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Imgur: Blind Dog Was Scared To Walk. So Owner Made This For Him (via)

Blind Dog Was Scared To Walk. So Owner Made This For Him (via)

Imgur: Dance battle with a pup (via)
Imgur: Dance battle with a pup (via)

Dance battle with a pup (via)

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Imgur: He’s so grateful for getting one of his favorite snacks (via)

He’s so grateful for getting one of his favorite snacks (via)

Imgur: Golden girl spots her dad on the street (Source)
Imgur: Golden girl spots her dad on the street (Source)

Golden girl spots her dad on the street (Source)

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Imgur: A little Aussie bleach (via)

A little Aussie bleach (via)

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Imgur: He likes getting his hair cut(via)

He likes getting his hair cut(via)

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Imgur: Restoring Balance On Imgur Through Memes

Restoring Balance On Imgur Through Memes

Imgur: Rescued Raccoon makes a discovery (Source)
Imgur: Rescued Raccoon makes a discovery (Source)

Rescued Raccoon makes a discovery (Source)

Imgur: Woke up to this gorgeous one above my front door. (via)
Imgur: Woke up to this gorgeous one above my front door. (via)

Woke up to this gorgeous one above my front door. (via)

Imgur: I like to put hats on my grandparents dog, and she likes to wear them (Source)
Imgur: I like to put hats on my grandparents dog, and she likes to wear them (Source)

I like to put hats on my grandparents dog, and she likes to wear them (Source)

Imgur: justcatposts: And my plan will be a succe… o hey mom (via)
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And my plan will be a succe… o hey mom (via)

justcatposts: And my plan will be a succe… o hey mom (via)

Imgur: Business professor brought in his dog to class to help calm nerves before the big exam. (via)
Imgur: Business professor brought in his dog to class to help calm nerves before the big exam. (via)

Business professor brought in his dog to class to help calm nerves before the big exam. (via)

Imgur: inquisitorhotpants: burntcopper: futureevilscientist: optimysticals: uovoc: konec0: sleepyferret: shitfacedanon: dat-soldier: sonnetscrewdriver: dat-soldier: did-you-kno: Source back the fuck up There’s another story that I like about a Chinese general who had to defend a city with only a handful of soldiers from a huge enemy horde that was in all likelihood going to steamroll the place flat within hours of showing up. So when said horde did arrive, they saw the general sitting outside the city’s open gates, drinking tea. The horde sent a couple of emissaries over to see what was what, and the general greeted them cheerfully and invited them all to come and take tea with him. The horde decided that this was a scenario that had “MASSIVE FUCKING TRAP” written all over it in beautiful calligraphy and promptly fucked off. Whoever that general was, he was clearly the Ancient Chinese equivalent of Sam Vimes. did he just invite us over for tea nah man i’m out This just keeps getting better I fucking love history. ok but tbh that story misses a lot of the subtlety of the situation like ok so this story is the Romance of Three Kingdoms, and essentially takes place between Zhuge Liang, resident tactician extraordinaire, and Sima Yi… OTHER resident tactician extraordinaire. The two were both regarded as tactical geniuses and recognized the other as their rival. Zhuge Liang had a reputation for ambushing the SHIT out of his opponents and using the environment to his advantage, thus destroying large armies with a small number of men. Sima Yi (who kind of entered the picture later) was a cautious person whose speciality was unravelling his opponent’s plans before they began. So it was natural that the two would butt heads; however, since Sima Yi tended to have more men and resources, he started winning battles against the former. Which, y’know, kinda sucked. On to the actual story: Zhuge Liang is all like “shit i gotta defend this city with like 10 men.” Literally if he fights ANY kind of battle here, he WILL lose; his only option for survival is not to fight. And that’s looking more and more impossible until he hears that his rival is leading the opposing army. And then he gets this brilliant idea. He basically opens all the gates, sends his men out in civilian clothes to sweep the streets, and sits on top of the gate drinking tea and chilling out and basically makes the whole thing out to be a trap When Sima Yi comes he’s all like “yo come on in bro” and Sima Yi is like “yeah he’s never been that obvious about his traps before. this is definitely a bluff” and he’s about to head in when he realizes wait. he knows that i think he’s bluffing. and so he gets it in his head that maybe, just MAYBE, Zhuge Liang has this cunning plan that will wipe out his army - recall that he has a pretty good handle on what his rival is capable of. And after a long period of deliberation (which is just like “he know that I know that he knows that etc.”), being the cautious man he is, SIma Yi eventually decides to turn his entire army around and leave. Zhuge Liang later points out that the plan was based specifically on the fact that he was facing his rival; if it had been anyone else, there’s no way it would have worked. A dumber or less cautious person would have simply charged in and won without breaking a sweat.  and that’s the real genius here: it was a plan formed entirely just to deceive one man, and it worked. Zhuge Liang is the most brilliant, sneaky-ass bastard in history. One time his side’s army was out of arrows, which pretty much meant they were screwed. So Zhuge Liang goes and does the logical thing, which is build a fuck ton of scarecrows and put them all on boats. Then he makes the men hide in the boats and sail them out on the river. Well, that day was super foggy (which Zhuge Liang had predicted. Did I mention he was also a freakishly accurate meteorologist?). So the enemy across the river sees a fleet of boats armed to the teeth with what appears to be half an army of men. They panic! and start firing arrows like crazy.  Zhuge Liang lets this play out for a while, then he’s like, ”Ok guys that’s enough.” They calmly turn the boats around and go back to base, where they dismantle the scarecrows and pull out all the enemy’s arrows. Zhuge Liang is legend. I love this post. It just keeps getting better. Like seriously, I would have adored learning about this in World History. If you want to see this in cinematic glory, watch Red Cliff. Especially since it makes Zhuge Liang look like this: Red Cliff is 50% bloody battles and 50% eye candy and about half of that eye-candy is due to Zhuge Liang I fully support watching Red Cliff; it’s gloriously silly entertainment during the battle scenes. Guess what just got moved to the top of my watch list?? :D
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back the fuck up


There’s another story that I like about a Chinese general who had to defend a city with only a handful of soldiers from a huge enemy horde that was in all likelihood going to steamroll the place flat within hours of showing up.
So when said horde did arrive, they saw the general sitting outside the city’s open gates, drinking tea. The horde sent a couple of emissaries over to see what was what, and the general greeted them cheerfully and invited them all to come and take tea with him.
The horde decided that this was a scenario that had “MASSIVE FUCKING TRAP” written all over it in beautiful calligraphy and promptly fucked off.
Whoever that general was, he was clearly the Ancient Chinese equivalent of Sam Vimes.


did he just invite us over for tea nah man i’m out


This just keeps getting better

I fucking love history.

ok but tbh that story misses a lot of the subtlety of the situation like ok
so this story is the Romance of Three Kingdoms, and essentially takes place between Zhuge Liang, resident tactician extraordinaire, and Sima Yi… OTHER resident tactician extraordinaire.
The two were both regarded as tactical geniuses and recognized the other as their rival. Zhuge Liang had a reputation for ambushing the SHIT out of his opponents and using the environment to his advantage, thus destroying large armies with a small number of men. Sima Yi (who kind of entered the picture later) was a cautious person whose speciality was unravelling his opponent’s plans before they began. So it was natural that the two would butt heads; however, since Sima Yi tended to have more men and resources, he started winning battles against the former. Which, y’know, kinda sucked.
On to the actual story: Zhuge Liang is all like “shit i gotta defend this city with like 10 men.” Literally if he fights ANY kind of battle here, he WILL lose; his only option for survival is not to fight. And that’s looking more and more impossible until he hears that his rival is leading the opposing army. And then he gets this brilliant idea. He basically opens all the gates, sends his men out in civilian clothes to sweep the streets, and sits on top of the gate drinking tea and chilling out and basically makes the whole thing out to be a trap
When Sima Yi comes he’s all like “yo come on in bro”
and Sima Yi is like “yeah he’s never been that obvious about his traps before. this is definitely a bluff” and he’s about to head in when he realizes
wait. he knows that i think he’s bluffing.
and so he gets it in his head that maybe, just MAYBE, Zhuge Liang has this cunning plan that will wipe out his army - recall that he has a pretty good handle on what his rival is capable of. And after a long period of deliberation (which is just like “he know that I know that he knows that etc.”), being the cautious man he is, SIma Yi eventually decides to turn his entire army around and leave.
Zhuge Liang later points out that the plan was based specifically on the fact that he was facing his rival; if it had been anyone else, there’s no way it would have worked. A dumber or less cautious person would have simply charged in and won without breaking a sweat. 
and that’s the real genius here: it was a plan formed entirely just to deceive one man, and it worked.

Zhuge Liang is the most brilliant, sneaky-ass bastard in history. One time his side’s army was out of arrows, which pretty much meant they were screwed. So Zhuge Liang goes and does the logical thing, which is build a fuck ton of scarecrows and put them all on boats. Then he makes the men hide in the boats and sail them out on the river.
Well, that day was super foggy (which Zhuge Liang had predicted. Did I mention he was also a freakishly accurate meteorologist?). So the enemy across the river sees a fleet of boats armed to the teeth with what appears to be half an army of men. They panic! and start firing arrows like crazy. 
Zhuge Liang lets this play out for a while, then he’s like, ”Ok guys that’s enough.” They calmly turn the boats around and go back to base, where they dismantle the scarecrows and pull out all the enemy’s arrows.
Zhuge Liang is legend.

I love this post. It just keeps getting better. Like seriously, I would have adored learning about this in World History.

If you want to see this in cinematic glory, watch Red Cliff.
Especially since it makes Zhuge Liang look like this:
Red Cliff is 50% bloody battles and 50% eye candy and about half of that eye-candy is due to Zhuge Liang

I fully support watching Red Cliff; it’s gloriously silly entertainment during the battle scenes.

Guess what just got moved to the top of my watch list?? :D

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Imgur: justcatposts: Breakfast time (via)
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Breakfast time (via)

justcatposts: Breakfast time (via)

Imgur: justcatposts: “Kitty practicing the lion dance for the Chinese New Year” (via)
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“Kitty practicing the lion dance for the Chinese New Year” (via)

justcatposts: “Kitty practicing the lion dance for the Chinese New Year” (via)

Imgur: justcatposts: “You will learn to love me” (via)
Imgur: justcatposts:

“You will learn to love me” (via)

justcatposts: “You will learn to love me” (via)

Imgur: eepoxdraws: Updated the first ever portrait I had done of Manata to better reflect how I imagine her now, and to have it match better the upcoming Mag'har model.Before - after
Imgur: eepoxdraws:

Updated
 the first ever portrait I had done of Manata to better reflect how I 
imagine her now, and to have it match better the upcoming Mag'har model.Before - after

eepoxdraws: Updated the first ever portrait I had done of Manata to better reflect how I imagine her now, and to have it match better...

Imgur: justcatposts: Pocket kitty (via)
Imgur: justcatposts:

Pocket kitty (via)

justcatposts: Pocket kitty (via)

Imgur: Imgur, my flock
Imgur: Imgur, my flock

Imgur, my flock

Imgur: The greeting we get every time we come home!!!! (via)
Imgur: The greeting we get every time we come home!!!! (via)

The greeting we get every time we come home!!!! (via)

Imgur: Take a break from rioting trough imgur and enjoy my, everything made me laugh in may dump
Imgur: Take a break from rioting trough imgur and enjoy my, everything made me laugh in may dump

Take a break from rioting trough imgur and enjoy my, everything made me laugh in may dump

Imgur: For those of us that come to imgur for entertainment…
Imgur: For those of us that come to imgur for entertainment…

For those of us that come to imgur for entertainment…

Imgur: babyanimalgifs: When you haven’t seen your friend in so long (via)
Imgur: babyanimalgifs:

When you haven’t seen your friend in so long (via)

babyanimalgifs: When you haven’t seen your friend in so long (via)

Imgur: babyanimalgifs: “Hey you! Wanna see my little doggo shoes?“ (via)
Imgur: babyanimalgifs:

“Hey you! Wanna see my little doggo shoes?“ (via)

babyanimalgifs: “Hey you! Wanna see my little doggo shoes?“ (via)

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Imgur: That’s how it is ☹️ who’s late night surfing on imgur?
Imgur: That’s how it is ☹️ who’s late night surfing on imgur?

That’s how it is ☹️ who’s late night surfing on imgur?

Imgur: I wonder what is at the very bottom of Imgur
Imgur: I wonder what is at the very bottom of Imgur

I wonder what is at the very bottom of Imgur

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Imgur: “Hey you! Wanna see my little doggo shoes?" (via)

“Hey you! Wanna see my little doggo shoes?" (via)

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Imgur: doggo ducks his head when passing under bridges (via)

doggo ducks his head when passing under bridges (via)

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Beach kittens (via)

justcatposts: Beach kittens (via)

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Imgur: Tiny unit (via)

Tiny unit (via)

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Sleepy kittens (via)

justcatposts: Sleepy kittens (via)

Imgur: note-a-bear: bloom-a-blog: A beaver kit born to parents Walnut and Nutmeg I am absolutely losing my mind at this tiny little hairy man
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bloom-a-blog:

A beaver kit born to parents Walnut and Nutmeg


I am absolutely losing my mind at this tiny little hairy man

note-a-bear: bloom-a-blog: A beaver kit born to parents Walnut and Nutmeg I am absolutely losing my mind at this tiny little hairy man

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Baby ducks on a cat(via)

justcatposts: Baby ducks on a cat(via)

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Another owner gets adopted
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justcatposts: Another owner gets adopted (via)

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Imgur: everythingfox:
angery orb
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everythingfox: angery orb (via)

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Imgur: Your suspension has been lifted…. Thanx Imgur!

Your suspension has been lifted…. Thanx Imgur!

Imgur: Imgur animal lovers and vets. Ghost and I need help please.
Imgur: Imgur animal lovers and vets. Ghost and I need help please.

Imgur animal lovers and vets. Ghost and I need help please.

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Imgur: cmon imgur

cmon imgur

Imgur: everythingfox: General William Featherside, 33rd Armored Corps
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General William Featherside, 33rd Armored Corps

everythingfox: General William Featherside, 33rd Armored Corps

Imgur: Last time I checked, this was Imgur, and Facebook
Imgur: Last time I checked, this was Imgur, and Facebook

Last time I checked, this was Imgur, and Facebook

Imgur: I never realised how cute yawning foxes werevia: Heinz Buls, William Doran, Ryan Askren, Imgur, StarTribune
Imgur: I never realised how cute yawning foxes werevia: Heinz Buls, William Doran, Ryan Askren, Imgur, StarTribune

I never realised how cute yawning foxes werevia: Heinz Buls, William Doran, Ryan Askren, Imgur, StarTribune

Imgur: disgustinganimals: t3sla: catchymemes: Bedtime cuddles look at this fucking baby i can’t fucking believe this wtf wtf wtf wtf
Imgur: disgustinganimals:

t3sla:

catchymemes:

Bedtime cuddles
 look at this fucking baby 

i can’t fucking believe this wtf wtf wtf wtf

disgustinganimals: t3sla: catchymemes: Bedtime cuddles look at this fucking baby i can’t fucking believe this wtf wtf wtf wtf