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i smile: Thread i received this comically large pencil as a gift several years ago and my first thought, understandably, was 'what the christ am i meant to do with this?' @oscarewilde 1d the 2nd thought i had was: I'm Quite Certain I Could Ruin Someone's Day With This. And so a while ago i took it in with me to a lecture, hoping against hope that whichever poor Fool was unfortunate enough to sit next to me might have forgotten or misplaced their writing implement 6 t1916 15.7K @oscarewilde 1d utilising The Pencil is also dependent on the person not using a laptop. So the chances of success are extraordinarily slim, and l've only managed to find suitable candidates three times in all of the dozens of occasions i've had The Pencil on my person 694 13.8K 4 @oscarewilde 1d i size up my target, watching them feign patting their pockets in vain for the ballpoint they so obviously left at home, and i wait, i wait for the blessed question... Do You Have A Pen I Could Borrow? t1 801 13.8K @oscarewilde 1d 'Oh, i say, 'I'm so sorry; I only have a pencil 'That's fine!'i hear them say, distantly now, as the blood is rushing to my ears and i can barely hear them. I maintain a straight face This is key to the delivery and the final blow 106 25K 10 @oscarewilde 1d I reach into my bag for The Pencil. The look of utter dumbfounded misery as i hand it to the victim is unparalleled in its sweetness. In an instant their eyes flicker through the 5 stages of grief, landing on acceptance, as they realise it's This or Nothing 101,627 26.5K 15 @oscarewilde 1d still maintaining that eye contact i smile, only the tiniest fraction, the unspoken words forming between us. 'What are you gonna do now, huh? You feeling lucky, kiddo? Buddy? Buckaroo? You gonna kick up a fuss in this silent lecture theatre? Huh Or will you take The Pencil?" t11,332 24.1K 14 @oscarewilde 1d they Always take the pencil 125 catchymemes: The Pencil
 i smile: Thread
 i received this comically large pencil as a gift several
 years ago and my first thought, understandably, was
 'what the christ am i meant to do with this?'

 @oscarewilde 1d
 the 2nd thought i had was: I'm Quite Certain I Could Ruin
 Someone's Day With This. And so a while ago i took it in
 with me to a lecture, hoping against hope that whichever
 poor Fool was unfortunate enough to sit next to me might
 have forgotten or misplaced their writing implement
 6
 t1916
 15.7K
 @oscarewilde 1d
 utilising The Pencil is also dependent on the person not
 using a laptop. So the chances of success are
 extraordinarily slim, and l've only managed to find suitable
 candidates three times in all of the dozens of occasions
 i've had The Pencil on my person
 694
 13.8K
 4
 @oscarewilde 1d
 i size up my target, watching them feign patting their
 pockets in vain for the ballpoint they so obviously left at
 home, and i wait, i wait for the blessed question... Do You
 Have A Pen I Could Borrow?
 t1 801
 13.8K

 @oscarewilde 1d
 'Oh, i say, 'I'm so sorry; I only have a pencil 'That's fine!'i
 hear them say, distantly now, as the blood is rushing to my
 ears and i can barely hear them. I maintain a straight face
 This is key to the delivery and the final blow
 106 25K
 10
 @oscarewilde 1d
 I reach into my bag for The Pencil. The look of utter
 dumbfounded misery as i hand it to the victim is
 unparalleled in its sweetness. In an instant their eyes flicker
 through the 5 stages of grief, landing on acceptance, as
 they realise it's This or Nothing
 101,627
 26.5K
 15
 @oscarewilde 1d
 still maintaining that eye contact i smile, only the tiniest
 fraction, the unspoken words forming between us. 'What
 are you gonna do now, huh? You feeling lucky, kiddo?
 Buddy? Buckaroo? You gonna kick up a fuss in this silent
 lecture theatre? Huh Or will you take The Pencil?"
 t11,332
 24.1K
 14
 @oscarewilde 1d
 they Always take the pencil
 125
catchymemes:


The Pencil

catchymemes: The Pencil

i smile: The bigger I smile, the smaller my eyes get [ 📸: @marksingerman ] ps: can I get 60 likes?
 i smile: The bigger I smile, the smaller my eyes get [ 📸: @marksingerman ] ps: can I get 60 likes?

The bigger I smile, the smaller my eyes get [ 📸: @marksingerman ] ps: can I get 60 likes?

i smile: i applaud people who have been through hell but are still kind & loving towards other humans. i hope the universe rewards you with happiness Here is to the unsung heroes. Removed from the celebrities and popular cultures of our current society, are the not so celebrated individuals and the brilliant cultures that make the world a better place to live. Nowadays it is not cool to be on time, to care, to have less money, to go out on a limb for others, or to deliver random acts of kindness. It ain't "gangster" if you praise people for being amazing humanitarians that make life worth living, or when your turntup but you aren't drunk. If you study hard and are able to hold a decent conversation you are a geek. You're probably not going to get a Nobel peace prize for volunteering in an African village, administering food and care to orphans, or for marching on government shouting "stop bombing killing citizens!" As we all know the people who move 30,000 troops into Afghanistan are destined for such awards. Selflessness is a route that few people take, often for a short amount of time. But some do for the whole of their lives. When they do it is quite beautiful, here is to the unsung heroes in the world. The nurses, volunteers, philanthropists, recyclers, carers, helpers, donators, lovers and the fighters who aren't scared to stand up for who and what they believe in. The doctors, the spiritual leaders of self love, the well wishers and do gooders, the energy givers, those who don't give to receive but just to give. Those who prioritise the needs of others over their own wants. Those who dedicate their time, and those who dedicate their lives, to helping others and the world. Those who do things for free for people, just because they love people. Even if you will never be hailed a celebrity, never be rich, never have a jay z song dedicated to you. You are cool in my eyes, respect and you have the support of real people, which is better than the following of a materialistic society. You are some of the reasons I smile :) chakabars
 i smile: i applaud people who have been
 through hell but are still kind & loving
 towards other humans. i hope the
 universe rewards you with happiness
Here is to the unsung heroes. Removed from the celebrities and popular cultures of our current society, are the not so celebrated individuals and the brilliant cultures that make the world a better place to live. Nowadays it is not cool to be on time, to care, to have less money, to go out on a limb for others, or to deliver random acts of kindness. It ain't "gangster" if you praise people for being amazing humanitarians that make life worth living, or when your turntup but you aren't drunk. If you study hard and are able to hold a decent conversation you are a geek. You're probably not going to get a Nobel peace prize for volunteering in an African village, administering food and care to orphans, or for marching on government shouting "stop bombing killing citizens!" As we all know the people who move 30,000 troops into Afghanistan are destined for such awards. Selflessness is a route that few people take, often for a short amount of time. But some do for the whole of their lives. When they do it is quite beautiful, here is to the unsung heroes in the world. The nurses, volunteers, philanthropists, recyclers, carers, helpers, donators, lovers and the fighters who aren't scared to stand up for who and what they believe in. The doctors, the spiritual leaders of self love, the well wishers and do gooders, the energy givers, those who don't give to receive but just to give. Those who prioritise the needs of others over their own wants. Those who dedicate their time, and those who dedicate their lives, to helping others and the world. Those who do things for free for people, just because they love people. Even if you will never be hailed a celebrity, never be rich, never have a jay z song dedicated to you. You are cool in my eyes, respect and you have the support of real people, which is better than the following of a materialistic society. You are some of the reasons I smile :) chakabars

Here is to the unsung heroes. Removed from the celebrities and popular cultures of our current society, are the not so celebrated individ...