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If Looks Could Kill: you're a star, baby if looks could kill you鈥檒l be dead up on arrival 馃憢馃槍馃槝馃コ
If Looks Could Kill: you're a star, baby
if looks could kill you鈥檒l be dead up on arrival 馃憢馃槍馃槝馃コ

if looks could kill you鈥檒l be dead up on arrival 馃憢馃槍馃槝馃コ

If Looks Could Kill: BET If looks could kill, this smile would be classified as a WMD
If Looks Could Kill: BET
If looks could kill, this smile would be classified as a WMD

If looks could kill, this smile would be classified as a WMD

If Looks Could Kill: I get that he wants food but if looks could kill, he would go hungry...
If Looks Could Kill: I get that he wants food but if looks could kill, he would go hungry...

I get that he wants food but if looks could kill, he would go hungry...

If Looks Could Kill: I get that he wants food but if looks could kill, he would go hungry...
If Looks Could Kill: I get that he wants food but if looks could kill, he would go hungry...

I get that he wants food but if looks could kill, he would go hungry...

If Looks Could Kill: If looks could kill. Yesterday was to hot to go on a walk. She was not ok with it!
If Looks Could Kill: If looks could kill. Yesterday was to hot to go on a walk. She was not ok with it!

If looks could kill. Yesterday was to hot to go on a walk. She was not ok with it!

If Looks Could Kill: If looks could kill... I don't think he appreciates the shirt mommy bought him!
If Looks Could Kill: If looks could kill... I don't think he appreciates the shirt mommy bought him!

If looks could kill... I don't think he appreciates the shirt mommy bought him!

If Looks Could Kill: If looks could kill, that look would kill Toby's entire family. Which is to say, it would kill Toby and only Toby
If Looks Could Kill: If looks could kill, that look would kill Toby's entire family. Which is to say, it would kill Toby and only Toby

If looks could kill, that look would kill Toby's entire family. Which is to say, it would kill Toby and only Toby

If Looks Could Kill: horrible names and bullies m reason(warning:swearing ahead) rien because I didn't have enough Karma) Yes, English is my first language, no this was not done on mobile but I am new to Reddit. Feel free to point out any mistakes in the comments. d friend, quite gullible and fragile OP: Me AN: Choir teacher/ director JF: Friend JW: Male friend CW: Most not entitled mom GS: Girl Scouts Key: Brownie: second and third grade Girl Scouts division. Daisy: Kindergarten and first grade Now,I'm not entirely sure this counts as entitled, but I believe it does. This has been going on for three about two days, so it's fresh in my mind. years now and these events Some backstory: CS and I were in GS together for nearly a year. Her mom, who was co leader of our troop was terrible. She was lazy, and only showed up when our leader was sick(she was going she's doing better n cookie meetings(T joined right as cookie season started and my mom was the "cookie momster, bad pun, I know) and stuff like that, when she should have. Anyways, over the summer that year, I went to a summer camp for GS and, since CS was in my troop, we were in the same "team. Now, at this summer camp, there were girls of all ages from kindergarten to twelfth grade. CS kept calling all the little kids bitches and pushing them. When I told someone about it, I got in trouble for it because I said "CS is calling the little girls bitches! When she was simply saying ow.) and This is an important detail later. Now, after this go on a selling c I raised over four HUNDRED DOLLARS!I worked my butt off! When the day of the trip came, I was d I could give my permission slip that day. Do you know what CS's mom did? She said "oh, we didnt know you were going. We don't have WHY they ing to do with our troop, brought two Daises, and because I couldn't go since my mom the story So, at the school that I go to, we have a drama club. I decided to join this year because a few of my friends thought Id like it. I, somewhat reluctantly, joined and auditioned for a part. I ended up getting narrator one(not that big of a big role, thank god. I auditioned for a side role and ended up getting that, whoopsie doodle). about three weeks ago, we h yearbook. Since I have gyml pictures for the hour and drama club right after school, I didn't want my decided to take my makeup bag and put it on d group pictures taken. After on of knowing full well she's lesbian and would just h it off and say no. Bi OP: takes out mascara and walks over to LH'heyl Want me to put some mascara on you? LH: "Hell no!" runs around cafeteria where the club meeting was and I chase her, both When we get back to our table, we sit down to catch our breath. CS glares at me and I swear, if looks could kill, Id be six feet under makeup, LH. Don't do it. As I was fighting to hold back tears because Im end of the table and sit down angrily l person, I storm off to the other a fucking bitch was a joke. No OP: still trying not to cry Til stop being one when you do, CS" She stands there for a moment, looking shocked then tries to apologize. I turn away from her and to my grade to be c becledue m nes ater. I'm sitting back stage on the floor with four kids, two kids a grade lower than me, and LH, and JW, practicing lines, since all of our parts line up pretty well together(We were two narrators, old on when, guess who, shows upl CS stands above us with another killing glare on on s Spit sprayed and landed on my face. I winced and r to her back before pointing a get her to leave us alone. Now, I shouldn't have snapped my fingers, but it's habit. I snap my fingers when I'm nervous, but that gives her no right to call me what she did. to CS: stomps her foot and mutters Whore. walks away I text CW and EM, not knowing what to do and EM: Tell AN, we'll be there for you OP: Itll either turn back on me and get me on trouble or Il get called out for tattling.. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place and I cant get out. (At this p g and my tears to my phone, maktatd CW: FUCKING WHAT IMMA NEED AN ADDRESS NOW NO ONE CALLS MY GF A SLUT AND GETS AWAY WITH IT After that, I had to turn my phone off because I had to go on stage to practice and didn't really see what else they texted. At this point, I had already started sobbing and there were black face no one noticed other than a few people giving me a few weird looks and thank god my costume was also black. Anyways, at the end of practice, I went up to AN and told her what happened. She said she'd talk to her about it. I walked into school and saw LH pacing and crying, looking like someone just killed her best friend. I went over and tried to help. LH: screams GET AWAY FROM ME!!! HOW COULD YOU TELL CS THAT SHE'S TOO GOOD TO BE FRIENDS WITH A SLUT LIKE ME YOU KNOW ! HAVE A CRUSH ON HER I whirled around, again sobbing, and got permis- sion to see the counselor before class started. I told her everything that happened and felt much better. The end! Wait, you don't think that's the end? Well, youre right. This bit happened yesterday. I walked into the cafeteria and heard CS yell, "YAY! ANOTHER PERSON ON MY SIDEr d walked over to her OP: Me talking to CsWhat is your problem with me? W-what did I ever do to youl? CS: Insert killer glare once more You know what you did to me, bitch. And even if you don't, you should. I deserve to treat you like this. You deserve to be treated like this bitch. I start crying again and walk away. If anything else happens, Il try update this. My battery went from 100% to 15% reading this...
If Looks Could Kill: horrible
 names and bullies m
 reason(warning:swearing ahead)
 rien
 because I didn't have enough Karma)
 Yes, English is my first language, no this was not
 done on mobile but I am new to Reddit. Feel free
 to point out any mistakes in the comments.
 d friend, quite
 gullible and fragile OP: Me AN: Choir teacher/
 director JF: Friend JW: Male friend CW: Most
 not
 entitled mom GS: Girl Scouts
 Key: Brownie: second and third grade Girl Scouts
 division. Daisy: Kindergarten and first grade
 Now,I'm not entirely sure this counts as entitled,
 but I believe it does. This has been going on for
 three
 about two days, so it's fresh in my mind.
 years now and these events
 Some backstory: CS and I were in GS together for
 nearly a year. Her mom, who was co leader of our
 troop was terrible. She was lazy, and only showed
 up when our leader was sick(she was going
 she's doing better n
 cookie meetings(T joined right as cookie season
 started and my mom was the "cookie momster,
 bad pun, I know) and stuff like that, when she
 should have. Anyways, over the summer that
 year, I went to a summer camp for GS and, since
 CS was in my troop, we were in the same "team.
 Now, at this summer camp, there were girls of
 all ages from kindergarten to twelfth grade. CS
 kept calling all the little kids bitches and pushing
 them. When I told someone about it, I got in
 trouble for it because I said "CS is calling the little
 girls bitches! When she was simply saying
 ow.) and
 This is an important detail later. Now, after this
 go on a
 selling c
 I raised over four HUNDRED DOLLARS!I worked
 my butt off! When the day of the trip came, I was
 d I could give my permission slip that day.
 Do you know what CS's mom did? She said "oh,
 we didnt know you were going. We don't have
 WHY they
 ing to do with our troop, brought two Daises, and
 because I couldn't go since my mom
 the story
 So, at the school that I go to, we have a drama
 club. I decided to join this year because a few
 of my friends thought Id like it. I, somewhat
 reluctantly, joined and auditioned for a part. I
 ended up getting narrator one(not that big of a
 big role, thank god. I auditioned for a side role
 and ended up getting that, whoopsie doodle).
 about three weeks ago, we h
 yearbook. Since I have gyml
 pictures for the
 hour and drama club right after school, I didn't
 want my
 decided to take my makeup bag and put it on
 d group pictures taken. After
 on of
 knowing full well she's lesbian and would just
 h it off and say no. Bi
 OP: takes out mascara and walks over to LH'heyl
 Want me to put some mascara on you?
 LH: "Hell no!" runs around cafeteria where
 the club meeting was and I chase her, both
 When we get back to our table, we sit down to
 catch our breath. CS glares at me and I swear, if
 looks could kill, Id be six feet under
 makeup, LH. Don't do it.
 As I was fighting to hold back tears because Im
 end of the table and sit down angrily
 l person, I storm off to the other
 a fucking bitch was a joke. No
 OP: still trying not to cry Til stop being one
 when you do, CS"
 She stands there for a moment, looking shocked
 then tries to apologize. I turn away from her and
 to
 my grade to be c
 becledue m nes
 ater.
 I'm sitting back stage on the floor with four kids,
 two kids a grade lower than me, and LH, and
 JW, practicing lines, since all of our parts line
 up pretty well together(We were two narrators,
 old
 on
 when, guess who, shows upl CS stands above us
 with another killing glare on
 on s
 Spit sprayed and landed on my face. I winced and
 r to
 her back before pointing a
 get her to leave us alone. Now, I shouldn't have
 snapped my fingers, but it's habit. I snap my
 fingers when I'm nervous, but that gives her no
 right to call me what she did.
 to
 CS: stomps her foot and mutters Whore.
 walks away
 I text CW and EM, not knowing what to do and
 EM: Tell AN, we'll be there for you
 OP: Itll either turn back on me and get me on
 trouble or Il get called out for tattling.. I'm stuck
 between a rock and a hard place and I cant get
 out. (At this p
 g and my tears
 to
 my phone, maktatd
 CW: FUCKING WHAT IMMA NEED AN ADDRESS
 NOW NO ONE CALLS MY GF A SLUT AND
 GETS AWAY WITH IT
 After that, I had to turn my phone off because I
 had to go on stage to practice and didn't really
 see what else they texted. At this point, I had
 already started sobbing and there were black
 face
 no one noticed other than a few people giving me
 a few weird looks and thank god my costume was
 also black. Anyways, at the end of practice, I went
 up to AN and told her what happened. She said
 she'd talk to her about it.
 I walked into school and saw LH pacing and
 crying, looking like someone just killed her best
 friend. I went over and tried to help.
 LH: screams GET AWAY FROM ME!!! HOW COULD
 YOU TELL CS THAT SHE'S TOO GOOD TO BE
 FRIENDS WITH A SLUT LIKE ME YOU KNOW !
 HAVE A CRUSH ON HER
 I whirled around, again sobbing, and got permis-
 sion to see the counselor before class started.
 I told her everything that happened and felt
 much better. The end! Wait, you don't think that's
 the end? Well, youre right. This bit happened
 yesterday. I walked into the cafeteria and heard
 CS yell, "YAY! ANOTHER PERSON ON MY SIDEr
 d walked over to her
 OP: Me talking to CsWhat is your problem with
 me? W-what did I ever do to youl?
 CS: Insert killer glare once more You know what
 you did to me, bitch. And even if you don't,
 you should. I deserve to treat you like this. You
 deserve to be treated like this bitch. I start crying
 again and walk away.
 If anything else happens, Il try update this.
My battery went from 100% to 15% reading this...

My battery went from 100% to 15% reading this...

If Looks Could Kill: Ol4SA 48%. 22:16 25.2k 337 ShareAward Koker93 2.3h I went to Vegas with my wife and 2 other couples about 15 years ago. The other 2 couples liked to party a lot more than we do - we mostly wanted to see the Star Trek Experience (which was great BTW.) Day 2 in Vegas was the Twins opener, so we split from the girls and headed to a sports bar. 2 innings in the bar started to fill up and we realized the final game of the NCAA was the same day. We were there for the baseball game, but we were the only ones. We got there really early compared to the basketball fans so we also had a big table with a view right by the bar. We were shooing people away for the first 4 innings. Then a woman approached and asked if she could join us so my friend of course said yes. And they invited her 6 friends over too. Which left me standing, but I was drunk and didn't care. I was a little annoyed after a while, but then the women started ordering food. A lot of food, and offering it to us. At about inning 8 our wIves all showed up at the bar. They had gotten bored shopping and wanted to ioin us but the bar was so full it had taken them a half hour waiting in line to get in. We didn't know it at the time, but they were watch- ing us for 15 minutes from the front of the entrance line. If looks could kill my friends should have both fallen over dead when their wives walked up. They'd been drunkenly flirting with strangers in front of their wives for 15 minutes. My wife walked up, hugged me, and started laughinq. I had been drunkenly reaching over the shoulders of the women and stealing wings and nachos the entire time. Relationship goals
If Looks Could Kill: Ol4SA 48%. 22:16
 25.2k
 337
 ShareAward
 Koker93 2.3h
 I went to Vegas with my wife and 2 other couples about 15
 years ago. The other 2 couples liked to party a lot more than
 we do - we mostly wanted to see the Star Trek Experience
 (which was great BTW.)
 Day 2 in Vegas was the Twins opener, so we split from the
 girls and headed to a sports bar. 2 innings in the bar started
 to fill up and we realized the final game of the NCAA was
 the same day. We were there for the baseball game, but we
 were the only ones. We got there really early compared to
 the basketball fans so we also had a big table with a view
 right by the bar. We were shooing people away for the first 4
 innings.
 Then a woman approached and asked if she could join us
 so my friend of course said yes. And they invited her 6
 friends over too. Which left me standing, but I was drunk
 and didn't care. I was a little annoyed after a while, but
 then the women started ordering food. A lot of food, and
 offering it to us.
 At about inning 8 our wIves all showed up at the bar. They
 had gotten bored shopping and wanted to ioin us but the
 bar was so full it had taken them a half hour waiting in line
 to get in. We didn't know it at the time, but they were watch-
 ing us for 15 minutes from the front of the entrance line. If
 looks could kill my friends should have both fallen over dead
 when their wives walked up. They'd been drunkenly flirting
 with strangers in front of their wives for 15 minutes.
 My wife walked up, hugged me, and started laughinq. I had
 been drunkenly reaching over the shoulders of the women
 and stealing wings and nachos the entire time.
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