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Target, Tumblr, and Blog: ayellowbirds:i knew that this must happen often because they are primarily fish-eaters, but somehow this is the first i’ve seen it.
Target, Tumblr, and Blog: ayellowbirds:i knew that this must happen often because they are primarily fish-eaters, but somehow this is the first i’ve seen it.

ayellowbirds:i knew that this must happen often because they are primarily fish-eaters, but somehow this is the first i’ve seen it.

Confused, Crime, and Girls: Hey if you could eat any letter of the alphabet, what letter would you eat and why? Yesterday 6:48 PM I would eat Os but not the sad ones, only the CheeriOs Today 11:15 AM Hmm...that's a better response than any l've got before Let me guess most girls only want the D? But your saving that for later Nah, I've gotten like an F for no reason, and one said Y, but now that I think about it they may have been asking me Aha well Then tbhl was hella confused when you asked and I seriously thought it was a dick joke I can see that, but just going with a D is so uncreative Very true think. I like the way you Now what letter would you eat? Lol R because its the most sinister sounding. That's why it's called murder and not mukduk What's mukduk I have no idea, but I know what murder is What's that Like...when you kill someone and get charged with murder I think it's a fun word to say Yeah know I knew that I was just saying if that's what we were actually talking about here. But murders kinda interest me like I watch a lot of documentaries and conspiracy theories lol I don't like the parts of those documentaries that have blood Really? Yeah, I'm more into the whole theft crime thing. SometimesI like to imagine my perfect crime I break into Tiffany's at midnight Do I go for the vault? No, I go for the chandelier. It's priceless. As I'm taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop It's her father's business. She's Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning, the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in New Brunswick, but I go to Yukon. I don't trust her. Besides I like the cold. Thirty years later, get a postcard. I have a son and he's the chief of police. This is where the story gets interesting I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris by the Trocadero. She's been waiting for me all these years She's never taken another lover. I don't care. I don't show up. I go to Berlin. That's where I stashed the chandelier Sent Today 6:07 PM That's deep lol I don’t think she’s the one. *looks disappointingly into the camera*
Confused, Crime, and Girls: Hey if you could eat any letter of
 the alphabet, what letter would
 you eat and why?
 Yesterday 6:48 PM
 I would eat Os but not the sad
 ones, only the CheeriOs
 Today 11:15 AM
 Hmm...that's a better response
 than any l've got before
 Let me guess most girls only
 want the D? But your saving that
 for later
 Nah, I've gotten like an F for no
 reason, and one said Y, but now
 that I think about it they may
 have been asking me
 Aha well Then tbhl was hella
 confused when you asked and I
 seriously thought it was a dick
 joke
 I can see that, but just going with
 a D is so uncreative
 Very true
 think.
 I like the way you
 Now what letter would you eat?
 Lol
 R because its the most sinister
 sounding. That's why it's called
 murder and not mukduk
 What's mukduk
 I have no idea, but I know what
 murder is
 What's that
 Like...when you kill someone and
 get charged with murder
 I think it's a fun word to say
 Yeah know I knew that I was just
 saying if that's what we were
 actually talking about here. But
 murders kinda interest me like I
 watch a lot of documentaries and
 conspiracy theories lol
 I don't like the parts of those
 documentaries that have blood
 Really?
 Yeah, I'm more into the whole
 theft crime thing. SometimesI
 like to imagine my perfect crime
 I break into Tiffany's at midnight
 Do I go for the vault? No, I go for
 the chandelier. It's priceless. As
 I'm taking it down, a woman
 catches me. She tells me to stop
 It's her father's business. She's
 Tiffany. I say no. We make love
 all night. In the morning, the cops
 come and I escape in one of their
 uniforms. I tell her to meet me in
 New Brunswick, but I go to
 Yukon. I don't trust her. Besides
 I like the cold. Thirty years later,
 get a postcard. I have a son and
 he's the chief of police. This is
 where the story gets interesting
 I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris
 by the Trocadero. She's been
 waiting for me all these years
 She's never taken another lover. I
 don't care. I don't show up. I go
 to Berlin. That's where I stashed
 the chandelier
 Sent
 Today 6:07 PM
 That's deep lol
I don’t think she’s the one. *looks disappointingly into the camera*

I don’t think she’s the one. *looks disappointingly into the camera*

Chicago, Crime, and Life: At age 18, Willie Reed risked his life to appear as a surprise witness in the Emmett Till Murder Trial theblaquelioness @theblaquelioness Willie Reed did not know Emmett Till, the young man whose murder in the Mississippi Delta became one of the most infamous lynchings in the history of the Jim Crow South. Mr. Reed saw him only once — on Aug. 28, 1955, during the last hours of Till’s life — in the back of a green and white Chevrolet pickup truck. Mr. Reed, a sharecropper, risked his life at 18 to appear as a surprise witness in the prosecution of the white men accused of the crime. He became the momentary hero of the Till trial, an event that helped spur the civil rights movement. Mr. Reed passed away in 2013 at a hospital in Oak Lawn, Illinois. He was 76, and he had lived in Chicago under a different name — first in secrecy and later in relative obscurity — since fleeing Mississippi for his safety over 65 years ago. For decades, he had worked as a hospital orderly. Mr. Reed knew speaking out against the defendants in the case would make him, too, a target for lynching. But he “couldn’t have walked away,” he said years later. “Emmett was 14,” Mr. Reed told the CBS News show “60 Minutes,” “and they killed him. I mean, that’s not right. . . . I knew that I couldn’t say no. Via: washingtonpost.com WillieReed EmmettTill theblaquelioness
Chicago, Crime, and Life: At age 18, Willie Reed risked his life to appear as
 a surprise witness in the Emmett Till Murder Trial
 theblaquelioness
 @theblaquelioness
Willie Reed did not know Emmett Till, the young man whose murder in the Mississippi Delta became one of the most infamous lynchings in the history of the Jim Crow South. Mr. Reed saw him only once — on Aug. 28, 1955, during the last hours of Till’s life — in the back of a green and white Chevrolet pickup truck. Mr. Reed, a sharecropper, risked his life at 18 to appear as a surprise witness in the prosecution of the white men accused of the crime. He became the momentary hero of the Till trial, an event that helped spur the civil rights movement. Mr. Reed passed away in 2013 at a hospital in Oak Lawn, Illinois. He was 76, and he had lived in Chicago under a different name — first in secrecy and later in relative obscurity — since fleeing Mississippi for his safety over 65 years ago. For decades, he had worked as a hospital orderly. Mr. Reed knew speaking out against the defendants in the case would make him, too, a target for lynching. But he “couldn’t have walked away,” he said years later. “Emmett was 14,” Mr. Reed told the CBS News show “60 Minutes,” “and they killed him. I mean, that’s not right. . . . I knew that I couldn’t say no. Via: washingtonpost.com WillieReed EmmettTill theblaquelioness

Willie Reed did not know Emmett Till, the young man whose murder in the Mississippi Delta became one of the most infamous lynchings in the h...

Target, Tumblr, and Blog: ayellowbirds: i knew that this must happen often because they are primarily fish-eaters, but somehow this is the first i’ve seen it.
Target, Tumblr, and Blog: ayellowbirds:
i knew that this must happen often because they are primarily fish-eaters, but somehow this is the first i’ve seen it.

ayellowbirds: i knew that this must happen often because they are primarily fish-eaters, but somehow this is the first i’ve seen it.

Being Alone, Best Friend, and Club: ofgeography tumbl Follow ou think just because I'm a movie star Idont have feelings. Well, you're wrong! I do have IM AN ACTRESS HAVE ALL OF THEMI ofgeography so here's a fun story about this movie. guess who loves this movie? mel i dol i love this movie. i love this movie so much that when i was in the 7th grade and i saw Tirst wives club 2" on pay per view i was like: HELL YEAHIl FIRST WIVES CLUB TWO!" NO ONE TOLD ME THERE WAS A SEQUELII here's the synopsis for first wives club 2 disgruntled first wives take their ex-husbands' new lovers under their wing. sounds great, right? awesome viewing material for a precocious 11-year-old. so i buy this movie, and like, three minutes into it i'm starting to feel suspicious?? like it's really low quality and my girls are nowhere in sight?? how come none of the first wives are the same?? how come they're alone in a bedroom with mood lighting?? why is she taking off her shirt?? why are they both taking off their shirts?? WHY ARE THEY here's what i did not know about first wives club 2 It is a lesbian porno of no relation to the beloved 1996 classic. . so of course l, horrified that i've accidentally bought porn on my family's account (and in that state of panic that kids work themselves into whenever anything regarding sex is mentioned), quickly shut off the TV and go upstairs and watch an episode of veggie tales to like, cleanse my soul and apologize to jesus, and that's that EXCEPT, OF COURSE you have to pay for pay per view . so the end of the month comes and i have completely put this incident out of my mind, haha, i accidentally bought porn, how funny, TELL NO ONE. right? and im sitting at a nice dinner with my mother, my stepfather, and my very religious aunt deb, and we're just talking about farm things, whatever, when suddenly my mother puts her fork down and says, "okay, there's something we need to discuss. as a family .AS A FAMILY and im like, running through a list of people i know who could conceivably be dead, and fantasizing about my mother announcing that she's going to buy me My Own Computer Just Because U Eaned It Kiddo, and she puls out a piece of paper that says DIRECTV across the top. and Im like: OH NO. i received the tv bill today," my mother said, and i was like, shoveling potatoes into my mouth as fast as i could because i knew that when i went to PORN PRISON they weren't going to feed me this kind of quality starch. "does anybody want to tell me who purchased the pornography? as a reminder, a quick table survey: my mother, surprised and disappointed by the porn bill (innocent) my stepfather, a grumbly old cowboy who just wants to sing along to kenny chesney and watch the hunt for red october (innocent) my aunt deb, a super religious catholic whose best friend is a nun named Sister Placid (innocent) me, the 11-year-old with a mouthful of potatoes who definitely purchased the lesbian pornography silence my mother said, Tm not going to ask again silence my aunt looked at my stepdad. my stepdad looked at my aunt. NOBODY LOOKED AT ME, THE 11-YEAR-OLD WITH A MOUTHFUL OF POTATOES WHO DEFINITELY PURCHASED THE LESBIAN PORNOGRAPHY my mother shook her head and put the bill down. this was incredibly inappropriate, she said. "skip, deb, whoever. buy that shit on your own time. I'm not paying for it. what if molly had seen it? WHAT IF MOLLY HAD SEEN IT? don't expose my kid to that crap. .DON'T EXPOSE MY KID TO THAT CRAP if you want to watch porn, fine, but do it in private and don't expect me to pay for it. i can't believe one of you did that in the living room. I CAN'T BELIEVE ONE OF YOU DID THAT .IN THE LIVING ROOM but molly, why didn't you own up to it and explain that it was an accident? are you fucking kidding . .i did not want to go to porn prison the tin conclusion to this story เร that I never owned up to it, which means that there are 3 people in the world who have not solved the mystery of the lesbian porn. a quick survey my mother, who lives every day wondering whose porn she paid for .my stepfather, who probably wishes he knew less about his wite's sister's my aunt, who probably wishes she knew less about her sister's husband's but molly, why don't you own up to it now, with the safety of time and distance and the knowledge that porn prison isn't real? are you fucking kidding this is the best thing rve ever done . Source belies myour girl #pom prison #molly writes things 445,020 notes The Lesbian Porn Mystery
Being Alone, Best Friend, and Club: ofgeography
 tumbl
 Follow
 ou think just because I'm a movie
 star Idont have feelings.
 Well, you're wrong! I do have
 IM AN ACTRESS
 HAVE ALL OF THEMI
 ofgeography
 so here's a fun story about this movie. guess who loves this movie? mel i dol i
 love this movie. i love this movie so much that when i was in the 7th grade and i
 saw Tirst wives club 2" on pay per view i was like: HELL YEAHIl FIRST WIVES
 CLUB TWO!" NO ONE TOLD ME THERE WAS A SEQUELII
 here's the synopsis for first wives club 2
 disgruntled first wives take their ex-husbands' new lovers under their wing.
 sounds great, right? awesome viewing material for a precocious 11-year-old.
 so i buy this movie, and like, three minutes into it i'm starting to feel suspicious??
 like it's really low quality and my girls are nowhere in sight?? how come none of
 the first wives are the same?? how come they're alone in a bedroom with mood
 lighting?? why is she taking off her shirt?? why are they both taking off their
 shirts?? WHY ARE THEY
 here's what i did not know about first wives club 2
 It is a lesbian porno of no relation to the beloved 1996 classic.
 .
 so of course l, horrified that i've accidentally bought porn on my family's account
 (and in that state of panic that kids work themselves into whenever anything
 regarding sex is mentioned), quickly shut off the TV and go upstairs and watch
 an episode of veggie tales to like, cleanse my soul and apologize to jesus, and
 that's that
 EXCEPT, OF COURSE
 you have to pay for pay per view
 .
 so the end of the month comes and i have completely put this incident out of my
 mind, haha, i accidentally bought porn, how funny, TELL NO ONE. right? and im
 sitting at a nice dinner with my mother, my stepfather, and my very religious aunt
 deb, and we're just talking about farm things, whatever, when suddenly my
 mother puts her fork down and says, "okay, there's something we need to
 discuss. as a family
 .AS A FAMILY
 and im like, running through a list of people i know who could conceivably be
 dead, and fantasizing about my mother announcing that she's going to buy me
 My Own Computer Just Because U Eaned It Kiddo, and she puls out a piece of
 paper that says DIRECTV across the top. and Im like: OH NO.
 i received the tv bill today," my mother said, and i was like, shoveling potatoes
 into my mouth as fast as i could because i knew that when i went to PORN
 PRISON they weren't going to feed me this kind of quality starch. "does anybody
 want to tell me who purchased the pornography?
 as a reminder, a quick table survey:
 my mother, surprised and disappointed by the porn bill (innocent)
 my stepfather, a grumbly old cowboy who just wants to sing along to
 kenny chesney and watch the hunt for red october (innocent)
 my aunt deb, a super religious catholic whose best friend is a nun named
 Sister Placid (innocent)
 me, the 11-year-old with a mouthful of potatoes who definitely purchased
 the lesbian pornography
 silence
 my mother said, Tm not going to ask again
 silence
 my aunt looked at my stepdad. my stepdad looked at my aunt. NOBODY
 LOOKED AT ME, THE 11-YEAR-OLD WITH A MOUTHFUL OF POTATOES
 WHO DEFINITELY PURCHASED THE LESBIAN PORNOGRAPHY
 my mother shook her head and put the bill down. this was incredibly
 inappropriate, she said. "skip, deb, whoever. buy that shit on your own time. I'm
 not paying for it. what if molly had seen it?
 WHAT IF MOLLY HAD SEEN IT?
 don't expose my kid to that crap.
 .DON'T
 EXPOSE
 MY KID
 TO THAT CRAP
 if you want to watch porn, fine, but do it in private and don't expect me to pay
 for it. i can't believe one of you did that in the living room.
 I CAN'T BELIEVE ONE OF YOU DID THAT
 .IN THE LIVING ROOM
 but molly, why didn't you own up to it and explain that it was an accident?
 are you fucking kidding
 .
 .i did not want to go to porn prison
 the tin conclusion to this story เร that I never owned up to it, which means that
 there are 3 people in the world who have not solved the mystery of the lesbian
 porn. a quick survey
 my mother, who lives every day wondering whose porn she paid for
 .my stepfather, who probably wishes he knew less about his wite's sister's
 my aunt, who probably wishes she knew less about her sister's husband's
 but molly, why don't you own up to it now, with the safety of time and
 distance and the knowledge that porn prison isn't real?
 are you fucking kidding
 this is the best thing rve ever done
 .
 Source belies
 myour girl
 #pom prison
 #molly writes things
 445,020 notes
The Lesbian Porn Mystery

The Lesbian Porn Mystery

College, Community, and Definitely: Congratulations to Luis A. Perez on being sworn in as an attorney today! Luis became the first undocumented student to graduate from UCLA School of Law! HOOLSNOTPRISO CHOOLSNOTPRISO SCHOOLSNOTPRISO SCHOOLSNOTPRIS SCHOOLSNOTPRI CHOOLSNOTPR HOOLSNOTP OLSNOT OLN COLS Rp @JustinoMora1: In 2010, Luis became the first undocumented student to graduate from UCLA School of Law (@uclalawschool) and paved the way for others to follow. Luis is a fellow Bruin, an activist and a fighter! Through his advocacy, Luis has helped thousands of young immigrants in California apply for DACA despite not being eligible to apply himself. Luis attended LA Mission College and began his activism in the early 2000s. He played an important role in the early fight for the CA Dream Act, the Federal DreamAct, DACA, and other pro-immigration legislation. Luis did not qualify for DACA because he aged out but that didn't discouraged him from continuing to fight for the immigrant community. I remember the first time I heard the story of an undocumented student studying law at @UCLA and thinking to myself "if we can learn the law, then we can definitely change the law, represent our people in court, and bring about greater change". Luis was one of the reasons why I decided to transfer to UCLA - I knew that it was the breeding ground of undocumented student leaders and organizers. Luis is an inspiration to so many of us and it was an honor to attend his swearing in ceremony! HereToStay Luis was ALSO a co-founder and the first co-chair of IDEAS at UCLA (@ucla_ideas), the first and the official immigrant youth-led organization for undocumented students at UCLA. For over a decade, IDEAS has provided a safe space for undocumented students to seek support, share their stories, and gain valuable leadership skills. cleandreamact dreamact dreamactnow NoDreamNoDeal dreamer immigration undocumentedandunafraid
College, Community, and Definitely: Congratulations to Luis A. Perez on being
 sworn in as an attorney today! Luis became
 the first undocumented student to graduate
 from UCLA School of Law!
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Rp @JustinoMora1: In 2010, Luis became the first undocumented student to graduate from UCLA School of Law (@uclalawschool) and paved the way for others to follow. Luis is a fellow Bruin, an activist and a fighter! Through his advocacy, Luis has helped thousands of young immigrants in California apply for DACA despite not being eligible to apply himself. Luis attended LA Mission College and began his activism in the early 2000s. He played an important role in the early fight for the CA Dream Act, the Federal DreamAct, DACA, and other pro-immigration legislation. Luis did not qualify for DACA because he aged out but that didn't discouraged him from continuing to fight for the immigrant community. I remember the first time I heard the story of an undocumented student studying law at @UCLA and thinking to myself "if we can learn the law, then we can definitely change the law, represent our people in court, and bring about greater change". Luis was one of the reasons why I decided to transfer to UCLA - I knew that it was the breeding ground of undocumented student leaders and organizers. Luis is an inspiration to so many of us and it was an honor to attend his swearing in ceremony! HereToStay Luis was ALSO a co-founder and the first co-chair of IDEAS at UCLA (@ucla_ideas), the first and the official immigrant youth-led organization for undocumented students at UCLA. For over a decade, IDEAS has provided a safe space for undocumented students to seek support, share their stories, and gain valuable leadership skills. cleandreamact dreamact dreamactnow NoDreamNoDeal dreamer immigration undocumentedandunafraid

Rp @JustinoMora1: In 2010, Luis became the first undocumented student to graduate from UCLA School of Law (@uclalawschool) and paved the way...