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    index: ao3commentoftheday:
In recent days, there have been a number of posts on tumblr about third party apps that host AO3 fic on them. A lot of people are worried and even more people are pissed. 
There is no need to send in emails to AO3 Support or to the Policy and Abuse team. They are fully aware of the situation and are probably drowning in emails right now.Ā 
Hereā€™s what I know and what you can do about it. 
Fluff app / Fanfiction Pocket Archive Library app / Archive Track Reader app:
These apps work as a sort of skin for the AO3 site itself. They donā€™t download works and redistribute them. They provide an access point to AO3. 
The developers of these apps are making money from the app itself (through tips and subscriptions - both voluntary), which wouldnā€™t exist without the free content created by AO3 authors. Since people post their work to AO3 because it is free to access and hosted without ads, authors are understandably angered by this. 
Because these apps are basically just a portal to the site, a DMCA notice will not apply in this case. All works currently hosted on AO3 will show up on these apps, because these apps are simply letting you view AO3 through their interface.
Woodsign company apps (including MCU, Harry Potter, Sherlock, Creepypasta, and more):
These apps seem to curateĀ  some fic from the various fandoms and rehost it. They allow users to read offline, so itā€™s possible they are redistributing it. In this case, a DMCA takedown might be effective. 
This app developer is also making money by hosting fanfic that was written and posted for free on AO3. They have put up a paywall so that you can only access the complete fic if you pay for it or rate the app in the App store.Ā 
If you want to post a negative review, consider saying things like:
* these fanworks are free already at archiveofourown.org* you can kudos, comment, bookmark, subscribe, and mark to read for later for free with an archiveofourown.org account* you can also download fics to read later in various file formats - both pdf and formats that are usable by ereaders * archiveofourown.org is a website with full mobile browser accessibility. Anything you can do in this app, you can do on the site - for free, and without ads* the Archive is a fully-licensed non-profit organization run by volunteers, unlike this for-profit app 
There is no official AO3 app. The website is mobile friendly and if you want to have quick button access to it, you can Add to Homescreen on your phone and you can click in just like you would on an app. None of these third party apps can provide you with AO3 support. Only AO3 can do that. The best version of the site will always, always be the site itself. 
If youā€™ve read this far, please signal boost so that AO3 Support can get fewer tickets. And if you love AO3, consider donating to them. They accept donations year round, not just during their pledge drives.Ā 

    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                index: ao3commentoftheday:
In recent days, there have been a number of posts on tumblr about third party apps that host AO3 fic on them. A lot of people are worried and even more people are pissed. 
There is no need to send in emails to AO3 Support or to the Policy and Abuse team. They are fully aware of the situation and are probably drowning in emails right now.Ā 
Hereā€™s what I know and what you can do about it. 
Fluff app / Fanfiction Pocket Archive Library app / Archive Track Reader app:
These apps work as a sort of skin for the AO3 site itself. They donā€™t download works and redistribute them. They provide an access point to AO3. 
The developers of these apps are making money from the app itself (through tips and subscriptions - both voluntary), which wouldnā€™t exist without the free content created by AO3 authors. Since people post their work to AO3 because it is free to access and hosted without ads, authors are understandably angered by this. 
Because these apps are basically just a portal to the site, a DMCA notice will not apply in this case. All works currently hosted on AO3 will show up on these apps, because these apps are simply letting you view AO3 through their interface.
Woodsign company apps (including MCU, Harry Potter, Sherlock, Creepypasta, and more):
These apps seem to curateĀ  some fic from the various fandoms and rehost it. They allow users to read offline, so itā€™s possible they are redistributing it. In this case, a DMCA takedown might be effective. 
This app developer is also making money by hosting fanfic that was written and posted for free on AO3. They have put up a paywall so that you can only access the complete fic if you pay for it or rate the app in the App store.Ā 
If you want to post a negative review, consider saying things like:
* these fanworks are free already at archiveofourown.org* you can kudos, comment, bookmark, subscribe, and mark to read for later for free with an archiveofourown.org account* you can also download fics to read later in various file formats - both pdf and formats that are usable by ereaders * archiveofourown.org is a website with full mobile browser accessibility. Anything you can do in this app, you can do on the site - for free, and without ads* the Archive is a fully-licensed non-profit organization run by volunteers, unlike this for-profit app 
There is no official AO3 app. The website is mobile friendly and if you want to have quick button access to it, you can Add to Homescreen on your phone and you can click in just like you would on an app. None of these third party apps can provide you with AO3 support. Only AO3 can do that. The best version of the site will always, always be the site itself. 
If youā€™ve read this far, please signal boost so that AO3 Support can get fewer tickets. And if you love AO3, consider donating to them. They accept donations year round, not just during their pledge drives.Ā 

                
            

            
            
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    index: Slupa
 UBWW
 RGROL
 hat
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 no
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 wanna pain
 +le avena
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    index: a
 Fig 1: Form an "A" shape with your index
 and middle fingers using both hands.
 Extend your middle and index fingers on both hands, keeping
 them close together, while your thumbs hold down your ring
 and pinky fingers.
 Place your two middle fingers together, forming an "A" shape.
 Ifeel like I get a louder and more forceful whistle using this
 finger combo.
 Fig 2: Draw back your lips to
 cover your teeth.
 Lip placement is key, Give your lips a quick lick to wet your
 whistle. Tuck your lips back over your teeth. It's what you do
 when you pretend youre an old man without any teeth.
 Your lips need to cover your teeth in order to whistle
 successfully Feel free to adjust howmuch or lite you tuck
 your lips back. It's going to vary from person to person.
 Your fingers will help keep your bottom lip tudked over
 your teeth.
 Fig 3: Push tongue back into mouth.
 Place the tip of your fingers underneath your tongue right at
 the tip.
 Push the tip of your tongue back with your fingers. You're
 basically folding the first 1/4 of your tongue back on itself.
 Push your tongue back into your mouth until your first
 knuckle reaches your bottom
 lips.
 Fig 4: Blow through the hole between
 your two index fingers.
 Give a soft blow out your mouth. You should feel the air
 only go out over your bottom lip. If you feel air coming out
 the sides of your mouth, dlose your mouth tighter around
 your fingers. Remember, perfect seal
 Make sure you don't see your tongue make an appearance
 in the hole between your fingers! I's blocking the air from
 coming out.
 You probably won't get a sound right off the bat. That's
 okay. Adjust your finger placement under your tongue
 and experiment with different finger angles and varying
 degrees of lip tuckage until you find the sweet spot.
 Experimentation is key-keep making little adjustments.
 You'll know when you're getting close to your whistle
 sweet spot because you'll start producing a noise that
 sounds sort of like you're blowing over a beer bottle. Start
 blowing more forcefully, until you get that high-pitched
 and loud whistle.
 you should probably ge to TheMetaPicture.com
 LLLTSA
lolzandtrollz:

See? Now You Know How To Whistle With Your Fingers
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                index: a
 Fig 1: Form an "A" shape with your index
 and middle fingers using both hands.
 Extend your middle and index fingers on both hands, keeping
 them close together, while your thumbs hold down your ring
 and pinky fingers.
 Place your two middle fingers together, forming an "A" shape.
 Ifeel like I get a louder and more forceful whistle using this
 finger combo.
 Fig 2: Draw back your lips to
 cover your teeth.
 Lip placement is key, Give your lips a quick lick to wet your
 whistle. Tuck your lips back over your teeth. It's what you do
 when you pretend youre an old man without any teeth.
 Your lips need to cover your teeth in order to whistle
 successfully Feel free to adjust howmuch or lite you tuck
 your lips back. It's going to vary from person to person.
 Your fingers will help keep your bottom lip tudked over
 your teeth.
 Fig 3: Push tongue back into mouth.
 Place the tip of your fingers underneath your tongue right at
 the tip.
 Push the tip of your tongue back with your fingers. You're
 basically folding the first 1/4 of your tongue back on itself.
 Push your tongue back into your mouth until your first
 knuckle reaches your bottom
 lips.
 Fig 4: Blow through the hole between
 your two index fingers.
 Give a soft blow out your mouth. You should feel the air
 only go out over your bottom lip. If you feel air coming out
 the sides of your mouth, dlose your mouth tighter around
 your fingers. Remember, perfect seal
 Make sure you don't see your tongue make an appearance
 in the hole between your fingers! I's blocking the air from
 coming out.
 You probably won't get a sound right off the bat. That's
 okay. Adjust your finger placement under your tongue
 and experiment with different finger angles and varying
 degrees of lip tuckage until you find the sweet spot.
 Experimentation is key-keep making little adjustments.
 You'll know when you're getting close to your whistle
 sweet spot because you'll start producing a noise that
 sounds sort of like you're blowing over a beer bottle. Start
 blowing more forcefully, until you get that high-pitched
 and loud whistle.
 you should probably ge to TheMetaPicture.com
 LLLTSA
lolzandtrollz:

See? Now You Know How To Whistle With Your Fingers
                
            

            
            
lolzandtrollz:

See? Now You Know How To Whistle With Your Fingers

            
            
        

    



        

        
        

            







    index: Code Written By A CS 101 Student
 public int fibonacci (int x) {
 if (x 1)
 return 1
 else if (x
 2) (
 return 1;
 ) else
 fibonacci (x
 - 2 ) ;
 return fibonacci (x
 1)
 Code Written At A Hackathon
 public int getFibonacciNumber (int
 switch (n)
 n)
 case 1: return 1;
 case 2: return 1A
 case 3: return 2
 case 4 return 3
 case 5: return 5
 case 6: return B
 case 7: return 13;
 default:
 good enough for the demo, lol
 return -1
 Code Written At A Startup
 1TODO add Javadoc comments
 getFibonacciNumber
 TODO Should we move this to a different file?
 public int getFibonacciNumber (int n)
 /TODO Stack may overflow with recursive implementation, switch over to
 // iteration approach at some point?
 if (n0)
 /TODO This should probably throw an exception. Or maybe just print
 // a log message?
 return-1
 ) else if (n 0) (
 TODO Generalize the initial conditions?
 return 0
 ) else if (n 1)
 return 1;
 else
 /TODO Spend some time with my family and kids, I've been at work for
 /over 48 hours straight
 return getFibonacciNumber (n 1) + getFibonnaciNumber (n - 2)
 Code Written At A Large Company
 getFibonacciNumber is a method that, given some index n, returns the nth
 Fibonacci number.
 eparam n The index of the Fibonacci number you wish to retrieve.
 return The nth Fibonacci number.
 public CustomInteger 64 getFibonacciNumber (CustomInteger64 n)
 FibonacciDataViewBuilder builder
 FibonacciDataViewBuilderFactory.create FibonacciDataViewBuilder
 new FibonacciDataViewBuilderParams (n, null, null,
 if (builder = FibonacciDataViewBuilderConstants.ERROR_STATE)
 throw new FibonacciDataViewBuilderFactoryException
 FibonacciDataView dataView builder.GenerateFibonacciDataView (this)
 if (dataView FibonacciDataViewConstants.ERROR STATE)
 throw new FibonacciDataViewGenerationException
 return dataView.accessNext FibonacciNumber (null, null, null)
 Code Written By A Math Ph.D.
 public int getFibonacciNumber (int n)
 return (int) divide (subtract (exponentiate (phi ),
 subtract (phi , psi ))):
 n), exponentiate (psi ), n)),
 public double exponentiate (double a, double b)
 if (equal (b, zero ))
 return one ()
 else (
 return multiply (a, exponentiate (a,
 subtract (b,
 one ())) )
 1
 public double phi)
 return divide (add (one , sqrt (add (one , one (, one , one , one ()))),
 add (one ( one ()))
 public double psi () (
 return subtract (one (), phi))
 Code Written By Your Cat
 public static final int UNITE - 1;
 public static final int UNITED= 2
 meowwnn meow
 public int meow (int KITTENS_OF_THE_WORLD) {
 //MEOW
 if (KITTENS_OF_THE_WORLD < UNITED) {
 return KITTENS_OF_THE_WORLD
 else
 meeoowwwwwwwnw
 //meoooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
 return meow (KITTENS OF THE WORLD - UNITE)
 meow (KITTENS OF THE_WORLD UNITED)
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                index: Code Written By A CS 101 Student
 public int fibonacci (int x) {
 if (x 1)
 return 1
 else if (x
 2) (
 return 1;
 ) else
 fibonacci (x
 - 2 ) ;
 return fibonacci (x
 1)
 Code Written At A Hackathon
 public int getFibonacciNumber (int
 switch (n)
 n)
 case 1: return 1;
 case 2: return 1A
 case 3: return 2
 case 4 return 3
 case 5: return 5
 case 6: return B
 case 7: return 13;
 default:
 good enough for the demo, lol
 return -1
 Code Written At A Startup
 1TODO add Javadoc comments
 getFibonacciNumber
 TODO Should we move this to a different file?
 public int getFibonacciNumber (int n)
 /TODO Stack may overflow with recursive implementation, switch over to
 // iteration approach at some point?
 if (n0)
 /TODO This should probably throw an exception. Or maybe just print
 // a log message?
 return-1
 ) else if (n 0) (
 TODO Generalize the initial conditions?
 return 0
 ) else if (n 1)
 return 1;
 else
 /TODO Spend some time with my family and kids, I've been at work for
 /over 48 hours straight
 return getFibonacciNumber (n 1) + getFibonnaciNumber (n - 2)
 Code Written At A Large Company
 getFibonacciNumber is a method that, given some index n, returns the nth
 Fibonacci number.
 eparam n The index of the Fibonacci number you wish to retrieve.
 return The nth Fibonacci number.
 public CustomInteger 64 getFibonacciNumber (CustomInteger64 n)
 FibonacciDataViewBuilder builder
 FibonacciDataViewBuilderFactory.create FibonacciDataViewBuilder
 new FibonacciDataViewBuilderParams (n, null, null,
 if (builder = FibonacciDataViewBuilderConstants.ERROR_STATE)
 throw new FibonacciDataViewBuilderFactoryException
 FibonacciDataView dataView builder.GenerateFibonacciDataView (this)
 if (dataView FibonacciDataViewConstants.ERROR STATE)
 throw new FibonacciDataViewGenerationException
 return dataView.accessNext FibonacciNumber (null, null, null)
 Code Written By A Math Ph.D.
 public int getFibonacciNumber (int n)
 return (int) divide (subtract (exponentiate (phi ),
 subtract (phi , psi ))):
 n), exponentiate (psi ), n)),
 public double exponentiate (double a, double b)
 if (equal (b, zero ))
 return one ()
 else (
 return multiply (a, exponentiate (a,
 subtract (b,
 one ())) )
 1
 public double phi)
 return divide (add (one , sqrt (add (one , one (, one , one , one ()))),
 add (one ( one ()))
 public double psi () (
 return subtract (one (), phi))
 Code Written By Your Cat
 public static final int UNITE - 1;
 public static final int UNITED= 2
 meowwnn meow
 public int meow (int KITTENS_OF_THE_WORLD) {
 //MEOW
 if (KITTENS_OF_THE_WORLD < UNITED) {
 return KITTENS_OF_THE_WORLD
 else
 meeoowwwwwwwnw
 //meoooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
 return meow (KITTENS OF THE WORLD - UNITE)
 meow (KITTENS OF THE_WORLD UNITED)
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    index: ICE
 Follow
 ICE @ICEgov
 ICE is committed to upholding an
 immigration detention system that
 prioritizes the health, safety, and welfare
 of all of those in our care in custody,
 including LGBTI individuals. (6/)
 Niece
 6:05 AM 13 Jun 2019
 76 Retweets 304 Likes

 Hot Spinster Bot
 Follow
 @glit_chh
 During the height of Nazi Germany,
 Fascists dispersed propaganda videos
 like Theresienstadt Soccer Matches to
 refute rumors of viscous crimes
 In 1943, the Office of War released
 footage that painted Japanese
 Internment camps as "normal
 communities"
 We've been fed this story.
 ICE @ICEgov
 ICE is committed to upholding an immigration
 detention system that prioritizes the health, safety, and
 welfare of all of those in our care in custody, including
 LGBTI individuals. (6/
 Show this thread
 8:39 AM 14 Jun 2019
 8,859 Retweets 14,041 Likes

 Zachary Fox
 Follow
 @zackfox
 I know this is bullshit propaganda cuz a mf in
 the first pic got on headphones plugged into
 absolutely nothing, fuck y'all
 ICE@ICEGOV
 ICE is committed to upholding
 immigration detention system
 an
 that prioritizes the health, safety, and welfare of all of those in our
 care in custody, including LGBTI individuals. (6/)
 Show this thread
 1:23 AM
 - 16 Jun 2019
 11,283 Retweets 46,837 Likes
bogleech:

unexpectedyarns:

3fluffies:

gahdamnpunk:
Why are they trying to be likeable? Ainā€™t nobody gonna believe them
America is operating concentration camps.Ā  Thereā€™s no getting around it.Ā  Hereā€™s what those places are actually like:
https://www.cnn.com/2019/06/06/politics/ice-detention-center-ig-report/index.html
https://www.cnn.com/2019/06/05/politics/hhs-activities-unaccompanied-children/index.html
https://www.cnn.com/2019/05/14/politics/border-patrol-mcallen-texas-pictures/index.html
https://www.cnn.com/2018/12/31/us/arizona-migrant-child-abuse-allegations-shelter/index.html

Why isnā€™t America being investigated by the UN for war crimes?Ā 

Because Americaā€™s military force is larger than the next five biggest powers on the planet. Every country is terrified of us. The people of almost every country consider us the biggest threat to their freedom and theyā€™re right.

    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                index: ICE
 Follow
 ICE @ICEgov
 ICE is committed to upholding an
 immigration detention system that
 prioritizes the health, safety, and welfare
 of all of those in our care in custody,
 including LGBTI individuals. (6/)
 Niece
 6:05 AM 13 Jun 2019
 76 Retweets 304 Likes

 Hot Spinster Bot
 Follow
 @glit_chh
 During the height of Nazi Germany,
 Fascists dispersed propaganda videos
 like Theresienstadt Soccer Matches to
 refute rumors of viscous crimes
 In 1943, the Office of War released
 footage that painted Japanese
 Internment camps as "normal
 communities"
 We've been fed this story.
 ICE @ICEgov
 ICE is committed to upholding an immigration
 detention system that prioritizes the health, safety, and
 welfare of all of those in our care in custody, including
 LGBTI individuals. (6/
 Show this thread
 8:39 AM 14 Jun 2019
 8,859 Retweets 14,041 Likes

 Zachary Fox
 Follow
 @zackfox
 I know this is bullshit propaganda cuz a mf in
 the first pic got on headphones plugged into
 absolutely nothing, fuck y'all
 ICE@ICEGOV
 ICE is committed to upholding
 immigration detention system
 an
 that prioritizes the health, safety, and welfare of all of those in our
 care in custody, including LGBTI individuals. (6/)
 Show this thread
 1:23 AM
 - 16 Jun 2019
 11,283 Retweets 46,837 Likes
bogleech:

unexpectedyarns:

3fluffies:

gahdamnpunk:
Why are they trying to be likeable? Ainā€™t nobody gonna believe them
America is operating concentration camps.Ā  Thereā€™s no getting around it.Ā  Hereā€™s what those places are actually like:
https://www.cnn.com/2019/06/06/politics/ice-detention-center-ig-report/index.html
https://www.cnn.com/2019/06/05/politics/hhs-activities-unaccompanied-children/index.html
https://www.cnn.com/2019/05/14/politics/border-patrol-mcallen-texas-pictures/index.html
https://www.cnn.com/2018/12/31/us/arizona-migrant-child-abuse-allegations-shelter/index.html

Why isnā€™t America being investigated by the UN for war crimes?Ā 

Because Americaā€™s military force is larger than the next five biggest powers on the planet. Every country is terrified of us. The people of almost every country consider us the biggest threat to their freedom and theyā€™re right.

                
            

            
            
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unexpectedyarns:

3fluffies:

gahdamnpunk:
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    index: normal-horoscopes:

pooraurora:

postmarxed:
inkandcayenne:

wilfulwayfarer:

rasec-wizzlbang:

dalaisa-katili:

local-emo-mom:

anarcho-individualist:

explanatorypower:
i dont understand this at all and america scares the fuck out of me

This is the america they donā€™t want you to see

i love america

This is what you call Waffle House at 2 am when the bars close and everyone is drunk and hungry

*group of people having fun*this site: wtf this is so scary


People having safe fun at a waffle house is scary for most Tumblr bloggers, reports say.

Some context for those not familiar with Waffle House Culture:Ā 
Waffle House is one of the few chains in America thatā€™s open 24/7/365, and where you can get both breakfast and lunch/dinner options at any time (I have had so many Breakfast Cheeseburgers at Waffle Houses). The food is really good, and people eat there at all times of the day or night, but itā€™s particularly popular as a late-night post-drinking spot because itā€™s all thatā€™s open and itā€™s the kind of food that tastes especially good when youā€™re hammered.
Part of Waffle House Protocol is that all the servers and cooks greet every single customer as they come through the door. It sounds lame, but Iā€™ve never been to a Waffle House where that greeting didnā€™t feel completely heartfelt. My mom is a health nut who could barely find anything on the menu she was willing to eat and yet she describes the Christmas Day lunch we had there one year as one of the nicest meals sheā€™s ever had because everyone was so warm and welcoming. That sense of camaraderie gets turned up to 11, of course, at 2 a.m. when everyoneā€™s shitfaced.
The jukeboxes have Waffle-House-themed songs on them (once you have heardĀ ā€œRaisins in my Toastā€ you will be earwormed forever) and there is an arcane system of hash brown ordering: scattered, smothered, covered, chunked, topped, diced, peppered, and/or capped. The hot sauce bottles sayĀ ā€œCasa de Waffle.ā€Ā 
Once, in Oxford (UK), my husband and I walked past a kebab van very late one night and he saidĀ ā€œwhy do I smell Waffle Houseā€
The location of most Waffle Houses means thereā€™s someā€¦ classism that tends to get tied up with Anti-Waffle House Discourse, which is probably lending itself, in part, to this being such a fraught topic. (Iā€™m looking at a map and apparently I was born and raised right in the middle of the Peak Waffle House Density Zone)
It is, in the words of chef Anthony Bourdain,Ā ā€œindeed marvelousā€” an irony-free zone where everything is beautiful and nothing hurts; where everybody regardless of race, creed, color or degree of inebriation is welcomed.ā€


Weā€™re not even gonna mention FEMAā€™s Waffle House Index where they determine how bad a natural disaster is by calling the local Waffle House to see if theyā€™re open? 



#and wafflehouse is one of those spiritual places#2am friendships#its the same hazy feel#of cicadas and front porches with your friends



Waffle House is physical and spiritual neutral territory. Starting shit in a Waffle House isnā€™t just bad form, it tips the entire natural balance of the universe against you. 
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                index: normal-horoscopes:

pooraurora:

postmarxed:
inkandcayenne:

wilfulwayfarer:

rasec-wizzlbang:

dalaisa-katili:

local-emo-mom:

anarcho-individualist:

explanatorypower:
i dont understand this at all and america scares the fuck out of me

This is the america they donā€™t want you to see

i love america

This is what you call Waffle House at 2 am when the bars close and everyone is drunk and hungry

*group of people having fun*this site: wtf this is so scary


People having safe fun at a waffle house is scary for most Tumblr bloggers, reports say.

Some context for those not familiar with Waffle House Culture:Ā 
Waffle House is one of the few chains in America thatā€™s open 24/7/365, and where you can get both breakfast and lunch/dinner options at any time (I have had so many Breakfast Cheeseburgers at Waffle Houses). The food is really good, and people eat there at all times of the day or night, but itā€™s particularly popular as a late-night post-drinking spot because itā€™s all thatā€™s open and itā€™s the kind of food that tastes especially good when youā€™re hammered.
Part of Waffle House Protocol is that all the servers and cooks greet every single customer as they come through the door. It sounds lame, but Iā€™ve never been to a Waffle House where that greeting didnā€™t feel completely heartfelt. My mom is a health nut who could barely find anything on the menu she was willing to eat and yet she describes the Christmas Day lunch we had there one year as one of the nicest meals sheā€™s ever had because everyone was so warm and welcoming. That sense of camaraderie gets turned up to 11, of course, at 2 a.m. when everyoneā€™s shitfaced.
The jukeboxes have Waffle-House-themed songs on them (once you have heardĀ ā€œRaisins in my Toastā€ you will be earwormed forever) and there is an arcane system of hash brown ordering: scattered, smothered, covered, chunked, topped, diced, peppered, and/or capped. The hot sauce bottles sayĀ ā€œCasa de Waffle.ā€Ā 
Once, in Oxford (UK), my husband and I walked past a kebab van very late one night and he saidĀ ā€œwhy do I smell Waffle Houseā€
The location of most Waffle Houses means thereā€™s someā€¦ classism that tends to get tied up with Anti-Waffle House Discourse, which is probably lending itself, in part, to this being such a fraught topic. (Iā€™m looking at a map and apparently I was born and raised right in the middle of the Peak Waffle House Density Zone)
It is, in the words of chef Anthony Bourdain,Ā ā€œindeed marvelousā€” an irony-free zone where everything is beautiful and nothing hurts; where everybody regardless of race, creed, color or degree of inebriation is welcomed.ā€


Weā€™re not even gonna mention FEMAā€™s Waffle House Index where they determine how bad a natural disaster is by calling the local Waffle House to see if theyā€™re open? 



#and wafflehouse is one of those spiritual places#2am friendships#its the same hazy feel#of cicadas and front porches with your friends



Waffle House is physical and spiritual neutral territory. Starting shit in a Waffle House isnā€™t just bad form, it tips the entire natural balance of the universe against you. 
                
                

                
            

            
            
normal-horoscopes:

pooraurora:

postmarxed:
inkandcayenne:

wilfulwayfarer:

rasec-wizzlbang:

dalaisa-katili:

local-emo-mom:

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