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Arsenal, Bless Up, and Bones: He's so smol Ladies I am sorry. On behalf of penis owners everywhere, I am sorry. Y'all put up with a lot. These men, bruh. They ain livin right. Grown ass men. In they 20s. Or 30s. Got a job. Got a lil paycheck. They crib lookin like a damn pigpen. Except unlike pigs which are cute and which God created to roll around in they own shit by nature, these is grown men named Chad and Cory who should know better. The problem bruh is that Chad and Cory had mamas that coddled them. Spoiled them. Did they laundry. You feel me? Cleaned the floor. So when these men get turned loose in the wild they got no preparation. Nobody taught them. They really out here figuring shit out on they own. With that said men here's a quick guide to not having a place that look like a disgusting shithole. (1) Swiffer. Some of u men, your floor sticky in one spot. Ashy in one spot from the roommate who get stoned every day. Filthy in other spots. Swiff that shit. It's literally a mop with a baby wipe on it. It's idiot proof. Just wipe and then chuck the wipe. Bam. Now girls ain't got to tippy toe around your joint bruh have some respect πŸ˜‚. (2) Compostable-recyclable plates-forks-cups. Men - why u buying plates if u gon eat on it and let it sit and get that deep fossilized crust that can never come off looking like a dinosaur bone buried under there? Be real with yourself. Recyclable-compostable everything. Save yourself the headache of doing dishes. Yo mama ain't around. U all alone on this one πŸ˜‚. (3) Lysol toilet bowl cleaner. U can't fuck this up. THE NECK IS ALREADY BENT UPWARD LOL. Just stick your hand in there, squirt and twist. Couple good scrubs, now your joint is gleaming. That's 90 seconds of work for a clean toilet. U feel me? Cleanliness is part of hospitality. This a house not a farm. To keep it πŸ’― if the pipe game nice girls don't care about cleanliness but I like to have both in my arsenal because why be average when u can be exkra and have them wanting to get pregnant with Smash Jr. πŸ€—. Ya get me! Bless up πŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Arsenal, Bless Up, and Bones: He's so smol
Ladies I am sorry. On behalf of penis owners everywhere, I am sorry. Y'all put up with a lot. These men, bruh. They ain livin right. Grown ass men. In they 20s. Or 30s. Got a job. Got a lil paycheck. They crib lookin like a damn pigpen. Except unlike pigs which are cute and which God created to roll around in they own shit by nature, these is grown men named Chad and Cory who should know better. The problem bruh is that Chad and Cory had mamas that coddled them. Spoiled them. Did they laundry. You feel me? Cleaned the floor. So when these men get turned loose in the wild they got no preparation. Nobody taught them. They really out here figuring shit out on they own. With that said men here's a quick guide to not having a place that look like a disgusting shithole. (1) Swiffer. Some of u men, your floor sticky in one spot. Ashy in one spot from the roommate who get stoned every day. Filthy in other spots. Swiff that shit. It's literally a mop with a baby wipe on it. It's idiot proof. Just wipe and then chuck the wipe. Bam. Now girls ain't got to tippy toe around your joint bruh have some respect πŸ˜‚. (2) Compostable-recyclable plates-forks-cups. Men - why u buying plates if u gon eat on it and let it sit and get that deep fossilized crust that can never come off looking like a dinosaur bone buried under there? Be real with yourself. Recyclable-compostable everything. Save yourself the headache of doing dishes. Yo mama ain't around. U all alone on this one πŸ˜‚. (3) Lysol toilet bowl cleaner. U can't fuck this up. THE NECK IS ALREADY BENT UPWARD LOL. Just stick your hand in there, squirt and twist. Couple good scrubs, now your joint is gleaming. That's 90 seconds of work for a clean toilet. U feel me? Cleanliness is part of hospitality. This a house not a farm. To keep it πŸ’― if the pipe game nice girls don't care about cleanliness but I like to have both in my arsenal because why be average when u can be exkra and have them wanting to get pregnant with Smash Jr. πŸ€—. Ya get me! Bless up πŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Ladies I am sorry. On behalf of penis owners everywhere, I am sorry. Y'all put up with a lot. These men, bruh. They ain livin right. Grown a...

Confidence, Ironic, and Skinny: constable-connor scifi dog attire don't you just love it when you want to lose weight and become vegetarian and help the family not be 'fat fucking cunts' (her words not mine) but you just get laughed at and made to feel like an idiot anytime you talk about it or even just talk She's just constantly making fun of me and any time i bring up like ' hey do you want to try this for dinner this week ' 'wtf you won't eat it all you do is eat chips' like IF I SAID HEY YOU WANT TO TRY THIS FOR DINNER THAT MEANS I WILL EAT IT IF I DIDNT WANT TO EAT IT I WOULDN'T SHOW YOU THEN SHE GETS MAD AT ME FOR BEING UPSET WITH her like come the fuck on i just realised why i don't fucking talk to people cause i'm afraid they are all like her ' don't worry about your weight you are prefect!!' 5 mins later ' WHAT ARE YOU EATING FOR YOU DISGUSTING CUNT GOD YOU CANT GO FUCKING 5 MINUTES WITH OUT EATING CAN YOU YOU FAT FUCK NO WONDER YOURE SO FUCKING FAT' or if i don't eat for a while she'll be like ' um you don't have an eating disorder you don't get skinny that way idiot ' she just rips and confidence i have left up into shreds any time she talks to me i'm getting sick of it she wonders why i stay in my bedroom all the fucking time it's to get away from her she's literally bitching about me right now right in front of me ughhh
Confidence, Ironic, and Skinny: constable-connor
 scifi dog attire
don't you just love it when you want to lose weight and become vegetarian and help the family not be 'fat fucking cunts' (her words not mine) but you just get laughed at and made to feel like an idiot anytime you talk about it or even just talk She's just constantly making fun of me and any time i bring up like ' hey do you want to try this for dinner this week ' 'wtf you won't eat it all you do is eat chips' like IF I SAID HEY YOU WANT TO TRY THIS FOR DINNER THAT MEANS I WILL EAT IT IF I DIDNT WANT TO EAT IT I WOULDN'T SHOW YOU THEN SHE GETS MAD AT ME FOR BEING UPSET WITH her like come the fuck on i just realised why i don't fucking talk to people cause i'm afraid they are all like her ' don't worry about your weight you are prefect!!' 5 mins later ' WHAT ARE YOU EATING FOR YOU DISGUSTING CUNT GOD YOU CANT GO FUCKING 5 MINUTES WITH OUT EATING CAN YOU YOU FAT FUCK NO WONDER YOURE SO FUCKING FAT' or if i don't eat for a while she'll be like ' um you don't have an eating disorder you don't get skinny that way idiot ' she just rips and confidence i have left up into shreds any time she talks to me i'm getting sick of it she wonders why i stay in my bedroom all the fucking time it's to get away from her she's literally bitching about me right now right in front of me ughhh

don't you just love it when you want to lose weight and become vegetarian and help the family not be 'fat fucking cunts' (her words not mine...