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Birdman, Bless Up, and Children: u/BrittanyLD ld i.redd.it She was the last puppy at the shelter. Most didn't want her because of her timid disposition/ overbite, but I think it makes her that much more of a treasure. (For Part 1, scroll back 馃). Part 2: Now then. Let me explain: if a man really fux witchu, he gon be a jealous mess when y'all break up or "take a break". He gon be jealous of anyone u hang out with bc if he fux with u, ain no break. IN HIS MIND YALL STILL A COUPLE YALL JUST HAVING ISSUES 馃槓. Marquis who u dated for two weeks while on break? If u mention that to your ex? In his mind? Marquis PP built like a Voss water bottle and he lasted 17 hours. U all swollen and shaking and u like "Marquis OMG chill!!" And Marquis like "NAWWWW BABY ONE MO GENN" rubbing his hands like Birdman while his glisteny dangalang start saluting so he could rearrange yo anatomy to where yo spleen sits in yo esophagus now. That ain't een anatomically possible but that's what your ex imagine. He think u go to sleep every night and dream of having a home with a white picket fence with Marquis and 3.5 children and an Audi SUV that u bought because u the provider but u ok with that arrangement because the PP game so on point u don't mind being the mommy and the daddy and he just drop u off at work and drop the kids off at school and play 2K all day and possibly cheat on u using YOUR car but again u will let it slide off the quality of the PP. U feel me? This is the jealous male mind - any other man than him is bigger stronger better in bed more manly more dominant etc. Don't matter that Marquis could have been a 4.5 inch minute man who u only hung out with because he was sincere and always had good weed. To yo man? U in love with Marquis and still miss him - dearly. Yo man could be this jealous if u dated Marquis even before u met him lol! Literally men will be jealous of your OLD EXES! That's how fragile men are! Personally IDGAF about exes (bc I know I'm the sh!t 馃) and when I've tooken breaks with girls I'm not monitoring they movements but this is how men think. It effs they head up bruv. And then they do disloyal tings bc on the basis of what u did on break somehow that's disloyal. Again: not logical. What's the solution? Peep Part 3 to find out bless up 馃槃馃槀馃槀馃槀
Birdman, Bless Up, and Children: u/BrittanyLD ld i.redd.it
 She was the last puppy at the shelter. Most
 didn't want her because of her timid
 disposition/ overbite, but I think it makes her
 that much more of a treasure.
(For Part 1, scroll back 馃). Part 2: Now then. Let me explain: if a man really fux witchu, he gon be a jealous mess when y'all break up or "take a break". He gon be jealous of anyone u hang out with bc if he fux with u, ain no break. IN HIS MIND YALL STILL A COUPLE YALL JUST HAVING ISSUES 馃槓. Marquis who u dated for two weeks while on break? If u mention that to your ex? In his mind? Marquis PP built like a Voss water bottle and he lasted 17 hours. U all swollen and shaking and u like "Marquis OMG chill!!" And Marquis like "NAWWWW BABY ONE MO GENN" rubbing his hands like Birdman while his glisteny dangalang start saluting so he could rearrange yo anatomy to where yo spleen sits in yo esophagus now. That ain't een anatomically possible but that's what your ex imagine. He think u go to sleep every night and dream of having a home with a white picket fence with Marquis and 3.5 children and an Audi SUV that u bought because u the provider but u ok with that arrangement because the PP game so on point u don't mind being the mommy and the daddy and he just drop u off at work and drop the kids off at school and play 2K all day and possibly cheat on u using YOUR car but again u will let it slide off the quality of the PP. U feel me? This is the jealous male mind - any other man than him is bigger stronger better in bed more manly more dominant etc. Don't matter that Marquis could have been a 4.5 inch minute man who u only hung out with because he was sincere and always had good weed. To yo man? U in love with Marquis and still miss him - dearly. Yo man could be this jealous if u dated Marquis even before u met him lol! Literally men will be jealous of your OLD EXES! That's how fragile men are! Personally IDGAF about exes (bc I know I'm the sh!t 馃) and when I've tooken breaks with girls I'm not monitoring they movements but this is how men think. It effs they head up bruv. And then they do disloyal tings bc on the basis of what u did on break somehow that's disloyal. Again: not logical. What's the solution? Peep Part 3 to find out bless up 馃槃馃槀馃槀馃槀

(For Part 1, scroll back 馃). Part 2: Now then. Let me explain: if a man really fux witchu, he gon be a jealous mess when y'all break up or "...

Beautiful, Booty, and Cute: I love this woman and her curvy body. as a teenager, I was often teased by my friends for my attraction to girls on the thicker side, ones w 銉熴偣銈裤兗榛掔尗 mr kuronekocafe || I love this woman and her curvy body. As a teenager, I was often teased by my friends for my attraction to girls on the thicker side, ones who were shorter and curvier, girls that the average (basic) bro might refer to as "chubby" or even "fat." Then, as I became a man and started to educate myself on issues such as feminism and how the media marginalizes women by portraying a very narrow and very specific standard of beauty (thin, tall, lean) I realized how many men have bought into that lie. For me, there is nothing sexier than this woman right here: thick thighs, big booty, cute little side roll, etc. Her shape and size won't be the one featured on the cover of Cosmopolitan but it's the one featured in my life and in my heart. There's nothing sexier to me than a woman who is both curvy and confident; this gorgeous girl I married fills out every inch of her jeans and is still the most beautiful one in the room. Guys, rethink what society has told you that you should desire. A real woman is not a porn star or a bikini mannequin or a movie character. She's real. She has beautiful stretch marks on her hips and cute little dimples on her booty. Girls, don't ever fool yourself by thinking you have to fit a certain mold to be loved and appreciated. There is a guy out there who is going to celebrate you for exactly who you are, someone who will love you like I love my Sarah. || photo cred: @savinthebees
Beautiful, Booty, and Cute: I love this woman and her curvy body. as
 a teenager, I was often teased by my
 friends for my attraction to girls on the
 thicker side, ones w
 銉熴偣銈裤兗榛掔尗
 mr kuronekocafe
|| I love this woman and her curvy body. As a teenager, I was often teased by my friends for my attraction to girls on the thicker side, ones who were shorter and curvier, girls that the average (basic) bro might refer to as "chubby" or even "fat." Then, as I became a man and started to educate myself on issues such as feminism and how the media marginalizes women by portraying a very narrow and very specific standard of beauty (thin, tall, lean) I realized how many men have bought into that lie. For me, there is nothing sexier than this woman right here: thick thighs, big booty, cute little side roll, etc. Her shape and size won't be the one featured on the cover of Cosmopolitan but it's the one featured in my life and in my heart. There's nothing sexier to me than a woman who is both curvy and confident; this gorgeous girl I married fills out every inch of her jeans and is still the most beautiful one in the room. Guys, rethink what society has told you that you should desire. A real woman is not a porn star or a bikini mannequin or a movie character. She's real. She has beautiful stretch marks on her hips and cute little dimples on her booty. Girls, don't ever fool yourself by thinking you have to fit a certain mold to be loved and appreciated. There is a guy out there who is going to celebrate you for exactly who you are, someone who will love you like I love my Sarah. || photo cred: @savinthebees

|| I love this woman and her curvy body. As a teenager, I was often teased by my friends for my attraction to girls on the thicker side, one...

Children, Facts, and Head: source is mentioned in our blog weird-facts.org source is mentioned in our blog :weird-facts.or In 2003, a 6-inch-long human skeleton was found in Chile's Atacama Desert. Often called the 鈥淎tacama Alien," Ata is believed to be a 6 to 8-year-old human. but the debated cause of its size, missing ribs, and deformed head remains a mystery. waird-facts org Morning guys 馃槉 鈥 SLOW SUBMITTED BY AIRYNU - There's something wrong with my reflection. Well, I suppose, if we're being honest here, there's been something wrong for years. You see, since I was a child I've always noticed that it could never quite keep up. A reflection should follow your movements precisely, in real-time, with no guesswork involved. But mine is always just a little slow and sometimes just a little off. The first time it happened, it really scared me. Children are very perceptive, you know, and 8-year-old me, with my keen eyes, I could see that something was wrong. I told my parents but they didn't believe me and insisted that it was all in my head. They still forced me to brush my teeth on my own every day despite all of my protests. As I got older, my slow reflection just became a fact of life. Didn't matter where I was, what mirror I was looking into, my reflection just couldn't keep up. I began to make a game of it and see if I could catch it off guard. I would open my eyes really suddenly when washing my face to see if I could get a glimpse. What freaks me out now though isn't my reflection's slow shenanigans. No, I got used to those long ago. What freaks me out now is that today, while washing my face and playing my usual game, I opened my eyes to see my own face staring me down with a sinister smile. It makes me wonder... why, after all these years, does it suddenly feel confident enough to come out of hiding?
Children, Facts, and Head: source is mentioned in our blog weird-facts.org
 source is mentioned in our blog :weird-facts.or
 In 2003, a 6-inch-long human skeleton was found in
 Chile's Atacama Desert. Often called the 鈥淎tacama
 Alien," Ata is believed to be a 6 to 8-year-old human.
 but the debated cause of its size, missing ribs,
 and deformed head remains a mystery.
 waird-facts org
Morning guys 馃槉 鈥 SLOW SUBMITTED BY AIRYNU - There's something wrong with my reflection. Well, I suppose, if we're being honest here, there's been something wrong for years. You see, since I was a child I've always noticed that it could never quite keep up. A reflection should follow your movements precisely, in real-time, with no guesswork involved. But mine is always just a little slow and sometimes just a little off. The first time it happened, it really scared me. Children are very perceptive, you know, and 8-year-old me, with my keen eyes, I could see that something was wrong. I told my parents but they didn't believe me and insisted that it was all in my head. They still forced me to brush my teeth on my own every day despite all of my protests. As I got older, my slow reflection just became a fact of life. Didn't matter where I was, what mirror I was looking into, my reflection just couldn't keep up. I began to make a game of it and see if I could catch it off guard. I would open my eyes really suddenly when washing my face to see if I could get a glimpse. What freaks me out now though isn't my reflection's slow shenanigans. No, I got used to those long ago. What freaks me out now is that today, while washing my face and playing my usual game, I opened my eyes to see my own face staring me down with a sinister smile. It makes me wonder... why, after all these years, does it suddenly feel confident enough to come out of hiding?

Morning guys 馃槉 鈥 SLOW SUBMITTED BY AIRYNU - There's something wrong with my reflection. Well, I suppose, if we're being honest here, there's...