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Cute, Gif, and Verizon: @イ 79% il Verizon 1:31 PM Can you help me with some basic math? I'm pretty sure it's right tho based on my calculations: you look cute as fuck 9 | 7 4 | 5 6 + 2 3 | 1 Today 1:31 PM Your calculator's broken Sent Send Type a message GIF I am the source of my own unhappiness

Cute, Gif, and Verizon: @イ 79%
il Verizon
1:31 PM
Can you help me with some basic
math? I'm pretty sure it's right tho
based on my calculations:
you look
cute as fuck
9 |
7
4 | 5
6
+
2 3 |
1
Today 1:31 PM
Your calculator's broken
Sent
Send
Type a message
GIF
I am the source of my own unhappiness

Cute, Gif, and Verizon: @イ 79%
il Verizon
1:31 PM
Can you help me with some basic
math? I'm pretty sure it's right tho
based on my calculations:
you look
cute as fuck
9 |
7
4 | 5
6
+
2 3 |
1
Today 1:31 PM
Your calculator's broken
Sent
Send
Type a message
GIF
I am the source of my own unhappiness

I am the source of my own unhappiness

Nsfw, Tits, and Birds: newsweek.com Bird feeders are probably making birds evolve longer beaks> British people really like bird feeders. strangebiology I am not going to tag the name of the bird, because I'm pretty sure I would get tagged as NSFW if I did, but I assure you their beaks are getting longer and it's probably because of the UK's obsession with bird feeders. champawattigress GREAT TITS GAIN MASSIVE PECKERS, MORE AT 11! Source: Newsweek 46,586 notes 17 Times People Had Hilariously Different Reactions

Nsfw, Tits, and Birds: newsweek.com
Bird feeders are probably making birds
evolve longer beaks>
British people really like bird feeders.
strangebiology
I am not going to tag the name of the bird, because I'm pretty sure I would get
tagged as NSFW if I did, but I assure you their beaks are getting longer and it's
probably because of the UK's obsession with bird feeders.
champawattigress
GREAT TITS GAIN MASSIVE PECKERS, MORE AT 11!
Source: Newsweek
46,586 notes
17 Times People Had Hilariously Different Reactions

Nsfw, Tits, and Birds: newsweek.com
Bird feeders are probably making birds
evolve longer beaks>
British people really like bird feeders.
strangebiology
I am not going to tag the name of the bird, because I'm pretty sure I would get
tagged as NSFW if I did, but I assure you their beaks are getting longer and it's
probably because of the UK's obsession with bird feeders.
champawattigress
GREAT TITS GAIN MASSIVE PECKERS, MORE AT 11!
Source: Newsweek
46,586 notes
17 Times People Had Hilariously Different Reactions

17 Times People Had Hilariously Different Reactions

Tumblr, Harriet Tubman, and Audacity: S. @makeupbyshaniah Yall cant even boycott chic fil a Hollywood O @Notorious BigO 2d Don't quote me but I'm pretty sure our generation would've fought back during slavery patconmax:Rip to the slaves on the plantation but I’m different The audacity of the suggestion that somehow the slaves were weaker than this generation for not always being able to overcome slavery makes me will the spirit of Harriet Tubman to rise from the grave and punch you in your stupid face.

Tumblr, Harriet Tubman, and Audacity: S.
@makeupbyshaniah
Yall cant even boycott chic fil a
Hollywood O @Notorious BigO 2d
Don't quote me but I'm pretty sure our
generation would've fought back during
slavery
patconmax:Rip to the slaves on the plantation but I’m different

The audacity of the suggestion that somehow the slaves were weaker than this generation for not always being able to overcome slavery makes me will the spirit of Harriet Tubman to rise from the grave and punch you in your stupid face.

Tumblr, Harriet Tubman, and Audacity: S.
@makeupbyshaniah
Yall cant even boycott chic fil a
Hollywood O @Notorious BigO 2d
Don't quote me but I'm pretty sure our
generation would've fought back during
slavery
patconmax:Rip to the slaves on the plantation but I’m different

The audacity of the suggestion that somehow the slaves were weaker than this generation for not always being able to overcome slavery makes me will the spirit of Harriet Tubman to rise from the grave and punch you in your stupid face.

patconmax:Rip to the slaves on the plantation but I’m different The audacity of the suggestion that somehow the slaves were weaker than th...

God, Tumblr, and Blog: OHMY GOD!! actually... ISTHAT AHUMAN! / i'm pretty sure that's a rock. WOWIE! rikun85: Someone was going to make this joke sooner or later.

God, Tumblr, and Blog: OHMY
GOD!!
actually...
ISTHAT
AHUMAN!
/

i'm pretty sure
that's a rock.
WOWIE!
rikun85:

Someone was going to make this joke sooner or later.

God, Tumblr, and Blog: OHMY
GOD!!
actually...
ISTHAT
AHUMAN!
/

i'm pretty sure
that's a rock.
WOWIE!
rikun85:

Someone was going to make this joke sooner or later.

rikun85: Someone was going to make this joke sooner or later.

Basketball, Dank, and Memes: me: *shoots basketball Cobain my friend: it's Kobe, not Cobain me: I'm pretty sure Kurt Cobain didn't miss his last shot friend: He shoots he scores by thinkulost MORE MEMES

Basketball, Dank, and Memes: me: *shoots basketball Cobain
my friend: it's Kobe, not Cobain
me: I'm pretty sure Kurt Cobain didn't
miss his last shot
friend:
He shoots he scores by thinkulost
MORE MEMES

Basketball, Dank, and Memes: me: *shoots basketball Cobain
my friend: it's Kobe, not Cobain
me: I'm pretty sure Kurt Cobain didn't
miss his last shot
friend:
He shoots he scores by thinkulost
MORE MEMES

He shoots he scores by thinkulost MORE MEMES

Basketball, Kobe, and Kurt Cobain: me: *shoots basketball Cobain my friend: it's Kobe, not Cobain me: I'm pretty sure Kurt Cobain didn't miss his last shot friend: He shoots he scores

Basketball, Kobe, and Kurt Cobain: me: *shoots basketball Cobain
my friend: it's Kobe, not Cobain
me: I'm pretty sure Kurt Cobain didn't
miss his last shot
friend:
He shoots he scores

Basketball, Kobe, and Kurt Cobain: me: *shoots basketball Cobain
my friend: it's Kobe, not Cobain
me: I'm pretty sure Kurt Cobain didn't
miss his last shot
friend:
He shoots he scores

He shoots he scores

Lottery, Next, and Can: Robert People @PeoplesCourt79 If you can stand in line for a lottery ticket you have next to no chance of winning, I'm pretty sure you can stand in line to Pretty sure

Lottery, Next, and Can: Robert People
@PeoplesCourt79
If you can stand in line for a lottery
ticket you have next to no chance of
winning, I'm pretty sure you can stand
in line to
Pretty sure

Lottery, Next, and Can: Robert People
@PeoplesCourt79
If you can stand in line for a lottery
ticket you have next to no chance of
winning, I'm pretty sure you can stand
in line to
Pretty sure

Pretty sure

Money, Diamond, and Wife: Diamond Lou @DiamondLou69 Seriously contemplating remarrying my ex wife, but I'm pretty sure she'll figure out that I'm just after my money. 7/6/15, 7:37 PM 5,050 RETWEETS 8,245 LIKES The ol switcheroo

Money, Diamond, and Wife: Diamond Lou
@DiamondLou69
Seriously contemplating remarrying my
ex wife, but I'm pretty sure she'll figure
out that I'm just after my money.
7/6/15, 7:37 PM
5,050 RETWEETS 8,245 LIKES
The ol switcheroo

Money, Diamond, and Wife: Diamond Lou
@DiamondLou69
Seriously contemplating remarrying my
ex wife, but I'm pretty sure she'll figure
out that I'm just after my money.
7/6/15, 7:37 PM
5,050 RETWEETS 8,245 LIKES
The ol switcheroo

The ol switcheroo

Calvin Klein, Gucci, and Shoes: Steal The Look Boss slim-fit shirt $350 Hermes woven tie $230 Tom Ford shorts $410 Gucci belt $270 Calvin Klein socks $110 Ferragamo shoes $720 now-im-the-butterfly What's wild is spongebob couldn't afford this charayiam Spongebob lived in a 3 story house with a full out library and a piano, and a sun rooftop. I'm pretty sure he could afford this outfit SpongeBobs Drip too hard.

Calvin Klein, Gucci, and Shoes: Steal The Look
Boss slim-fit shirt
$350
Hermes woven tie
$230
Tom Ford shorts
$410
Gucci belt
$270
Calvin Klein socks
$110
Ferragamo shoes
$720
now-im-the-butterfly
What's wild is spongebob couldn't afford this
charayiam
Spongebob lived in a 3 story house with a full out library and a piano, and a
sun rooftop. I'm pretty sure he could afford this outfit
SpongeBobs Drip too hard.

Calvin Klein, Gucci, and Shoes: Steal The Look
Boss slim-fit shirt
$350
Hermes woven tie
$230
Tom Ford shorts
$410
Gucci belt
$270
Calvin Klein socks
$110
Ferragamo shoes
$720
now-im-the-butterfly
What's wild is spongebob couldn't afford this
charayiam
Spongebob lived in a 3 story house with a full out library and a piano, and a
sun rooftop. I'm pretty sure he could afford this outfit
SpongeBobs Drip too hard.

SpongeBobs Drip too hard.

Dank, Money, and Twitter: Diamond Lou @DiamondLou69 Seriously contemplating remarrying my wife, but I'm pretty sure she'll figure out that I'm just after my money. 7/6/15, 7:37 PM 5,050 RETWEETS 8,245 LIKES (credit: @diamondlou69/twitter)

Dank, Money, and Twitter: Diamond Lou
@DiamondLou69
Seriously contemplating remarrying my
wife, but I'm pretty sure she'll figure
out that I'm just after my money.
7/6/15, 7:37 PM
5,050 RETWEETS 8,245 LIKES
(credit: @diamondlou69/twitter)

Dank, Money, and Twitter: Diamond Lou
@DiamondLou69
Seriously contemplating remarrying my
wife, but I'm pretty sure she'll figure
out that I'm just after my money.
7/6/15, 7:37 PM
5,050 RETWEETS 8,245 LIKES
(credit: @diamondlou69/twitter)

(credit: @diamondlou69/twitter)

Money, Diamond, and Wife: Diamond Lou @DiamondLou69 Seriously contemplating remarrying my ex wife, but I'm pretty sure she'll figure out that I'm just after my money. 7/6/15, 7:37 PM 5,050 RETWEETS 8,245 LIKES The ol switcheroo

Money, Diamond, and Wife: Diamond Lou
@DiamondLou69
Seriously contemplating remarrying my
ex wife, but I'm pretty sure she'll figure
out that I'm just after my money.
7/6/15, 7:37 PM
5,050 RETWEETS 8,245 LIKES
The ol switcheroo

Money, Diamond, and Wife: Diamond Lou
@DiamondLou69
Seriously contemplating remarrying my
ex wife, but I'm pretty sure she'll figure
out that I'm just after my money.
7/6/15, 7:37 PM
5,050 RETWEETS 8,245 LIKES
The ol switcheroo

The ol switcheroo

Tumblr, Devil, and Blog: I'm pretty sure that my kitten is the devil... awesomesthesia: Evil Master Cat

Tumblr, Devil, and Blog: I'm pretty sure that my kitten is the devil...
awesomesthesia:

Evil Master Cat

Tumblr, Devil, and Blog: I'm pretty sure that my kitten is the devil...
awesomesthesia:

Evil Master Cat

awesomesthesia: Evil Master Cat

Fall, Jealous, and Love: I'm pretty sure when we fall in love, we don't realize it. We just like that person, and eventually we start defending them, and get jealous if they talk to another person. We always want to be with them because they make our crappy lives worth living for a few hours a day. They take our pain away; make us laugh, make us mad, make us sad, embarrassed. But no matter what they make us feel, we coming back for more. That's just how love is. https://iglovequotes.net/

Fall, Jealous, and Love: I'm pretty sure when we fall in love, we don't realize it. We just like
that person, and eventually we start defending them, and get jealous if
they talk to another person. We always want to be with them because
they make our crappy lives worth living for a few hours a day. They
take our pain away; make us laugh, make us mad, make us sad,
embarrassed. But no matter what they make us feel, we coming back
for more. That's just how love is.
https://iglovequotes.net/

Fall, Jealous, and Love: I'm pretty sure when we fall in love, we don't realize it. We just like
that person, and eventually we start defending them, and get jealous if
they talk to another person. We always want to be with them because
they make our crappy lives worth living for a few hours a day. They
take our pain away; make us laugh, make us mad, make us sad,
embarrassed. But no matter what they make us feel, we coming back
for more. That's just how love is.
https://iglovequotes.net/

https://iglovequotes.net/

Goals, Life, and Say It: you know what'? I'm just gonna say it I'm putting minimum effort into my life/goals because I'm pretty sure I'm gonna end up killing myself

Goals, Life, and Say It: you know what'? I'm just gonna say
it
I'm putting minimum effort into my
life/goals because I'm pretty sure
I'm gonna end up killing myself

Goals, Life, and Say It: you know what'? I'm just gonna say
it
I'm putting minimum effort into my
life/goals because I'm pretty sure
I'm gonna end up killing myself

Tumblr, Devil, and Blog: I'm pretty sure that my kitten is the devil... awesomesthesia: Evil Master Cat

Tumblr, Devil, and Blog: I'm pretty sure that my kitten is the devil...
awesomesthesia:

Evil Master Cat

Tumblr, Devil, and Blog: I'm pretty sure that my kitten is the devil...
awesomesthesia:

Evil Master Cat

awesomesthesia: Evil Master Cat

Ipad, Twitter, and Cowboy: thotrey hepburn @markydoodoo so i have no proof to back this up but i'm pretty sure cowboy bees would say beehaw 5:56 PM 20 Jun 19 Twitter for iPad 2,645 Retweets 9,561 Likes I got the bee haws in the back 🤠

Ipad, Twitter, and Cowboy: thotrey hepburn
@markydoodoo
so i have no proof to back this up
but i'm pretty sure cowboy bees
would say beehaw
5:56 PM 20 Jun 19 Twitter for iPad
2,645 Retweets 9,561 Likes
I got the bee haws in the back 🤠

Ipad, Twitter, and Cowboy: thotrey hepburn
@markydoodoo
so i have no proof to back this up
but i'm pretty sure cowboy bees
would say beehaw
5:56 PM 20 Jun 19 Twitter for iPad
2,645 Retweets 9,561 Likes
I got the bee haws in the back 🤠

I got the bee haws in the back 🤠

Dude, Love, and Cry: imean i'm no love expert but i'm pretty sure the dude making u cry every day isn't ur soulmate

Dude, Love, and Cry: imean i'm no love expert but i'm pretty
sure the dude making u cry every day
isn't ur soulmate

Dude, Love, and Cry: imean i'm no love expert but i'm pretty
sure the dude making u cry every day
isn't ur soulmate

Target, Tumblr, and Yeah: much too chainz haha Follow @youturnmejon *Man walks into a bar covered in kiss |marks* haha yeah well you should see the other guy helloradness: i dont know what my aesthetic is but im pretty sure it’s exactly this tweet

Target, Tumblr, and Yeah: much too chainz haha
Follow
@youturnmejon
*Man walks into a bar covered in kiss
|marks* haha yeah well you should see the
other guy
helloradness:
i dont know what my aesthetic is but im pretty sure it’s exactly this tweet

Target, Tumblr, and Yeah: much too chainz haha
Follow
@youturnmejon
*Man walks into a bar covered in kiss
|marks* haha yeah well you should see the
other guy
helloradness:
i dont know what my aesthetic is but im pretty sure it’s exactly this tweet

helloradness: i dont know what my aesthetic is but im pretty sure it’s exactly this tweet

Dogs, Fucking, and Horses: Oatfalls pack of dogs are guarded by his massive guard dog Teka which basically can and will tear to shreds anythign it doesnt recongize Mot has not clue what breed Teka is Oatfall just appeared with it one day it has killed people and some horses how big this dog is? unnnuh like imagine english mastiff and russian bear dog stacked together and like a small horse thrown in for good measure im pretty sure its technically very not legal to have one Wub No That's Too Big look we arent sure if its even a dog it might just be some high mountain beast Oatfall bought as a cub IT'S TOO BIG IKNOW ITS VERY FUCKING ILLEGAL LING BORK UB AR undergroundwubwubmaster: Canine concepting

Dogs, Fucking, and Horses: Oatfalls pack of dogs are guarded by his massive guard dog Teka which basically can and will tear to shreds anythign it doesnt recongize
Mot has not clue what breed Teka is
Oatfall just appeared with it one day
it has killed people
and some horses
how big this dog is?
unnnuh like
imagine english mastiff and russian bear dog stacked together
and like a small horse thrown in for good measure
im pretty sure its technically very not legal to have one
Wub No
That's
Too Big
look we arent sure if its even a dog
it might just be some high mountain beast Oatfall bought as a cub
IT'S TOO BIG
IKNOW
ITS VERY FUCKING ILLEGAL

LING
BORK
UB
AR
undergroundwubwubmaster:

Canine concepting

Dogs, Fucking, and Horses: Oatfalls pack of dogs are guarded by his massive guard dog Teka which basically can and will tear to shreds anythign it doesnt recongize
Mot has not clue what breed Teka is
Oatfall just appeared with it one day
it has killed people
and some horses
how big this dog is?
unnnuh like
imagine english mastiff and russian bear dog stacked together
and like a small horse thrown in for good measure
im pretty sure its technically very not legal to have one
Wub No
That's
Too Big
look we arent sure if its even a dog
it might just be some high mountain beast Oatfall bought as a cub
IT'S TOO BIG
IKNOW
ITS VERY FUCKING ILLEGAL

LING
BORK
UB
AR
undergroundwubwubmaster:

Canine concepting

undergroundwubwubmaster: Canine concepting

Tumblr, Devil, and Blog: I'm pretty sure that my kitten is the devil... lolzandtrollz: Evil Master Cat

Tumblr, Devil, and Blog: I'm pretty sure that my kitten is the devil...
lolzandtrollz:

Evil Master Cat

Tumblr, Devil, and Blog: I'm pretty sure that my kitten is the devil...
lolzandtrollz:

Evil Master Cat

lolzandtrollz: Evil Master Cat

Apple, Funny, and God: I'm pretty sure Adam ate the apple and blamed Eve You know how men lie... that's probably why men have the Adam's apple stuck in their throat God is funny like that Haha 😂😂

Apple, Funny, and God: I'm pretty sure Adam ate the apple and
blamed Eve
You know how men lie... that's
probably why men have the Adam's
apple stuck in their throat
God is funny like that
Haha 😂😂

Apple, Funny, and God: I'm pretty sure Adam ate the apple and
blamed Eve
You know how men lie... that's
probably why men have the Adam's
apple stuck in their throat
God is funny like that
Haha 😂😂

Haha 😂😂

Android, Saw, and Twitter: Bree @ AX!!! @avatarskorra_ You all need to see the anon l just received it's SENDING ME Anon 47s I just saw that ask where it said bury your hets and nearly cried becauseI once took a creative writing class and there was this girl who consistently was the best writer in class but she was also like the local cryptid? I'm pretty sure she would secretly bring in alcohol in her flask too. Once a professor just asked her why do straight people always die in your stories and she looked him in the eye and said because I can, downed her entire drink, and promptly fell asleep on her table 8:28 PM 22 Jun 19 Twitter for Android 1,707 Retweets 4,027 Likes

Android, Saw, and Twitter: Bree @ AX!!!
@avatarskorra_
You all need to see the anon l just
received it's SENDING ME
Anon 47s
I just saw that ask where it said bury
your hets and nearly cried becauseI
once took a creative writing class and
there was this girl who consistently
was the best writer in class but she
was also like the local cryptid? I'm
pretty sure she would secretly bring in
alcohol in her flask too. Once a
professor just asked her why do
straight people always die in your
stories and she looked him in the eye
and said because I can, downed her
entire drink, and promptly fell asleep
on her table
8:28 PM 22 Jun 19 Twitter for Android
1,707 Retweets 4,027 Likes

Android, Saw, and Twitter: Bree @ AX!!!
@avatarskorra_
You all need to see the anon l just
received it's SENDING ME
Anon 47s
I just saw that ask where it said bury
your hets and nearly cried becauseI
once took a creative writing class and
there was this girl who consistently
was the best writer in class but she
was also like the local cryptid? I'm
pretty sure she would secretly bring in
alcohol in her flask too. Once a
professor just asked her why do
straight people always die in your
stories and she looked him in the eye
and said because I can, downed her
entire drink, and promptly fell asleep
on her table
8:28 PM 22 Jun 19 Twitter for Android
1,707 Retweets 4,027 Likes

Drinking, Gang, and Birds: Roxi Horror @roxiqt [How I imagined my 20s as a kid partying, drinking, staying out all night [What my 20s are actually like] keeping a close eye on the birds in the backyard because I'm pretty sure they are in a rival gang that opposes the squirrels & I wanna see how that drama plays out honestly Not as expected

Drinking, Gang, and Birds: Roxi Horror
@roxiqt
[How I imagined my 20s as a kid
partying, drinking, staying out all
night
[What my 20s are actually like]
keeping a close eye on the birds
in the backyard because I'm
pretty sure they are in a rival gang
that opposes the squirrels & I
wanna see how that drama plays
out honestly
Not as expected

Drinking, Gang, and Birds: Roxi Horror
@roxiqt
[How I imagined my 20s as a kid
partying, drinking, staying out all
night
[What my 20s are actually like]
keeping a close eye on the birds
in the backyard because I'm
pretty sure they are in a rival gang
that opposes the squirrels & I
wanna see how that drama plays
out honestly
Not as expected

Not as expected

Ass, Parents, and Yo: Me: "makes a valid point in an argument* My parents: DISRESPECT!! YOU UNGRATEFULCuILD SHUT YO ASS UPI! Im pretty sure this goes for everyone

Ass, Parents, and Yo: Me: "makes a valid point in an
argument*
My parents:
DISRESPECT!!
YOU UNGRATEFULCuILD
SHUT YO ASS UPI!
Im pretty sure this goes for everyone

Ass, Parents, and Yo: Me: "makes a valid point in an
argument*
My parents:
DISRESPECT!!
YOU UNGRATEFULCuILD
SHUT YO ASS UPI!
Im pretty sure this goes for everyone

Im pretty sure this goes for everyone

Parents, Smoking, and Weed: @10avier Ihave never actually been caught smoking weed but I'm pretty sure my parents know sober people don't give goodnight handshakes

Parents, Smoking, and Weed: @10avier
Ihave never actually been caught
smoking weed but I'm pretty sure my
parents know sober people don't give
goodnight handshakes

Parents, Smoking, and Weed: @10avier
Ihave never actually been caught
smoking weed but I'm pretty sure my
parents know sober people don't give
goodnight handshakes

How, Rice, and Now: Based on how much my body cracks and pops when Iworkout, I'm pretty sure I'm about 74% Rice Krispies. This is me now.

How, Rice, and Now: Based on how much my body cracks
and pops when Iworkout, I'm pretty
sure I'm about 74% Rice Krispies.
This is me now.

How, Rice, and Now: Based on how much my body cracks
and pops when Iworkout, I'm pretty
sure I'm about 74% Rice Krispies.
This is me now.

This is me now.

Fire, Love, and Target: One-Act Play In Which We Float Facedown In The Center OfA Lake, A Position Known As The Dead Man's Float YOU: Everything that is on fire can't be saved. ME: Everything that is saved can't be set on fire [The entire lake turns over, & now YOU & ME are floating faceup.] YOU: Did you say something? ME: I'm pretty sure I said, I love you, too arterialtrees: dalton day

Fire, Love, and Target: One-Act Play In Which We Float Facedown
In The Center OfA Lake, A Position Known
As The Dead Man's Float
YOU: Everything that is on fire can't be saved.
ME: Everything that is saved can't be set on fire
[The entire lake turns over, & now YOU & ME are
floating faceup.]
YOU: Did you say something?
ME: I'm pretty sure I said, I love you, too
arterialtrees:
dalton day

Fire, Love, and Target: One-Act Play In Which We Float Facedown
In The Center OfA Lake, A Position Known
As The Dead Man's Float
YOU: Everything that is on fire can't be saved.
ME: Everything that is saved can't be set on fire
[The entire lake turns over, & now YOU & ME are
floating faceup.]
YOU: Did you say something?
ME: I'm pretty sure I said, I love you, too
arterialtrees:
dalton day

arterialtrees: dalton day

Fucking, Heaven, and Men in Black: queenbradbury omg so yesterday i put a salt line on the pathway to our front door because l was fucking around and my brother was pretending to be a demorn and today we ordered pizza and the salt line was still there and my brother went outside to sign for the pizza and the pizzaman refused to step over the sait line, like he almost did and then he backed up and handed my bro the pizza and left, which is pretty ridiculous because it's far from our door so a heads up to everyone i'm pretty sure domino's is actually run by demons?22 kind of like how in men in black the post office is run by aliens pep95 demono swede bloggg (("Not just pizza)) cutest-angel-in-heaven "but etemal damnation")) thestarsaredown Alternate theory It wasn't that the pizza guy couldn't cross the line of salt himself He just saw the line of salt and assumed that it was the only thing keeping you and your brother in, and he didn't want nothing to do with your demon asses katy-1-wood Alternate aiternate theory pizza man is a slug

Fucking, Heaven, and Men in Black: queenbradbury
omg so yesterday i put a salt line on the pathway to our front door because l
was fucking around and my brother was pretending to be a demorn
and today we ordered pizza and the salt line was still there
and my brother went outside to sign for the pizza
and the pizzaman refused to step over the sait line, like he almost did and then
he backed up and handed my bro the pizza and left, which is pretty ridiculous
because it's far from our door
so a heads up to everyone i'm pretty sure domino's is actually run by
demons?22 kind of like how in men in black the post office is run by aliens
pep95
demono
swede bloggg
(("Not just pizza))
cutest-angel-in-heaven
"but etemal damnation"))
thestarsaredown
Alternate theory It wasn't that the pizza guy couldn't cross the line of salt
himself
He just saw the line of salt and assumed that it was the only thing keeping you
and your brother in, and he didn't want nothing to do with your demon asses
katy-1-wood
Alternate aiternate theory pizza man is a slug

Fucking, Heaven, and Men in Black: queenbradbury
omg so yesterday i put a salt line on the pathway to our front door because l
was fucking around and my brother was pretending to be a demorn
and today we ordered pizza and the salt line was still there
and my brother went outside to sign for the pizza
and the pizzaman refused to step over the sait line, like he almost did and then
he backed up and handed my bro the pizza and left, which is pretty ridiculous
because it's far from our door
so a heads up to everyone i'm pretty sure domino's is actually run by
demons?22 kind of like how in men in black the post office is run by aliens
pep95
demono
swede bloggg
(("Not just pizza))
cutest-angel-in-heaven
"but etemal damnation"))
thestarsaredown
Alternate theory It wasn't that the pizza guy couldn't cross the line of salt
himself
He just saw the line of salt and assumed that it was the only thing keeping you
and your brother in, and he didn't want nothing to do with your demon asses
katy-1-wood
Alternate aiternate theory pizza man is a slug

Iphone, Jay, and Pop: Jay MENE@freetomeme Based on how much my body cracks and pops when Iworkout, I'm pretty sure I'm about 74% Rice Krispies. 15:49 02/06/2019 Twitter for iPhone Snap, crackle and pop 😂

Iphone, Jay, and Pop: Jay
MENE@freetomeme
Based on how much my body cracks
and pops when Iworkout, I'm pretty
sure I'm about 74% Rice Krispies.
15:49 02/06/2019 Twitter for iPhone
Snap, crackle and pop 😂

Iphone, Jay, and Pop: Jay
MENE@freetomeme
Based on how much my body cracks
and pops when Iworkout, I'm pretty
sure I'm about 74% Rice Krispies.
15:49 02/06/2019 Twitter for iPhone
Snap, crackle and pop 😂

Snap, crackle and pop 😂

Club, Dating, and Money: Verizon? 12:20 PM 59% Kim I feel like I've seen the person on the left before on sexbroker Are you sure aboht that no I'm pretty sure you haven'ts You gonna guess which one am i I'll guess left because they're holding the phone You guessed right No, I guessed left YOURE SO LAME I laughed wtf Type a message Send laughoutloud-club: One more of these and I’ll try dating for money

Club, Dating, and Money: Verizon?
12:20 PM
59%
Kim
I feel like I've seen the person on
the left before on sexbroker
Are you sure aboht that
no
I'm pretty sure you haven'ts
You gonna guess which one am i
I'll guess left because they're
holding the phone
You guessed right
No, I guessed left
YOURE SO LAME
I laughed wtf
Type a message
Send
laughoutloud-club:

One more of these and I’ll try dating for money

Club, Dating, and Money: Verizon?
12:20 PM
59%
Kim
I feel like I've seen the person on
the left before on sexbroker
Are you sure aboht that
no
I'm pretty sure you haven'ts
You gonna guess which one am i
I'll guess left because they're
holding the phone
You guessed right
No, I guessed left
YOURE SO LAME
I laughed wtf
Type a message
Send
laughoutloud-club:

One more of these and I’ll try dating for money

laughoutloud-club: One more of these and I’ll try dating for money

They, Sure, and Each Other: I'm pretty sure they don't even know each other

They, Sure, and Each Other: I'm pretty sure they don't even know
each other

They, Sure, and Each Other: I'm pretty sure they don't even know
each other

Gif, Tinder, and Today: Thursday 6:32 PM We've met before right? Thursday 10:08 PM Yes I'm pretty sure we did more than that Today 7:04 AM Yes we used to hook up! How are you?! Type a message... GIF Aaaand Ive been on tinder too long

Gif, Tinder, and Today: Thursday 6:32 PM
We've met before right?
Thursday 10:08 PM
Yes
I'm pretty sure we did more than that
Today 7:04 AM
Yes we used to hook up! How are
you?!
Type a message...
GIF
Aaaand Ive been on tinder too long

Gif, Tinder, and Today: Thursday 6:32 PM
We've met before right?
Thursday 10:08 PM
Yes
I'm pretty sure we did more than that
Today 7:04 AM
Yes we used to hook up! How are
you?!
Type a message...
GIF
Aaaand Ive been on tinder too long

Aaaand Ive been on tinder too long

Club, Dating, and Money: Verizon? 12:20 PM 59% Kim I feel like I've seen the person on the left before on sexbroker Are you sure aboht that no I'm pretty sure you haven'ts You gonna guess which one am i I'll guess left because they're holding the phone You guessed right No, I guessed left YOURE SO LAME I laughed wtf Type a message Send laughoutloud-club: One more of these and I’ll try dating for money

Club, Dating, and Money: Verizon?
12:20 PM
59%
Kim
I feel like I've seen the person on
the left before on sexbroker
Are you sure aboht that
no
I'm pretty sure you haven'ts
You gonna guess which one am i
I'll guess left because they're
holding the phone
You guessed right
No, I guessed left
YOURE SO LAME
I laughed wtf
Type a message
Send
laughoutloud-club:

One more of these and I’ll try dating for money

Club, Dating, and Money: Verizon?
12:20 PM
59%
Kim
I feel like I've seen the person on
the left before on sexbroker
Are you sure aboht that
no
I'm pretty sure you haven'ts
You gonna guess which one am i
I'll guess left because they're
holding the phone
You guessed right
No, I guessed left
YOURE SO LAME
I laughed wtf
Type a message
Send
laughoutloud-club:

One more of these and I’ll try dating for money

laughoutloud-club: One more of these and I’ll try dating for money

Friends, Sex, and Weird: 25 A rizon 0 15 miles awa Im not the "take home to your mom" type Im not the "meet your friends" type. I'm the "I don't know man the sex was fantastic but she did this weird ritual afterwards and I'm pretty sure she's a witch" type SHARE PROFILE SF WHAT A FRIEND THIKIUS Hard pass

Hard pass

Parents, Smoking, and Verizon: .sooo Verizon LTE 1:24 PM Yak i have never actually been caught smoking weed but i'm pretty sure my parents know sober people don't give goodnight handshakes 42 1 WEEK 1 REPLY SHARE

Parents, Smoking, and Verizon: .sooo Verizon LTE
1:24 PM
Yak
i have never actually been caught
smoking weed but i'm pretty sure my
parents know sober people don't give
goodnight handshakes
42
1 WEEK
1 REPLY
SHARE

Parents, Smoking, and Verizon: .sooo Verizon LTE
1:24 PM
Yak
i have never actually been caught
smoking weed but i'm pretty sure my
parents know sober people don't give
goodnight handshakes
42
1 WEEK
1 REPLY
SHARE

Savage, Back, and Mini: MINIØN @YahBoyMinion i'm pretty sure this ball played a role in everyone's childhood @will_ent TWENTY JUAN SAVAGE @juannisaac All I can I hear is "put that back and let's go" only to leave it on the next nearest shelf

Savage, Back, and Mini: MINIØN
@YahBoyMinion
i'm pretty sure this ball played a role in
everyone's childhood
@will_ent
TWENTY JUAN SAVAGE
@juannisaac
All I can I hear is "put that back and
let's go" only to leave it on the next
nearest shelf

Savage, Back, and Mini: MINIØN
@YahBoyMinion
i'm pretty sure this ball played a role in
everyone's childhood
@will_ent
TWENTY JUAN SAVAGE
@juannisaac
All I can I hear is "put that back and
let's go" only to leave it on the next
nearest shelf

Quest, Dog, and For: I'm pretty sure this dog has a quest for me.

Quest, Dog, and For: I'm pretty sure this dog has a
quest for me.

Quest, Dog, and For: I'm pretty sure this dog has a
quest for me.

Fall, Jealous, and Love: I'm pretty sure when we fall in love, we don't realiz. We just like that person, and eventually we start defending them, and get jealous if they talk to another person. We always want to be with them because they make our crappy lives worth living for a few hours a day. They take our pain away; make us laugh, make us mad, make us sad embarrassed. But no matter what they make us feel, we coming back for more. That's just how love is. https://iglovequotes.net/

Fall, Jealous, and Love: I'm pretty sure when we fall in love, we don't realiz. We just like
that person, and eventually we start defending them, and get jealous if
they talk to another person. We always want to be with them because
they make our crappy lives worth living for a few hours a day. They
take our pain away; make us laugh, make us mad, make us sad
embarrassed. But no matter what they make us feel, we coming back
for more. That's just how love is.
https://iglovequotes.net/

Fall, Jealous, and Love: I'm pretty sure when we fall in love, we don't realiz. We just like
that person, and eventually we start defending them, and get jealous if
they talk to another person. We always want to be with them because
they make our crappy lives worth living for a few hours a day. They
take our pain away; make us laugh, make us mad, make us sad
embarrassed. But no matter what they make us feel, we coming back
for more. That's just how love is.
https://iglovequotes.net/

https://iglovequotes.net/

Fall, Jealous, and Love: I'm pretty sure when we fall in love, we don't realize it. We just like that person, and eventually we start defending them, and get jealous if they talk to another person. We always want to be with them because they make our crappy lives worth living for a few hours a day. They take our pain away; make us laugh, make us mad, make us sad, embarrassed. But no matter what they make us feel, we coming back for more. That's just how love is. https://iglovequotes.net/

Fall, Jealous, and Love: I'm pretty sure when we fall in love, we don't realize it. We just like
that person, and eventually we start defending them, and get jealous if
they talk to another person. We always want to be with them because
they make our crappy lives worth living for a few hours a day. They
take our pain away; make us laugh, make us mad, make us sad,
embarrassed. But no matter what they make us feel, we coming back
for more. That's just how love is.
https://iglovequotes.net/

Fall, Jealous, and Love: I'm pretty sure when we fall in love, we don't realize it. We just like
that person, and eventually we start defending them, and get jealous if
they talk to another person. We always want to be with them because
they make our crappy lives worth living for a few hours a day. They
take our pain away; make us laugh, make us mad, make us sad,
embarrassed. But no matter what they make us feel, we coming back
for more. That's just how love is.
https://iglovequotes.net/

https://iglovequotes.net/

Pictures, Unicorn, and Hilarious: Right now its foggy and a little late in the day. but I'm pretty sure there's a unicorn behind me 39 Super Hilarious Pictures

Pictures, Unicorn, and Hilarious: Right now its foggy
and a little late in the day.
but I'm pretty sure
there's a unicorn behind me
39 Super Hilarious Pictures

Pictures, Unicorn, and Hilarious: Right now its foggy
and a little late in the day.
but I'm pretty sure
there's a unicorn behind me
39 Super Hilarious Pictures

39 Super Hilarious Pictures

Advice, Church, and Tumblr: LET THE CATHOLIC CHURCH AND FRENCH BILLIONAIRES REBUILD NOTRE DAME IFYOU FEELTHE NEED TO DONATE, GIVE TOA LOCAL WOMEN'S SHELTER. THEY ARE FILLED WITH PEOPLE TRYING TO REBUILD THEIR LIVES makeameme org advice-animal: I’m pretty sure the Catholic Church has insurance

Advice, Church, and Tumblr: LET THE CATHOLIC CHURCH AND
FRENCH BILLIONAIRES REBUILD
NOTRE DAME
IFYOU FEELTHE NEED TO DONATE, GIVE TOA LOCAL
WOMEN'S SHELTER. THEY ARE FILLED WITH PEOPLE TRYING
TO REBUILD THEIR LIVES
makeameme org
advice-animal:

I’m pretty sure the Catholic Church has insurance

Advice, Church, and Tumblr: LET THE CATHOLIC CHURCH AND
FRENCH BILLIONAIRES REBUILD
NOTRE DAME
IFYOU FEELTHE NEED TO DONATE, GIVE TOA LOCAL
WOMEN'S SHELTER. THEY ARE FILLED WITH PEOPLE TRYING
TO REBUILD THEIR LIVES
makeameme org
advice-animal:

I’m pretty sure the Catholic Church has insurance

advice-animal: I’m pretty sure the Catholic Church has insurance

Funny, Phone, and Sorry: iMessage Today 7:39 PM Hey dr park this is matt from the lab, i have an outpatient here with an external iliad occlusion with cold foot pain and numbness that started 3 days ago what should i do with her vascular Hi this is Hannah I think you have the wrong number but I googled it and I'm pretty sure u need to put a stent in her left radial artery, best of luck Matt Delivered Today 12:04 AM Sorry, wrong number Hannah. she ended up actually getting a stent. Took about 3 hours longer for trained medical professionals to figure out what took you 3 minutes, great job Yooooo yall hiring? Delivered Now this is the right way to make a mistake. #phone #win #wrongnumber #funny #funnyjokes

Funny, Phone, and Sorry: iMessage
Today 7:39 PM
Hey dr park this is matt
from the
lab, i have an outpatient
here with an external iliad
occlusion with cold foot
pain and numbness that
started 3 days ago what
should i do with her
vascular
Hi this is Hannah I think you
have the wrong number but
I googled it and I'm pretty
sure u need to put a stent in
her left radial artery, best of
luck Matt
Delivered
Today 12:04 AM
Sorry, wrong number
Hannah. she ended up
actually getting a stent.
Took about 3 hours longer
for trained medical
professionals to figure out
what took you 3 minutes,
great job
Yooooo yall hiring?
Delivered
Now this is the right way to make a mistake. #phone #win #wrongnumber #funny #funnyjokes

Funny, Phone, and Sorry: iMessage
Today 7:39 PM
Hey dr park this is matt
from the
lab, i have an outpatient
here with an external iliad
occlusion with cold foot
pain and numbness that
started 3 days ago what
should i do with her
vascular
Hi this is Hannah I think you
have the wrong number but
I googled it and I'm pretty
sure u need to put a stent in
her left radial artery, best of
luck Matt
Delivered
Today 12:04 AM
Sorry, wrong number
Hannah. she ended up
actually getting a stent.
Took about 3 hours longer
for trained medical
professionals to figure out
what took you 3 minutes,
great job
Yooooo yall hiring?
Delivered
Now this is the right way to make a mistake. #phone #win #wrongnumber #funny #funnyjokes

Now this is the right way to make a mistake. #phone #win #wrongnumber #funny #funnyjokes

Capitalism, What Is, and Dreams: WhaT is The one Thing that stands between you (CAPITALISM and all your dreams? Yourself-the answer I'm pretty sure is obviously you. it's CAPITALISM

Capitalism, What Is, and Dreams: WhaT is The one Thing
that stands between you (CAPITALISM
and all your dreams?
Yourself-the answer I'm pretty sure
is obviously you.
it's CAPITALISM

Capitalism, What Is, and Dreams: WhaT is The one Thing
that stands between you (CAPITALISM
and all your dreams?
Yourself-the answer I'm pretty sure
is obviously you.
it's CAPITALISM

Dank, Energy, and Kids: FRIEND: Your kids have so much energy! Where do they get it from? ME: I'm pretty sure they suck it directly from my soul Mia Carella. Writer Www.ThisMomWithABlog.com Slurrrrp. (via Mia Carella, Writer)

Dank, Energy, and Kids: FRIEND: Your kids have so
much energy! Where do
they get it from?
ME: I'm pretty sure they
suck it directly from my
soul
Mia Carella. Writer
Www.ThisMomWithABlog.com
Slurrrrp.

(via Mia Carella, Writer)

Dank, Energy, and Kids: FRIEND: Your kids have so
much energy! Where do
they get it from?
ME: I'm pretty sure they
suck it directly from my
soul
Mia Carella. Writer
Www.ThisMomWithABlog.com
Slurrrrp.

(via Mia Carella, Writer)

Slurrrrp. (via Mia Carella, Writer)

Fake, School, and Yeah: hippiebabysitterr: today i heard 2 kids talking about buying fake IDs after school and so i started eavesdropping cuz u know thats big kid stuff and then one was like "yeah but is all this really worth it like im pretty sure the fake IDs cost more than the fish we r gonna buy" to buy fish at petco u have to be 18 o older they were going to get fakes to buy fish Teach a kid to buy and fish, and youll feed wholesomememes for a lifetime

Fake, School, and Yeah: hippiebabysitterr:
today i heard 2 kids talking about
buying fake IDs after school and so i
started eavesdropping cuz u know
thats big kid stuff and then one was
like "yeah but is all this really worth it
like im pretty sure the fake IDs cost
more than the fish we r gonna buy"
to buy fish at petco u have to be 18 o
older
they were going to get fakes to buy
fish
Teach a kid to buy and fish, and youll feed wholesomememes for a lifetime

Fake, School, and Yeah: hippiebabysitterr:
today i heard 2 kids talking about
buying fake IDs after school and so i
started eavesdropping cuz u know
thats big kid stuff and then one was
like "yeah but is all this really worth it
like im pretty sure the fake IDs cost
more than the fish we r gonna buy"
to buy fish at petco u have to be 18 o
older
they were going to get fakes to buy
fish
Teach a kid to buy and fish, and youll feed wholesomememes for a lifetime

Teach a kid to buy and fish, and youll feed wholesomememes for a lifetime

Apple, Funny, and God: I'm pretty sure Adam ate the apple and blamed Eve. You know how men lie... that's probably why men have the Adam's apple stuck in their throat. God is funny like that. MEMES lol

Apple, Funny, and God: I'm pretty sure Adam ate the apple and
blamed Eve.
You know how men lie... that's probably
why men have the Adam's apple stuck
in their throat.
God is funny like that.
MEMES
lol

Apple, Funny, and God: I'm pretty sure Adam ate the apple and
blamed Eve.
You know how men lie... that's probably
why men have the Adam's apple stuck
in their throat.
God is funny like that.
MEMES
lol

lol

Apple, Dank, and Funny: I'm pretty sure Adam ate the apple and blamed Eve. You know how men lie... that's probably why men have the Adam's apple stuck in their throat. God is funny like that. MEMES I just thinks its funny how...

Apple, Dank, and Funny: I'm pretty sure Adam ate the apple and
blamed Eve.
You know how men lie... that's probably
why men have the Adam's apple stuck
in their throat.
God is funny like that.
MEMES
I just thinks its funny how...

Apple, Dank, and Funny: I'm pretty sure Adam ate the apple and
blamed Eve.
You know how men lie... that's probably
why men have the Adam's apple stuck
in their throat.
God is funny like that.
MEMES
I just thinks its funny how...

I just thinks its funny how...

Apple, Funny, and God: I'm pretty sure Adam ate the apple and blamed Eve You know how men lie...that's probably why men have the Adam's apple stuck in their throat God is funny like that

Apple, Funny, and God: I'm pretty sure Adam ate the apple and
blamed Eve
You know how men lie...that's
probably why men have the Adam's
apple stuck in their throat
God is funny like that

Apple, Funny, and God: I'm pretty sure Adam ate the apple and
blamed Eve
You know how men lie...that's
probably why men have the Adam's
apple stuck in their throat
God is funny like that

Anaconda, Dank, and Memes: 10h Im pretty sure if you commit incest you'll get a full ride scholarship to Alabama Reply 357 . 8h Hey my uncle went there! 87 I don't care where your boyfriend went 206 O0F 100 Damm that actually happened by Cyber_Boi MORE MEMES

Anaconda, Dank, and Memes: 10h
Im pretty sure if you commit incest you'll get a full
ride scholarship to Alabama
Reply
357
. 8h
Hey my uncle went there!
87
I don't care where your boyfriend went
206
O0F 100
Damm that actually happened by Cyber_Boi
MORE MEMES

Anaconda, Dank, and Memes: 10h
Im pretty sure if you commit incest you'll get a full
ride scholarship to Alabama
Reply
357
. 8h
Hey my uncle went there!
87
I don't care where your boyfriend went
206
O0F 100
Damm that actually happened by Cyber_Boi
MORE MEMES

Damm that actually happened by Cyber_Boi MORE MEMES

Dank, Okay, and Time: Me as child: *Pacifier full of BPA *Plastic crib bumpers *Highly flammable pajamas And yetI survived. So I'm pretty sure my kid will be fine with a little screen time, Brenda. But thanks for asking. @WittyOtter We all turned out okay didn't we BRENDA? (via Witty Otter)

Dank, Okay, and Time: Me as child:
*Pacifier full of BPA
*Plastic crib bumpers
*Highly flammable pajamas
And yetI survived.
So I'm pretty sure my kid will be fine
with a little screen time, Brenda.
But thanks for asking.
@WittyOtter
We all turned out okay didn't we BRENDA?

(via Witty Otter)

Dank, Okay, and Time: Me as child:
*Pacifier full of BPA
*Plastic crib bumpers
*Highly flammable pajamas
And yetI survived.
So I'm pretty sure my kid will be fine
with a little screen time, Brenda.
But thanks for asking.
@WittyOtter
We all turned out okay didn't we BRENDA?

(via Witty Otter)

We all turned out okay didn't we BRENDA? (via Witty Otter)