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Cars, Children, and Club: 20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down. 1. 2. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood. 3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that. 4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it "In". 5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Diamonds". 6. 7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy". 8. Don't use any punctuation. 9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk. 10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face. 11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go". 12. Sing Along At The Opera. 13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme. 14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day. 15. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice. 16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom. 17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM Scream "I Won! I Won!" 18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!" 19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go." 20. Suck in some helium from a balloon, walk behind someone and say "follow the yellow brick road" laughoutloud-club: Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
Cars, Children, and Club: 20 Ways To Maintain A
 Healthy Level Of Insanity
 At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car
 With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At
 Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
 1.
 2. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends
 You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're
 Not In The Mood.
 3.
 Every Time Someone Asks You To Do
 Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.
 4.
 Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And
 Label it "In".
 5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3
 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over
 Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to
 Espresso
 In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks,
 Write "For Smuggling Diamonds".
 6.
 7. Finish All Your sentences with "In
 Accordance With The Prophecy".
 8. Don't use any punctuation.
 9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than
 Walk.
 10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out
 to eat, with a serious face.
 11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is
 "To Go".
 12. Sing Along At The Opera.
 13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The
 Poems Don't Rhyme.
 14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work
 Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.
 15. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't
 Disguise Your Voice.
 16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By
 Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.
 17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM
 Scream "I Won! I Won!"
 18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running
 Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For
 Your Lives! They're Loose!"
 19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To
 The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let
 One Of You Go."
 20. Suck in some helium from a balloon, walk
 behind someone and say "follow the yellow
 brick road"
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Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

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Cookies, Fresh, and Friends: Its not what it looks like <p><a href="http://wicthes.tumblr.com/post/174714945838/surrealmemes-src-you-find-yourself-looking" class="tumblr_blog">wicthes</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="https://surreal--memes.tumblr.com/post/174711393016/src" class="tumblr_blog">surreal–memes</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>[<a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/surrealmemes/comments/8oeayq/when_your_parents_walk_in_on_you_creating_a/">Src</a>]</p></blockquote> <p>you find yourself looking for a late night snack. cookies? no, your body is craving something healthy, like fruit. conveniently enough, it looks as though your mother came home from the grocery with a fresh bunch of bananas. in your weary state, you meander to the bundle and pull off the first one in sight. ‘this should keep me satisfied until breakfast,’ you think to yourself. you place the banana down to grab a glass from the cupboard for water.</p> <p><br/></p> <p>as you feel around the back for your favorite spiderman cup (circa 2005), you think you hear someone laugh right next to you. you quickly whip around to find the culprit but no one is there. you’re spooked but too tired and now too hangry to care. you find your spiderman swinging-into-action cup and walk to the refrigerator for some water.</p> <p><br/></p> <p>then the laughter happens again. you nearly drop your cup and mutter a hasty “shit” under your breath. now you’re a little more awake and realizing that you probably didn’t just imagine it the first time. you look around again trying to find the sound.</p> <p><br/></p> <p>“psst,” you hear a faint whisper come from behind you, but there’s no one there. you believe ghosts are real but this is just too much right now.</p> <p><br/></p> <p>“pssssst,” you hear that same whisper again, this time you look down.</p> <p><br/></p> <p>the only thing there is the banana.</p> <p><br/></p> <p>‘the banana… is talking to me?’ now you think you’ve lost it.</p> <p><br/></p> <p>remembering those stupid jokes and silly games from your childhood, you pick up the banana and turn it in your hands. you swear you heard the whispering come from the banana… right?</p> <p><br/></p> <p>swallowing your pride, you slowly raise the banana to your ear while glancing around the room just to make sure your younger sibling isn’t playing some sick joke on you to share with their friends.</p> <p><br/></p> <p>“h-hello…?” you mumble hesitantly. this is probably the dumbest thing you’ve done in your life but you swear to god you heard those sounds. nothing happens for what seems like forever, until something does.</p> <p><br/></p> <p>as you’re about the give up your endeavor and admit insanity, a quiet voice escapes the fruit.</p> <p><br/></p> <p>“no one will ever believe you,” the banana chuckles breathily in your ear. it was so faint it could have been your imagination had it not been the feeling of breath blowing into your ear. you freeze in panic because what the fuck just happened.</p> <p><br/></p> <p>at the same moment your younger sibling walks into the kitchen.</p> <p><br/></p> <p>“are you… talking to a banana?” they ask incredulously.</p> <p><br/></p> <p>embarrassed and shocked, you stammer out a response, “i-it’s not what it looks like!” you exclaim, quickly pulling the banana from your ear. “it-“</p> <p><br/></p> <p>“whatever, im going back to bed,” your sibling frowns and walks out.</p> <p><br/></p> <p>you hear the banana laugh at you again.</p> <p><br/></p> <p>“no one,” it whispers with amusement. you swear you hear the smile in its voice.</p> </blockquote>
Cookies, Fresh, and Friends: Its not what it looks
 like
<p><a href="http://wicthes.tumblr.com/post/174714945838/surrealmemes-src-you-find-yourself-looking" class="tumblr_blog">wicthes</a>:</p><blockquote>
<p><a href="https://surreal--memes.tumblr.com/post/174711393016/src" class="tumblr_blog">surreal–memes</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p>[<a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/surrealmemes/comments/8oeayq/when_your_parents_walk_in_on_you_creating_a/">Src</a>]</p></blockquote>

<p>you find yourself looking for a late night snack. cookies? no, your body is craving something healthy, like fruit. conveniently enough, it looks as though your mother came home from the grocery with a fresh bunch of bananas. in your weary state, you meander to the bundle and pull off the first one in sight. ‘this should keep me satisfied until breakfast,’ you think to yourself. you place the banana down to grab a glass from the cupboard for water.</p>
<p><br/></p>
<p>as you feel around the back for your favorite spiderman cup (circa 2005), you think you hear someone laugh right next to you. you quickly whip around to find the culprit but no one is there. you’re spooked but too tired and now too hangry to care. you find your spiderman swinging-into-action cup and walk to the refrigerator for some water.</p>
<p><br/></p>
<p>then the laughter happens again. you nearly drop your cup and mutter a hasty “shit” under your breath. now you’re a little more awake and realizing that you probably didn’t just imagine it the first time. you look around again trying to find the sound.</p>
<p><br/></p>
<p>“psst,” you hear a faint whisper come from behind you, but there’s no one there. you believe ghosts are real but this is just too much right now.</p>
<p><br/></p>
<p>“pssssst,” you hear that same whisper again, this time you look down.</p>
<p><br/></p>
<p>the only thing there is the banana.</p>
<p><br/></p>
<p>‘the banana… is talking to me?’ now you think you’ve lost it.</p>
<p><br/></p>
<p>remembering those stupid jokes and silly games from your childhood, you pick up the banana and turn it in your hands. you swear you heard the whispering come from the banana… right?</p>
<p><br/></p>
<p>swallowing your pride, you slowly raise the banana to your ear while glancing around the room just to make sure your younger sibling isn’t playing some sick joke on you to share with their friends.</p>
<p><br/></p>
<p>“h-hello…?” you mumble hesitantly. this is probably the dumbest thing you’ve done in your life but you swear to god you heard those sounds. nothing happens for what seems like forever, until something does.</p>
<p><br/></p>
<p>as you’re about the give up your endeavor and admit insanity, a quiet voice escapes the fruit.</p>
<p><br/></p>
<p>“no one will ever believe you,” the banana chuckles breathily in your ear. it was so faint it could have been your imagination had it not been the feeling of breath  blowing into your ear. you freeze in panic because what the fuck just happened.</p>
<p><br/></p>
<p>at the same moment your younger sibling walks into the kitchen.</p>
<p><br/></p>
<p>“are you… talking to a banana?” they ask incredulously.</p>
<p><br/></p>
<p>embarrassed and shocked, you stammer out a response, “i-it’s not what it looks like!” you exclaim, quickly pulling the banana from your ear. “it-“</p>
<p><br/></p>
<p>“whatever, im going back to bed,” your sibling frowns and walks out.</p>
<p><br/></p>
<p>you hear the banana laugh at you again.</p>
<p><br/></p>
<p>“no one,” it whispers with amusement. you swear you hear the smile in its voice.</p>
</blockquote>

wicthes: surreal–memes: [Src] you find yourself looking for a late night snack. cookies? no, your body is craving something healthy, like ...

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Beautiful, Best Buy, and Family: Sold and shipped by Best Buy
 $30,02399
 BUY
 $29,999.99 $24.00 EHF
 Add to Cart
 Reserve In Store

 Amazing bargian
 by andy
 from Toronto, On on December 26, 2017
 I bought the TV for my son he said he loves it.l can't
 believe best buy actually gave it to me for only
 0,000 dollars.
 Colour
 by trevor
 from newmarket, ON on December 26, 2017
 I bought it because I have a charcoal black couch and
 rug and thought it would match.
 Sold my wife to get this
 by Widower
 from Winnipeg, MB on December 26, 2017
 At some point it made me dinner

 a bestbuy.ca
 Insanity Maxx!!!
 by Shawn Lee
 from Toronto, ON on December 25, 2017
 We bought it to do insanity on, it feels like we are
 actually there with Shaun T!!! best money ever spent!!
 plus! with a one year warranty... cant go wrong, Highly
 recommend
 Totes worth it!
 by Joe Blow
 from Toronto, ON on December 25, 2017
 sold the house and the wife to purchase! the box it
 comes with offers good shelter, now i just need to
 save up for some electricity to turn it on! updates
 coming soon!!

 a bestbuy.ca
 from Toronto, ON on December 22, 2017
 my son said it was too small to play call of soldier w2
 my wife hates me.
 Bought it for my garage
 by jimmy papa
 from Toronto, ON on December 16,2017
 Sold the family car and bought this to replace the old
 one my garage. My wife was sooo happy.
 Great Bargain!
 by Twitter.com/Lytoc
 from Belleville, ON on December 10, 2017
 Recently purchased my 4th Property and to go along
 with the nice Bay of Quinte I decided to splurge and
 spend my Quarterly earnings on this beautiful TV
 Great for the price! highly recommend
Best Buy underrated reviews

Best Buy underrated reviews

Beyonce, Condom, and Dancing: It is illegal to smonk on these premises leg <p><a href="http://asylunatic.tumblr.com/post/166261599291/someone-asked-me-what-i-thought-about-surreal" class="tumblr_blog">asylunatic</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Someone asked me what I thought about surreal memes and I really liked the question so I basically wrote a whole essay to answer that question. It seemed relevant to this blog so I thought I might share it here, too:</p> <p><i>Once upon a time I went to see an art show by Jordan Wolfson. Besides some insanity dancing sculptures, there was a video. It consisted of scenes with a poorly cgi’d condom that was leaking hearts whilst dancing through some rando’s childhood home (or so I interpreted that house). Other scenes included the artist dressed as a punk walking around some 2017 metropole city, like a total anachronism. The whole ordeal was accompanied by Beyonce music and displayed in a room covered in fake fur (ceiling included).</i></p> <p><i>It stuck with me because I interpreted it as a post-modern-post-internet kinda art piece, that just was full of the empty imagery that is encountered now everywhere all the time. Meme culture is just a part of that. </i></p> <p><i>There’s so many images splashed over you that all of them have lost a certain core impact. Repeated exposure numbs. And it is so available over the internet. So many pictures of someones darling dearest baby. So much hardcore anal porn. So many photographs by talented photographers. So much joy and darkness and beauty so readily available. </i></p> <p><i>And that video made me think about all of this. Because what did that outdated house mean to me? Or the condom dancing with hearts? I did not bother about someone else’s house or the anachronist punk. But I was aching because surely it must be meaningful to <b>someone</b>.</i></p> <p><i>When I came home from the show I spoke to my mom. She had seen it too and it turned out that she was way more informed about it. She told me it was actually a piece about something with aids and some social motivation ladidadida. Totally not what I had experienced it to be.</i></p> <p><i>And so my point is, I guess, that memes can do this too. They create their own world where they get used again and again and again and the repetition makes them something new, with no ties to original content and intent. Images that create their own worlds and meanings and repetitions. (in conceptual art these are called simulacra)</i></p> <p><i>I didn’t know surreal memes by name until you asked me, so I googled them guess what. I love them. They are so very much meme to the core: just imagery with no origin, just a canvas for my interpretation. </i></p> </blockquote>
Beyonce, Condom, and Dancing: It is illegal
 to smonk on
 these premises
 leg
<p><a href="http://asylunatic.tumblr.com/post/166261599291/someone-asked-me-what-i-thought-about-surreal" class="tumblr_blog">asylunatic</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p>Someone asked me what I thought about surreal memes and I really liked the question so I basically wrote a whole essay to answer that question. It seemed relevant to this blog so I thought I might share it here, too:</p>
<p><i>Once upon a time I went to see an art show by Jordan Wolfson. Besides some insanity dancing sculptures, there was a video. It consisted of scenes with a poorly cgi’d condom that was leaking hearts whilst dancing through some rando’s childhood home (or so I interpreted that house). Other scenes included the artist dressed as a punk walking around some 2017 metropole city, like a total anachronism. The whole ordeal was accompanied by Beyonce music and displayed in a room covered in fake fur (ceiling included).</i></p>
<p><i>It stuck with me because I interpreted it as a post-modern-post-internet kinda art piece, that just was full of the empty imagery that is encountered now everywhere all the time. Meme culture is just a part of that. </i></p>
<p><i>There’s so many images splashed over you that all of them have lost a certain core impact. Repeated exposure numbs. And it is so available over the internet. So many pictures of someones darling dearest baby. So much hardcore anal porn. So many photographs by talented photographers. So much joy and darkness and beauty so readily available. </i></p>
<p><i>And that video made me think about all of this. Because what did that outdated house mean to me? Or the condom dancing with hearts? I did not bother about someone else’s house or the anachronist punk. But I was aching because surely it must be meaningful to <b>someone</b>.</i></p>
<p><i>When I came home from the show I spoke to my mom. She had seen it too and it turned out that she was way more informed about it. She told me it was actually a piece about something with aids and some social motivation ladidadida. Totally not what I had experienced it to be.</i></p>
<p><i>And so my point is, I guess, that memes can do this too. They create their own world where they get used again and again and again and the repetition makes them something new, with no ties to original content and intent. Images that create their own worlds and meanings and repetitions. (in conceptual art these are called simulacra)</i></p>
<p><i>I didn’t know surreal memes by name until you asked me, so I googled them guess what. I love them. They are so very much meme to the core: just imagery with no origin, just a canvas for my interpretation. </i></p>
</blockquote>

asylunatic: Someone asked me what I thought about surreal memes and I really liked the question so I basically wrote a whole essay to answe...

Alexander Graham Bell, Benjamin Franklin, and Children: AT&T 1:51 AM facebook.com 47% | 275 Shares Write a comment... Post Conny Still surprised by Google's insanity? Go on Google Images and search for: American inventors White couple White woman with children European history people - European people art Happy american couple White man and white woman Happy white american man Happy white american woman Happy white american child Also, feel free to ask Google: Who created white people? Who created black people? Welcome to 2017. They're now trying to erase your/our history 2 hours ago . Edited . Like . Oİy@ 1,229-Reply More replied 385 replies Sawyer Fulks <p><a href="http://weaponizedhorse.tumblr.com/post/165305722387/astralnymph-fakepalestine" class="tumblr_blog">weaponizedhorse</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://astral--nymph.tumblr.com/post/165303671044/fakepalestine-ada-thecyborg-what-the-fuck" class="tumblr_blog">astral–nymph</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://fakepalestine.tumblr.com/post/165301950783/ada-thecyborg-what-the-fuck-google-it-i" class="tumblr_blog">fakepalestine</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://ada-thecyborg.tumblr.com/post/165300911489/what-the-fuck-google-it-i-fucking-dare-you-i" class="tumblr_blog">ada-thecyborg</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><b><i>WHAT. THE. FUCK.</i></b></p> <p><b><i>GOOGLE IT.</i></b></p> <p><b><i>I FUCKING DARE YOU.</i></b></p> <p>I googled it all, and it fucking blew my mind. Also, made me really bloody angry.</p> <p><i>(Taging some blogs that I like and that will probably have the same reaction as me:​ <a class="tumblelog" href="https://tmblr.co/mixXhlp4GtnL7PQThI-7o3g">@libfas</a> <a class="tumblelog" href="https://tmblr.co/meSVlpwqdq8IeNwDe-xtSWQ">@gaylibertariansc</a> <a class="tumblelog" href="https://tmblr.co/ml5ofWTUZ-q-Atz5PeAUU0Q">@nyc-conservative</a> <a class="tumblelog" href="https://tmblr.co/mAOwDorIsZ1Wy5JU2GH20Cg">@fakepalestine</a>) </i></p> <p>I mean, <i>have you seen this shit?</i></p> </blockquote> <p>Trolls trolled the algorithm and google hasn’t shown interest in fixing it for 2 years. </p> </blockquote> <p>What the fuck </p> </blockquote> <p>Maybe instead of searching “white Couple/woman” you shOuld Search “caucasian” Cause It Comes back witH multiple people On White backgrounds ect. just BE spEcific No Ones Trying to Take SHit away from you, your just stupid. And “american” Does not eQual White </p></blockquote> <p>Some of you guys need to calm your tits. Inventors results included Alexander Graham Bell and Benjamin Franklin and Thomas Edison, I didn&rsquo;t even have to scroll down to find a white woman with white children, and weaponized is right, if you search &ldquo;Caucasian&rdquo; you get all the white couples your heart desires. Take a deep breath and stop acting like liberals desperate to find something to be offended by.</p>
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 Conny
 Still surprised by Google's insanity? Go on
 Google Images and search for:
 American inventors
 White couple
 White woman with children
 European history people
 - European people art
 Happy american couple
 White man and white woman
 Happy white american man
 Happy white american woman
 Happy white american child
 Also, feel free to ask Google:
 Who created white people?
 Who created black people?
 Welcome to 2017.
 They're now trying to erase your/our history
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 Sawyer Fulks
<p><a href="http://weaponizedhorse.tumblr.com/post/165305722387/astralnymph-fakepalestine" class="tumblr_blog">weaponizedhorse</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="https://astral--nymph.tumblr.com/post/165303671044/fakepalestine-ada-thecyborg-what-the-fuck" class="tumblr_blog">astral–nymph</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://fakepalestine.tumblr.com/post/165301950783/ada-thecyborg-what-the-fuck-google-it-i" class="tumblr_blog">fakepalestine</a>:</p>

<blockquote>
<p><a href="https://ada-thecyborg.tumblr.com/post/165300911489/what-the-fuck-google-it-i-fucking-dare-you-i" class="tumblr_blog">ada-thecyborg</a>:</p>

<blockquote>
<p><b><i>WHAT. THE. FUCK.</i></b></p>
<p><b><i>GOOGLE IT.</i></b></p>
<p><b><i>I FUCKING DARE YOU.</i></b></p>
<p>I googled it all, and it fucking blew my mind. Also, made me really bloody angry.</p>
<p><i>(Taging some blogs that I like and that will probably have the same reaction as me:​ <a class="tumblelog" href="https://tmblr.co/mixXhlp4GtnL7PQThI-7o3g">@libfas</a> <a class="tumblelog" href="https://tmblr.co/meSVlpwqdq8IeNwDe-xtSWQ">@gaylibertariansc</a> <a class="tumblelog" href="https://tmblr.co/ml5ofWTUZ-q-Atz5PeAUU0Q">@nyc-conservative</a> <a class="tumblelog" href="https://tmblr.co/mAOwDorIsZ1Wy5JU2GH20Cg">@fakepalestine</a>) </i></p>
<p>I mean, <i>have you seen this shit?</i></p>
</blockquote>

<p>Trolls trolled the algorithm and google hasn’t shown interest in fixing it for 2 years. </p>
</blockquote>

<p>What the fuck </p>
</blockquote>
<p>Maybe instead of searching “white Couple/woman” you shOuld Search “caucasian” Cause It Comes back witH multiple people On White backgrounds ect. just BE spEcific No Ones Trying to Take SHit away from you, your just stupid. And “american” Does not eQual White </p></blockquote>

<p>Some of you guys need to calm your tits. Inventors results included Alexander Graham Bell and Benjamin Franklin and Thomas Edison, I didn&rsquo;t even have to scroll down to find a white woman with white children, and weaponized is right, if you search &ldquo;Caucasian&rdquo; you get all the white couples your heart desires. Take a deep breath and stop acting like liberals desperate to find something to be offended by.</p>

weaponizedhorse: astral–nymph: fakepalestine: ada-thecyborg: WHAT. THE. FUCK. GOOGLE IT. I FUCKING DARE YOU. I googled it all, and it ...

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Caitlyn Jenner, Cars, and Cheating: TOP PRETENDING YOUR
 RACISM
 IS PATRIOTISM
Compassion for fashion & material interests, as you digest more flesh of the beast that invests, in financial slavery & monetary incest, what's next, more debts so we stay perplexed, Puppets pretend to make decisions, politics is a theatre on the Tel-Lie-vision, can we trust them? They are all rich in the bank, as they thrust chemtrails & more pollutants, translucent & opaque, so many are so fake, sorry it was a mistake we contaminated more lakes, for profit & tax breaks, but we still support them when we buy up the bar, more gas for their expensive cars, celebrating reality tv stars, a devastating fallacy will be ours, we are killing all the bees, chopping all the trees, so we can graze our meat, give our children treats that aren't fit to eat. How did we get here, oh dear, you don't study history so to you it's not clear. Telling your daughter the designer dresses look cute, while cheating on your family with weekly Prostitutes...who really are just a product of you, you f*cked the earth for paper, now you pay to professionally rape her, film & tape her, give her back soulless money & say you will see her later. She can only give in for so long, she is only so strong, murdering your own humanity for purposeless vanity, it's all insanity, reality damaged me, hope is fleeting, junk food is eating away at the starving, we greeting another mission to mars & paedophiles creeping our children's organs for carving... All of this sickness while the president is tweeting... but you just want thickness on IG for your skeeting, you want a waxed woman to sit down, shut up & obey, the taxes keep coming, you frown & output hours of your life in this way. There is so much injustice that you feel useless, stupid & fruitless, whatever happened to Baghdad, you're scared or arabs in hijabs, you blame the Muslims again & again, at least they kill child abusers out there in Yemen... But anyway don't get distracted, somebody on tv did another backflip & have nothing to fear Caitlyn Jenner was recently voted woman of the year... chakabars @badgalriri

Compassion for fashion

Apparently, Children, and Life: kristenmastora7 gallium-knight: Here's a test: I'm holding a baby in one hand and a petri dish holding a fetus in the other. I'm going to drop one. You chose which. If you really truly believe a fetus is the same thing as a baby, it should be impossible for you to decide. You should have to flip a coin, that's how impossible the decision should be. Shot in the dark, you saved the baby. Because you're aware there's a diference. Now admit it woah. <p><a href="https://prolifeproliberty.tumblr.com/post/162788244517/kelincihutan-embrace-your-insanity-true-is" class="tumblr_blog">prolifeproliberty</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://kelincihutan.tumblr.com/post/155309422362/embrace-your-insanity-true-is-true-this-is" class="tumblr_blog">kelincihutan</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://embrace-your-insanity.tumblr.com/post/120890326550/true-is-true" class="tumblr_blog">embrace-your-insanity</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>True is true.</p></blockquote> <p>This is such bullshit.</p> <p>First off, OP has apparently never heard of the word “triage.”  Now, that word is usually used in a medical context, but it actually applies to any situation where a person has to choose to save one life at the expense of another.  Cops and firefighters have to do this too, sometimes.  Let me demonstrate.</p> <p>Imagine a burning building.  There is a child in one room where the door is behind a fallen beam.  In another room is an adult, unconscious.  You are a firefighter.  You can easily reach the adult.  It will take you at least ten minutes to reach the child.  If you get the adult out, you <i>will</i> save their life but the child <i>will</i> die.  If you attempt to reach the child, the adult <i>will</i> die and you and the child might also die.  You must choose who to save.<br/></p> <p>Awful, right?</p> <p>But, despite this being a horrible decision, it is not an impossible one.  Not because adults are more valuable human beings than children, but because in a situation like this one (and these kinds of things happen in real life, unfortunately), it is possible–important, even–to make a decision that will save the lives you are able to save.  That does not mean you are assigning more value to one person over the other.</p> <p>Second, OP has also apparently never understood the words “coercion,” “duress,” or “hostage taking.”  If OP is holding an infant in one hand, a fetus in the other, and threatening to kill one of them if I don’t do something about it, my decision is not a free one.  <b><i>The OP is a murderer, a hostage-taker, and is responsible for the whole situation.</i></b>  They created the situation, they are the ones at fault if either the infant or the fetus die.  They are the aggressor, they are the one threatening to kill people.  My actions, whatever they may be, are taken in response to them.</p> <p>Even if the OP ever acted out this fantasy, my choice wouldn’t mean I viewed infants or fetuses as morally different from one another.  It would mean OP is a terrorist.<br/></p> </blockquote> <p>Also, if a fetus (a preborn human 8 weeks from conception or later) is in a Petri dish, it is likely already dead. A zygote or blastocyst, maybe, if the right conditions are met in the dish, could still be saved. But OP clearly shows an embarrassing lack of understanding of prenatal development.</p> <p>Fetus is not a catch-all term for preborn humans. It’s a specific stage of human development, preceded by embryo and followed by neonate (colloquially known as “infant” or “newborn”). </p> <p>There is nothing wrong with choosing to save one life rather than letting both die. There IS something wrong with intentionally killing a human being when nobody has to die.</p> </blockquote> <p>*posits a ridiculous hypothetical that shows an embarrassing lack of scientific knowledge* </p><p>&ldquo;Checkmate, pro-lifers!&rdquo;</p>
Apparently, Children, and Life: kristenmastora7
 gallium-knight:
 Here's a test:
 I'm holding a baby in one hand and a petri dish holding a
 fetus in the other.
 I'm going to drop one. You chose which.
 If you really truly believe a fetus is the same thing as a baby,
 it should be impossible for you to decide. You should have
 to flip a coin, that's how impossible the decision should be.
 Shot in the dark, you saved the baby.
 Because you're aware there's a diference.
 Now admit it
 woah.
<p><a href="https://prolifeproliberty.tumblr.com/post/162788244517/kelincihutan-embrace-your-insanity-true-is" class="tumblr_blog">prolifeproliberty</a>:</p><blockquote>
<p><a href="http://kelincihutan.tumblr.com/post/155309422362/embrace-your-insanity-true-is-true-this-is" class="tumblr_blog">kelincihutan</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="http://embrace-your-insanity.tumblr.com/post/120890326550/true-is-true" class="tumblr_blog">embrace-your-insanity</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p>True is true.</p></blockquote>
<p>This is such bullshit.</p>
<p>First off, OP has apparently never heard of the word “triage.”  Now, that word is usually used in a medical context, but it actually applies to any situation where a person has to choose to save one life at the expense of another.  Cops and firefighters have to do this too, sometimes.  Let me demonstrate.</p>
<p>Imagine a burning building.  There is a child in one room where the door is behind a fallen beam.  In another room is an adult, unconscious.  You are a firefighter.  You can easily reach the adult.  It will take you at least ten minutes to reach the child.  If you get the adult out, you <i>will</i> save their life but the child <i>will</i> die.  If you attempt to reach the child, the adult <i>will</i> die and you and the child might also die.  You must choose who to save.<br/></p>
<p>Awful, right?</p>
<p>But, despite this being a horrible decision, it is not an impossible one.  Not because adults are more valuable human beings than children, but because in a situation like this one (and these kinds of things happen in real life, unfortunately), it is possible–important, even–to make a decision that will save the lives you are able to save.  That does not mean you are assigning more value to one person over the other.</p>
<p>Second, OP has also apparently never understood the words “coercion,” “duress,” or “hostage taking.”  If OP is holding an infant in one hand, a fetus in the other, and threatening to kill one of them if I don’t do something about it, my decision is not a free one.  <b><i>The OP is a murderer, a hostage-taker, and is responsible for the whole situation.</i></b>  They created the situation, they are the ones at fault if either the infant or the fetus die.  They are the aggressor, they are the one threatening to kill people.  My actions, whatever they may be, are taken in response to them.</p>
<p>Even if the OP ever acted out this fantasy, my choice wouldn’t mean I viewed infants or fetuses as morally different from one another.  It would mean OP is a terrorist.<br/></p>
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<p>Also, if a fetus (a preborn human 8 weeks from conception or later) is in a Petri dish, it is likely already dead. A zygote or blastocyst, maybe, if the right conditions are met in the dish, could still be saved. But OP clearly shows an embarrassing lack of understanding of prenatal development.</p>
<p>Fetus is not a catch-all term for preborn humans. It’s a specific stage of human development, preceded by embryo and followed by neonate (colloquially known as “infant” or “newborn”). </p>
<p>There is nothing wrong with choosing to save one life rather than letting both die. There IS something wrong with intentionally killing a human being when nobody has to die.</p>
</blockquote>

<p>*posits a ridiculous hypothetical that shows an embarrassing lack of scientific knowledge* </p><p>&ldquo;Checkmate, pro-lifers!&rdquo;</p>

prolifeproliberty: kelincihutan: embrace-your-insanity: True is true. This is such bullshit. First off, OP has apparently never heard of th...