy home from the bar, start fucking
 in front of his roommate, roommate joins,
 they basically fuck the life out of me. Hadn't
 been fucked like that in over a year. One
 night stand success.
 In high school I gave a guy a blowjob
 outside in the bushes at a college we were
 visiting for an abstinence talk. We had only
 known each other for about fifteen minutes
 beforehand.
 Had just been dumped by the guy I was
 seeing. Proceeded to go to a fetish club near
 my house where I then got absolutely shit
 faced and brought home two girls and a guy
 Vaguely remember pouring more drinks,
 some fun naked times with the girls and then
 passed out while giving the guy head.
 Spring Break 2009: Fucked a random guy I
 Went home with my best friend and these
 two guys after the bars, halfway through we
 decided to switch partners. Lost all my self
 respect and shame that night.
 I'll have sex with just about any guy who
 asks politely and doesn't smell. Does that
 make me a whore?
 I had sex with my same gender cousin while
 we were both staying at his parent's house.
 AND NOW ONE FROM A GUY
 First time at a strip club, I didn't really want to
 go. After all my friends found a girl and left a
 cute little stripper came up to me and asked
 why I was alone, she took me to the back for
 a dance. I was pretty drunk when she told
 me I was allowed to touch her and was
 instantly hard. She noticed and I told her she
 was allowed to touch it. I ate her out and
 fucked her without a condom
 Got chlamydia
Promiscuous things

Promiscuous things