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Another One, Birthday, and Confidence: After 37 years of depression, self-sabatoge, procrastination and irrational fears, I'm finally deciding to be better. submitted 5 days ago (last edited 5 days ago) by thintoast o X 64 comments source share save hide give award report crosspost At 37 years old, I'm FINALLY deciding to make a change in my life. I've lived the first 25 years in a deep depression including a near suicide attempt as a teenager... Meaning I was holding the knife to my throat but didn't go through with it. Around age 25, I learned to tolerate and embrace the depression and sort of push it to the side and not pay attention to it. This worked great as a coping mechanism but did absolutely nothing to quell the underlying issues. At 36 I had all the phony confidence in the world when I quit my job and moved out of state with my wife. A few months in, atfter submitting innumerable amounts of applications, I couldn't get a single job except some part-time graveyard shift work for chump change. It's now 9 months later, and I'm at a crisis point. I've come to a number of self realizations... - I'm a procrastinator like no other. I procrastinate until it's too late to do anything and then I move on to the next procrastination project - I'm anti-social and have an irrational yet severe fear of initiating a phone conversation, not just to follow up on job applications already submitted, but even to my family to wish them a happy birthday. - I'm also embarrassed because at times, my mind moves faster than my mouth and l end up stumbling over my words making me feel like an idiot, and I fear that will happen when I talk on the phone, when it is most likely to happen. - I find it difficult to get excited about doing anything. Even if it's something I know I'll enjoy. It all feels like it doesn't matter. - It's hard for me to open up and make new friends. When people start talking to me, I clam up and have nothing to say in return. - I have a lack of self-esteem. I never feel smart enough to complete even the simplest of tasks. I feel like if I don't have this EXACT experience, I'm not qualified for the job. - It feels like I have no control over what happens in my life and when I try to turn the wheel to take a different path, the steering wheel is locked in place These are just some of the thoughts running through my head. And they've been there for as long as I can remember. at 2:45 I left a voicemail for a therapist to call me back so I can just lay this all out and figure Today that changes. Today what I can do to help myself get over all of this crap. I'm apprehensive about medications since the near suicide attempt out was the result of a medication, another one made my downstairs business malfunction, and another one did absolutely nothing. But at this point, I would do just about anything to get rid of all these negative thoughts and emotions and fears. Today, July 3rd, 2019, I decided to be better Edit: Thanks for all the support, folks! For those of you saying something as simple as "you got this" my thanks is just as equal. It mea ns something to have random internet people show support for some other random internet guy. Not a meme, but just sharing something I found (I didn't do this)
Another One, Birthday, and Confidence: After 37 years of depression, self-sabatoge, procrastination and irrational fears, I'm finally deciding to be better.
 submitted 5 days ago (last edited 5 days ago) by thintoast o
 X
 64 comments source share save hide give award report crosspost
 At 37 years old, I'm FINALLY deciding to make a change in my life. I've lived the first 25 years in a deep depression including
 a near suicide attempt as a teenager... Meaning I was holding the knife to my throat but didn't go through with it. Around
 age 25, I learned to tolerate and embrace the depression and sort of push it to the side and not pay attention to it. This
 worked great as a coping mechanism but did absolutely nothing to quell the underlying issues. At 36 I had all the phony
 confidence in the world when I quit my job and moved out of state with my wife. A few months in, atfter submitting
 innumerable amounts of applications, I couldn't get a single job except some part-time graveyard shift work for chump
 change.
 It's now 9 months later, and I'm at a crisis point. I've come to a number of self realizations...
 - I'm a procrastinator like no other. I procrastinate until it's too late to do anything and then I move on to the next
 procrastination project
 - I'm anti-social and have an irrational yet severe fear of initiating a phone conversation, not just to follow up on job
 applications already submitted, but even to my family to wish them a happy birthday.
 - I'm also embarrassed because at times, my mind moves faster than my mouth and l end up stumbling over my words
 making me feel like an idiot, and I fear that will happen when I talk on the phone, when it is most likely to happen.
 - I find it difficult to get excited about doing anything. Even if it's something I know I'll enjoy. It all feels like it doesn't matter.
 - It's hard for me to open up and make new friends. When people start talking to me, I clam up and have nothing to say in
 return.
 - I have a lack of self-esteem. I never feel smart enough to complete even the simplest of tasks. I feel like if I don't have this
 EXACT experience, I'm not
 qualified for the job.
 - It feels like I have no control over what happens in my life and when I try to turn the wheel to take a different path, the
 steering wheel is locked in place
 These are just some of the thoughts running through my head. And they've been there for as
 long as I can remember.
 at 2:45 I left a voicemail for a therapist to call me back so I can just lay this all out and figure
 Today that changes. Today
 what I can do to help myself get over all of this crap. I'm apprehensive about medications since the near suicide attempt
 out
 was the result of a medication, another one made my downstairs business malfunction, and another one did absolutely
 nothing. But at this point, I would do just about anything to get rid of all these negative thoughts and emotions and fears.
 Today, July 3rd, 2019, I decided to be better
 Edit: Thanks for all the support, folks! For those of you saying something as simple as "you got this" my thanks is just as
 equal. It mea
 ns something to have random internet people show support for some other random internet guy.
Not a meme, but just sharing something I found (I didn't do this)

Not a meme, but just sharing something I found (I didn't do this)

Bad, Crazy, and Dude: 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 23 hours ago) They're certainly intentional. At that level of competition, you're not dropping them for any reason other than your routine. dropped Examples The pin was expect from a bad drop. You can see him do a little flip with the remaining pins as he is shrugging. His flash wasn't failed, and that's his hint to the audience to pay attention the drops. He caught the pin, but pushed it outward and away from himself so it would bounce away, landing perfectly between him and the bench. This is an extremely advanced and precise form of bounce juggling. He's able to do it without looking at the pin, but knows it will flip and roll directly away from him. Pay attention, as to be perfectly aligned toward the bench and didn't roll around like you might everything he does is in perfect angles for the stage, including the "mistakes" The second "mistake" was with the balls The ball that was dropped was placed perfectly in front of the bench (closer to the audience) to better display the footwork he was doing. When he first dropped the rings You can tell they that was primarily killing time for the music to switch to the fast-paced rhythm. are deliberate mistakes because his left hand isn't even in position to try to catch it, he's facing the wrong way to ever catch it (and he knows that). He's hesitating and stuttering as the song is doing the same. There's an overacted "deep breath" restart that shows it was completely intentional that is synchronized precisely with the new rhythm start. . He threw them up and new exactly how to do it and make the last one roll around The last "mistake" was the best like that. How do I know? That was part of his finale. Watch the video in 1/4 speed. When he throws them into the air, he's watching the peaks of the toss, like any juggler. The one that he chases last is his right hand 2nd to last throw. The moment that ring peaks, he shuffles to his right a bit to prep for the "scramble". The ring that doesn't roll at all, he actually had in his hand, but simply moved it to fall directly downward. That tells us that he knew he was going to make a stop there, and left himself a trail of breaderumbs rings to follow back to the bench. Absolutely masterful. has pointed to a youtube comment of another juggler saying the mistakes are not intentional. happy to be wrong and I'll let the dude with way more experience than me claim otherwise. I used to be an avid Ringling Bros clowns back when I was a teenager. I EDIT: I am juggler and had a never read youtube comments since they're generally really fortunate opportunity to learn from some cesspool. Although looking closer, it appears that is actually the dude in the video. Well done on working your mistakes into the routine like you did. EDIT2: Illuminati confirmed reply hide child comments embed save-RES parent report give award permalink source save S9 points 23 hours ago Hey, juggler from the video here. I appreciate the crazy elaborate reasons for each drop, but I actually just had a rough night but thank you for this permalink source embed save save-RES parent report give award reply hide child comments Guy explains in great length how every mistake made by a juggler is "deliberate" and how each drop was "perfectly placed". Juggler shut him down.
Bad, Crazy, and Dude: 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 23 hours ago)
 They're certainly intentional. At that level of competition, you're not dropping them for any reason other than your
 routine.
 dropped
 Examples The pin was
 expect from a bad drop. You can see him do a little flip with the remaining pins as he is shrugging. His flash wasn't
 failed, and that's his hint to the audience to pay attention the drops. He caught the pin, but pushed it outward and
 away from himself so it would bounce away, landing perfectly between him and the bench. This is an extremely
 advanced and precise form of bounce juggling. He's able to do it without looking at the pin, but knows it will flip and
 roll directly away from him. Pay attention, as
 to be perfectly aligned toward the bench and didn't roll around like you might
 everything he does is in perfect angles for the stage, including the
 "mistakes"
 The second "mistake" was with the balls The ball that was dropped was placed perfectly in front of the bench
 (closer to the audience) to better display the footwork he was
 doing.
 When he first dropped the rings
 You can tell they
 that was primarily killing time for the music to switch to the fast-paced rhythm.
 are deliberate mistakes because his left hand isn't even in position to try to catch it, he's facing the
 wrong way to ever catch it (and he knows that). He's hesitating and stuttering as the song is doing the same. There's
 an overacted "deep breath" restart that shows it was completely intentional that is synchronized precisely with the
 new rhythm start.
 . He threw them up and new exactly how to do it and make the last one roll around
 The last "mistake" was the best
 like that. How do I know? That was
 part of his finale. Watch the video in 1/4 speed. When he throws them into the air,
 he's watching the peaks of the toss, like any juggler. The one that he chases last is his right hand 2nd to last throw.
 The moment that ring peaks, he shuffles to his right a bit to prep for the "scramble". The ring that doesn't roll at all,
 he actually had in his hand, but simply moved it to fall directly downward. That tells us that he knew he was going to
 make a stop there, and left himself a trail of breaderumbs rings to follow back to the bench.
 Absolutely masterful.
 has pointed to a
 youtube comment of another juggler saying the mistakes are not intentional.
 happy to be wrong and I'll let the dude with way more experience than me claim otherwise. I used to be an avid
 Ringling Bros clowns back when I was a teenager. I
 EDIT:
 I am
 juggler and had a
 never read youtube comments since they're generally
 really fortunate opportunity to learn from some
 cesspool. Although looking closer, it appears that
 is actually the dude in the video. Well done on working your mistakes into the routine like you did.
 EDIT2: Illuminati confirmed
 reply hide child comments
 embed
 save-RES parent report give award
 permalink
 source
 save
 S9 points 23 hours ago
 Hey, juggler from the video here. I appreciate the crazy elaborate reasons for each drop, but I actually just had a
 rough night but thank you for this
 permalink source embed save save-RES parent report give award reply
 hide child comments
Guy explains in great length how every mistake made by a juggler is "deliberate" and how each drop was "perfectly placed". Juggler shut him down.

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 from God to spread the gospel by serving a full time
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 make a buck. by relevantlife in atheism
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 congregation members contribute some or all of the
 expense
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I thought Mormons aren't supposed to lie... Or masturbate

I thought Mormons aren't supposed to lie... Or masturbate

Family, Friends, and Future: Greetings would like to provide an Red Candle Games from Taiwan. To all of our players, industry and media friends, We are we update on 'Devotion' (1) For the past four months, the art asset incident related to 'Devotion' has caused immeasurable harm to Red Candle Games and our partner. We would like to offer our most sincere apology to all impacted teams and personnel. Red Candle and its partner are damage from worsening C assuming all responsibilities for the losses; we will not stop in our endeavor to prevent the (2) This incident has significantly and adversely impacted all parties. Our partner has been making every effort to assist Red Candle. While mediation is still in progress, Red Candle's co-founders have reached a unanimous decision to not re-release Devotion' in the near term, including but not limited to obtaining profit from sales, revision, IP authorization, etc. to prevent unnecessary misconception (3) As we reflect on the situation, we notice many players, industry friends, and the media are starting to understand that the incident was indeed a malfunction of project management, not a deliberate act. If, in the future, the public would be willing to view this game rationally and allow us the opportunity to rebuild trust with our players, Red Candle would reconsider re-releasing 'Devotion' As such, we want to apologize to the players for the wait. We are truly sorry, but please understand our decision Red Candle is grateful that our partner entrusted us without reservation during the game's development in the past two years. Regrettably, developer, Red Candle is inexcusable for this incident. We hope that our partner and related parties may be excused from further criticism we failed to meet their expectations and caused them to suffer undue hardship. As the game's sole Since Red Candle Games establishment in 2015, we have dedicated ourselves to craft the best gaming experience for our audience worldwide. In 'Devotion', its core message is about the tragedy of a loving family twisted by the frantic belief of a religious cult. We made a critical and unprofessional error during the game's production. It saddens us that the focus of the game has shifted drastically since the erroneous art asset was found. Arevision patch was implemented immediately as we have absolutely no intent to stage a publicity stunt. However, in the aftermath of the incident, some still possess different speculations about Devotion. As regretful as the incident was, we have to bear its full consequence. We hope for a second chance in the near future. A chance to prove that, both Red Candle and its partner simply wanted to create a great game and no one wished for such incident to occur. Rest assured, Red Candle Games will continue its passion to creativity as a game company Thank you for your invaluable support Sincerely, Red Candle Games RED CANDLE 赤烟遊戲 Red Candle Games responds to the controversy following the erroneous political assets found in "Devotion."
Family, Friends, and Future: Greetings
 would like to provide an
 Red Candle Games from Taiwan. To all of our players, industry and media friends,
 We are
 we
 update
 on 'Devotion'
 (1) For the past four months, the art asset incident related to 'Devotion' has caused immeasurable harm to Red Candle
 Games and our partner. We would like to offer our most sincere apology to all impacted teams and personnel. Red
 Candle and its partner are
 damage from worsening
 C
 assuming all responsibilities for the losses; we will not stop in our endeavor to prevent the
 (2) This incident has significantly and adversely impacted all parties. Our partner has been making every effort to assist
 Red Candle. While mediation is still in progress, Red Candle's co-founders have reached a unanimous decision to not
 re-release Devotion' in the near term, including but not limited to obtaining profit from sales, revision, IP authorization,
 etc. to prevent unnecessary misconception
 (3) As we reflect on the situation, we notice many players, industry friends, and the media are starting to understand that
 the incident was indeed a malfunction of project management, not a deliberate act. If, in the future, the public would be
 willing to view this game rationally and allow us the opportunity to rebuild trust with our players, Red Candle would
 reconsider re-releasing 'Devotion'
 As such, we want to apologize to the players for the wait. We are truly sorry, but please understand our decision
 Red Candle is grateful that our partner entrusted us without reservation during the game's development in the past two
 years. Regrettably,
 developer, Red Candle is inexcusable for this incident. We hope that our partner and related parties may be excused from
 further criticism
 we failed to meet their expectations and caused them to suffer undue hardship. As the game's sole
 Since Red Candle Games establishment in 2015, we have dedicated ourselves to craft the best gaming experience for our
 audience worldwide. In 'Devotion', its core message is about the tragedy of a loving family twisted by the frantic belief
 of a religious cult.
 We made a critical and unprofessional error during the game's production. It saddens us that the focus of the game has
 shifted drastically since the erroneous art asset was found. Arevision patch was implemented immediately as we have
 absolutely no intent to stage a publicity stunt.
 However, in the aftermath of the incident, some still possess different speculations about Devotion. As regretful as the
 incident was, we have to bear its full consequence. We hope for a second chance in the near future. A chance to prove
 that, both Red Candle and its partner simply wanted to create a great game and no one wished for such incident to occur.
 Rest assured, Red Candle Games will continue its passion to creativity
 as a game company
 Thank you for your invaluable support
 Sincerely,
 Red Candle Games
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Red Candle Games responds to the controversy following the erroneous political assets found in "Devotion."

Red Candle Games responds to the controversy following the erroneous political assets found in "Devotion."

Meme, Pets, and Water: MEME Made every pets i have (including pixelings) to attend water sheep's funeral plus brad
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Made every pets i have (including pixelings) to attend water sheep's funeral plus brad

Made every pets i have (including pixelings) to attend water sheep's funeral plus brad

Movies, Soda, and The Office: 4G 23:53 d 65% Board /b/- Random Settings Home 07/14/19(Sun)23:18:33 No.804671 003 Anonymous >Volunteering at fancy museum gala No pay but we get lunch and credit hours >Lunch is a soda, bag of chips and these delicious half sandwiches >We eat on our breaks while we're 7 KB JPG setting up >Me and a couple others, including "Victoria", are working the bar. >About halfway through the night, "Mike" comes from the back and tells us there are plenty of sandwiches left and we can get a second one >I get a chance to go to the office where the fridge is and grab a sandwich >sogood.jpg >Want another. And there are so many left. >I hatch an evil/brilliant(?) plan >Go to the bathroom >Try to get some toilet paper to stick to the bottom of my shoe like in the movies, but it doesn't work >Plan intensifies >l go to the stall and wipe a tiny sliver of poo on my index finger. Very small, subtle. >l got back to the office and grab another sandwich >Take it to the bar and say to Victoria," >"You'd think these high society types would learn how to flush the toilet.' >Making it clear I went to the bathroom before telling her I got her second sandwich. I hand it out to her, subtly displaying my finger. >She says no thanks, I can have it. Scarf it, overjoyed >At the end of the night, there are plenty of sandwiches left. I get a third one. >My scheme was unnecessary View Thread 4 Replies / 2 Images 07/14/19(Sun)23:44:23 No.804672972 Anonymous Anon plays 4D chess
Movies, Soda, and The Office: 4G
 23:53 d
 65%
 Board
 /b/- Random
 Settings Home
 07/14/19(Sun)23:18:33 No.804671 003
 Anonymous
 >Volunteering at fancy museum gala
 No pay but we get lunch and credit
 hours
 >Lunch is a soda, bag of chips and
 these delicious half sandwiches
 >We eat on our breaks while we're
 7 KB JPG
 setting up
 >Me and a couple others, including "Victoria", are
 working the bar.
 >About halfway through the night, "Mike" comes from
 the back and tells us there are plenty of sandwiches
 left and we can get a second one
 >I get a chance to go to the office where the fridge is
 and grab a sandwich
 >sogood.jpg
 >Want another. And there are so many left.
 >I hatch an evil/brilliant(?) plan
 >Go to the bathroom
 >Try to get some toilet paper to stick to the bottom
 of my shoe like in the movies, but it doesn't work
 >Plan intensifies
 >l go to the stall and wipe a tiny sliver of poo on my
 index finger. Very small, subtle.
 >l got back to the office and grab another sandwich
 >Take it to the bar and say to Victoria,"
 >"You'd think these high society types would learn
 how to flush the toilet.'
 >Making it clear I went to the bathroom before telling
 her I got her second sandwich. I hand it out to her,
 subtly displaying my finger.
 >She says no thanks, I can have it.
 Scarf it, overjoyed
 >At the end of the night, there are plenty of
 sandwiches left. I get a third one.
 >My scheme was unnecessary
 View Thread
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 07/14/19(Sun)23:44:23 No.804672972
 Anonymous
Anon plays 4D chess

Anon plays 4D chess

Beautiful, Fake, and Friends: 5:24 PM Sat Jul 13 53 5:24 PM Sat Jul 13 53% Yesterday at 6:07 PM unrelated Tahiti Yesterday at 6:07 PM wym tahiti Yesterday at 6:08 PM I used to always go to Tahiti so I used to say I live there esterday at 6:08 PM im asking you what island thats part of hawaii Yesterday at 6:09 PM French Polynesia Yesterday at 6:10 PM french polynesias part of hawaii? Yesterday at 6:11 PM No its connected to the points of Hawaii July 12, 2019 Yesterday at 11:18 AM Yesterday at 6:11 PM Going to yeah but im asking you which island thats part of hawaii that youve lived/visited esterday at 11:40 AM oh nice! idk what that is tho Imao Yesterday at 6:12 PM or where moreso French Polynesian Yesterday at 6:02 PM Yesterday at 6:12 PM U dont the polynesian triangle has nothing to do with what im asking you Imao do you know what hawaiis islands are consisted of? Yesterday at 6:03 PM yeah i dont lol Yesterday at 6:13 PM i live in hawaii It's connected by the points of Hawaii the mainland is an entirely different planet Tahiti is in Hawaii tho Yesterday at 6:04 PM Yesterday at 6:1 PM I used to live in Hawaii before I moved to thats not what im asking you Imfao tahiti is not part of hawaii esterday at 6:05 PM tahiti is another island entirely Imao what island do you know what hawaiis islands are? Yesterday at 6:07 PM SO Message Message Send 5:24 PM Sat Jul 13 53 5:24 PM Sat Jul 13 53% oday at 3:37 PM Today at 3:25 PM and you wouldnt have known that lest you searched it up Not really. I used to live close to Hawaii Listen , cut the shit. Today at 3:26 PM Really? I'm not the one blatantly and overtly flexing on my "fake" life but you said you lived in hawaii Today at 3:39 PM Today at 3:27 PM Ok then If u live in Hawaii why did u say hmu when I told u l was in I didn't realize Tahiti isn't in Hawaii Today at 3:40 PM Today at 3:28 PM You really think I'm not going to grill you for lying about having "previously resided" in Hawaii? Imao then next time you mention smth like that to someone, straight up say the island You changed your story because you're full of shit. where did you live in tahiti? Today at 3:41 PM Today at 3:29 PM Sure ok bye Paparā oday at 3:43 PM Today at 3:31 PM Imao is that leeward or smth just like when you said you lived in oh and not to mention "moving" to with your friends Today at 3:32 PM What u mean the funniest thing youve told me? working a carpentry job that pays 20$ an hour 3 in Today at 3:32 PM oh! you stream and upload videos on youtube? sure you do. sucks how every time i ask you for your channels to do you know what leeward means support you, you somehow have an excuse for it getting banned or taken down its really unfortunate, isnt it? Today at 3:33 PM Yes No parent in the right mind would let their kids leave at such a young age to quite possibly land you in someone else's home because someone Do you realize that could happened to call CPS on them? Today at 3:33 PM Not to mention your beautiful art. then why ask abt what i meant? poorly done on paper? How did you go from drawing a low-res picture to one is papara leeward? Today at 3:48 PM Today at 3:34 PM OMG HOW LONG CAN U GONE ON FOR CAUSE I COULD CARE LESS ABOUT MY FUCKING I WANNA KILL Yes MYSELF LIFE oday at 3:35 PM Today at 3:48 PM nice job trying Including your "friend" who somehow happened to mention it LAST MINUTE that it was 707 from Mystic Messenger? Today at 3:36 PM You claiming you want to kill yourself is such an immature answer and it really shows your age I know it's not Tahiti is Windward How long can I go on? I can go on for as long as you've lied to me, not that I care. It's Windward It was pretty obvious at the start. oday at 3:37 PM I feel sorry for you and I hope you grow out of it. Google wasn’t enough help to fabricate Guy’s(red) own bullshit.
Beautiful, Fake, and Friends: 5:24 PM Sat Jul 13
 53 5:24 PM Sat Jul 13
 53%
 Yesterday at 6:07 PM
 unrelated
 Tahiti
 Yesterday at 6:07 PM
 wym tahiti
 Yesterday at 6:08 PM
 I used to always go to Tahiti so I used to say I live there
 esterday at 6:08 PM
 im asking you what island thats part of hawaii
 Yesterday at 6:09 PM
 French Polynesia
 Yesterday at 6:10 PM
 french polynesias part of hawaii?
 Yesterday at 6:11 PM
 No its connected to the points of Hawaii
 July 12, 2019
 Yesterday at 11:18 AM
 Yesterday at 6:11 PM
 Going to
 yeah but
 im asking you which island thats part of hawaii that youve lived/visited
 esterday at 11:40 AM
 oh nice! idk what that is tho Imao
 Yesterday at 6:12 PM
 or where moreso
 French Polynesian
 Yesterday at 6:02 PM
 Yesterday at 6:12 PM
 U dont
 the polynesian triangle has nothing to do with what im asking you Imao
 do you know what hawaiis islands are consisted of?
 Yesterday at 6:03 PM
 yeah i dont lol
 Yesterday at 6:13 PM
 i live in hawaii
 It's connected by the points of Hawaii
 the mainland is an
 entirely different planet
 Tahiti is in Hawaii tho
 Yesterday at 6:04 PM
 Yesterday at 6:1
 PM
 I used to live in Hawaii before I moved to
 thats not what im asking you Imfao
 tahiti is not part of hawaii
 esterday at 6:05 PM
 tahiti is another island entirely
 Imao what island
 do you know what hawaiis islands are?
 Yesterday at 6:07 PM
 SO Message
 Message
 Send
 5:24 PM Sat Jul 13
 53 5:24 PM Sat Jul 13
 53%
 oday at 3:37 PM
 Today at 3:25 PM
 and you wouldnt have known that lest you searched it up
 Not really. I used to live close to Hawaii
 Listen
 , cut the shit.
 Today at 3:26 PM
 Really? I'm not the one blatantly and overtly flexing
 on my "fake" life
 but you said you lived in hawaii
 Today at 3:39 PM
 Today at 3:27 PM
 Ok then If u live in Hawaii why did u say hmu when I told u l was in
 I didn't realize Tahiti isn't in Hawaii
 Today at 3:40 PM
 Today at 3:28 PM
 You really think I'm not going to grill you for lying about having "previously resided" in Hawaii?
 Imao then next time you mention smth like that to someone, straight up say the island
 You changed your story because you're full of shit.
 where did you live in tahiti?
 Today at 3:41 PM
 Today at 3:29 PM
 Sure ok bye
 Paparā
 oday at 3:43 PM
 Today at 3:31 PM
 Imao
 is that leeward or smth
 just like when you said you lived in
 oh and not to mention "moving" to
 with your friends
 Today at 3:32 PM
 What u mean
 the funniest thing youve told me? working a carpentry job that pays 20$ an hour
 3
 in
 Today at 3:32 PM
 oh! you stream and upload videos on
 youtube? sure you do. sucks how every time i ask you for your channels to
 do you know what leeward means
 support you, you somehow have an excuse for it getting banned or taken down
 its really unfortunate, isnt it?
 Today at 3:33 PM
 Yes
 No parent in the right mind would let their kids leave at such a young age to
 quite possibly land you in someone else's home because someone
 Do you realize that could
 happened to call CPS on them?
 Today at 3:33 PM
 Not to mention your beautiful art.
 then why ask abt what i meant?
 poorly done on paper?
 How did you go from drawing a low-res picture to one
 is papara leeward?
 Today at 3:48 PM
 Today at 3:34 PM
 OMG HOW LONG CAN U GONE ON FOR CAUSE I COULD CARE LESS ABOUT MY FUCKING I WANNA KILL
 Yes
 MYSELF LIFE
 oday at 3:35 PM
 Today at 3:48 PM
 nice job trying
 Including your "friend" who somehow happened to mention it LAST MINUTE that it was 707 from Mystic
 Messenger?
 Today at 3:36 PM
 You claiming you want to kill yourself is such an immature answer and it really shows your age
 I know it's not Tahiti is Windward
 How long can I go on? I can go on for as long as you've lied to me, not that I care.
 It's Windward
 It was pretty obvious at the start.
 oday at 3:37 PM
 I feel sorry for you and I hope you grow out of it.
Google wasn’t enough help to fabricate Guy’s(red) own bullshit.

Google wasn’t enough help to fabricate Guy’s(red) own bullshit.

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Alive, Apparently, and Bad: nighthood drowning-in-otps pepper-stark Entertainment Weekly 4 hrs The Marvel Cinematic Universe has now gotten so big and sprawling that some actors can't even remem ber exactly how many of the franchise's movies they appeared in. EW.COM Gwyneth Paltrow has no memory of being in Spider-Man: Homecoming' This is my favorite celebrity headline of today rellasnowheenim Michael Aurelio @aurelioacts 23h Replying to @JarettSays This is actually crazy real. Actors in large marvel films have been revealing that sometimes they have no idea what their scenes are for. Sometimes they just use the actors mo-cap in another film and the actor doesn't know till he gets a check in the mail. It's a little scary 114 ti 6 Rob Nugent @RPN42 1d Replying to @JarettSays and @katiebakes Anthony Mackie has said the same thing about his cameo in Ant-Man. Apparently they just bring the actors to Atlanta and film them and half the time they dont know what its for t 158 2,449 silly-slacker-person onajam John Mulaney voice: It was even weirder, though, when I went out for the night with some money, black out, and wake up with more money, because that means that I earned money. That means that I traded goods and/or services. Which is scary. agentrandom Why is Marvel like this? Anthony Mackie: me two soeces'saud Macki Tee ae The reveal of the new Anaers iuea (Elzabeth Olen) and War Machine (Don Cheade) assemble for the frat m ein the elr a013Aeng Ag amroise withou eco beng known 1 had no including one of the new Avengers his daddy in two scenes in The hvengers Co War Anthrey Markie reied nat hanssonl are e ton and the est of se snding hereit was lke Cut w an Auenger011m Aright, thanksf That was pretty much in Utron's premieres Brie Larson: "1 few to Atlanta to start shooting l'Endgame'I trapped in the MCU lockbox As has become had no idea what I was doing" Larson said, "And tradition, Marvel's "Captain Marvel" ended I arrived and they gave me a piece of paper that with a pair of post-credits scenes, including one was a full page of dialogue and action but all of in which Larson's Carol Danvers returns to it was redacted except for my one line. I even Farth after Thanos' snap, heads to the ,'Who went to hair and makeup and was l Avengers headquarters to find Nick Fury know,we don't know It wasn't until I wallked on assemblage of still-alive Avengers where the set that I was like, Oh,crap, l'm like in a Marvel movie right now And then I couldn't talk about SHJELD director is The answer is, of course, "snapped But Larson it dide't know that was a tag f 'Captain piece together for herself that Fury wasn't just Marvel" she said. "I didn't know what that was in the next room or even some other universe. bod he was dead, Marvel brass wouldn't even tell ese th Siootinge s Eabon she awked ae he in the room with I They whip-panned over to me, and I was like. But where is he actually? Like is he in the Fury's location. "And then I had the pleasure, at room? What room am Lin?" the Captain Marvel premiere, of seeing what rootbeergoddess So I'm not the only person who finds this really creepy right? wukodork No, no you are not noli-ge ...so it was that bad alstee Well, that sure explains a lot! lokijiro Back in the old days, Kenneth Branagh actually involved Tom in the process of creating Loki. He asked Tom for all the aspects that he'd wish to explore. Tom kept a scrapbook where he wrote down all his ideas. The actors of Thor met to discuss the dynamics between the characters. That's when Tom and Rene Russo came up with the backstory of Frigga being the one who taught Loki magic, and decided that they would share a tic. After filming Thor, Tom met Joss Whedon and they spent a whole afternoon discussing Loki, and what happened to him after his suicide attempt. And now, actors have no idea what's going on when they're filming and reciting their lines. It's no wonder the films feel so soulless. It looks like Marvel completely missed the fact that Loki became so popular because the guy who played him always knew what the character was feeling and how he would be moving iamanartichoke Friendly reminder that Joss Whedon sent Tom Hiddleston the entire Avengers script and Tom read the entire thing and loved it so much that he sent a gushing email back to Joss, thanking him for writing Loki as such an emotionally complex, layered character. Just compare that level of artistic integrity and caring about the characters and the plot to the most recent shit show of the actors not even knowing what fucking movie they're filming. bastlynn Funny thing if your actor doesn't know what movie they're filming or the role they have in the plot, then their agent can't properly negotiate for the pay they deserve for their work. This is a rampant issue with voice acting too. squeeful AAAwww Source: pepper-stark 126,861 notes It's bad film making
Alive, Apparently, and Bad: nighthood
 drowning-in-otps
 pepper-stark
 Entertainment Weekly
 4 hrs
 The Marvel Cinematic Universe has now gotten so big
 and sprawling that some actors can't even remem ber
 exactly how many of the franchise's movies they
 appeared in.
 EW.COM
 Gwyneth Paltrow has no memory of being in
 Spider-Man: Homecoming'
 This is my favorite celebrity headline of today
 rellasnowheenim
 Michael Aurelio @aurelioacts 23h
 Replying to @JarettSays
 This is actually crazy real. Actors in large
 marvel films have been revealing that
 sometimes they have no idea what their
 scenes are for. Sometimes they just use
 the actors mo-cap in another film and
 the actor doesn't know till he gets a
 check in the mail. It's a little scary
 114
 ti 6
 Rob Nugent @RPN42 1d
 Replying to @JarettSays and
 @katiebakes
 Anthony Mackie has said the same thing
 about his cameo in Ant-Man. Apparently
 they just bring the actors to Atlanta and
 film them and half the time they dont
 know what its for
 t 158
 2,449
 silly-slacker-person
 onajam
 John Mulaney voice: It was even weirder,
 though, when I went out for the night with
 some money, black out, and wake up with
 more money, because that means that I
 earned money. That means that I traded
 goods and/or services. Which is scary.
 agentrandom
 Why is Marvel like this?
 Anthony Mackie:
 me two soeces'saud Macki
 Tee ae
 The reveal of the new Anaers iuea
 (Elzabeth Olen) and War Machine (Don
 Cheade) assemble for the frat m
 ein the
 elr a013Aeng Ag
 amroise
 withou eco beng known 1 had no
 including one of the new Avengers
 his daddy in two scenes in The hvengers
 Co War Anthrey Markie reied nat
 hanssonl are e ton and the est of se
 snding hereit was lke Cut
 w
 an Auenger011m
 Aright, thanksf That was pretty much in
 Utron's premieres
 Brie Larson:
 "1 few to Atlanta to start shooting l'Endgame'I
 trapped in the MCU lockbox As has become
 had no idea what I was doing" Larson said, "And
 tradition, Marvel's "Captain Marvel" ended
 I arrived and they gave me a piece of paper that
 with a pair of post-credits scenes, including one
 was a full page of dialogue and action but all of
 in which Larson's Carol Danvers returns to
 it was redacted except for my one line. I even
 Farth after Thanos' snap, heads to the
 ,'Who
 went to hair and makeup and was l
 Avengers headquarters to find Nick Fury
 know,we don't know It wasn't until I wallked on
 assemblage of still-alive Avengers where the
 set that I was like, Oh,crap, l'm like in a Marvel
 movie right now And then I couldn't talk about
 SHJELD director is
 The answer is, of course, "snapped
 But Larson
 it
 dide't know that was a tag f
 'Captain
 piece together for herself that Fury wasn't just
 Marvel" she said. "I didn't know what that was
 in the next room or even some other universe.
 bod
 he was dead, Marvel brass wouldn't even tell
 ese th Siootinge s
 Eabon she awked ae
 he in the room with I
 They whip-panned over to me, and I was like.
 But where is he actually? Like is he in the
 Fury's location. "And then I had the pleasure, at
 room? What room am Lin?"
 the Captain Marvel premiere, of seeing what
 rootbeergoddess
 So I'm not the only person who finds this
 really creepy right?
 wukodork
 No, no you are not
 noli-ge
 ...so it was that bad
 alstee
 Well, that sure explains a lot!
 lokijiro
 Back in the old days, Kenneth Branagh
 actually involved Tom in the process of
 creating Loki. He asked Tom for all the
 aspects that he'd wish to explore. Tom kept
 a scrapbook where he wrote down all his
 ideas. The actors of Thor met to discuss
 the dynamics between the characters.
 That's when Tom and Rene Russo came up
 with the backstory of Frigga being the one
 who taught Loki magic, and decided that
 they would share a tic. After filming Thor,
 Tom met Joss Whedon and they spent a
 whole afternoon discussing Loki, and what
 happened to him after his suicide attempt.
 And now, actors have no idea what's going
 on when they're filming and reciting their
 lines. It's no wonder the films feel so soulless.
 It looks like Marvel completely missed the
 fact that Loki became so popular because
 the guy who played him always knew what
 the character was feeling and how he
 would be moving
 iamanartichoke
 Friendly reminder that Joss Whedon sent
 Tom Hiddleston the entire Avengers script
 and Tom read the entire thing and loved it so
 much that he sent a gushing email back to
 Joss, thanking him for writing Loki as such
 an emotionally complex, layered character.
 Just compare that level of artistic integrity
 and caring about the characters and the
 plot to the most recent shit show of the
 actors not even knowing what fucking movie
 they're filming.
 bastlynn
 Funny thing
 if your actor doesn't know
 what movie they're filming or the role they
 have in the plot, then their agent can't
 properly negotiate for the pay they deserve
 for their work.
 This is a rampant issue with voice acting too.
 squeeful
 AAAwww
 Source: pepper-stark
 126,861 notes
It's bad film making

It's bad film making

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The solution I've found worked with my cule is having playmate status with folks, sort of commitment but only in a playtime sense (and the emotional responsibility with it.) 1 points 2 months ago pemalink save report give award reply pemmalnk save parent report give award reply d. 40 | Fluffy Fuckable 0 points 4 months ago H Le ph 3 points 3 months ago I feel silly and selfish because I have romantic partners, but my D/s aspects are a large part of who I am. Hell, I'm still with my old dominant on a non D/s basis. Clone, get back in containment! Basically, her PTSD and emotional issues got on top of her over the summer and instead of dealing with it she ended up abusing me pretty heavily ending with a breach of trust that left me dissociative and feeling 40 | Fluffy | Fuckable S-12 points 2 months ago ed worthless. .9 points 3 months ago Mine is complicated for two reasons: 7 months later I'm still not sexual with any of my rl partners really and I miss sub space and that feeling of belonging... And I don't even know how to go about looking for someone as a poly transbian even though I Poly Domme lesbian here we are a thing lol I have 3 partners I live with One used to be my domme, but couldn't handle the the kink community. am active 5 points 3 months ago responsibility it entailed. permairk save parent repart gnve award reply Another I'm still working out dynamics with because both of us are sub bottoms (different types) and neither of us pursue. Yes hello. If it's your girl friend who you have had for years. Do the sex at me a Subby Introverted Kitten 10 points 4 months ago C again as we commonly do. I'm so sorry.... don't feel bad. It's not silly or selfish to miss being a part of who you are... finding a new dom, I have no experience so I don't know how to help... as for permalink save parent report give award reply Things are cleared now with all but that last and I'll talk to her tonight or tomorrow. k 6 points 3 months ago Hs What 401 Fluffy | Fuckable nalun 12 points 4 months ago d n 7 points 2 months ago Oh, I dont Just needed to say something... I think the wives are tired of me having emotional breakdow can see how the history could make things complex, I'm . glad it's all been okayed with two of them, let's hope for H Je a 5 points 3 months ago the third! Then go have some fun. :P same here except sub! e Subby Introverted Kitten 6 points 4 months ago HC Hey... You can't control your emotions, if they don't want to help you through them then maybe they don't deserve you... ed 40I Flufty | Fuckable 11 points 2 months Fun either way. Just mooooooore fun with approval. Insertions and orgasm torture need approval and well... Being strapped to a table with a Hitachi bound against me and getting tortured sounds like heaven. pemalink save parent report gve award reply j 4 25 MTF, mega submissive, has a cuddle kink 6 points 3 months ago 40 | Flufty I Fuckable S6 points 4 months ago H9 Poly people unite <3 cross while filled, I have 3 partners. 1 is trans. 2 are cis female. We all live together. All, including me, suffered emotional or physical abuse when younger. They support me. They care. But if all we did was discuss our emotional issues we'd never get to the bottom of them and we still wouldn't be 'fixed' in any way. I could tell any of them that I need to cry at them and they'd be happy to listen and comfort me. It would also add to their emotional burden at a time when we've all been on the edge of breaking down. It's been a rough 2 months Not my best picture, but I dyed a huge black stripe in my hair last night and couldn the over conditioning to go away before sharing >.< (redd.it) submitted 4 munds bide give award report crosspost 5 comments sha n4 points 2 months ago HH That sounds like a lot of fun, you've given me some ideas too... My own 'cule may have say thank you at some point. here. o come pemaink save parent repart grve award reply 2 points 4 months ago I'm sure they all still love you and care about what you are going through. How elser are you supposed to fix your emotional issues if you don't talk to someone about e Subby Introverted Kiten d 40 Fluffy | Fuckable 4 points 2 :) if you want to bounce thoughts or anything feel free to pm. them... HM Oh gosh that pic hits hard... Feels like when I try to sub my emotions take over and as much as I crave it I end up bawling and scared at the slightest punishment even though I love my Dom.. He k 2 points 2 months ago Hey, little off topic and feel free to decline to answer. A few months ago I started dating two wonderful girls, and there has been talk of moving in togetherelationship, and I'm urious looking to r When you lost count at 10 already but your partner goes "congratulations, you're multi-orgasmic" and you realize she's nowhere near done yet. Submitted 3 months ago by - NSFW 56 comments share save hide give award report crosspost future b y ts 561 are going to work, is there any advice you can offer? d 40 | Fluffy | Fuckable permalink save parent report give award reply 40| Flufty 4 points 2 months Fuckable It really depends on you. We all share a bedroom. Two beds. We've had them pushed together at times for cuddle piles but right now they're separate for the convenience of a walk way. Then all our clothes go in our offices because there's no room for dressers in the bedroom pemaink save parent report give award reply 2 points 2 months ago Thank you, that's a great help. I was thinking two beds might be the answer myself but then I got in my own head about if I was just being insane... I'm sure we'll make it all make sense when it comes to it. 40 Fluffy Fuckable 2 points 2 H9 I lost count but... Gods.. gonna pass back out now.... d 40 | Flufty | Fuckable 151 points 3 months ago was near tears and too tired to scream anymore and just.. Unnnnnnnnffffff... I'm I'm starting to actually like my hair these days (40yo, 22months hrt) hotted d months 00 by ge When we had three, a California King bed worked, but someone always got stuck in the middle and overheated (usually m comment share save hide give award report crasspost permalink save parent report give award reply e 67 points 3 months ago HP it or was it after an op or anything? Holy fuck, NICE. Did you work up k 2 points 2 months ago tHe Yeah, trapping someone in the middle was also playing on my mind, constantly like 'what if they're too hot' 'what if they need to pee in the middle of the night what if they toss and turn'... I guess I just need to stop overthinking it and go permaink save parent repart grve award reply d 40| Flufty | Fuckable S 149 points 3 months ago Does not having sex for several months due to emotional instability and stress count as working up to it? I'm non-op, so no operation involved. I've been able to hit 2-5 with a lot of luck and work since about 6 months in. Mostly luck. with the flow? Tonight, my partner told me she was stone butch for the evening and I wasn't allowed to touch in response, then basically played me like a piano with the magic wand and toys and wouldn't let me orgasm for awhile. Then she ramped things up and up while still backing off every time I got close until I was basically just a needy puddle... then hit my switches all at once and wouldn't stop for a bit even when I was begging. By then I was hypersensitive and she let me calm down for just a minute and - 40 | Fluffy | Fuckable s 2 points 2 months ago Yeah.... You usually figure out what you need. Two beds with the then began teasing and realized I was still going, so she started very gentle and then kept ramping up on different places and backing off again. walkway is nice. Sometimes I miss. the huge cuddle pile while sleeping but not overheating and being able to go pee are pretty awesome Favorite memory tonight *after I suddenly came again without any idea why and sort of lost a few seconds*: permaink save parent repart gve award reply Her: "You are such a girl." Me: "What?" Her: "You just came because I told you I love you."Me: "Was that what you said?" 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 while I was dropping and sleepy she started brainstorming "What other
 I can't wear my bra because itchy healing lines!
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 mean things can I do to Allie?"
 So far... Needles, sounding, fire play, blood cupping (maybe), orgasm
 torture (not denial), and Ummm insertions and strapon play. I have to clear
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 Bdsm/kink play where one person takes a blade and drags it over your skin, with or without cutting.
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 That... sounds really hot, except for the needles (whee, phobia). As
 Without cutting it can be fear play, predicament bondage, or sensation play. You can actually leave welts
 without drawing blood if you have a sharp enough knife.
 With cutting all of that still applies, but add blood and pain.
 long as its all safe. Although, what is blood cupping?
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 I'm a masochist, so I have long shallow cuts across my chest.
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 When you've been single for over a year and the only physical contact you get is from
 your dogs :(
 Small incisions and then cupping over them to pull out blood by
 vacuum. In this case she wants to do that and then flog me while
 I'm sensitized by it. This is on the 'maybe' list because blood is a
 soft limit (almost a hard limit) for me normally, but I trust her.
 -frustrates sub sounds-
 When you miss having a dominant irl but are scared to even look for one due to how
 it ended last time. reddit
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 just make sure not to cum on your cats
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 Ah. That sounds really intense and painful. All of this hot BDSM
 is more things I'd probably enjoy watching. I think wax play is
 about as painful as I like.
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 Lots of cat qirls around here looking to get cummed on
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 I'm... Not a pain slut, but I'm a bit of a masochist...
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 Needles came up because I really want to get my nipples pierced
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 none of your concern
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 yes please, but cutting is a 'no'. It's a very fine line.
 (ao)
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 a 3 points 2 months ago
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 Hey we got the same name (though mine spelled "Ali"). Represent
 I don't even have a dog to get physical contact from.
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 It's short for Allison! :)
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 Poly switch transbian cuddleslut here
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 just want to hug all the catgirls 14 points 3 months ago
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 My gods, that sounds like a hell of an evening. I love seeing other keen
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 doms, it makes me up my game. She does sound veeeery keen! Am glad to
 hear your going to have fun!
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 Hey,
 a
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 There's a few of us
 I'm still floating a bit, 2 days later. We need to do negotiation some.
 She can't own me (my polycule would lose it and I love them) and that
 makes things a little odd. We're not romantic either. We're good friends
 and her alpha primal resonates wildly with my pet and prey drives.
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 I'm so sorry.... I'm sure you will find someone that will take good care of you!
 saying gay/les to fit in easier)
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 I get that, sometimes a partner just clicks! Hope the comedown
 wasn't too hard on you. The solution I've found worked with my
 cule is having playmate status with folks, sort of commitment but
 only in a playtime sense (and the emotional responsibility with it.)
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 I feel silly and selfish because I have romantic partners, but my D/s aspects are a large part of who I am.
 Hell, I'm still with my old dominant on a non D/s basis.
 Clone, get back in containment!
 Basically, her PTSD and emotional issues got on top of her over the summer and instead of dealing with it
 she ended up abusing me pretty heavily ending with a breach of trust that left me dissociative and feeling
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 ed
 worthless.
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 Mine is complicated for two reasons:
 7 months later I'm still not sexual with any of my rl partners really and I miss sub space and that feeling of
 belonging... And I don't even know how to go about looking for someone as a poly transbian even though I
 Poly Domme lesbian here we are a thing lol
 I have 3 partners I live with
 One used to be my domme, but couldn't handle the
 the kink community.
 am active
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 responsibility it entailed.
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 Another I'm still working out dynamics with because both of us
 are sub bottoms (different types) and neither of us pursue.
 Yes hello. If it's your girl friend who you have had for years. Do the sex at me
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 again as we commonly do.
 I'm so sorry.... don't feel bad. It's not silly or selfish to miss being a part of who you are...
 finding a new dom, I have no experience so I don't know how to help...
 as for
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 Things are cleared now with all but that last and I'll talk to her
 tonight or tomorrow.
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 glad it's all been okayed with two of them, let's hope for
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 the third! Then go have some fun. :P
 same here except sub!
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 Hey... You can't control your emotions, if they don't want to help you through them then
 maybe they don't deserve you...
 ed 40I Flufty | Fuckable 11 points 2 months
 Fun either way. Just mooooooore fun with approval.
 Insertions and orgasm torture need approval and
 well... Being strapped to a table
 with a Hitachi bound against me and getting tortured
 sounds like heaven.
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 Poly people unite <3
 cross while filled,
 I have 3 partners. 1 is trans. 2 are cis female. We all live together. All, including me,
 suffered emotional or physical abuse when younger. They support me. They care. But if
 all we did was discuss our emotional issues we'd never get to the bottom of them and we
 still wouldn't be 'fixed' in any way. I could tell any of them that I need to cry at them and
 they'd be happy to listen and comfort me. It would also add to their emotional burden at
 a time when we've all been on the edge of breaking down. It's been a rough 2 months
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 That sounds like a lot of fun, you've given me
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 I'm sure they all still love you and care about what you are going through. How elser
 are you supposed to fix your emotional issues if you don't talk to someone about
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 :) if you want to bounce thoughts or anything
 feel free to pm.
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 up bawling and scared at the slightest punishment even though I love my Dom..
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 It really depends on you. We all share a bedroom. Two
 beds. We've had them pushed together at times for
 cuddle piles but right now they're separate for the
 convenience of a walk way.
 Then all our clothes go in our offices because there's
 no room for dressers in the bedroom
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 2 points 2 months ago
 Thank you, that's a great help. I was thinking two
 beds might be the answer myself but then I got in
 my own head about if I was just being insane...
 I'm sure we'll make it all make sense when it
 comes to it.
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 I lost count but... Gods..
 gonna pass back out now....
 d 40 | Flufty | Fuckable 151 points 3 months ago
 was near tears and too tired to scream anymore and just..
 Unnnnnnnnffffff... I'm
 I'm starting to actually like my hair these days (40yo, 22months hrt)
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 it or was it after an op or anything?
 Holy fuck, NICE. Did you work up
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 Yeah, trapping someone in the middle
 was also playing on my mind, constantly
 like 'what if they're too hot' 'what if they
 need to pee in the middle of the night
 what if they toss and turn'... I guess I
 just need to stop overthinking it and go
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 d 40| Flufty | Fuckable S 149 points 3 months ago
 Does not having sex for several months due to emotional instability and stress count as working up to
 it?
 I'm non-op, so no operation involved. I've been able to hit 2-5 with a lot of luck and work since about
 6 months in. Mostly luck.
 with the flow?
 Tonight, my partner told me she was stone butch for the evening and I wasn't allowed to touch in
 response, then basically played me like a piano with the magic wand and toys and wouldn't let me
 orgasm for awhile. Then she ramped things up and up while still backing off every time I got close until
 I was basically just a needy puddle... then hit my switches all at once and wouldn't stop for a bit even
 when I was begging. By then I was hypersensitive and she let me calm down for just a minute and
 - 40 | Fluffy | Fuckable s
 2 points 2 months ago
 Yeah.... You usually figure out what
 you need. Two beds with the
 then began teasing and realized I was still going, so she started very gentle and then kept ramping up
 on different places and backing off again.
 walkway is nice. Sometimes I miss.
 the huge cuddle pile while sleeping
 but not overheating and being able
 to go pee are pretty awesome
 Favorite memory tonight *after I suddenly came again without any idea why and sort of lost a few
 seconds*:
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 Her: "You are such a girl."
 Me: "What?"
 Her: "You just came because I told you I love you."Me: "Was that what you said?"
 Her: "Uh huh... and you looked really confused and went 'What the fu-" and came again."
 Me: "I love you too..."
 Also: "Oh god no stop what are you doing' isn't your safe word so I'm gonna keep going."
The sexual revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race.

The sexual revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race.

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 which was created by popular
 video-game streamer SmyleeKun.
 "If we naruto run, we can move
 faster than their bullets." The
 latter part of the description refer-
 cide to actually storm area 51."
 Speaking with The Washington
 Post on Friday, Air Force spokes-
 woman Laura McAndrews said
 officials were aware of the event.
 When asked how authorities
 would respond to ardent explor-
 ers who might attempt to enter
 Area 51 in September, McAndrews
 said she could not elaborate on
 specific plans or security pro-
 cedures at the base.
 She did, however, issue a warn-
 ing to those itching to try their
 luck.
 Area 51 "is an open training
 range for the U.S. Air Force, and
 we would discourage anyone from
 trying to come into the area where
 we train American armed forces"
 McAndrews said. "The U.S. Air
 Force always stands ready to pro-
 tect America and its assets."
 The facility has long been a
 source of public intrigue, yet for
 decades, Americans were told
 Area 51 did not exist at all. That
 notion was officially debunked in
 2013 when the CIA confirmed its
 existence through documents ob-
 tained in a public records request
 by George Washington University.
 Yes, Area 51 is real- and even
 though the report indicated it was
 nothing more than an aircraft-
 testing facility, mentioning noth-
 ing about extraterrestrial life, th
 revelation gave credence to con
 spiracy theories alleging the gov
 ernment uses the base to hid
 aliens and their spacecraft. Th
 CIA has since published informa
 tion about test flights that too
 place there, and the alien aspect
 in many of those theories hav
 been debunked.
 However, in 2017, the Pentago
 confirmed the existence of
 $22 million government progra
 to analyze "anomalous aerospa
 threats"- also known as UFOS
 giving the those obsessed wi
 aliens fresh fodder for their co
 jectures.
 Though the facility is not pu
 licly accessible, the area arou
 Area 51 is a popular tourist de
 nation, sprinkled with ali
 themed motels, museums and
 taurants. (In 1996, Nevada
 named state Route 375 to "Ex
 terrestrial Highway") But t
 who venture too far into the
 surrounding the base are gr
 with warning signs indio
 they could be fined or jail
 trespassing and taking pho
 Some signs suggest tho
 enter could be subject to
 force."
 Facebook event is meant
 a joke, but what if
 people actually show up?
 as
 anime ninja Naruto
 ences
 Uzumaki, whose signature head-
 forward, arms-behind-the-back
 running technique has led some
 ER
 anime
 ninja Naruto
 ences
 BY MICHAEL BRICE-SADDLER
 Uzumaki, whose signature head-
 forward,
 running technique has led some
 to believe it makes them run fast-
 er. (It doesn't.)
 Most people discussing the
 raid, including various news out-
 lets that have written about the
 event, recognize that it is not in-
 tended to be taken seriously. But
 what about those who don't? It's
 not clear exactly how manypeople
 -if any-will actually show up to
 lead an offensive on the Nellis Air
 Force Base Complex, which hous-
 es the land containing Area 51
 Some who have posted on the
 event page in recent days have
 considered that possibility
 "P.S. Hello U.S. government,
 this is a joke, and I do not actually
 intend to go ahead with this plan,"
 wrote user Jackson Barnes, fol-
 lowing his rather descriptive pro-
 posed game plan. "Ijust thought it
 would be funny and get me some
 thumbsy uppies on the Internet.
 I'm not responsible if people de-
 arms-behind-the-back
 Should everything go accord-
 ing to plan, more than 700,000
 strangers will gather in a remote
 Nevada town in mid-September
 united by a common goal: to raid
 Area 51 in the wee hours of the
 morning, using a strength-in-
 numbers approach to reveal any
 extraterrestrial treasures stashed
 within the notoriously clandes-
 tine government base.
 Or, put more simply: "Let's see
 them aliens."
 Thousands of people from
 around the world have signed up
 to attend thejoke Facebook event:
 "Storm Area 51, They Can't Stop
 All of Us." Planned for Sept. 20 in
 Amargosa Valley,
 from Las Vegas, the event page is
 filled with thousands of satirical
 posts and memes theorizing the
 best way to break into the top-
 secret facility
 "We will all meet up at the Area
 51 Alien Center tourist attraction
 rd-
 to believe it makes them run fast-
 er. (It doesn't.)
 Most peopte discussing the
 raid, including various news out-
 lets that have written about the
 event, recognize that it is not in-
 tended to be taken seriously. But
 what about those who don't? It's
 not clear exactly how many people
 -ifany- will actually show up to
 lead an offensive on the Nellis Air
 00
 ote
 er,
 aid
 the
 in-
 any
 ed
 es-
 ing
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 an hour's drive
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 tryi
 we t
 McA
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 T
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 1un
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When asked how authorities would respond to ardent explor- ers who might attempt to enter Area 51 in September, McAndrews said she could not elaborate on specific plans or security pro- cedures at the base. She did, however, issue a warn- ing to those itching to try their luck. Area 51 "is an open training range for the U.S. Air Force, and we would discourage anyone from trying to come into the area where we train American armed forces" McAndrews said. "The U.S. Air Force always stands ready to pro- tect America and its assets." The facility has long been a source of public intrigue, yet for decades, Americans were told Area 51 did not exist at all. That notion was officially debunked in 2013 when the CIA confirmed its existence through documents ob- tained in a public records request by George Washington University. 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It's not clear exactly how manypeople -if any-will actually show up to lead an offensive on the Nellis Air Force Base Complex, which hous- es the land containing Area 51 Some who have posted on the event page in recent days have considered that possibility "P.S. Hello U.S. government, this is a joke, and I do not actually intend to go ahead with this plan," wrote user Jackson Barnes, fol- lowing his rather descriptive pro- posed game plan. "Ijust thought it would be funny and get me some thumbsy uppies on the Internet. I'm not responsible if people de- arms-behind-the-back Should everything go accord- ing to plan, more than 700,000 strangers will gather in a remote Nevada town in mid-September united by a common goal: to raid Area 51 in the wee hours of the morning, using a strength-in- numbers approach to reveal any extraterrestrial treasures stashed within the notoriously clandes- tine government base. Or, put more simply: "Let's see them aliens." Thousands of people from around the world have signed up to attend thejoke Facebook event: "Storm Area 51, They Can't Stop All of Us." Planned for Sept. 20 in Amargosa Valley, from Las Vegas, the event page is filled with thousands of satirical posts and memes theorizing the best way to break into the top- secret facility "We will all meet up at the Area 51 Alien Center tourist attraction rd- to believe it makes them run fast- er. (It doesn't.) Most peopte discussing the raid, including various news out- lets that have written about the event, recognize that it is not in- tended to be taken seriously. But what about those who don't? It's not clear exactly how many people -ifany- will actually show up to lead an offensive on the Nellis Air 00 ote er, aid the in- any ed es- ing luck A rang an hour's drive we tryi we t McA For michael.bric @wash see Force Base Complex, which hous- es the land containing Area 51. tect T m Some who have nosted on the 1un Sou This actually got printed in The Washington Post
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 and coordinate our entry," reads a
 brief description of the event,
 which was created Dy popalar
 video-game streamer SmyleeKun.
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 faster than their bullets." The
 latter part of the description refer-
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 Wou
 ers
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 cedu
 Thousands sign up to storm Area 51
 p?
 and coordinate our entry" reads a
 brief description of the event,
 which was created by popular
 video-game streamer SmyleeKun.
 "If we naruto run, we can move
 faster than their bullets." The
 latter part of the description refer-
 cide to actually storm area 51."
 Speaking with The Washington
 Post on Friday, Air Force spokes-
 woman Laura McAndrews said
 officials were aware of the event.
 When asked how authorities
 would respond to ardent explor-
 ers who might attempt to enter
 Area 51 in September, McAndrews
 said she could not elaborate on
 specific plans or security pro-
 cedures at the base.
 She did, however, issue a warn-
 ing to those itching to try their
 luck.
 Area 51 "is an open training
 range for the U.S. Air Force, and
 we would discourage anyone from
 trying to come into the area where
 we train American armed forces"
 McAndrews said. "The U.S. Air
 Force always stands ready to pro-
 tect America and its assets."
 The facility has long been a
 source of public intrigue, yet for
 decades, Americans were told
 Area 51 did not exist at all. That
 notion was officially debunked in
 2013 when the CIA confirmed its
 existence through documents ob-
 tained in a public records request
 by George Washington University.
 Yes, Area 51 is real- and even
 though the report indicated it was
 nothing more than an aircraft-
 testing facility, mentioning noth-
 ing about extraterrestrial life, th
 revelation gave credence to con
 spiracy theories alleging the gov
 ernment uses the base to hid
 aliens and their spacecraft. Th
 CIA has since published informa
 tion about test flights that too
 place there, and the alien aspect
 in many of those theories hav
 been debunked.
 However, in 2017, the Pentago
 confirmed the existence of
 $22 million government progra
 to analyze "anomalous aerospa
 threats"- also known as UFOS
 giving the those obsessed wi
 aliens fresh fodder for their co
 jectures.
 Though the facility is not pu
 licly accessible, the area arou
 Area 51 is a popular tourist de
 nation, sprinkled with ali
 themed motels, museums and
 taurants. (In 1996, Nevada
 named state Route 375 to "Ex
 terrestrial Highway") But t
 who venture too far into the
 surrounding the base are gr
 with warning signs indio
 they could be fined or jail
 trespassing and taking pho
 Some signs suggest tho
 enter could be subject to
 force."
 Facebook event is meant
 a joke, but what if
 people actually show up?
 as
 anime ninja Naruto
 ences
 Uzumaki, whose signature head-
 forward, arms-behind-the-back
 running technique has led some
 ER
 anime
 ninja Naruto
 ences
 BY MICHAEL BRICE-SADDLER
 Uzumaki, whose signature head-
 forward,
 running technique has led some
 to believe it makes them run fast-
 er. (It doesn't.)
 Most people discussing the
 raid, including various news out-
 lets that have written about the
 event, recognize that it is not in-
 tended to be taken seriously. But
 what about those who don't? It's
 not clear exactly how manypeople
 -if any-will actually show up to
 lead an offensive on the Nellis Air
 Force Base Complex, which hous-
 es the land containing Area 51
 Some who have posted on the
 event page in recent days have
 considered that possibility
 "P.S. Hello U.S. government,
 this is a joke, and I do not actually
 intend to go ahead with this plan,"
 wrote user Jackson Barnes, fol-
 lowing his rather descriptive pro-
 posed game plan. "Ijust thought it
 would be funny and get me some
 thumbsy uppies on the Internet.
 I'm not responsible if people de-
 arms-behind-the-back
 Should everything go accord-
 ing to plan, more than 700,000
 strangers will gather in a remote
 Nevada town in mid-September
 united by a common goal: to raid
 Area 51 in the wee hours of the
 morning, using a strength-in-
 numbers approach to reveal any
 extraterrestrial treasures stashed
 within the notoriously clandes-
 tine government base.
 Or, put more simply: "Let's see
 them aliens."
 Thousands of people from
 around the world have signed up
 to attend thejoke Facebook event:
 "Storm Area 51, They Can't Stop
 All of Us." Planned for Sept. 20 in
 Amargosa Valley,
 from Las Vegas, the event page is
 filled with thousands of satirical
 posts and memes theorizing the
 best way to break into the top-
 secret facility
 "We will all meet up at the Area
 51 Alien Center tourist attraction
 rd-
 to believe it makes them run fast-
 er. (It doesn't.)
 Most peopte discussing the
 raid, including various news out-
 lets that have written about the
 event, recognize that it is not in-
 tended to be taken seriously. But
 what about those who don't? It's
 not clear exactly how many people
 -ifany- will actually show up to
 lead an offensive on the Nellis Air
 00
 ote
 er,
 aid
 the
 in-
 any
 ed
 es-
 ing
 luck
 A
 rang
 an hour's drive
 we
 tryi
 we t
 McA
 For
 michael.bric
 @wash
 see
 Force Base Complex, which hous-
 es the land containing Area 51.
 tect
 T
 m
 Some who have nosted on the
 1un
 Sou
This actually got printed in The Washington Post

This actually got printed in The Washington Post