IfChristWasATorontoMan-"Trynna bless me a bus ticket fam?"
say honest your 13 I might have to be bout my charges still -IfChristWasATorontoMan
"Yo which mans brought oxtail?" IfChristWasATorontoMan
IfChristWasATorontoMan-Jesus: mandem had water at the party but I came clutch with the wine fammm, manz were wavey
Jesus: man dem I'll be there juss now -*3 days later*-fam I'm outside -IfChristWasATorontoMan
IfChristWasATorontoMan "mans are ascending to heaven cause u waste yutes cheese my soul"
IfChristWasATorontoMan-*last supper*-Jesus: yo one of u waste yutes are gonna snake me & im jus tryna tell you that I'm not haven't it
Peter: these wastemans are saying ur not son of God -JC: what do u say -Peter: u are -JC: DUNNO FAM UR BLESSED STILL IfChristWasATorontoMan
*Talking to Disciples*-Jesus- yo I met dis gyal named Mary, di my gyal is a sweeter ting an di gyals a freak eh-ifChristWasATorontoMan
IfChristWasATorontoMan-J: Say honest Peters a bucket, mans gon deny me 3 times-P: Yo I cant snake fam like that B-J: Say Wallahi-P: Wallahi
Jesus: Man dem are marved?-Disciples: Yo fam mans haven't eaten in days b.-Jesus: Mans want fish? -Peter: fiya-IfChristWasATorontoMan
Jesus: *turns tree branch into a backwoods* -IfChristWasATorontoMan
Non-Beliver: "You're not even the messiah fam!"-Jesus:"Fam truss me!"-NB:"Fam!"-JC:*walks across water*-NB:AHLIE?!-IfChristWasATorontoMan
"so i lobbed you a baddie & you're tryna swerve on my animals.. do you want a deffaz?" IfChristWasATorontoMan
"don't say I never blessed mans" IfChristWasATorontoMan