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i need a girl: I need a girl like this
i need a girl: I need a girl like this

I need a girl like this

i need a girl: look at those little white socks! @Dr Smashlove Shout to u girls that's needy Bruh I fucks with y'all. To be honest? I can't fuck with a girl that's not needy. Why you so un-needy all of a sudden? You texting somebody else? GOOD. HAVE A GREAT LIFE WITH HIM - GOODBYE AF. 😂 Nah but real talk I need a girl where I pass out and fall asleep early one night and wake up to 16 progressively angrier texts. "Hey you 😊"..."Heyyyyy"..."why are you ignoring me lol"..."SUP MOTHERFUCKER WYA". And then two WhatsApp messages: "OH HEY - THE FUCK YOU AT"..."YOU KNOW WHAT, YOU TESTING ME." Then a Snapchat of just the Punani with the following overtext: "MEMORIZE THIS PUNANI THAT YOU WILL *NEVER* TOUCH AGAIN OL LYING ASS - TRIFLING ASS - IGNORING LOOKIN ASS - BITCH U AIN'T SHIT. DELETE ME. BECAUSE I ALREADY BLOCKED YOU." And then the Grand Finale. The Copestone. The Coupe de Grâce. This is reserved for the absolute craziest of the crazies. The email on your work email server. Subject line: "Hey". Text: "hey. Just worried about you baby. You ok? Because you better not be. You literally better be kidnapped and held hostage in a basement somewhere because if you're alive and we'll I'm gonna come blow up the skyscraper you work in - FYI. Goodbye. You're blocked over text so reply via email please - thank you." That's it. That right there is true love. Ain no such thing as needy and un-needy Bruh. She either so in love that she go to sleep plotting on how she gon kill you (after she experience that perfect dick one last time) - or she just think u aight. As for me? I prefer true love 🤗. May u all find someone who will not only kill for you, but will also literally kill you - like slit your throat out of passionate love 😍. Ya get me! Bless up 😂😂😂
i need a girl: look at those little white socks!
 @Dr Smashlove
Shout to u girls that's needy Bruh I fucks with y'all. To be honest? I can't fuck with a girl that's not needy. Why you so un-needy all of a sudden? You texting somebody else? GOOD. HAVE A GREAT LIFE WITH HIM - GOODBYE AF. 😂 Nah but real talk I need a girl where I pass out and fall asleep early one night and wake up to 16 progressively angrier texts. "Hey you 😊"..."Heyyyyy"..."why are you ignoring me lol"..."SUP MOTHERFUCKER WYA". And then two WhatsApp messages: "OH HEY - THE FUCK YOU AT"..."YOU KNOW WHAT, YOU TESTING ME." Then a Snapchat of just the Punani with the following overtext: "MEMORIZE THIS PUNANI THAT YOU WILL *NEVER* TOUCH AGAIN OL LYING ASS - TRIFLING ASS - IGNORING LOOKIN ASS - BITCH U AIN'T SHIT. DELETE ME. BECAUSE I ALREADY BLOCKED YOU." And then the Grand Finale. The Copestone. The Coupe de Grâce. This is reserved for the absolute craziest of the crazies. The email on your work email server. Subject line: "Hey". Text: "hey. Just worried about you baby. You ok? Because you better not be. You literally better be kidnapped and held hostage in a basement somewhere because if you're alive and we'll I'm gonna come blow up the skyscraper you work in - FYI. Goodbye. You're blocked over text so reply via email please - thank you." That's it. That right there is true love. Ain no such thing as needy and un-needy Bruh. She either so in love that she go to sleep plotting on how she gon kill you (after she experience that perfect dick one last time) - or she just think u aight. As for me? I prefer true love 🤗. May u all find someone who will not only kill for you, but will also literally kill you - like slit your throat out of passionate love 😍. Ya get me! Bless up 😂😂😂

Shout to u girls that's needy Bruh I fucks with y'all. To be honest? I can't fuck with a girl that's not needy. Why you so un-needy all o...

i need a girl: Resolved Question Show me another Masturbation question? please help!? Britney Ok you guys just listen to what Ihave to say. I am really really confused ok so a while ago was masturbating with an egg and was just about to organism when all of a sudden my vag just liked sucked it up. It was like a vacuum, and not just a regular vacuum it was like a hoover or a dyson. You know, the ones where the guy talks about the vacuum never losing suction? Yeah, my vag is a dyson. Anyway, I was so scared and spent the rest of the night trying to queef out that egg but it wouldn't come out So the other day I was playing basketball in gym and the egg fell out! Into my gitch! I was too afraid to take it out and people probably thoughIwas growing a peen or something So I didn't take it out of my underwear until I got home and the was hardboiled, My vagina is a vacuum and a pot of boiling water. It hardboiled an egg! lm not done! So I put it in the fridge because I didn't know what else to do. A couple hours later, my dad was eating an egg salad sandwhich! 4 weeks ago eve: SO iconic Need👏 me 👏one👏 like 👏this 💦💦💦😩😩😩. I need a girl who can succcc me right up into her life👌👌 someone who can warm me up on the inside 😍😍😍 and someone who feeds the needy 💕💕💕💕 -Justin
i need a girl: Resolved Question
 Show me another
 Masturbation question? please help!?
 Britney
 Ok you guys just listen to what Ihave to say. I am really really confused ok so a while
 ago was masturbating with an egg and was just about to organism when all of a
 sudden my vag just liked sucked it up. It was like a vacuum, and not just a regular
 vacuum it was like a hoover or a dyson. You know, the ones where the guy talks
 about the vacuum never losing suction? Yeah, my vag is a dyson.
 Anyway, I was so scared and spent the rest of the night trying to queef out that egg
 but it wouldn't come out
 So the other day I was playing basketball in gym and the egg fell out! Into my gitch! I
 was too afraid to take it out and people probably thoughIwas growing a peen or
 something So I didn't take it out of my underwear until I got home and the was
 hardboiled, My vagina is a vacuum and a pot of boiling water. It hardboiled an egg!
 lm not done! So I put it in the fridge because I didn't know what else to do. A couple
 hours later, my dad was eating an egg salad sandwhich!
 4 weeks ago
 eve:
 SO iconic
Need👏 me 👏one👏 like 👏this 💦💦💦😩😩😩. I need a girl who can succcc me right up into her life👌👌 someone who can warm me up on the inside 😍😍😍 and someone who feeds the needy 💕💕💕💕 -Justin

Need👏 me 👏one👏 like 👏this 💦💦💦😩😩😩. I need a girl who can succcc me right up into her life👌👌 someone who can warm me up on the inside 😍😍😍 a...

i need a girl: Girls who cook weaux: richliam: I need a girl like this when she fry them skittles just right😫💯👌🏾
i need a girl: Girls who cook
weaux:

richliam:

I need a girl like this

when she fry them skittles just right😫💯👌🏾

weaux: richliam: I need a girl like this when she fry them skittles just right😫💯👌🏾

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i need a girl: Girls who cook
duppymon:

weaux:

richliam:

I need a girl like this

when she fry them skittles just right😫💯👌🏾

duppymon: weaux: richliam: I need a girl like this when she fry them skittles just right😫💯👌🏾

i need a girl: Girls who cook weaux: richliam: I need a girl like this when she fry them skittles just right😫💯👌🏾
i need a girl: Girls who cook
weaux:

richliam:

I need a girl like this

when she fry them skittles just right😫💯👌🏾

weaux: richliam: I need a girl like this when she fry them skittles just right😫💯👌🏾