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Af, Ass, and Bruh: Niggas on Neptune when they homie get clapped by a flying diamond @typicalterome BRUHHHHH LEMME TELL YALL WHAT HAPPENED TODAY ๐Ÿ’€ ight so a nigga had to get to work early because of a complicated ass reason. Anyway I pull up to the function and the first bullshit thing I see is the door. THE FUCKING DOOR HANDLE TO THE CFA GOT BOONK GANGED ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ Deadass I canโ€™t lie, I asked my manager and they said it was taken ๐Ÿ’€ bruh I donโ€™t live in chiraq, this shit shouldnโ€™t be happening. Anyway Iโ€™m sitting there with my coworkers cause itโ€™s 4:00 and we all clock in at 5 right. All of a sudden I notice my first period teacher walk into the building. So me and my other coworker duck because thatโ€™s her teacher too and we wasnโ€™t tryna get caught lacking. Ima just call her Alexis. BUT THE WALKING DILDO NAMED JEREMIAH HAD TO RUIN IT. He gets my teachers attention and the NIGGA NOTICES US ๐Ÿ˜ญ So the teacher walks over with his daughter that heโ€™s always talking about in class and smiles at me and Alexis. โ€œHey *insert my last name*โ€ This nigga only calls you by yo last bruh and itโ€™s dumb af ๐Ÿ’€ We shake hands and shit and then he introduces his daughter. โ€œThis is Leah. Hey Leah, this is the guy who I always talk about at home.โ€ Then the nigga smiles at me. MY NIGGA WHY YOU TALKING ABOUT ME AT HOME ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ fuckwrongwiteem. So now Iโ€™m all confused and shit and then Jeremiah nods his head at Leah and mouths the word โ€œforeheadโ€ ๐Ÿ’€ bruh ngl her forehead was on some Yo Gotti type shit ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ then this nigga Jeremiah has the AUDACITY to say: โ€œMy head hurt.โ€ ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ IM WHEEZINGGGGGG AT THIS POINT AND MY teacher gets all confused and shit. โ€œYou good?โ€ โ€œYeah, just a lot on my mind right now.โ€ BOIIII ME AND JEREMIAH ARE CRYINGGGGGGGG and my teacher still confused. Meanwhile his daughter standing there all awkward and shit. Anyway they say goodbye and leave after that. After theyโ€™re gone, we was still cracking jokes. โ€œBruh her forehead was longer than my shift.โ€ โ€œCould see yo reflection on that shit.โ€ โ€œShe looked like Sheen off that one episode of Jimmy Neutron.โ€ I WAS GONEEEEEEE. Anyway it was 5 now and by then we was still crying. So I was at the register just crying and the customer comes up to me and says, โ€œYou alright?โ€ โ€œYeah, just a lot on my mind right now.โ€
Af, Ass, and Bruh: Niggas on Neptune when they homie get
 clapped by a flying diamond
 @typicalterome
BRUHHHHH LEMME TELL YALL WHAT HAPPENED TODAY ๐Ÿ’€ ight so a nigga had to get to work early because of a complicated ass reason. Anyway I pull up to the function and the first bullshit thing I see is the door. THE FUCKING DOOR HANDLE TO THE CFA GOT BOONK GANGED ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ Deadass I canโ€™t lie, I asked my manager and they said it was taken ๐Ÿ’€ bruh I donโ€™t live in chiraq, this shit shouldnโ€™t be happening. Anyway Iโ€™m sitting there with my coworkers cause itโ€™s 4:00 and we all clock in at 5 right. All of a sudden I notice my first period teacher walk into the building. So me and my other coworker duck because thatโ€™s her teacher too and we wasnโ€™t tryna get caught lacking. Ima just call her Alexis. BUT THE WALKING DILDO NAMED JEREMIAH HAD TO RUIN IT. He gets my teachers attention and the NIGGA NOTICES US ๐Ÿ˜ญ So the teacher walks over with his daughter that heโ€™s always talking about in class and smiles at me and Alexis. โ€œHey *insert my last name*โ€ This nigga only calls you by yo last bruh and itโ€™s dumb af ๐Ÿ’€ We shake hands and shit and then he introduces his daughter. โ€œThis is Leah. Hey Leah, this is the guy who I always talk about at home.โ€ Then the nigga smiles at me. MY NIGGA WHY YOU TALKING ABOUT ME AT HOME ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ fuckwrongwiteem. So now Iโ€™m all confused and shit and then Jeremiah nods his head at Leah and mouths the word โ€œforeheadโ€ ๐Ÿ’€ bruh ngl her forehead was on some Yo Gotti type shit ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ then this nigga Jeremiah has the AUDACITY to say: โ€œMy head hurt.โ€ ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ IM WHEEZINGGGGGG AT THIS POINT AND MY teacher gets all confused and shit. โ€œYou good?โ€ โ€œYeah, just a lot on my mind right now.โ€ BOIIII ME AND JEREMIAH ARE CRYINGGGGGGGG and my teacher still confused. Meanwhile his daughter standing there all awkward and shit. Anyway they say goodbye and leave after that. After theyโ€™re gone, we was still cracking jokes. โ€œBruh her forehead was longer than my shift.โ€ โ€œCould see yo reflection on that shit.โ€ โ€œShe looked like Sheen off that one episode of Jimmy Neutron.โ€ I WAS GONEEEEEEE. Anyway it was 5 now and by then we was still crying. So I was at the register just crying and the customer comes up to me and says, โ€œYou alright?โ€ โ€œYeah, just a lot on my mind right now.โ€

BRUHHHHH LEMME TELL YALL WHAT HAPPENED TODAY ๐Ÿ’€ ight so a nigga had to get to work early because of a complicated ass reason. Anyway I pull u...

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Ass, Bad, and Bitch: I seen this on fb & died laughing
 I wanna suck ya dick trom the
 back and start sucking it dumb
 crazy licking ya balls with the
 tip of my tongue and put ya
 whole dick in my mouth and let
 u fuck my throat then I'm
 gunna with and suck the heac
 of ya dick dumb nasty til u bust
 on my bottom lip then I want
 nibble on the head of ya dick,
 then I wana spit on ya meat
 making ya shit wet...i wana
 suck on ya balls and slurp on
 the head of ya dick making ya
 toes curl., .then ima massage
 on ya balls
 Who this
 Sorry wrong number
 Na this the right number
I remember when my mom didnโ€™t buy me a side kick because my grades was ass. I wasnโ€™t a bad student my teacher just be lying when it came to parent teachers conference. The bitch would say I talked to much or was trying to be the class clown and it was disrespect. First of all none of us wanted to even be there and second of all she was about 80 years old she couldnโ€™t even hold a piece of chalk to write on the board. Hand writing looking like a ekg. I wasnโ€™t with the shits. Long story short I saved up some money and bought a sidekick. I had to get the monthly sim card minutes form the Arabs at the corner store. Everyhood got some Arab niggas tryna EXTORT the black community. My boy put me on to this NYC GROUP chat where you would send your age, sex and location. It was the perfect way to fiNNESSE the fuck outta hoes and get your meat tickled. It was late one school night and I was Talking to this one girl on AIM. She told me she lived near me and she was about 19 years old. Boy I was 12 and my dick was stiffer than a corpse. I hit her up smoothly tryna see what she was about. I thought I was freak so I tell her that I wanted to suck in her titles while playing my GameCube. My mom busy in my room cause she heard the door slamming animation form aim. Black mommas hate when you slam the door in they crib. She saw my sidekick light up and took it. I had to fitness and say my friend left it in my bag from school and I was gonna return it. Momma wasnโ€™t buying that shit and took it.Iโ€™m going to bed salty as fuck. ( I ainโ€™t know how to beat my meat yet so I was stuck horny). My mom bust in my room 2 minutes later furious, she ainโ€™t know the foolishness I was partaking in. I will never for get what โ€œMizzFabulous71890โ€ sent me back โ€œboy I want you to choke me with your GameCube controller cables and beat my ass cheeks like Kimbl slice. I wanna gargle your nut like listerine and swish it in my mouth like wine. I want to bounce on your dick to the point your balls burst and have you sore the next morningโ€. Bitch I got PE class tomorrow thatโ€™s gonna be painful as fuck. My momma ainโ€™t know I was a freak a leak. I got my ass torn up

I remember when my mom didnโ€™t buy me a side kick because my grades was ass. I wasnโ€™t a bad student my teacher just be lying when it came to ...