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Bodies , Climbing, and Deer: Zombie apocalypses are curiously lacking a large array ofent that could equipment that could neatly control the situation "But we can't build walls to contain them!" 75 Moves by truck, train or boat. Ridiculously common. And see those holes on the bottom? Mobile by forklift. Also, HEAVY, even when empty they're in the tons. If you had some warning you could string these things end to end for miles and human bodies can't move them. Plus they're nice and wide so you can comfortably walk on top of them for patrols. "But we don't have easy ways to kill them!" Put the shotgun down you fucking idiot. No tires to pop. Heavy and slow but inevitable. Climbing required to enter and thus, relatively zombie proof, especially if you spend like an hour to protect the glass. A lot of large farming equipment can destroy Want to guess what it'd do to a decaying human bady? It's not pretty Now I know what you're thinking. Merely lattening them with common construction equipment or farming gear isn't enough How about a tree trimmer that can mulch a tree top to bottom in nothing flat? OM NOM NOM NOM. "But we need ways to move a lot of people that zombies can't stop!" BEEP BEEP MOTHERFUCKER. Deer don't hawe a chance and neither does a zombie. But that's not good enough!" NOW it's time to call our friend the military because this ride stops for no one. Do I need to keep going or is it clear the movies are bullshit yet? Seriously a dozen prepared people with heavy equipment licenses could clear an entire street of zombies AND powerwash it after. Country folk can survive The tumblr solution to the zombie apocalypse
Bodies , Climbing, and Deer: Zombie apocalypses are
 curiously lacking a large
 array ofent that could
 equipment that could
 neatly control the
 situation
 "But we can't build walls to contain them!"
 75
 Moves by truck, train or boat. Ridiculously
 common. And see those holes on the bottom?
 Mobile by forklift. Also, HEAVY, even when
 empty they're in the tons. If you had some
 warning you could string these things end to
 end for miles and human bodies can't move
 them. Plus they're nice and wide so you can
 comfortably walk on top of them for patrols.
 "But we don't have
 easy ways to kill them!"
 Put the shotgun down you fucking idiot.
 No tires to pop. Heavy and slow but inevitable.
 Climbing required to enter and thus, relatively
 zombie proof, especially if you spend like an
 hour to protect the glass.
 A lot of large farming equipment can destroy
 Want to guess what it'd do to a decaying
 human bady? It's not pretty
 Now I know what you're thinking. Merely
 lattening them with common construction
 equipment or farming gear isn't enough
 How about a
 tree trimmer that can mulch a tree top to
 bottom in nothing flat?
 OM NOM NOM NOM.
 "But we need ways to move a lot of people that
 zombies can't stop!"
 BEEP BEEP MOTHERFUCKER. Deer don't hawe
 a chance and neither does a zombie.
 But that's not good enough!"
 NOW it's time to call our friend the military
 because this ride stops for no one.
 Do I need to keep going or is it clear the movies
 are bullshit yet? Seriously a dozen prepared
 people with heavy equipment licenses could
 clear an entire street of zombies AND
 powerwash it after.
 Country folk can survive
The tumblr solution to the zombie apocalypse

The tumblr solution to the zombie apocalypse

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Club, College, and Fire: MODELS 18+ years required. Nude
 No
 All
 Just browsing through the classifieds and then..
 ts
 nt in
 Ph 041
 EXPERIENCED kitchen-hand tpzza
 chef for mobile wood-fire catering. Mostly
 chel for mobile wood-
 weekends. Long-term. 0434516659
 0410 723 601
 601
 -smoking
 usiastic
 en
 esume to Jana at info@
 CHEF
 Enthusiastic & hard-working with
 qualifications & experience for our
 TUITION
 MATHEMATICS TUTOR
 grades 3 to 10. Ph John 0452260595
 angalow Road, Byron Bay
 RO
 ntry Club
 friendly team at busy Bangalow Dining. Qualified teacher with 30 yrs experience
 Permanent residents only
 Email resume: eat@bangalowdining.com
 Phone 0423454773
 FRENCH·ITALIAN-GERMAN
 Eva 66846760
 www.languagetuitionbyron.com.au
 WANTED
 vated staff!
 PARLA ITALIANO with ERICA
 qualified native teacher. 0435635822
 EVIL GENIUS seeks minions
 to sacrifice their lives in world
 domination attempt. Must be
 ntice chef. Full-time. prepared to work 24-7 for
 y fast-paced kitchenMessy death inevitable but
 fascist psychopath for no pay
 special
 Beg 1 Starting Oct 20
 Conversation Starting Oct 7
 Contact: Françoise
 0417 250600
 costumes and laser death rays
 upervisor
 nised and
 on whO
 n à la carte restaurant
 provided. No weirdos.
 Call: 1-900-MWAH-HAHA
 4
 ALL RÉSUME SERVICES
 No Interviews Yet???
 Your Résumé is the problem!
 You need a scannable Résumé
 for all online job applications
 Interview Guaranteed!
 All Professions
 LOCAL BUSINESS
 SPECIAL PRICING
 com
 ekends
 and development,
 countability of the
 the manager
 0 hours
 MUSICAL NOTES
 PIANO TUNER
 Restorer, repairer & retailer since 1981.
 Ph Dr Fred Cole 0412216019 or
 www.specialt
 Sonia Lynch
 year
 in a similar role.
 1300 655 358
 PIANO TUNING
 references to
 o.com
 Tuner for Planet Music, Studio 301 &
 TH E
 SAE College. R. Barkley. 0422221116
 www.reubenbarkleypianotuning.com.au
 CASTLE
 BYRON SOUND LOUNGE rehearsals,
 recording & PA hire. Ph 66808938
 on
 nunity
 ge
 Skilled Barista Required RAL NOTICEs
 .Permanent position, full
 day shifts
 Up to 4 days per week, incl.
 Friday & Saturday
 courses...
 FINCH, MARGARET MARY
 PEGGY
srsfunny:Evil Genius Needs Some Help

srsfunny:Evil Genius Needs Some Help