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If Love Is Blind: 10 AWESOME NEW WORDS FOR MILLENNIALS ambitchous OOH, WHAT'S THAT STENCH? "FLIP" (am-bich-uh s) adj. striving to be more of a bitch than the average bitch SMELLS LIKE ENVY. IS IT TRUE CANNIBALS DON'T EAT COMEDIANS WHAT IF BATMAN GETS BITTEN BY A askhole VAMPIRE? BECAUSE THEY TASTE FUNNY? (ahsk-hohl) CAN YOU CRY UNDERWATER? IF I SAVE TIME, WHEN DO I GET IT BACK? n. someone who asks many stupid, pointless, obnoxious questions and/or never uses the advice given. IF LOVE IS BLIND, WHY IS LINGERIE SO POPULAR? WHY DO FEET SMELL AND NOSES RUN? TELL MY MOM I'LL BE OUT IN TWO YEARS. (ALSO SOMEONE PLEASE PASS THE TACOS.) bedgasm (bed-gaz-uh m) n. a feeling of complete and utter euphoria which peaks when climbing into bed at the end of a very long day. THE RARE AND MAJESTIC CELLFISH GLIDES GRACEFULLY ACROSS THE OCEAN BED, EFFECTIVELY HUSHING OTHER SEA CREA- SSSSH! cellfish I'M TALKING HERE! (sel-fish) adj. talking on his or her cell phone despite it being rude or inconsiderate of other people. dudevorce (dyood-vohrs) n. the official end of a bromance. dWEVORCE APPROV NEW CLOTHES OLD CLOTHES floordrobe (flohr-drohb) n. storage for clothing which requires no hangers, drawers, doors or effort. Just drop them CAT on the floor. MISSING lackoass (lak-o-as) adj. having a limited posterior. HAVE YOU SEEN THESE MEATY BUTT CHEEKS? LAST SEEN: TWERKING DRAKE IF FOUND, PLEASE DIAL 320-MILEY-CYRUS (SHE NEEDS THEM BACK) TO-DO LIST TODAY nexterday Buy GRIM REAPER COSTUME. STAND OUTSIDE NURSING HOME AND WAVE. TOMORROW (nekst-ter-dey) WALK INTO SEA WORLD WITH A FISHING POLE. adv. the day after tomorrow. NEXTERDAY STEAL DONUT TRUCK, BE AMUSED WHILE COPS CHASE AFTER DONUT. umop apisdn (un-mop ap-is-de-n) n. it's upside down written upside down. fOOM –ľ–ĺ–∑W WATCHING 1 SEC OF YET ANOTHER KARDASHIAN SPIN-OFF HURRRRR... unlighten (un-lahyt-n) v. to learn something that makes you feel dumber. ¬© DragonAndPenguin.com Source: UrbanDictionary.com dragonandpenguin: |¬†Tumblr¬†|¬†Instagram¬†|¬†Twitter¬†|¬†So it all began when my friend Amanda texted me the word¬†‚Äúambitchous‚ÄĚ, and amidst our laughter I decided that I was going make a comic featuring such words. And so here it is. I still don‚Äôt know if it was such a good idea.Source:¬†Urban Dictionary, To-Do List¬†Credit, Questions¬†Credit¬†
If Love Is Blind: 10 AWESOME NEW WORDS
 FOR MILLENNIALS
 ambitchous
 OOH, WHAT'S THAT
 STENCH?
 "FLIP"
 (am-bich-uh s)
 adj. striving to be more of a
 bitch than the average bitch
 SMELLS LIKE
 ENVY.
 IS IT TRUE CANNIBALS
 DON'T EAT COMEDIANS
 WHAT IF BATMAN
 GETS BITTEN BY A
 askhole
 VAMPIRE?
 BECAUSE THEY TASTE
 FUNNY?
 (ahsk-hohl)
 CAN YOU CRY
 UNDERWATER?
 IF I SAVE TIME,
 WHEN DO I GET IT
 BACK?
 n. someone who asks many
 stupid, pointless, obnoxious
 questions and/or never uses
 the advice given.
 IF LOVE IS BLIND,
 WHY IS LINGERIE SO
 POPULAR?
 WHY DO FEET SMELL
 AND NOSES RUN?
 TELL MY MOM I'LL BE
 OUT IN TWO YEARS.
 (ALSO SOMEONE PLEASE
 PASS THE TACOS.)
 bedgasm
 (bed-gaz-uh m)
 n. a feeling of complete and
 utter euphoria which peaks
 when climbing into bed at the
 end of a very long day.

 THE RARE AND MAJESTIC CELLFISH GLIDES
 GRACEFULLY ACROSS THE OCEAN BED, EFFECTIVELY
 HUSHING OTHER SEA CREA-
 SSSSH!
 cellfish
 I'M TALKING HERE!
 (sel-fish)
 adj. talking on his or her
 cell phone despite it being
 rude or inconsiderate of
 other people.
 dudevorce
 (dyood-vohrs)
 n. the official end of a
 bromance.
 dWEVORCE
 APPROV
 NEW CLOTHES
 OLD CLOTHES
 floordrobe
 (flohr-drohb)
 n. storage for clothing
 which requires no
 hangers, drawers, doors
 or effort. Just drop them
 CAT
 on the floor.

 MISSING
 lackoass
 (lak-o-as)
 adj. having a limited posterior.
 HAVE YOU SEEN THESE
 MEATY BUTT CHEEKS?
 LAST SEEN: TWERKING DRAKE
 IF FOUND, PLEASE DIAL
 320-MILEY-CYRUS
 (SHE NEEDS THEM BACK)
 TO-DO LIST
 TODAY
 nexterday
 Buy GRIM REAPER COSTUME. STAND
 OUTSIDE NURSING HOME AND WAVE.
 TOMORROW
 (nekst-ter-dey)
 WALK INTO SEA WORLD WITH A
 FISHING POLE.
 adv. the day after tomorrow.
 NEXTERDAY
 STEAL DONUT TRUCK, BE AMUSED
 WHILE COPS CHASE AFTER DONUT.

 umop apisdn
 (un-mop ap-is-de-n)
 n. it's upside down written
 upside down.
 fOOM
 –ľ–ĺ–∑W
 WATCHING 1 SEC OF YET
 ANOTHER KARDASHIAN SPIN-OFF
 HURRRRR...
 unlighten
 (un-lahyt-n)
 v. to learn something that
 makes you feel dumber.
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 Source: UrbanDictionary.com
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| Tumblr | Instagram | Twitter | So it all began when my friend Amanda texted me the
word¬†‚Äúambitchous‚ÄĚ, and amidst our laughter I decided that I was going make
a comic featuring such words. And so here it is. I still don’t know if it was
such a good idea.Source: Urban Dictionary,
To-Do List Credit,
Questions Credit 

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If Love Is Blind: 10 AWESOME NEW WORDS FOR MILLENNIALS ambitchous OOH, WHAT'S THAT STENCH? "FLIP" (am-bich-uh s) adj. striving to be more of a bitch than the average bitch SMELLS LIKE ENVY. IS IT TRUE CANNIBALS DON'T EAT COMEDIANS WHAT IF BATMAN GETS BITTEN BY A askhole VAMPIRE? BECAUSE THEY TASTE FUNNY? (ahsk-hohl) CAN YOU CRY UNDERWATER? IF I SAVE TIME, WHEN DO I GET IT BACK? n. someone who asks many stupid, pointless, obnoxious questions and/or never uses the advice given. IF LOVE IS BLIND, WHY IS LINGERIE SO POPULAR? WHY DO FEET SMELL AND NOSES RUN? TELL MY MOM I'LL BE OUT IN TWO YEARS. (ALSO SOMEONE PLEASE PASS THE TACOS.) bedgasm (bed-gaz-uh m) n. a feeling of complete and utter euphoria which peaks when climbing into bed at the end of a very long day. THE RARE AND MAJESTIC CELLFISH GLIDES GRACEFULLY ACROSS THE OCEAN BED, EFFECTIVELY HUSHING OTHER SEA CREA- SSSSH! cellfish I'M TALKING HERE! (sel-fish) adj. talking on his or her cell phone despite it being rude or inconsiderate of other people. dudevorce (dyood-vohrs) n. the official end of a bromance. dWEVORCE APPROV NEW CLOTHES OLD CLOTHES floordrobe (flohr-drohb) n. storage for clothing which requires no hangers, drawers, doors or effort. Just drop them CAT on the floor. MISSING lackoass (lak-o-as) adj. having a limited posterior. HAVE YOU SEEN THESE MEATY BUTT CHEEKS? LAST SEEN: TWERKING DRAKE IF FOUND, PLEASE DIAL 320-MILEY-CYRUS (SHE NEEDS THEM BACK) TO-DO LIST TODAY nexterday Buy GRIM REAPER COSTUME. STAND OUTSIDE NURSING HOME AND WAVE. TOMORROW (nekst-ter-dey) WALK INTO SEA WORLD WITH A FISHING POLE. adv. the day after tomorrow. NEXTERDAY STEAL DONUT TRUCK, BE AMUSED WHILE COPS CHASE AFTER DONUT. umop apisdn (un-mop ap-is-de-n) n. it's upside down written upside down. fOOM –ľ–ĺ–∑W WATCHING 1 SEC OF YET ANOTHER KARDASHIAN SPIN-OFF HURRRRR... unlighten (un-lahyt-n) v. to learn something that makes you feel dumber. ¬© DragonAndPenguin.com Source: UrbanDictionary.com dragonandpenguin: |¬†Tumblr¬†|¬†Instagram¬†|¬†Twitter¬†|¬†So it all began when my friend Amanda texted me the word¬†‚Äúambitchous‚ÄĚ, and amidst our laughter I decided that I was going make a comic featuring such words. And so here it is. I still don‚Äôt know if it was such a good idea.Source:¬†Urban Dictionary, To-Do List¬†Credit, Questions¬†Credit¬†
If Love Is Blind: 10 AWESOME NEW WORDS
 FOR MILLENNIALS
 ambitchous
 OOH, WHAT'S THAT
 STENCH?
 "FLIP"
 (am-bich-uh s)
 adj. striving to be more of a
 bitch than the average bitch
 SMELLS LIKE
 ENVY.
 IS IT TRUE CANNIBALS
 DON'T EAT COMEDIANS
 WHAT IF BATMAN
 GETS BITTEN BY A
 askhole
 VAMPIRE?
 BECAUSE THEY TASTE
 FUNNY?
 (ahsk-hohl)
 CAN YOU CRY
 UNDERWATER?
 IF I SAVE TIME,
 WHEN DO I GET IT
 BACK?
 n. someone who asks many
 stupid, pointless, obnoxious
 questions and/or never uses
 the advice given.
 IF LOVE IS BLIND,
 WHY IS LINGERIE SO
 POPULAR?
 WHY DO FEET SMELL
 AND NOSES RUN?
 TELL MY MOM I'LL BE
 OUT IN TWO YEARS.
 (ALSO SOMEONE PLEASE
 PASS THE TACOS.)
 bedgasm
 (bed-gaz-uh m)
 n. a feeling of complete and
 utter euphoria which peaks
 when climbing into bed at the
 end of a very long day.

 THE RARE AND MAJESTIC CELLFISH GLIDES
 GRACEFULLY ACROSS THE OCEAN BED, EFFECTIVELY
 HUSHING OTHER SEA CREA-
 SSSSH!
 cellfish
 I'M TALKING HERE!
 (sel-fish)
 adj. talking on his or her
 cell phone despite it being
 rude or inconsiderate of
 other people.
 dudevorce
 (dyood-vohrs)
 n. the official end of a
 bromance.
 dWEVORCE
 APPROV
 NEW CLOTHES
 OLD CLOTHES
 floordrobe
 (flohr-drohb)
 n. storage for clothing
 which requires no
 hangers, drawers, doors
 or effort. Just drop them
 CAT
 on the floor.

 MISSING
 lackoass
 (lak-o-as)
 adj. having a limited posterior.
 HAVE YOU SEEN THESE
 MEATY BUTT CHEEKS?
 LAST SEEN: TWERKING DRAKE
 IF FOUND, PLEASE DIAL
 320-MILEY-CYRUS
 (SHE NEEDS THEM BACK)
 TO-DO LIST
 TODAY
 nexterday
 Buy GRIM REAPER COSTUME. STAND
 OUTSIDE NURSING HOME AND WAVE.
 TOMORROW
 (nekst-ter-dey)
 WALK INTO SEA WORLD WITH A
 FISHING POLE.
 adv. the day after tomorrow.
 NEXTERDAY
 STEAL DONUT TRUCK, BE AMUSED
 WHILE COPS CHASE AFTER DONUT.

 umop apisdn
 (un-mop ap-is-de-n)
 n. it's upside down written
 upside down.
 fOOM
 –ľ–ĺ–∑W
 WATCHING 1 SEC OF YET
 ANOTHER KARDASHIAN SPIN-OFF
 HURRRRR...
 unlighten
 (un-lahyt-n)
 v. to learn something that
 makes you feel dumber.
 © DragonAndPenguin.com
 Source: UrbanDictionary.com
dragonandpenguin:

| Tumblr | Instagram | Twitter | So it all began when my friend Amanda texted me the
word¬†‚Äúambitchous‚ÄĚ, and amidst our laughter I decided that I was going make
a comic featuring such words. And so here it is. I still don’t know if it was
such a good idea.Source: Urban Dictionary,
To-Do List Credit,
Questions Credit 

dragonandpenguin: |¬†Tumblr¬†|¬†Instagram¬†|¬†Twitter¬†|¬†So it all began when my friend Amanda texted me the word¬†‚Äúambitchous‚ÄĚ, and amidst our...