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Idiot: I was thrilled to see my local Chinese restaurant was getting in on the movement. Then realized I’m an idiot and I ordered beef Lo mein
Idiot: I was thrilled to see my local Chinese restaurant was getting in on the movement. Then realized I’m an idiot and I ordered beef Lo mein

I was thrilled to see my local Chinese restaurant was getting in on the movement. Then realized I’m an idiot and I ordered beef Lo mein

Idiot: I was thrilled to see my local Chinese restaurant was getting in on the movement. Then realized I’m an idiot and I ordered beef Lo mein
Idiot: I was thrilled to see my local Chinese restaurant was getting in on the movement. Then realized I’m an idiot and I ordered beef Lo mein

I was thrilled to see my local Chinese restaurant was getting in on the movement. Then realized I’m an idiot and I ordered beef Lo mein

Idiot: xkcd - I’m an idiot (530)
Idiot: xkcd - I’m an idiot (530)

xkcd - I’m an idiot (530)

Idiot: Tasty idiot! by Febuarie MORE MEMES
Idiot: Tasty idiot! by Febuarie
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Tasty idiot! by Febuarie MORE MEMES

Idiot: Tasty idiot!
Idiot: Tasty idiot!

Tasty idiot!

Idiot: I am an idiot
Idiot: I am an idiot

I am an idiot

Idiot: Incorrect usage changes the meaning of your sentence and also makes you look like a damn idiot!
Idiot: Incorrect usage changes the meaning of your sentence and also makes you look like a damn idiot!

Incorrect usage changes the meaning of your sentence and also makes you look like a damn idiot!

Idiot: The amount of people who write people off or call someone an idiot for their affiliation is amazing
Idiot: The amount of people who write people off or call someone an idiot for their affiliation is amazing

The amount of people who write people off or call someone an idiot for their affiliation is amazing

Idiot: Fucking idiot by redditfag66 MORE MEMES
Idiot: Fucking idiot by redditfag66
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Fucking idiot by redditfag66 MORE MEMES

Idiot: My Idiot Cat
Idiot: My Idiot Cat

My Idiot Cat

Idiot: number-four: becausewedefinetheworld: sirro85-blog: oneshoeshort: abbessolute: feytaline-loves: motherfrigginpsas: LISTEN UP AGAIN KIDSSTOP REBLOGGING THIS FUCKING GARBAGE POST. IT IS 100% FUCKING BULLSHIT AND CAN AND MOST DEFINITELY WILL LITERALLY KILL. DO YOU NOT SEE WARNING LABELS THAT SAY “DO NOT INDUCE VOMITING”? THEY AREN’T FUCKING AROUND. YOU CAN FUCKING BURN THEIR ESOPHAGUS BY CAUSING VOMITING, CAUSE CHOKING, DROWNING, OR MAKE IT WORSE! AGAIN DO NOT FORCE ANYTHING DOWN ANYONE’S THROAT. THEY. CAN. DROWN. IF SOMEONE IS LOSING CONCIOUSNESS ALL THE CHIT CHAT IN THE WORLD WILL NOT PREVENT IT AT THAT POINT THEY ARE IN SERIOUS DANGER.“Buuut i don’t wanna take them to the hospital!!!”WELL SUNSHINE GLAD YOU’D RATHER HAVE A DEAD FRIEND THAN A LIVING ONE BUT YOU’RE IN LUCKCALL FUCKING POISON CONTROL. THEY ARE NOT THE COPS. THEY WILL HELP YOU.AND IF THEY SAY GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL YOU GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL. NO EXCUSES. 0. NONE.I have seen this shit cross my dash SO MANY TIMES so PLEASE fucking reblog this and prevent some well meaning idiot from accidentally killing someone they love! For the love of god PLEASE REBLOG THIS I see this stupid fucking post one a goddamn week and someone is going to literally fucking die from it @oneshoeshort IF YOU WONT LISTEN TO OP, LISTEN TO THE RETIRED PARAMEDIC WHO HAS SEEN PEOPLE DIE FROM THIS SHIT. Poison control may advise diluting the toxin somehow like with water or milk, otherwise do not give them something to drink and take the empty pill bottle/ blister pack with you to the hospital. btw just searched it up, US poison control number is 1 800 222 1222 aight so i googled these so PLEASE correct me if im wrong BUT: (these were the only ones i could find, most likely because of the international number listed above and below, but I felt necessary to add them all.) Åland Islands: Poison Control Center (09) 471 977 (Australia-wide) 131126 wch.sa.gov.au CARPIN CARibbean Poison Information Network Jamaica and the wider Caribbean: Telephone: 1-888-POISONS, 1-888-764-7667 (toll fee) Cyprus: Drugs/Narcotics/Poison Emergency Tel: 1401 Malaysia, Philippines, & other aurrounding locations: PRN(Pusat Racun Negara) Poisoning and Emergency: 1-800-88-8099 & 04-6570099 Trinidad & Tobago: Poison Hotline 800-2PIC(2742) (Tel) AAPCC (American Association of Poison Control Centers) AND FOR INTERNATIONAL USE AS WELL. INTERPRETATION FOR 161 LANGUAGES ARE AVAILABLE: 1-800-222-1222
Idiot: number-four:

becausewedefinetheworld:

sirro85-blog:

oneshoeshort:

abbessolute:


feytaline-loves:

motherfrigginpsas:
LISTEN UP AGAIN KIDSSTOP REBLOGGING THIS FUCKING GARBAGE POST. IT IS 100% FUCKING BULLSHIT AND CAN AND MOST DEFINITELY WILL LITERALLY KILL. DO YOU NOT SEE WARNING LABELS THAT SAY “DO NOT INDUCE VOMITING”? THEY AREN’T FUCKING AROUND.  YOU CAN FUCKING BURN THEIR ESOPHAGUS BY CAUSING VOMITING, CAUSE CHOKING, DROWNING, OR MAKE IT WORSE! AGAIN DO NOT FORCE ANYTHING DOWN ANYONE’S THROAT. THEY. CAN. DROWN. IF SOMEONE IS LOSING CONCIOUSNESS ALL THE CHIT CHAT IN THE WORLD WILL NOT PREVENT IT AT THAT POINT THEY ARE IN SERIOUS DANGER.“Buuut i don’t wanna take them to the hospital!!!”WELL SUNSHINE GLAD YOU’D RATHER HAVE A DEAD FRIEND THAN A LIVING ONE BUT YOU’RE IN LUCKCALL FUCKING POISON CONTROL. THEY ARE NOT THE COPS. THEY WILL HELP YOU.AND IF THEY SAY GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL YOU GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL. NO EXCUSES. 0. NONE.I have seen this shit cross my dash SO MANY TIMES so PLEASE fucking reblog this and prevent some well meaning idiot from accidentally killing someone they love! For the love of god PLEASE REBLOG THIS
I see this stupid fucking post one a goddamn week and someone is going to literally fucking die from it

@oneshoeshort


IF YOU WONT LISTEN TO OP, LISTEN TO THE RETIRED PARAMEDIC WHO HAS SEEN PEOPLE DIE FROM THIS SHIT. 


Poison control may advise diluting the toxin somehow like with water or milk, otherwise do not give them something to drink and take the empty pill bottle/ blister pack with you to the hospital. 

btw just searched it up, US poison control number is 1 800 222 1222



aight so i googled these so PLEASE correct me if im wrong BUT:
(these were the only ones i could find, most likely because of the international number listed above and below, but I felt necessary to add them all.)
Åland Islands: Poison Control Center (09) 471 977
(Australia-wide) 131126 wch.sa.gov.au
CARPIN CARibbean Poison Information Network Jamaica and the wider Caribbean: Telephone: 1-888-POISONS, 1-888-764-7667 (toll fee)
Cyprus: Drugs/Narcotics/Poison Emergency Tel: 1401
Malaysia, Philippines, & other aurrounding locations: PRN(Pusat Racun Negara) Poisoning and Emergency: 1-800-88-8099 & 04-6570099
Trinidad & Tobago: Poison Hotline 800-2PIC(2742) (Tel)
AAPCC (American Association of Poison Control Centers) AND FOR INTERNATIONAL USE AS WELL. INTERPRETATION FOR 161 LANGUAGES ARE AVAILABLE:
1-800-222-1222

number-four: becausewedefinetheworld: sirro85-blog: oneshoeshort: abbessolute: feytaline-loves: motherfrigginpsas: LISTEN UP AGAIN...

Idiot: audrey-hepbae: snacfu: liebgoth: weknowwearebeautifulanduglytoo: joekerspades: elitigre: frender: deadfoxforcutie: trashgender-neurotica: blueeyeddl: tikkunolamorgtfo: trashgender-neurotica: When you’re an adult man and you try to troll a little girl but instead she drags you straight to hell. (source) “I’m down with white nationalism but I will clutch my pearls if I hear an F-bomb.” White people in a nutshell. Is he calling her “young man” or “young ma'am”? I can’t tell. Considering it’s infowars, may be relevant either way….. He said “young man”, no doubt in an attempt to launch into anti-trans rhetoric with her as a prop. This is a good way to handle that. why is it that every reactionary white dude talks like this. “oh wow, oh my gosh!! oh golly!! oh jeepers!!” it’s actually a little bit horrifying that he would try to expose a child to the lion den of internet white nationalism by making her a prop to make fun of. but yeah, the little girl is “scandalous” because she rightfully called this grown man a fucking idiot Fun trivia fact: this single clip entirely ended this dumbass dude’s career in Infowars and alt right publication, because no one took him seriously anymore after a “little girl” called him a fucking idiot to his face and all he could do was say wow and oh my gosh. I’m glad. Fuck that guy. Hey that’s me in the 8th grade lol, I use they them pronouns now fank uuuu!!!! Also I still have those same glasses :0 how time flies!! Also if u were wondering how the altercation started I was at this defend DACA protest and my jewish ass was like is that FUCKING infowars harassing an old lady and so I posted the fuck up. Texas style. YOURE MY HERO Long live this hero. May they never need a new prescription.
Idiot: audrey-hepbae:
snacfu:

liebgoth:


weknowwearebeautifulanduglytoo:

joekerspades:

elitigre:

frender:

deadfoxforcutie:


trashgender-neurotica:

blueeyeddl:

tikkunolamorgtfo:


trashgender-neurotica:

When you’re an adult man and you try to troll a little girl but instead she drags you straight to hell.
(source)

“I’m down with white nationalism but I will clutch my pearls if I hear an F-bomb.” White people in a nutshell.


Is he calling her “young man” or “young ma'am”? I can’t tell. Considering it’s infowars, may be relevant either way….. 

He said “young man”, no doubt in an attempt to launch into anti-trans rhetoric with her as a prop.
This is a good way to handle that.

why is it that every reactionary white dude talks like this. “oh wow, oh my gosh!! oh golly!! oh jeepers!!” 


it’s actually a little bit horrifying that he would try to expose a child to the lion den of internet white nationalism by making her a prop to make fun of. but yeah, the little girl is “scandalous” because she rightfully called this grown man a fucking idiot



Fun trivia fact: this single clip entirely ended this dumbass dude’s career in Infowars and alt right publication, because no one took him seriously anymore after a “little girl” called him a fucking idiot to his face and all he could do was say wow and oh my gosh.



I’m glad. Fuck that guy. 

Hey that’s me in the 8th grade lol, I use they them pronouns now fank uuuu!!!! Also I still have those same glasses :0 how time flies!! Also if u were wondering how the altercation started I was at this defend DACA protest and my jewish ass was like is that FUCKING infowars harassing an old lady and so I posted the fuck up. Texas style.



YOURE MY HERO 



Long live this hero. May they never need a new prescription.

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Idiot: annielidraws: “RANMA YOU IDIOT!!!”Find me on Twitter and Instagram! (links included)
Idiot: annielidraws:

“RANMA YOU IDIOT!!!”Find me on Twitter and Instagram! (links included)

annielidraws: “RANMA YOU IDIOT!!!”Find me on Twitter and Instagram! (links included)

Idiot: To vax, or to be an idiot
Idiot: To vax, or to be an idiot

To vax, or to be an idiot

Idiot: Dumb idiot
Idiot: Dumb idiot

Dumb idiot

Idiot: He is a fucking idiot
Idiot: He is a fucking idiot

He is a fucking idiot

Idiot: Look at this pretty idiot! My brothers dog Millie.
Idiot: Look at this pretty idiot! My brothers dog Millie.

Look at this pretty idiot! My brothers dog Millie.

Idiot: idiot girlfriend. where even is love😾🧐
Idiot: idiot girlfriend. where even is love😾🧐

idiot girlfriend. where even is love😾🧐

Idiot: Snake, you idiot!
Idiot: Snake, you idiot!

Snake, you idiot!

Idiot: This Idiot Is Killing Thousands Of Even Bigger Idiots
Idiot: This Idiot Is Killing Thousands Of Even Bigger Idiots

This Idiot Is Killing Thousands Of Even Bigger Idiots

Idiot: I’m an idiot
Idiot: I’m an idiot

I’m an idiot

Idiot: My transaction log to prove an idiot wrong.
Idiot: My transaction log to prove an idiot wrong.

My transaction log to prove an idiot wrong.

Idiot: No one has he's missing you idiot!!
Idiot: No one has he's missing you idiot!!

No one has he's missing you idiot!!

Idiot: What a dumb idiot she was
Idiot: What a dumb idiot she was

What a dumb idiot she was

Idiot: [Future Diary] Yuki my dear, you're kind of an idiot
Idiot: [Future Diary] Yuki my dear, you're kind of an idiot

[Future Diary] Yuki my dear, you're kind of an idiot

Idiot: Ya stupid idiot
Idiot: Ya stupid idiot

Ya stupid idiot

Idiot: Ya stupid idiot
Idiot: Ya stupid idiot

Ya stupid idiot

Idiot: Here's more of Pyro being a complete idiot
Idiot: Here's more of Pyro being a complete idiot

Here's more of Pyro being a complete idiot

Idiot: look at the bar graph idiot
Idiot: look at the bar graph idiot

look at the bar graph idiot

Idiot: Artificial Idiot
Idiot: Artificial Idiot

Artificial Idiot

Idiot: Anti vaxx idiot showing blatant ignorance and says coronavirus does not exist.
Idiot: Anti vaxx idiot showing blatant ignorance and says coronavirus does not exist.

Anti vaxx idiot showing blatant ignorance and says coronavirus does not exist.

Idiot: What do you do when your kid’s school insists on teaching your child exactly why you’re an idiot?
Idiot: What do you do when your kid’s school insists on teaching your child exactly why you’re an idiot?

What do you do when your kid’s school insists on teaching your child exactly why you’re an idiot?

Idiot: we really need to stop the idiot thinking their videos can get featured by posting them in the subreddit
Idiot: we really need to stop the idiot thinking their videos can get featured by posting them in the subreddit

we really need to stop the idiot thinking their videos can get featured by posting them in the subreddit

Idiot: My teacher forgot to make the civil war worksheet view only... some idiot didn't realize he needs to make his own version on docs and turn it in. You KNOW people are just gonna take these answers.
Idiot: My teacher forgot to make the civil war worksheet view only... some idiot didn't realize he needs to make his own version on docs and turn it in. You KNOW people are just gonna take these answers.

My teacher forgot to make the civil war worksheet view only... some idiot didn't realize he needs to make his own version on docs and tur...

Idiot: I finished the robot and it turend out pretty well. His name is Billy and he is a idiot. And yes he is wearing pants
Idiot: I finished the robot and it turend out pretty well. His name is Billy and he is a idiot. And yes he is wearing pants

I finished the robot and it turend out pretty well. His name is Billy and he is a idiot. And yes he is wearing pants

Idiot: evas-idiot-box: retiredmahoushoujo: ad for a chinese sex toy
Idiot: evas-idiot-box:
retiredmahoushoujo:
ad for a chinese sex toy

evas-idiot-box: retiredmahoushoujo: ad for a chinese sex toy

Idiot: Get rekt by Greatest-idiot MORE MEMES
Idiot: Get rekt by Greatest-idiot
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Get rekt by Greatest-idiot MORE MEMES

Idiot: This woman is an idiot.
Idiot: This woman is an idiot.

This woman is an idiot.

Idiot: You are a fucking idiot Karen
Idiot: You are a fucking idiot Karen

You are a fucking idiot Karen

Idiot: A idiot sandwich
Idiot: A idiot sandwich

A idiot sandwich

Idiot: I ran all like an idiot to draw a bird
Idiot: I ran all like an idiot to draw a bird

I ran all like an idiot to draw a bird

Idiot: lol Jerome you idiot
Idiot: lol Jerome you idiot

lol Jerome you idiot

Idiot: DIE, IDIOT, DIE
Idiot: DIE, IDIOT, DIE

DIE, IDIOT, DIE

Idiot: please don’t be that kinda idiot
Idiot: please don’t be that kinda idiot

please don’t be that kinda idiot