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Alive, Ass, and Bad: @NikoUgy The first nigga to ever beat his meat had to be like YOODOOO0OD0ODD00oo0d OO0O000000O!l! 12/11/16, 06:48 2,585 RETWEETS 3,399 LIKES This was literally me at the age of 13 June 13 2008 2:39 pm. It was a Friday and I just came home from my last day of school. My friend isiah hooked up my MySpace page so a nigga can accumulate clout. As soon as you click my profile sponegebob and Patrick, strapped up with hella bands and two bad bitches twerking with a song from my lil Wayne play mix. When you scrolled all the way to the bottom my boy threw some porn on there for the real ones who be creeping to see who's in your top 5 of friends. I had some slow ass dial up computer my mom got from the flee market. I was home watching big wet ebonys booties vol 7. Watching asses clap with force strong enough to cause a sonic boom. Everything happen so fast. I look down making eye contact like it's o time. I swear a spirit took over me and I hit my meat with a nasty 4 piece combo. My shit felt like a volcano. I tried to stop but couldn't.Ended up pulling a plaxico burgess and took a shot to the foot. My grandma pulled up to crib swiftly. I can hear her coming down the stairs slow as fuck. My whole lower body numb. Im stuck in the chair tryna clear this sin off my screen. This computer ain't shutting off. I had to drop kick the monitor to shut off. My grandma walk in like "what you doing I bought you some Burger King". I'm using the spirit energy form my anvcestors to keep me alive. Whole nut drained my power levels. I went up stairs and fucked up them bk chicken fries. Shit was prob the greatest feeling ever. Ain't nothing like that first nut. forgot to wash my hands tho.
Alive, Ass, and Bad: @NikoUgy
 The first nigga to ever beat his
 meat had to be like
 YOODOOO0OD0ODD00oo0d
 OO0O000000O!l!
 12/11/16, 06:48
 2,585 RETWEETS 3,399 LIKES
This was literally me at the age of 13 June 13 2008 2:39 pm. It was a Friday and I just came home from my last day of school. My friend isiah hooked up my MySpace page so a nigga can accumulate clout. As soon as you click my profile sponegebob and Patrick, strapped up with hella bands and two bad bitches twerking with a song from my lil Wayne play mix. When you scrolled all the way to the bottom my boy threw some porn on there for the real ones who be creeping to see who's in your top 5 of friends. I had some slow ass dial up computer my mom got from the flee market. I was home watching big wet ebonys booties vol 7. Watching asses clap with force strong enough to cause a sonic boom. Everything happen so fast. I look down making eye contact like it's o time. I swear a spirit took over me and I hit my meat with a nasty 4 piece combo. My shit felt like a volcano. I tried to stop but couldn't.Ended up pulling a plaxico burgess and took a shot to the foot. My grandma pulled up to crib swiftly. I can hear her coming down the stairs slow as fuck. My whole lower body numb. Im stuck in the chair tryna clear this sin off my screen. This computer ain't shutting off. I had to drop kick the monitor to shut off. My grandma walk in like "what you doing I bought you some Burger King". I'm using the spirit energy form my anvcestors to keep me alive. Whole nut drained my power levels. I went up stairs and fucked up them bk chicken fries. Shit was prob the greatest feeling ever. Ain't nothing like that first nut. forgot to wash my hands tho.

This was literally me at the age of 13 June 13 2008 2:39 pm. It was a Friday and I just came home from my last day of school. My friend isia...

Bad, Bad Day, and Crying: "How do lesbians have sex" Why didn't you tell me you were a lesbian" "But don't you want kids" "Are you sure it's not a phase" FUNNYLESBIANS MIND YO DAMN BUSINESS thought id update you on my v bad day. i had a small argument with my mum about something but we were running late for my martial arts lesson so we got in the car. i was still visibly shaking and crying when we got there so i didn't want to go in because everyone would notice. because of this my mum started screaming at me and so i snapped and shouted at her something like "you're the reason im depressed". i really didn't mean it and i feel awful. we continued screaming until we both calmed down. we then both apologised but now it was awkward because she knows I'm depressed. we sat talking about why but i couldn't tell her it was because im trans. we called my dad and he picked me up (i was too anxious to go to my lesson). she said we would talk about it when i see her tomorrow but the problem is that i can't tell her although if i don't tell her, my depression might get worse. its really not a good idea to tell her but i might have to before something stupid happens again. i just don't know what to do :- sorry this caption was sad and all over the place but i just needed to let it out. see you next time with a happier caption :] - Finn ๐Ÿข
Bad, Bad Day, and Crying: "How do lesbians have sex"
 Why didn't you tell me you were a
 lesbian"
 "But don't you want kids"
 "Are you sure it's not a phase"
 FUNNYLESBIANS
 MIND YO DAMN BUSINESS
thought id update you on my v bad day. i had a small argument with my mum about something but we were running late for my martial arts lesson so we got in the car. i was still visibly shaking and crying when we got there so i didn't want to go in because everyone would notice. because of this my mum started screaming at me and so i snapped and shouted at her something like "you're the reason im depressed". i really didn't mean it and i feel awful. we continued screaming until we both calmed down. we then both apologised but now it was awkward because she knows I'm depressed. we sat talking about why but i couldn't tell her it was because im trans. we called my dad and he picked me up (i was too anxious to go to my lesson). she said we would talk about it when i see her tomorrow but the problem is that i can't tell her although if i don't tell her, my depression might get worse. its really not a good idea to tell her but i might have to before something stupid happens again. i just don't know what to do :- sorry this caption was sad and all over the place but i just needed to let it out. see you next time with a happier caption :] - Finn ๐Ÿข

thought id update you on my v bad day. i had a small argument with my mum about something but we were running late for my martial arts lesso...