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I Licked: Make your own sentence ea confused cookie Step 2: your birthdate 1: Lord Voldemort 2: an old cat 3: Li Wayne 4: Taylor Swift 5: a drunk lady 6: the tooth fairy 7: my best friend 8: a homeless guy 24: a paper bag 9: a monkey 10: a down 11: a puppet 12: a drug dealer 13: Harry Potter 14: a vacuum dleaner 30: Pedobear 15: Santa Claus 16: my grandma Step 1: your birthday month January. I got kicked out of Wal-Mart with February: I took a shower with March: I have nightmares about April: I punched May: I licked June: I think I am July: I used to date August: I killed September: I wrote a letter to October: I'm deeply in love with November; I went to McDonalds with December: I named my cat after 17: Barack Obama 18: Robert Pattinson 19: Miley Cyrus 20: Eminem 21: Chuck Norris 22: Usher 23: my bathing suit 25: Oprah 26: my maths teacher 27: a gangster 28: my future husband 29: Niall Horan 31: Justin Bieber's mom Step 3: your shirť's colour red: because i smoked crack black: because im a ninja blue: because i ran out of other things white: because im a stripper. Deal with it. to do purple: because my friend told me to dots: because i felt like it no shirt because the voices in my head tokd yellow: because im sexy like that orange: because i love drama green: because im single pink: because i was bom that way gray: because i was homy Reinvented by PurpleDino2021 for 1Funny :) me to others: because i was dropped on the head as a child thanny mobi I TOOK A SHOWER WITH My bathing suit because the voices in my head told me to. TASTE OF AWESOME.COM Banned in 0 countries I KILLED CHUCK NORRIS because I was born that way. 1 in 3 people will read this and go to TASTE OF AWESOME.COM I killed chuck norrishttp://omg-humor.tumblr.com
I Licked: Make your own sentence
 ea confused cookie
 Step 2: your birthdate
 1: Lord Voldemort
 2: an old cat
 3: Li Wayne
 4: Taylor Swift
 5: a drunk lady
 6: the tooth fairy
 7: my best friend
 8: a homeless guy 24: a paper bag
 9: a monkey
 10: a down
 11: a puppet
 12: a drug dealer
 13: Harry Potter
 14: a vacuum dleaner 30: Pedobear
 15: Santa Claus
 16: my grandma
 Step 1: your birthday month
 January. I got kicked out of
 Wal-Mart with
 February: I took a shower with
 March: I have nightmares about
 April: I punched
 May: I licked
 June: I think I am
 July: I used to date
 August: I killed
 September: I wrote a letter to
 October: I'm deeply in love with
 November; I went to McDonalds
 with
 December: I named my cat after
 17: Barack Obama
 18: Robert Pattinson
 19: Miley Cyrus
 20: Eminem
 21: Chuck Norris
 22: Usher
 23: my bathing suit
 25: Oprah
 26: my maths teacher
 27: a gangster
 28: my future husband
 29: Niall Horan
 31: Justin Bieber's
 mom
 Step 3: your shirť's colour
 red: because i smoked crack
 black: because im a ninja
 blue: because i ran out of other things white: because im a stripper. Deal with it.
 to do
 purple: because my friend told me to
 dots: because i felt like it
 no shirt because the voices in my head tokd
 yellow: because im sexy like that
 orange: because i love drama
 green: because im single
 pink: because i was bom that way
 gray: because i was homy
 Reinvented by PurpleDino2021 for 1Funny :)
 me to
 others: because i was dropped on the head
 as a child
 thanny mobi
 I TOOK A SHOWER WITH
 My bathing suit because the voices in my head told me to.
 TASTE OF AWESOME.COM
 Banned in 0 countries
 I KILLED CHUCK NORRIS
 because I was born that way.
 1 in 3 people will read this and go to
 TASTE OF AWESOME.COM
I killed chuck norrishttp://omg-humor.tumblr.com

I killed chuck norrishttp://omg-humor.tumblr.com

I Licked: Make your own sentence ea confused cookie Step 2: your birthdate 1: Lord Voldemort 2: an old cat 3: Li Wayne 4: Taylor Swift 5: a drunk lady 6: the tooth fairy 7: my best friend 8: a homeless guy 24: a paper bag 9: a monkey 10: a down 11: a puppet 12: a drug dealer 13: Harry Potter 14: a vacuum dleaner 30: Pedobear 15: Santa Claus 16: my grandma Step 1: your birthday month January. I got kicked out of Wal-Mart with February: I took a shower with March: I have nightmares about April: I punched May: I licked June: I think I am July: I used to date August: I killed September: I wrote a letter to October: I'm deeply in love with November; I went to McDonalds with December: I named my cat after 17: Barack Obama 18: Robert Pattinson 19: Miley Cyrus 20: Eminem 21: Chuck Norris 22: Usher 23: my bathing suit 25: Oprah 26: my maths teacher 27: a gangster 28: my future husband 29: Niall Horan 31: Justin Bieber's mom Step 3: your shirť's colour red: because i smoked crack black: because im a ninja blue: because i ran out of other things white: because im a stripper. Deal with it. to do purple: because my friend told me to dots: because i felt like it no shirt because the voices in my head tokd yellow: because im sexy like that orange: because i love drama green: because im single pink: because i was bom that way gray: because i was homy Reinvented by PurpleDino2021 for 1Funny :) me to others: because i was dropped on the head as a child thanny mobi I TOOK A SHOWER WITH My bathing suit because the voices in my head told me to. TASTE OF AWESOME.COM Banned in 0 countries FEBRUARY, 29, WHITE. I'm not a very high-quality stripper, then. TASTE OF AWESOME.COM Hitler hated this site too February, 29, White.http://omg-humor.tumblr.com
I Licked: Make your own sentence
 ea confused cookie
 Step 2: your birthdate
 1: Lord Voldemort
 2: an old cat
 3: Li Wayne
 4: Taylor Swift
 5: a drunk lady
 6: the tooth fairy
 7: my best friend
 8: a homeless guy 24: a paper bag
 9: a monkey
 10: a down
 11: a puppet
 12: a drug dealer
 13: Harry Potter
 14: a vacuum dleaner 30: Pedobear
 15: Santa Claus
 16: my grandma
 Step 1: your birthday month
 January. I got kicked out of
 Wal-Mart with
 February: I took a shower with
 March: I have nightmares about
 April: I punched
 May: I licked
 June: I think I am
 July: I used to date
 August: I killed
 September: I wrote a letter to
 October: I'm deeply in love with
 November; I went to McDonalds
 with
 December: I named my cat after
 17: Barack Obama
 18: Robert Pattinson
 19: Miley Cyrus
 20: Eminem
 21: Chuck Norris
 22: Usher
 23: my bathing suit
 25: Oprah
 26: my maths teacher
 27: a gangster
 28: my future husband
 29: Niall Horan
 31: Justin Bieber's
 mom
 Step 3: your shirť's colour
 red: because i smoked crack
 black: because im a ninja
 blue: because i ran out of other things white: because im a stripper. Deal with it.
 to do
 purple: because my friend told me to
 dots: because i felt like it
 no shirt because the voices in my head tokd
 yellow: because im sexy like that
 orange: because i love drama
 green: because im single
 pink: because i was bom that way
 gray: because i was homy
 Reinvented by PurpleDino2021 for 1Funny :)
 me to
 others: because i was dropped on the head
 as a child
 thanny mobi
 I TOOK A SHOWER WITH
 My bathing suit because the voices in my head told me to.
 TASTE OF AWESOME.COM
 Banned in 0 countries
 FEBRUARY, 29, WHITE.
 I'm not a very high-quality stripper, then.
 TASTE OF AWESOME.COM
 Hitler hated this site too
February, 29, White.http://omg-humor.tumblr.com

February, 29, White.http://omg-humor.tumblr.com

I Licked: Make your own sentence ea confused cookie Step 2: your birthdate 1: Lord Voldemort 2: an old cat 3: Li Wayne 4: Taylor Swift 5: a drunk lady 6: the tooth fairy 7: my best friend 8: a homeless guy 24: a paper bag 9: a monkey 10: a down 11: a puppet 12: a drug dealer 13: Harry Potter 14: a vacuum dleaner 30: Pedobear 15: Santa Claus 16: my grandma Step 1: your birthday month January. I got kicked out of Wal-Mart with February: I took a shower with March: I have nightmares about April: I punched May: I licked June: I think I am July: I used to date August: I killed September: I wrote a letter to October: I'm deeply in love with November; I went to McDonalds with December: I named my cat after 17: Barack Obama 18: Robert Pattinson 19: Miley Cyrus 20: Eminem 21: Chuck Norris 22: Usher 23: my bathing suit 25: Oprah 26: my maths teacher 27: a gangster 28: my future husband 29: Niall Horan 31: Justin Bieber's mom Step 3: your shirť's colour red: because i smoked crack black: because im a ninja blue: because i ran out of other things white: because im a stripper. Deal with it. to do purple: because my friend told me to dots: because i felt like it no shirt because the voices in my head tokd yellow: because im sexy like that orange: because i love drama green: because im single pink: because i was bom that way gray: because i was homy Reinvented by PurpleDino2021 for 1Funny :) me to others: because i was dropped on the head as a child thanny mobi I TOOK A SHOWER WITH My bathing suit because the voices in my head told me to. TASTE OF AWESOME.COM Banned in 0 countries I GOT KICKED OUT OF Walmart with Harry Potter because I'm a ninja. I win. TASTE OF AWESOME.COM The #2 most addicting site I Got Kicked Out Ofhttp://omg-humor.tumblr.com
I Licked: Make your own sentence
 ea confused cookie
 Step 2: your birthdate
 1: Lord Voldemort
 2: an old cat
 3: Li Wayne
 4: Taylor Swift
 5: a drunk lady
 6: the tooth fairy
 7: my best friend
 8: a homeless guy 24: a paper bag
 9: a monkey
 10: a down
 11: a puppet
 12: a drug dealer
 13: Harry Potter
 14: a vacuum dleaner 30: Pedobear
 15: Santa Claus
 16: my grandma
 Step 1: your birthday month
 January. I got kicked out of
 Wal-Mart with
 February: I took a shower with
 March: I have nightmares about
 April: I punched
 May: I licked
 June: I think I am
 July: I used to date
 August: I killed
 September: I wrote a letter to
 October: I'm deeply in love with
 November; I went to McDonalds
 with
 December: I named my cat after
 17: Barack Obama
 18: Robert Pattinson
 19: Miley Cyrus
 20: Eminem
 21: Chuck Norris
 22: Usher
 23: my bathing suit
 25: Oprah
 26: my maths teacher
 27: a gangster
 28: my future husband
 29: Niall Horan
 31: Justin Bieber's
 mom
 Step 3: your shirť's colour
 red: because i smoked crack
 black: because im a ninja
 blue: because i ran out of other things white: because im a stripper. Deal with it.
 to do
 purple: because my friend told me to
 dots: because i felt like it
 no shirt because the voices in my head tokd
 yellow: because im sexy like that
 orange: because i love drama
 green: because im single
 pink: because i was bom that way
 gray: because i was homy
 Reinvented by PurpleDino2021 for 1Funny :)
 me to
 others: because i was dropped on the head
 as a child
 thanny mobi
 I TOOK A SHOWER
 WITH
 My bathing suit because the voices in my head told me to.
 TASTE OF AWESOME.COM
 Banned in 0 countries
 I GOT KICKED OUT OF
 Walmart with Harry Potter because I'm a ninja. I win.
 TASTE OF AWESOME.COM
 The #2 most addicting site
I Got Kicked Out Ofhttp://omg-humor.tumblr.com

I Got Kicked Out Ofhttp://omg-humor.tumblr.com

I Licked: Make your own sentence ea confused cookie Step 1: your birthday month January: I got kicked out of Wal-Mart with February: I took a shower with Step 2: your birthdate 1: Lord Voldemort 2: an old cat 17: Barack Obama 18: Robert Pattinson 19: Miley Cyrus 20: Eminem 21: Chuck Norris 22: Usher 3: Li Wayne March: I have nightmares about 4: Taylor Swift 5: a drunk lady 6: the tooth fairy 7: my best friend 8: a homeless guy 9: a monkey 10: a down October: I'm deeply in love with 11: a puppet November: I went io McDonalds 12:a drug dealer 13: Harry Potter April: I punched May: I licked June: I think I am July: I used to date August: I killed September: I wrote a letter to 23: my bathing suit 24: a paper bag 25: Oprah 26: my maths teacher 27: a gangster 28: my future husband 29: Niall Horan 14: a vacuum cleaner 30: Pedobear 31: Justin Bieber's tar with December: I named my cat after 15: Santa Claus 16: my grandma Step 3: your shirt's colour mom red: because i smoked crack black: because im a ninja blue: because i ran out of other things white: because im a stripper. Deal with it. to do purple: because my friend told me to dots: because i felt like it yellow: because im sexy like that orange: because i love drama green: because im single pink: because i was bom that way gray: because i was homy no shirt because the voices in my head told me to others: because i was dropped on the head as a child e ifunny.mobi Reinvented by PurpleDino2021 for iFunny:) I TOOK A SHOWER WITH My bathing suit because the voices in my head told me to. TASTE OF AWESOME.COM Banned in 0 countries I Took A Shower With http://omg-humor.tumblr.com
I Licked: Make your own sentence
 ea confused cookie
 Step 1: your birthday month
 January: I got kicked out of
 Wal-Mart with
 February: I took a shower with
 Step 2: your birthdate
 1: Lord Voldemort
 2: an old cat
 17: Barack Obama
 18: Robert Pattinson
 19: Miley Cyrus
 20: Eminem
 21: Chuck Norris
 22: Usher
 3: Li Wayne
 March: I have nightmares about 4: Taylor Swift
 5: a drunk lady
 6: the tooth fairy
 7: my best friend
 8: a homeless guy
 9: a monkey
 10: a down
 October: I'm deeply in love with 11: a puppet
 November: I went io McDonalds 12:a drug dealer
 13: Harry Potter
 April: I punched
 May: I licked
 June: I think I am
 July: I used to date
 August: I killed
 September: I wrote a letter to
 23: my bathing suit
 24: a paper bag
 25: Oprah
 26: my maths teacher
 27: a gangster
 28: my future husband
 29: Niall Horan
 14: a vacuum cleaner 30: Pedobear
 31: Justin Bieber's
 tar
 with
 December: I named my cat after
 15: Santa Claus
 16: my grandma
 Step 3: your shirt's colour
 mom
 red: because i smoked crack
 black: because im a ninja
 blue: because i ran out of other things white: because im a stripper. Deal with it.
 to do
 purple: because my friend told me to
 dots: because i felt like it
 yellow: because im sexy like that
 orange: because i love drama
 green: because im single
 pink: because i was bom that way
 gray: because i was homy
 no shirt because the voices in my head told
 me to
 others: because i was dropped on the head
 as a child
 e ifunny.mobi
 Reinvented by PurpleDino2021 for iFunny:)
 I TOOK A SHOWER WITH
 My bathing suit because the voices in my head told me to.
 TASTE OF AWESOME.COM
 Banned in 0 countries
I Took A Shower With http://omg-humor.tumblr.com

I Took A Shower With http://omg-humor.tumblr.com