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5 Am, Being Alone, and America: This is how I like to wake my good girl. (🎥: reddit u-din7) Look bruv some of y’all smart like y’all just gon be successful in life on the strength of being hella smart alone. But some of y’all ain’t smart. Actually y’all dumb (low key 😂). But u wanna know some bruv? U CAN STILL ABSOLUTELY KILL IT IN LIFE. “Smash wayment. U saying even if I’m dumb I could kill it in corporate America? How Sway? 🤔” I’m absolutely saying that. I got clients that will take your breath away with they intellect - hell one CEO I work with is a biomedical engineer. He ain’t een have to stunt on em like that! He coulda had a lil state school MBA! Nah. He a PhD in a field that ain’t een applicable! He could be negotiating pricing on a multi million $ agreement and disagree with u and then then heck around and slice ya ear off then make u a substitute synthetic ear in a Petri dish and reattach it like “bam - no love lost - just wanted to biomedically engineer u right quick - this ear is bionic and will let u hear perfectly bless up.” But nah on the other end of the spectrum is executives who are just hella dumb. Couldn’t write an email without typos if they had a gun to they head. But u know what they are, bruv? Always and without fail? EARLY 😂. Dumb people in corporate America early as HELL bruh. U know I love our armed services and got nothing but respect for them bruv but do u know why it’s so many former soldiers - marines - Air Force in corporate America bruv? Not bc they naturally smarter - they just early! If u at ya desk sending email at 7 am bruv u look authoritative. Sharp. U feel me? Dedicated. Hell I got one client she get to work at 6! And another one that get to work at 5. FIVE 👏 A 👏 M 👏. Now look I’m not saying u HAVE to be at work at 7 am. I’m just saying if u DO, people will perceive u as a BOSS - even if u literally braindead. U feel me? Trick: I get up to pray early then go back schleep but before I do, I reply to emails from overnight. That way people like “wow he up at 5 am damn.” Nah. I’m up to email y’all a$$es before snoozing 😂. But if y’all wanna assume then good 😊. Either get to work early or email early (like my dumb a$$) - may God bless all of u in ya careers. Bless up! 😂😂😂
5 Am, Being Alone, and America: This is how I like to wake my good girl.
(🎥: reddit u-din7) Look bruv some of y’all smart like y’all just gon be successful in life on the strength of being hella smart alone. But some of y’all ain’t smart. Actually y’all dumb (low key 😂). But u wanna know some bruv? U CAN STILL ABSOLUTELY KILL IT IN LIFE. “Smash wayment. U saying even if I’m dumb I could kill it in corporate America? How Sway? 🤔” I’m absolutely saying that. I got clients that will take your breath away with they intellect - hell one CEO I work with is a biomedical engineer. He ain’t een have to stunt on em like that! He coulda had a lil state school MBA! Nah. He a PhD in a field that ain’t een applicable! He could be negotiating pricing on a multi million $ agreement and disagree with u and then then heck around and slice ya ear off then make u a substitute synthetic ear in a Petri dish and reattach it like “bam - no love lost - just wanted to biomedically engineer u right quick - this ear is bionic and will let u hear perfectly bless up.” But nah on the other end of the spectrum is executives who are just hella dumb. Couldn’t write an email without typos if they had a gun to they head. But u know what they are, bruv? Always and without fail? EARLY 😂. Dumb people in corporate America early as HELL bruh. U know I love our armed services and got nothing but respect for them bruv but do u know why it’s so many former soldiers - marines - Air Force in corporate America bruv? Not bc they naturally smarter - they just early! If u at ya desk sending email at 7 am bruv u look authoritative. Sharp. U feel me? Dedicated. Hell I got one client she get to work at 6! And another one that get to work at 5. FIVE 👏 A 👏 M 👏. Now look I’m not saying u HAVE to be at work at 7 am. I’m just saying if u DO, people will perceive u as a BOSS - even if u literally braindead. U feel me? Trick: I get up to pray early then go back schleep but before I do, I reply to emails from overnight. That way people like “wow he up at 5 am damn.” Nah. I’m up to email y’all a$$es before snoozing 😂. But if y’all wanna assume then good 😊. Either get to work early or email early (like my dumb a$$) - may God bless all of u in ya careers. Bless up! 😂😂😂

(🎥: reddit u-din7) Look bruv some of y’all smart like y’all just gon be successful in life on the strength of being hella smart alone. But s...

Bad, Club, and Fire: This list of reasons for admission to a lunatic asylum in the 1800s reads like a list of potential metal band names... REASONS FOR ADMISSION 1864 TO 1889 INTEMPERANCE & BUSINESS TROUBLE DISSOLUTE HABITS KICKED IN THE HEAD BY A HORSE HEREDITARY PREDISPOSITION ILL TREATMENT BY HUSBAND IMAGINARY FEMALE TROUBLE HYSTERIA IMMORAL LIFE IMPRISONMENT JEALOUSY AND RELIGION LAZINESS MARRIAGE OF SON MASTURBATION & SYPHILIS MASTURBATION FOR 30 YEARS MEDICINE TO PREVENT CONCEPTION SUPPRESSED MASTURBATION MENSTRUAL DERANGED MENTAL EXCITEMENT NOVEL READING NYMPHOMANIA OPIUM HABIT OVER ACTION OF THE MIND OVER STUDY OF RELIGION OVER TAXING MENTAL POWERS PARENTS WERE COUSINS PERIODICAL FITS TOBACCO & MASTURBATION POLITICAL EXCITEMENT POLITICS RELIGIOUS ENTHUSIASM FEVER AND LOSS OF LAW SUIT FITS AND DESERTION OF HUSBAND ASTHMA BAD COMPANY BAD HABITS & POLITICAL EXCITEMENTSALVATION ARMY BAD WHISKEY BLOODY FLUX BRAIN FEVER BUSINESS NERVES CARBONIC ACID GAS CONGESTION OF BRAIN DEATH OF SONS IN WAR DECOYED INTO THE ARMY DERANGED MASTURBATION DESERTION BY HUSBAND DOMESTIC AFFLICTION DOMESTIC TROUBLE DROPSY EGOTISM EPILEPTIC FITS EXCESSIVE SEXUAL ABUSE EXCITEMENT AS OFFICER EXPOSURE AND HEREDITARY EXPOSURE AND QUACKERY EXPOSURE IN ARMY FEVER AND JEALOUSY FIGHTING FIRE SUPPRESSION OF MENSES THE WAR TIME OF LIFE UTERINE DERANGEMENT VENEREAL EXCESSES VICIOUS VICES WOMEN TROUBLE SUPERSTITION SHOOTING OF DAUGHTER SMALL POX SNUFF EATING FOR 2 YEARS SPINAL IRRITATION GATHERING IN THE HEAD GREEDINESS GUNSHOT WOUND HARD STUDy RUMOR OF HUSBAND MURDER SCARLATINA SEDUCTION & DISAPPOINTMENT SELF ABUSE SEXUAL ABUSE & STIMULANTS SEXUAL DERANGEMENT FALSE CONFINEMENT FEEBLENESS OF INTELLECT FELL FROM HORSE IN WAR FEMALE DISEASE DISSIPATION OF NERVES <p><a href="http://laughoutloud-club.tumblr.com/post/170236009410/quite-the-reasons-for-admission" class="tumblr_blog">laughoutloud-club</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Quite The Reasons For Admission</p></blockquote>
Bad, Club, and Fire: This list of reasons for admission to a lunatic
 asylum in the 1800s reads like a list of potential
 metal band names...
 REASONS FOR ADMISSION
 1864 TO 1889
 INTEMPERANCE & BUSINESS TROUBLE DISSOLUTE HABITS
 KICKED IN THE HEAD BY A HORSE
 HEREDITARY PREDISPOSITION
 ILL TREATMENT BY HUSBAND
 IMAGINARY FEMALE TROUBLE
 HYSTERIA
 IMMORAL LIFE
 IMPRISONMENT
 JEALOUSY AND RELIGION
 LAZINESS
 MARRIAGE OF SON
 MASTURBATION & SYPHILIS
 MASTURBATION FOR 30 YEARS
 MEDICINE TO PREVENT CONCEPTION SUPPRESSED MASTURBATION
 MENSTRUAL DERANGED
 MENTAL EXCITEMENT
 NOVEL READING
 NYMPHOMANIA
 OPIUM HABIT
 OVER ACTION OF THE MIND
 OVER STUDY OF RELIGION
 OVER TAXING MENTAL POWERS
 PARENTS WERE COUSINS
 PERIODICAL FITS
 TOBACCO & MASTURBATION
 POLITICAL EXCITEMENT
 POLITICS
 RELIGIOUS ENTHUSIASM
 FEVER AND LOSS OF LAW SUIT
 FITS AND DESERTION OF HUSBAND
 ASTHMA
 BAD COMPANY
 BAD HABITS & POLITICAL EXCITEMENTSALVATION ARMY
 BAD WHISKEY
 BLOODY FLUX
 BRAIN FEVER
 BUSINESS NERVES
 CARBONIC ACID GAS
 CONGESTION OF BRAIN
 DEATH OF SONS IN WAR
 DECOYED INTO THE ARMY
 DERANGED MASTURBATION
 DESERTION BY HUSBAND
 DOMESTIC AFFLICTION
 DOMESTIC TROUBLE
 DROPSY
 EGOTISM
 EPILEPTIC FITS
 EXCESSIVE SEXUAL ABUSE
 EXCITEMENT AS OFFICER
 EXPOSURE AND HEREDITARY
 EXPOSURE AND QUACKERY
 EXPOSURE IN ARMY
 FEVER AND JEALOUSY
 FIGHTING FIRE
 SUPPRESSION OF MENSES
 THE WAR
 TIME OF LIFE
 UTERINE DERANGEMENT
 VENEREAL EXCESSES
 VICIOUS VICES
 WOMEN TROUBLE
 SUPERSTITION
 SHOOTING OF DAUGHTER
 SMALL POX
 SNUFF EATING FOR 2 YEARS
 SPINAL IRRITATION
 GATHERING IN THE HEAD
 GREEDINESS
 GUNSHOT WOUND
 HARD STUDy
 RUMOR OF HUSBAND MURDER
 SCARLATINA
 SEDUCTION & DISAPPOINTMENT
 SELF ABUSE
 SEXUAL ABUSE & STIMULANTS
 SEXUAL DERANGEMENT
 FALSE CONFINEMENT
 FEEBLENESS OF INTELLECT
 FELL FROM HORSE IN WAR
 FEMALE DISEASE
 DISSIPATION OF NERVES
<p><a href="http://laughoutloud-club.tumblr.com/post/170236009410/quite-the-reasons-for-admission" class="tumblr_blog">laughoutloud-club</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p>Quite The Reasons For Admission</p></blockquote>

laughoutloud-club: Quite The Reasons For Admission

Asian, Ass, and Baseball: My tow truck driver and his lil buddy. Pic: reddit u/Slowhand09 @DrSmashlove Aight. Two real quick follow-ups on my post about girls and sports (from Sunday.) First, I take back the comment about hairy armpits on women. Ladies - if u love yo natural body - I love it too. Or if u identify as a gender that doesn’t match your biological sex (thank u to my lil homegirl for explaining this to me), I love u too. If u EVER come to this page and feel “othered” or ostracized, tell me! It’s never my intent. Sometimes my lack of intellect and understanding translates the love in my heart into words that can be hurtful, and I ALWAYS expect y’all to teach me and educate me so I can be a better man out here. Second, I implied that the prototypic female sports fan has a blond pony tail sticking out the back of her baseball cap. My extremely wise sister from another mister @tamashar quickly pointed out that she’s a football fan and does not, in fact, have a blond pony tail. It is axiomatic that it’s sisters out here that love sports. The thing is, when I write, I imagine a story in my head, and I type it out and give it to y’all. So I imagined a loud ass blond girl at a Wrigleyville bar in a faded cubs cap wearing her ex boyfriend’s oversized J Crew hoodie (that she kept because FVCK HIM 🤗) barking loudly and drunkenly about her favorite (and least favorite) cubs players: “OMG GET RID OF PEDRO STROP ALREADY HE’S SUCH A - *WHY* DOES MADDON PUT HIM IN - HE SUCKS - CAN I GET A STELLA OR WHAT I NEED A DRINKY - Oh shit Kelly - kyle texted me - gotta go lol cover my beer baby byeeeee” <— if u got a girl like this in yo squad, tag her 🤗. Anyway I never meant to exclude my sisters, my Latinas, my Asian home girls, etc - they all got ladies that will school u - smash is never exclusionary only inclusionary. That’s all I got. Now don’t comment “SMASH STOP APOLOGIZING” - I don’t do it to be politically correct! (scroll back and tell me if I’ve EVER been politically correct 😂) - I make these statement to show GROWTH and I hope I never stop growing! I’ve always been a grower 🍌 bless up 😍😂😂😂
Asian, Ass, and Baseball: My tow truck driver and his lil buddy.
 Pic: reddit u/Slowhand09
 @DrSmashlove
Aight. Two real quick follow-ups on my post about girls and sports (from Sunday.) First, I take back the comment about hairy armpits on women. Ladies - if u love yo natural body - I love it too. Or if u identify as a gender that doesn’t match your biological sex (thank u to my lil homegirl for explaining this to me), I love u too. If u EVER come to this page and feel “othered” or ostracized, tell me! It’s never my intent. Sometimes my lack of intellect and understanding translates the love in my heart into words that can be hurtful, and I ALWAYS expect y’all to teach me and educate me so I can be a better man out here. Second, I implied that the prototypic female sports fan has a blond pony tail sticking out the back of her baseball cap. My extremely wise sister from another mister @tamashar quickly pointed out that she’s a football fan and does not, in fact, have a blond pony tail. It is axiomatic that it’s sisters out here that love sports. The thing is, when I write, I imagine a story in my head, and I type it out and give it to y’all. So I imagined a loud ass blond girl at a Wrigleyville bar in a faded cubs cap wearing her ex boyfriend’s oversized J Crew hoodie (that she kept because FVCK HIM 🤗) barking loudly and drunkenly about her favorite (and least favorite) cubs players: “OMG GET RID OF PEDRO STROP ALREADY HE’S SUCH A - *WHY* DOES MADDON PUT HIM IN - HE SUCKS - CAN I GET A STELLA OR WHAT I NEED A DRINKY - Oh shit Kelly - kyle texted me - gotta go lol cover my beer baby byeeeee” <— if u got a girl like this in yo squad, tag her 🤗. Anyway I never meant to exclude my sisters, my Latinas, my Asian home girls, etc - they all got ladies that will school u - smash is never exclusionary only inclusionary. That’s all I got. Now don’t comment “SMASH STOP APOLOGIZING” - I don’t do it to be politically correct! (scroll back and tell me if I’ve EVER been politically correct 😂) - I make these statement to show GROWTH and I hope I never stop growing! I’ve always been a grower 🍌 bless up 😍😂😂😂

Aight. Two real quick follow-ups on my post about girls and sports (from Sunday.) First, I take back the comment about hairy armpits on wome...

Batman, Driving, and Fail: LESSONS from the Fictional Elite THE JUSTICE LEAGUE DC Universe t the prospect of ling ina world shere bying to respect the basic rights of those aound you ase such dauning, impossible tasks then whot deal withit to raly cthers.WWe set thee esampla Tonn foner of L Superman is brawny and Batman guides the sheer strength of the A common goal can unite even t this fortifies and personalities. By having a clear purpose driving your team, they will be compelled to apply their unique strengths and abilities to achieve it Justice League with strategy crucial for this dynamic to work FELLOWSHIP OF THE RING Lord of the Rings Some bebeve it in only great power thit can whut I have lound t is the smal everyday deeds of ordinary folk that lowp the dakness at bay Smalil acts Have My Bow: Elven Success is earned through Elvish-made tools proved irwaluable to the Fellowship. The with which you choose to manage your Pippin's pep - every facet augment their talents or hinder them. Choose wisely! THE AVENGERS and the press 1would sather be a good man than a great king who w rid ted you tn move your Pch nto pare yourself like a tree by thenver of tru九 nd tell the whole wordd No.you move Steve Rogens Character Over Steve Rogers was Each Avenger provides a distinct set of strengths to the team. With colossal powers at play, ego can be Ultron). The allows for each wholesome heart and t of ego scouts, Iron Man n of i individual to become whole. Embrace the of your peers instead Widow sabotages Hulk smashes, etc. A often more than skills and achievement. Look for good people to join your team. skills trumps an army of of feeling threatened GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY Ant no thing ke We Are Groot: Groot symbolizes the power of uniting to face a common cause. Cultivate branches of trust and compassion throughout your team so that everyone feels empowered and break schem and Star Lord's spontaneous dance battle, the Guardians averted disaster. Embrace the individuality of every team member Bizarre ideas can trigger DUNDER MIFFLIN The Office People will never be seplaced by Is Scott tosses out sexist and racial comments casually. Respect and Michael Scott is notorious for creating simple and don't force FOX MULDER AND DANA SCULLY The X-Files tum to the tantastic as a plausbiäty I Want to Believe: Mulder is driven by an almighty need to discover the truth. This fervor draws Scully into the crusade, creating dynamic duo Scully's intellect and skepticism reins in Mulder, while his euriosity and zeal draws h of s on your fearm can TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES The gath thor lests hat we truly desire is long folowing thur path do we Humans are not merely heroic ninja warriors by even in the play, creativity, and humanity can lead to Don't limit your guides their growth. Your team also needs judging solely by and stronger ideas Don't always play it and THE X-MEN Marvel Universe rou know. Youre the power el Gifted: The X-Men wouldn't X's vision, and guidance. A true the unique gifts of each team member instead of forcing within mutants and humans alike. They may stumble and fail, but the Professor guides them towards harnessing the failure to learn and evolve. leader is engaged and to cultivate their own talents and modes of team's wellbeing. OUICK BASE Teamwork tips from Dunder Mifflin (and other possibly more effective fictional teams)
Batman, Driving, and Fail: LESSONS
 from the Fictional Elite
 THE JUSTICE LEAGUE
 DC Universe
 t the prospect of ling ina world shere bying
 to respect the basic rights of those aound you
 ase such dauning, impossible tasks then whot
 deal withit to raly cthers.WWe set thee esampla
 Tonn foner
 of L
 Superman is brawny and Batman
 guides the sheer strength of the
 A common goal can unite even t
 this fortifies and
 personalities. By having a clear
 purpose driving your team, they will
 be compelled to apply their unique
 strengths and abilities to achieve it
 Justice League with strategy
 crucial for this dynamic to work
 FELLOWSHIP OF THE RING
 Lord of the Rings
 Some bebeve it in only great power thit can
 whut I have
 lound t is the smal everyday deeds of ordinary
 folk that lowp the dakness at bay Smalil acts
 Have My Bow:
 Elven
 Success is earned through
 Elvish-made tools proved
 irwaluable to the Fellowship. The
 with which you choose
 to manage your
 Pippin's pep - every facet
 augment their talents or hinder
 them. Choose wisely!
 THE AVENGERS
 and the press
 1would sather be a good
 man than a great king
 who w rid ted you tn move your Pch nto
 pare yourself like a tree by thenver of tru九
 nd tell the whole wordd No.you move
 Steve Rogens
 Character Over
 Steve Rogers was
 Each Avenger provides
 a distinct set of
 strengths to the team.
 With colossal powers
 at play, ego can be
 Ultron). The
 allows for each
 wholesome heart and
 t of ego
 scouts, Iron Man
 n of i
 individual to become
 whole. Embrace the
 of your peers instead
 Widow sabotages
 Hulk smashes, etc. A
 often more
 than skills and
 achievement. Look for
 good people to join
 your team.
 skills trumps an army
 of
 of feeling threatened
 GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY
 Ant no thing ke
 We Are Groot:
 Groot symbolizes the power of
 uniting to face a common
 cause. Cultivate branches of
 trust and compassion
 throughout your team so that
 everyone feels empowered and
 break schem and Star Lord's
 spontaneous dance battle, the
 Guardians averted disaster. Embrace
 the individuality of every team member
 Bizarre ideas can trigger
 DUNDER MIFFLIN
 The Office
 People will never be seplaced by
 Is
 Scott tosses out sexist
 and racial comments
 casually. Respect and
 Michael Scott is
 notorious for creating
 simple and don't force
 FOX MULDER AND DANA SCULLY
 The X-Files
 tum to the tantastic as a plausbiäty
 I Want to Believe:
 Mulder is driven by an almighty
 need to discover the truth. This
 fervor draws Scully into the
 crusade, creating dynamic duo
 Scully's intellect and skepticism
 reins in Mulder, while his euriosity
 and zeal draws h
 of
 s on your fearm can
 TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES The gath thor lests
 hat we truly desire is long
 folowing thur path do we
 Humans are not merely
 heroic ninja warriors by
 even in the
 play, creativity, and
 humanity can lead to
 Don't limit your
 guides their growth.
 Your team also needs
 judging solely by
 and stronger ideas
 Don't always play it
 and
 THE X-MEN
 Marvel Universe
 rou know. Youre
 the power el
 Gifted:
 The X-Men wouldn't
 X's vision,
 and guidance. A true
 the
 unique gifts of
 each team member
 instead of forcing
 within mutants and
 humans alike. They
 may stumble and fail,
 but the Professor
 guides them towards
 harnessing the failure
 to learn and evolve.
 leader is engaged and
 to cultivate their own
 talents and modes of
 team's wellbeing.
 OUICK
 BASE
Teamwork tips from Dunder Mifflin (and other possibly more effective fictional teams)

Teamwork tips from Dunder Mifflin (and other possibly more effective fictional teams)

Ass, Chill, and Dope: <p><a href="http://daryltakahashi.tumblr.com/post/165767145525/libertarirynn-bird-big-simonalkenmayer" class="tumblr_blog">daryltakahashi</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/165747658929/bird-big-simonalkenmayer-xodollfacexo" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://bird-big.tumblr.com/post/165738071661/simonalkenmayer-xodollfacexo" class="tumblr_blog">bird-big</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://simonalkenmayer.tumblr.com/post/165737826009/xodollfacexo-dickscentedroses" class="tumblr_blog">simonalkenmayer</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://xodollfacexo.tumblr.com/post/165646618179/dickscentedroses-mainmanblackdynamite" class="tumblr_blog">xodollfacexo</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://dickscentedroses.tumblr.com/post/165629232162/mainmanblackdynamite-thighetician" class="tumblr_blog">dickscentedroses</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://mainmanblackdynamite.tumblr.com/post/165628568911/thighetician-kingjaffejoffer" class="tumblr_blog">mainmanblackdynamite</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://thighetician.tumblr.com/post/165627387975/kingjaffejoffer-fatrolldarksouls" class="tumblr_blog">thighetician</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://kingjaffejoffer.tumblr.com/post/165627291474/fatrolldarksouls-colachampagnedad" class="tumblr_blog">kingjaffejoffer</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://fatrolldarksouls.tumblr.com/post/165626667484/colachampagnedad-kingjaffejoffer" class="tumblr_blog">fatrolldarksouls</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://colachampagnedad.com/post/165624938730/kingjaffejoffer-roundedtaurus" class="tumblr_blog">colachampagnedad</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://kingjaffejoffer.tumblr.com/post/165621493304/roundedtaurus-kingjaffejoffer" class="tumblr_blog">kingjaffejoffer</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://roundedtaurus.tumblr.com/post/165608725006/kingjaffejoffer-coldestttsummerr" class="tumblr_blog">roundedtaurus</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://kingjaffejoffer.tumblr.com/post/165599326879/coldestttsummerr-stimsbian-by" class="tumblr_blog">kingjaffejoffer</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://coldestttsummerr.tumblr.com/post/165573289115/stimsbian-by-massababistro-his-hands" class="tumblr_blog">coldestttsummerr</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://stimsbian.tumblr.com/post/164476125867/by-massababistro" class="tumblr_blog">stimsbian</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>🌬 by massa_babistro 🌬</p></blockquote> <p>his hands ain’t cold?</p> </blockquote> <p>Thats cool and all, but they really could have just used one of these</p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="312" data-orig-width="540" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/d85fbf6c2b7bbd30e19b9e76b65de721/tumblr_inline_owvamwqHK31rw09tq_540.jpg"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/3abce456226084a1db011bf552e0fa05/tumblr_inline_owwlmimtpw1rw09tq_540.jpg" data-orig-height="312" data-orig-width="540" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/d85fbf6c2b7bbd30e19b9e76b65de721/tumblr_inline_owvamwqHK31rw09tq_540.jpg"/></figure></blockquote> <p>No, because this is a service you get at a bar. It’s nice to have someone do this for you because they know the exact size of the glass/ how much whisky you’re getting. </p> <p>ALSO BELEIVE IT OR NOT YOU PLEBIANS DONT KNOW THAT the truth is that the quality of your ice plays greatly into the way your drink tastes!!!! </p> <p>These guys get the dope ass ice that’s imported and soft that’s meant for carving and it’s c r y s t a l clear.</p> <p>If you’re drinking shitty ice cube molds from bottled/ tap water ur drinking cheap whisky ☕️</p> </blockquote> <p>It’s impossible for me to have rolled my eyes any harder at all of this.</p> <p><br/></p> <p>“BUT THE ICE THAT’S GOING TO BE SUBMERGED IN YOUR DRINK IS CLEAR”</p> </blockquote> <p>“If you’re drinking shitty ice cube molds from bottled/ tap water ur drinking cheap whiskey”</p> <p><br/></p> <h2>so be it, make me the cheapest shit you got im just here to get turnt.</h2> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="280" data-orig-width="500" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/f30108e39084dcd015aee0f89a018e2d/tumblr_inline_owvamwiPBj1rw09tq_540.gif"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/f30108e39084dcd015aee0f89a018e2d/tumblr_inline_owwlmiQxuw1rw09tq_540.gif" data-orig-height="280" data-orig-width="500" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/f30108e39084dcd015aee0f89a018e2d/tumblr_inline_owvamwiPBj1rw09tq_540.gif"/></figure></blockquote> <p>The attitude towards the bartenders labor is what separates the wealthy and cultured from the poor. The rich drink to enjoy alcohol, the poor drink to forget their shitty lives. Either way I prefer my drinks with a show, I dont mind paying more for finely sculpted ice.</p> </blockquote> <p>It keeps getting worse with each reblog </p> </blockquote> <p>Fatrolldarksouls thinks he’s a part of the bourgeois by virtue of getting drunk at the local Benihana resteraunt</p> </blockquote> <p>😂😂😂😂😂</p> </blockquote> <p>LMFAOOOOOO</p> </blockquote> <p>This thread is so incredibly enjoyable </p> </blockquote> <p>Also…take it from someone with enough money to buy these things…</p> <p>It is all complete rubbish.</p> <p>First of all, if you’re drinking an expensive, single barrel, aged whisky, scotch, bourbon, whiskey with ice in it…I will cut your throat and have mine with your blood in it, you tasteless scum. Why? Because that is a hand crafted thing made with time and the effort of generations, and you’ve just watered it down. What’s the matter with you? Do you water down your milk too? Are you an infant?</p> <p>The fact is that water and ice do different hings to these spirits, but you have to know what you’re mucking with. A FEW DROPS of water is all that is required to bring down the strength of the whiskey and open up the aromatics. Secondly, while that giant globe of ice might chill the spirit down swiftly, and water the alcohol content down so that it is more easily imbibed, it fills and flattens the flavor.</p> <p>Secondly, while the water you use to alter whiskey should be pure (mineralogy really does change the flavor) you can make an ice cube from a silicone mold and be just as happy, you complete sod.</p> <p>Thirdly, if you are taking one finger of an Islay and putting it over a giant globe of ice…I will shove the whole thing down your throat. Use a chilled unleaded crystal tumbler or marble ice cubes. If you cannot take the heat of the product, then don’t drink it. Half of the tasting notes come from the spirit evaporating in the mouth. You’d be smarter to try drinking it from a heated glass like cognac, Armagnac, and so on than adding water to it. Allow the spirit to heat and the evaporation of the alcohol to fill the sinus.</p> <p>If you are going to invest money in a hung, know that thing. Be respectful of it. Don’t hire some poor sod to outfit you with a hand cut piece of nouveau riche stupidity that makes you feel like you’re actually sharing in an appropriated tradition. Otherwise someone like myself will turn that hefty shaved ball into a weapon and drink scotch over your corpse.</p> <p>And might I point out, you ridiculous idiots with your flagrant spending designed to distract you from your own mortality and grievous lack of intellect, that these traditions of spirit making all originated in the pot and tower stills of poor farmers and rural chaps. It did not originate in a crystal palace of privilege.</p> <p>You are not refined because you throw good money at a thing and then ruin it with stupidity. You are not wise because you pay someone to destroy your liquor. You are not better than anyone because you drink to enjoy the taste, and oh yes, happen to experience the precise thing for which the distillate was intended. You are no better than any other person, and you have no right to presume that simply because you have seen a gloved ice cube in a Bond film, it makes you classy.</p> <p>You’re a rich idiot. Not a connesieur who knows when to invest in a fine thing.</p> </blockquote> <p>anyone in this thread smoke weed</p> </blockquote> <p>If not y'all should try some to mellow the fuck out.</p> </blockquote> <p>Things are heating up in the alcohol fandom</p> </blockquote> <p>It’s even funnier if you read their bio: </p><blockquote><p>I am a very old monster., or I suppose the correct term is “Anthropophagic cryptid”. Yes, a real one. No, not an artistic creation or a plea for attention. I eat humans. I write about it. And for some reason, people find it amusing. Probably because you’re not quite right in the head. I am not a cannibal; I would never eat my own species. You may call me Simon or Simone if you like; I don’t have a biological sex that I know of, so use whatever pronouns you like. You can expect to see me post regularly about history, food, politics, civil rights, philosophy, some fashion or antiques, and possibly things of a darkly comedic or horrifying bent. I’m not here to amuse you or to prove what I am. I am here to interact and gather data. And possibly make friends with the polite ones, though those are sometimes difficult to find. This Tumblr blog is but one part of my extensive and ongoing social media/publishing experiment to demonstrate how humanity is killing itself with fiction. I can do this, you see, because I exist, but you are desensitized and find me silly, especially here on Tumblr, where the Otherkin run amok. I invite you to read my “about” page to better understand the experiment I am conducting, 
If you have an “ask”, you may pose it anonymously, though if you vex me, there will be consequences. 
I organize most “asks” by reblogging them onto a secondary blog @monstrousfaq, which it may help you to peruse, if you have a question that is likely to have been asked by someone else. My website 
My published works</p></blockquote>
Ass, Chill, and Dope: <p><a href="http://daryltakahashi.tumblr.com/post/165767145525/libertarirynn-bird-big-simonalkenmayer" class="tumblr_blog">daryltakahashi</a>:</p><blockquote>
<p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/165747658929/bird-big-simonalkenmayer-xodollfacexo" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p>

<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://bird-big.tumblr.com/post/165738071661/simonalkenmayer-xodollfacexo" class="tumblr_blog">bird-big</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="https://simonalkenmayer.tumblr.com/post/165737826009/xodollfacexo-dickscentedroses" class="tumblr_blog">simonalkenmayer</a>:</p>

<blockquote>
<p><a href="https://xodollfacexo.tumblr.com/post/165646618179/dickscentedroses-mainmanblackdynamite" class="tumblr_blog">xodollfacexo</a>:</p>

<blockquote>
<p><a href="https://dickscentedroses.tumblr.com/post/165629232162/mainmanblackdynamite-thighetician" class="tumblr_blog">dickscentedroses</a>:</p>

<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://mainmanblackdynamite.tumblr.com/post/165628568911/thighetician-kingjaffejoffer" class="tumblr_blog">mainmanblackdynamite</a>:</p>

<blockquote>
<p><a href="https://thighetician.tumblr.com/post/165627387975/kingjaffejoffer-fatrolldarksouls" class="tumblr_blog">thighetician</a>:</p>

<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://kingjaffejoffer.tumblr.com/post/165627291474/fatrolldarksouls-colachampagnedad" class="tumblr_blog">kingjaffejoffer</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="https://fatrolldarksouls.tumblr.com/post/165626667484/colachampagnedad-kingjaffejoffer" class="tumblr_blog">fatrolldarksouls</a>:</p>

<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://colachampagnedad.com/post/165624938730/kingjaffejoffer-roundedtaurus" class="tumblr_blog">colachampagnedad</a>:</p>

<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://kingjaffejoffer.tumblr.com/post/165621493304/roundedtaurus-kingjaffejoffer" class="tumblr_blog">kingjaffejoffer</a>:</p>

<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://roundedtaurus.tumblr.com/post/165608725006/kingjaffejoffer-coldestttsummerr" class="tumblr_blog">roundedtaurus</a>:</p>

<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://kingjaffejoffer.tumblr.com/post/165599326879/coldestttsummerr-stimsbian-by" class="tumblr_blog">kingjaffejoffer</a>:</p>

<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://coldestttsummerr.tumblr.com/post/165573289115/stimsbian-by-massababistro-his-hands" class="tumblr_blog">coldestttsummerr</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="https://stimsbian.tumblr.com/post/164476125867/by-massababistro" class="tumblr_blog">stimsbian</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p>🌬 by massa_babistro 🌬</p></blockquote>

<p>his hands ain’t cold?</p>
</blockquote>
<p>Thats cool and all, but they really could have just used one of these</p>
<figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="312" data-orig-width="540" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/d85fbf6c2b7bbd30e19b9e76b65de721/tumblr_inline_owvamwqHK31rw09tq_540.jpg"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/3abce456226084a1db011bf552e0fa05/tumblr_inline_owwlmimtpw1rw09tq_540.jpg" data-orig-height="312" data-orig-width="540" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/d85fbf6c2b7bbd30e19b9e76b65de721/tumblr_inline_owvamwqHK31rw09tq_540.jpg"/></figure></blockquote>

<p>No, because this is a service you get at a bar. It’s nice to have someone do this for you because they know the exact size of the glass/ how much whisky you’re getting. </p>
<p>ALSO BELEIVE IT OR NOT YOU PLEBIANS DONT KNOW THAT  the truth is that the quality of your ice plays greatly into the way your drink tastes!!!! </p>
<p>These guys get the dope ass ice that’s imported and soft that’s meant for carving and it’s c r y s t a l clear.</p>
<p>If you’re drinking shitty ice cube molds from bottled/ tap water ur drinking cheap whisky ☕️</p>
</blockquote>

<p>It’s impossible for me to have rolled my eyes any harder at all of this.</p>
<p><br/></p>
<p>“BUT THE ICE THAT’S GOING TO BE SUBMERGED IN YOUR DRINK IS CLEAR”</p>
</blockquote>

<p>“If you’re drinking shitty ice cube molds from bottled/ tap water ur drinking cheap whiskey”</p>
<p><br/></p>
<h2>so be it, make me the cheapest shit you got im just here to get turnt.</h2>
<figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="280" data-orig-width="500" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/f30108e39084dcd015aee0f89a018e2d/tumblr_inline_owvamwiPBj1rw09tq_540.gif"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/f30108e39084dcd015aee0f89a018e2d/tumblr_inline_owwlmiQxuw1rw09tq_540.gif" data-orig-height="280" data-orig-width="500" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/f30108e39084dcd015aee0f89a018e2d/tumblr_inline_owvamwiPBj1rw09tq_540.gif"/></figure></blockquote>

<p>The attitude towards the bartenders labor is what separates the wealthy and cultured from the poor. The rich drink to enjoy alcohol, the poor drink to forget their shitty lives. Either way I prefer my drinks with a show, I dont mind paying more for finely sculpted ice.</p>
</blockquote>

<p>It keeps getting worse with each reblog </p>
</blockquote>
<p>Fatrolldarksouls thinks he’s a part of the bourgeois by virtue of getting drunk at the local Benihana resteraunt</p>
</blockquote>

<p>😂😂😂😂😂</p>
</blockquote>

<p>LMFAOOOOOO</p>
</blockquote>

<p>This thread is so incredibly enjoyable </p>
</blockquote>

<p>Also…take it from someone with enough money to buy these things…</p>
<p>It is all complete rubbish.</p>
<p>First of all, if you’re drinking an expensive, single barrel, aged whisky, scotch, bourbon, whiskey with ice in it…I will cut your throat and have mine with your blood in it, you tasteless scum. Why? Because that is a hand crafted thing made with time and the effort of generations, and you’ve just watered it down. What’s the matter with you? Do you water down your milk too? Are you an infant?</p>
<p>The fact is that water and ice do different hings to these spirits, but you have to know what you’re mucking with. A FEW DROPS of water is all that is required to bring down the strength of the whiskey and open up the aromatics. Secondly, while that giant globe of ice might chill the spirit down swiftly, and water the alcohol content down so that it is more easily imbibed, it fills and flattens the flavor.</p>
<p>Secondly, while the water you use to alter whiskey should be pure (mineralogy really does change the flavor) you can make an ice cube from a silicone mold and be just as happy, you complete sod.</p>
<p>Thirdly, if you are taking one finger of an Islay and putting it over a giant globe of ice…I will shove the whole thing down your throat. Use a chilled unleaded crystal tumbler or marble ice cubes. If you cannot take the heat of the product, then don’t drink it. Half of the tasting notes come from the spirit evaporating in the mouth. You’d be smarter to try drinking it from a heated glass like cognac, Armagnac, and so on than adding water to it. Allow the spirit to heat and the evaporation of the alcohol to fill the sinus.</p>
<p>If you are going to invest money in a hung, know that thing. Be respectful of it. Don’t hire some poor sod to outfit you with a hand cut piece of nouveau riche stupidity that makes you feel like you’re actually sharing in an appropriated tradition. Otherwise someone like myself will turn that hefty shaved ball into a weapon and drink scotch over your corpse.</p>
<p>And might I point out, you ridiculous idiots with your flagrant spending designed to distract you from your own mortality and grievous lack of intellect, that these traditions of spirit making all originated in the pot and tower stills of poor farmers and rural chaps. It did not originate in a crystal palace of privilege.</p>
<p>You are not refined because you throw good money at a thing and then ruin it with stupidity. You are not wise because you pay someone to destroy your liquor. You are not better than anyone because you drink to enjoy the taste, and oh yes, happen to experience the precise thing for which the distillate was intended. You are no better than any other person, and you have no right to presume that simply because you have seen a gloved ice cube in a Bond film, it makes you classy.</p>
<p>You’re a rich idiot. Not a connesieur who knows when to invest in a fine thing.</p>
</blockquote>

<p>anyone in this thread smoke weed</p>
</blockquote>
<p>If not y'all should try some to mellow the fuck out.</p>
</blockquote>

<p>Things are heating up in the alcohol fandom</p>
</blockquote>
<p>It’s even funnier if you read their bio:

</p><blockquote><p>I am a very old monster., or I suppose the correct term is “Anthropophagic cryptid”. Yes, a real one. No, not an artistic creation or a plea for attention. I eat humans. I write about it. And for some reason, people find it amusing. Probably because you’re not quite right in the head. I am not a cannibal; I would never eat my own species. You may call me Simon or Simone if you like; I don’t have a biological sex that I know of, so use whatever pronouns you like. You can expect to see me post regularly about history, food, politics, civil rights, philosophy, some fashion or antiques, and possibly things of a darkly comedic or horrifying bent. I’m not here to amuse you or to prove what I am. I am here to interact and gather data. And possibly make friends with the polite ones, though those are sometimes difficult to find. 
This Tumblr blog is but one part of my extensive and ongoing social media/publishing experiment to demonstrate how humanity is killing itself with fiction. I can do this, you see, because I exist, but you are desensitized and find me silly, especially here on Tumblr, where the Otherkin run amok. I invite you to read my “about” page to better understand the experiment I am conducting, 
If you have an “ask”, you may pose it anonymously, though if you vex me, there will be consequences. 
I organize most “asks” by reblogging them onto a secondary blog @monstrousfaq, which it may help you to peruse, if you have a question that is likely to have been asked by someone else.
My website 
My published works</p></blockquote>

daryltakahashi: libertarirynn: bird-big: simonalkenmayer: xodollfacexo: dickscentedroses: mainmanblackdynamite: thighetician: k...

Ass, Chill, and Dope: <p><a href="http://bird-big.tumblr.com/post/165738071661/simonalkenmayer-xodollfacexo" class="tumblr_blog">bird-big</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="https://simonalkenmayer.tumblr.com/post/165737826009/xodollfacexo-dickscentedroses" class="tumblr_blog">simonalkenmayer</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://xodollfacexo.tumblr.com/post/165646618179/dickscentedroses-mainmanblackdynamite" class="tumblr_blog">xodollfacexo</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://dickscentedroses.tumblr.com/post/165629232162/mainmanblackdynamite-thighetician" class="tumblr_blog">dickscentedroses</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://mainmanblackdynamite.tumblr.com/post/165628568911/thighetician-kingjaffejoffer" class="tumblr_blog">mainmanblackdynamite</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://thighetician.tumblr.com/post/165627387975/kingjaffejoffer-fatrolldarksouls" class="tumblr_blog">thighetician</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://kingjaffejoffer.tumblr.com/post/165627291474/fatrolldarksouls-colachampagnedad" class="tumblr_blog">kingjaffejoffer</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://fatrolldarksouls.tumblr.com/post/165626667484/colachampagnedad-kingjaffejoffer" class="tumblr_blog">fatrolldarksouls</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://colachampagnedad.com/post/165624938730/kingjaffejoffer-roundedtaurus" class="tumblr_blog">colachampagnedad</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://kingjaffejoffer.tumblr.com/post/165621493304/roundedtaurus-kingjaffejoffer" class="tumblr_blog">kingjaffejoffer</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://roundedtaurus.tumblr.com/post/165608725006/kingjaffejoffer-coldestttsummerr" class="tumblr_blog">roundedtaurus</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://kingjaffejoffer.tumblr.com/post/165599326879/coldestttsummerr-stimsbian-by" class="tumblr_blog">kingjaffejoffer</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://coldestttsummerr.tumblr.com/post/165573289115/stimsbian-by-massababistro-his-hands" class="tumblr_blog">coldestttsummerr</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://stimsbian.tumblr.com/post/164476125867/by-massababistro" class="tumblr_blog">stimsbian</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>🌬 by massa_babistro 🌬</p></blockquote> <p>his hands ain’t cold?</p> </blockquote> <p>Thats cool and all, but they really could have just used one of these</p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="312" data-orig-width="540" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/ee4b0c0fbd21a44eab5f70284cd1574c/tumblr_inline_ownnwfhEc21qlbkes_540.jpg"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/d85fbf6c2b7bbd30e19b9e76b65de721/tumblr_inline_owvamwqHK31rw09tq_540.jpg" data-orig-height="312" data-orig-width="540" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/ee4b0c0fbd21a44eab5f70284cd1574c/tumblr_inline_ownnwfhEc21qlbkes_540.jpg"/></figure></blockquote> <p>No, because this is a service you get at a bar. It’s nice to have someone do this for you because they know the exact size of the glass/ how much whisky you’re getting. </p> <p>ALSO BELEIVE IT OR NOT YOU PLEBIANS DONT KNOW THAT the truth is that the quality of your ice plays greatly into the way your drink tastes!!!! </p> <p>These guys get the dope ass ice that’s imported and soft that’s meant for carving and it’s c r y s t a l clear.</p> <p>If you’re drinking shitty ice cube molds from bottled/ tap water ur drinking cheap whisky ☕️</p> </blockquote> <p>It’s impossible for me to have rolled my eyes any harder at all of this.</p> <p><br/></p> <p>“BUT THE ICE THAT’S GOING TO BE SUBMERGED IN YOUR DRINK IS CLEAR”</p> </blockquote> <p>“If you’re drinking shitty ice cube molds from bottled/ tap water ur drinking cheap whiskey”</p> <p><br/></p> <h2>so be it, make me the cheapest shit you got im just here to get turnt.</h2> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="280" data-orig-width="500" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/f30108e39084dcd015aee0f89a018e2d/tumblr_inline_owp3huiSHH1toptfb_500.gif"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/f30108e39084dcd015aee0f89a018e2d/tumblr_inline_owvamwiPBj1rw09tq_540.gif" data-orig-height="280" data-orig-width="500" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/f30108e39084dcd015aee0f89a018e2d/tumblr_inline_owp3huiSHH1toptfb_500.gif"/></figure></blockquote> <p>The attitude towards the bartenders labor is what separates the wealthy and cultured from the poor. The rich drink to enjoy alcohol, the poor drink to forget their shitty lives. Either way I prefer my drinks with a show, I dont mind paying more for finely sculpted ice.</p> </blockquote> <p>It keeps getting worse with each reblog </p> </blockquote> <p>Fatrolldarksouls thinks he’s a part of the bourgeois by virtue of getting drunk at the local Benihana resteraunt</p> </blockquote> <p>😂😂😂😂😂</p> </blockquote> <p>LMFAOOOOOO</p> </blockquote> <p>This thread is so incredibly enjoyable </p> </blockquote> <p>Also…take it from someone with enough money to buy these things…</p> <p>It is all complete rubbish.</p> <p>First of all, if you’re drinking an expensive, single barrel, aged whisky, scotch, bourbon, whiskey with ice in it…I will cut your throat and have mine with your blood in it, you tasteless scum. Why? Because that is a hand crafted thing made with time and the effort of generations, and you’ve just watered it down. What’s the matter with you? Do you water down your milk too? Are you an infant?</p> <p>The fact is that water and ice do different hings to these spirits, but you have to know what you’re mucking with. A FEW DROPS of water is all that is required to bring down the strength of the whiskey and open up the aromatics. Secondly, while that giant globe of ice might chill the spirit down swiftly, and water the alcohol content down so that it is more easily imbibed, it fills and flattens the flavor.</p> <p>Secondly, while the water you use to alter whiskey should be pure (mineralogy really does change the flavor) you can make an ice cube from a silicone mold and be just as happy, you complete sod.</p> <p>Thirdly, if you are taking one finger of an Islay and putting it over a giant globe of ice…I will shove the whole thing down your throat. Use a chilled unleaded crystal tumbler or marble ice cubes. If you cannot take the heat of the product, then don’t drink it. Half of the tasting notes come from the spirit evaporating in the mouth. You’d be smarter to try drinking it from a heated glass like cognac, Armagnac, and so on than adding water to it. Allow the spirit to heat and the evaporation of the alcohol to fill the sinus.</p> <p>If you are going to invest money in a hung, know that thing. Be respectful of it. Don’t hire some poor sod to outfit you with a hand cut piece of nouveau riche stupidity that makes you feel like you’re actually sharing in an appropriated tradition. Otherwise someone like myself will turn that hefty shaved ball into a weapon and drink scotch over your corpse.</p> <p>And might I point out, you ridiculous idiots with your flagrant spending designed to distract you from your own mortality and grievous lack of intellect, that these traditions of spirit making all originated in the pot and tower stills of poor farmers and rural chaps. It did not originate in a crystal palace of privilege.</p> <p>You are not refined because you throw good money at a thing and then ruin it with stupidity. You are not wise because you pay someone to destroy your liquor. You are not better than anyone because you drink to enjoy the taste, and oh yes, happen to experience the precise thing for which the distillate was intended. You are no better than any other person, and you have no right to presume that simply because you have seen a gloved ice cube in a Bond film, it makes you classy.</p> <p>You’re a rich idiot. Not a connesieur who knows when to invest in a fine thing.</p> </blockquote> <p>anyone in this thread smoke weed</p> </blockquote> <p>If not y'all should try some to mellow the fuck out.</p>
Ass, Chill, and Dope: <p><a href="http://bird-big.tumblr.com/post/165738071661/simonalkenmayer-xodollfacexo" class="tumblr_blog">bird-big</a>:</p><blockquote>
<p><a href="https://simonalkenmayer.tumblr.com/post/165737826009/xodollfacexo-dickscentedroses" class="tumblr_blog">simonalkenmayer</a>:</p>

<blockquote>
<p><a href="https://xodollfacexo.tumblr.com/post/165646618179/dickscentedroses-mainmanblackdynamite" class="tumblr_blog">xodollfacexo</a>:</p>

<blockquote>
<p><a href="https://dickscentedroses.tumblr.com/post/165629232162/mainmanblackdynamite-thighetician" class="tumblr_blog">dickscentedroses</a>:</p>

<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://mainmanblackdynamite.tumblr.com/post/165628568911/thighetician-kingjaffejoffer" class="tumblr_blog">mainmanblackdynamite</a>:</p>

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<p><a href="https://thighetician.tumblr.com/post/165627387975/kingjaffejoffer-fatrolldarksouls" class="tumblr_blog">thighetician</a>:</p>

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<p><a href="http://kingjaffejoffer.tumblr.com/post/165627291474/fatrolldarksouls-colachampagnedad" class="tumblr_blog">kingjaffejoffer</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="https://fatrolldarksouls.tumblr.com/post/165626667484/colachampagnedad-kingjaffejoffer" class="tumblr_blog">fatrolldarksouls</a>:</p>

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<p><a href="http://colachampagnedad.com/post/165624938730/kingjaffejoffer-roundedtaurus" class="tumblr_blog">colachampagnedad</a>:</p>

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<p><a href="http://kingjaffejoffer.tumblr.com/post/165621493304/roundedtaurus-kingjaffejoffer" class="tumblr_blog">kingjaffejoffer</a>:</p>

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<p><a href="http://roundedtaurus.tumblr.com/post/165608725006/kingjaffejoffer-coldestttsummerr" class="tumblr_blog">roundedtaurus</a>:</p>

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<p><a href="http://kingjaffejoffer.tumblr.com/post/165599326879/coldestttsummerr-stimsbian-by" class="tumblr_blog">kingjaffejoffer</a>:</p>

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<p><a href="http://coldestttsummerr.tumblr.com/post/165573289115/stimsbian-by-massababistro-his-hands" class="tumblr_blog">coldestttsummerr</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="https://stimsbian.tumblr.com/post/164476125867/by-massababistro" class="tumblr_blog">stimsbian</a>:</p>

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<p>his hands ain’t cold?</p>
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<p>Thats cool and all, but they really could have just used one of these</p>
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<p>No, because this is a service you get at a bar. It’s nice to have someone do this for you because they know the exact size of the glass/ how much whisky you’re getting. </p>
<p>ALSO BELEIVE IT OR NOT YOU PLEBIANS DONT KNOW THAT  the truth is that the quality of your ice plays greatly into the way your drink tastes!!!! </p>
<p>These guys get the dope ass ice that’s imported and soft that’s meant for carving and it’s c r y s t a l clear.</p>
<p>If you’re drinking shitty ice cube molds from bottled/ tap water ur drinking cheap whisky ☕️</p>
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<p>It’s impossible for me to have rolled my eyes any harder at all of this.</p>
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<p>“BUT THE ICE THAT’S GOING TO BE SUBMERGED IN YOUR DRINK IS CLEAR”</p>
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<p>“If you’re drinking shitty ice cube molds from bottled/ tap water ur drinking cheap whiskey”</p>
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<h2>so be it, make me the cheapest shit you got im just here to get turnt.</h2>
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<p>The attitude towards the bartenders labor is what separates the wealthy and cultured from the poor. The rich drink to enjoy alcohol, the poor drink to forget their shitty lives. Either way I prefer my drinks with a show, I dont mind paying more for finely sculpted ice.</p>
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<p>It keeps getting worse with each reblog </p>
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<p>Fatrolldarksouls thinks he’s a part of the bourgeois by virtue of getting drunk at the local Benihana resteraunt</p>
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<p>😂😂😂😂😂</p>
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<p>LMFAOOOOOO</p>
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<p>This thread is so incredibly enjoyable </p>
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<p>Also…take it from someone with enough money to buy these things…</p>
<p>It is all complete rubbish.</p>
<p>First of all, if you’re drinking an expensive, single barrel, aged whisky, scotch, bourbon, whiskey with ice in it…I will cut your throat and have mine with your blood in it, you tasteless scum. Why? Because that is a hand crafted thing made with time and the effort of generations, and you’ve just watered it down. What’s the matter with you? Do you water down your milk too? Are you an infant?</p>
<p>The fact is that water and ice do different hings to these spirits, but you have to know what you’re mucking with. A FEW DROPS of water is all that is required to bring down the strength of the whiskey and open up the aromatics. Secondly, while that giant globe of ice might chill the spirit down swiftly, and water the alcohol content down so that it is more easily imbibed, it fills and flattens the flavor.</p>
<p>Secondly, while the water you use to alter whiskey should be pure (mineralogy really does change the flavor) you can make an ice cube from a silicone mold and be just as happy, you complete sod.</p>
<p>Thirdly, if you are taking one finger of an Islay and putting it over a giant globe of ice…I will shove the whole thing down your throat. Use a chilled unleaded crystal tumbler or marble ice cubes. If you cannot take the heat of the product, then don’t drink it. Half of the tasting notes come from the spirit evaporating in the mouth. You’d be smarter to try drinking it from a heated glass like cognac, Armagnac, and so on than adding water to it. Allow the spirit to heat and the evaporation of the alcohol to fill the sinus.</p>
<p>If you are going to invest money in a hung, know that thing. Be respectful of it. Don’t hire some poor sod to outfit you with a hand cut piece of nouveau riche stupidity that makes you feel like you’re actually sharing in an appropriated tradition. Otherwise someone like myself will turn that hefty shaved ball into a weapon and drink scotch over your corpse.</p>
<p>And might I point out, you ridiculous idiots with your flagrant spending designed to distract you from your own mortality and grievous lack of intellect, that these traditions of spirit making all originated in the pot and tower stills of poor farmers and rural chaps. It did not originate in a crystal palace of privilege.</p>
<p>You are not refined because you throw good money at a thing and then ruin it with stupidity. You are not wise because you pay someone to destroy your liquor. You are not better than anyone because you drink to enjoy the taste, and oh yes, happen to experience the precise thing for which the distillate was intended. You are no better than any other person, and you have no right to presume that simply because you have seen a gloved ice cube in a Bond film, it makes you classy.</p>
<p>You’re a rich idiot. Not a connesieur who knows when to invest in a fine thing.</p>
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<p>anyone in this thread smoke weed</p>
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<p>If not y'all should try some to mellow the fuck out.</p>

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Africa, Future, and Life: in ne an in her I see Semalia in heerace and Zimbabwe in her waist I see congo in her thighs and Ghana in her hips e Senegal in her hair and Nigeria in her lips see Rwanda in her walk and Kenya n her dance Isee Uganda in her grace and Liberia in her smile l see Sierra Leone in her will and Mali In her pose... I see Africa in her heart She is Algeria in the afternoon, Angola in the light of the moon, Benin when she is talking, Botswana when she is walking, Burkina Faso in her brain, her revolutionary mind inspired by Sankara's works, Burundi is her rhythm, Cabo Verde shines out of her skin, Cameroon is in her melanin, Central African Republic is her heart Chakra, Chad is where she found herself, still and deep like the largest lake, Comoros in her blood, Congo nourishes her being, you can see congo gives her health, Côte d'Ivoire gave her wealth, Djibouti is her humility, you can see it in her smile, Egypt in her thinking, Kemet is in her history, Guinea is in her caring embrace, her love for life and her knowledge of taste, Eritrea in her resistance to those who oppress, also in her style and finesse, Ethiopia created her beauty, Gabon in her grace, Gambia in her spirituality her exuberance and vitality, Ghana made her the Queen of Queens, Kenya gave her fertility, also creativity and even more ability, You can see Lesotho in her brilliance, keeps her soft and yet still militant, Liberia flows off her shoulders like water over boulders, she has the wisdom of those older, the unity she brings came from Libya, so did her interdependence, she is diverse like Madagascar, but still connected to our future, she is pretty special like Malawi, you can hear it in her voice, her musicality came from Mali and spread across the globe, so did her ability to write with significance, she has agricultural intellect, Mauritania raised her warrior spirit, she is all colours throughout her goddess like figure, you can see Mauritius in her compassion, her architecture must be Moroccan, she is pure elegance bringing Mozambique with her presence, she has the complexion of Namibia and is complete but not conceited, Flowing Niger from her soul, and Nigeria is in her hips, her lips and her eyes, She is breathtaking like Rwanda, the mystery of Sao Tome and Principe lives in her touch, the inspiration of Senegal passes from her to all those she greets, she is paradise like the Seychelles, her struggle produced diamonds of perfection like Sierra Leone, She is the joy of Somalia, 👇🏾 more below chakabars
Africa, Future, and Life: in
 ne
 an in her
 I see Semalia in heerace and Zimbabwe
 in her waist
 I see congo in her thighs and Ghana in
 her hips
 e Senegal in her hair and Nigeria
 in her lips
 see Rwanda in her walk and Kenya
 n her dance
 Isee Uganda in her grace and Liberia
 in her smile
 l see Sierra Leone in her will and Mali
 In her pose... I see Africa in her heart
She is Algeria in the afternoon, Angola in the light of the moon, Benin when she is talking, Botswana when she is walking, Burkina Faso in her brain, her revolutionary mind inspired by Sankara's works, Burundi is her rhythm, Cabo Verde shines out of her skin, Cameroon is in her melanin, Central African Republic is her heart Chakra, Chad is where she found herself, still and deep like the largest lake, Comoros in her blood, Congo nourishes her being, you can see congo gives her health, Côte d'Ivoire gave her wealth, Djibouti is her humility, you can see it in her smile, Egypt in her thinking, Kemet is in her history, Guinea is in her caring embrace, her love for life and her knowledge of taste, Eritrea in her resistance to those who oppress, also in her style and finesse, Ethiopia created her beauty, Gabon in her grace, Gambia in her spirituality her exuberance and vitality, Ghana made her the Queen of Queens, Kenya gave her fertility, also creativity and even more ability, You can see Lesotho in her brilliance, keeps her soft and yet still militant, Liberia flows off her shoulders like water over boulders, she has the wisdom of those older, the unity she brings came from Libya, so did her interdependence, she is diverse like Madagascar, but still connected to our future, she is pretty special like Malawi, you can hear it in her voice, her musicality came from Mali and spread across the globe, so did her ability to write with significance, she has agricultural intellect, Mauritania raised her warrior spirit, she is all colours throughout her goddess like figure, you can see Mauritius in her compassion, her architecture must be Moroccan, she is pure elegance bringing Mozambique with her presence, she has the complexion of Namibia and is complete but not conceited, Flowing Niger from her soul, and Nigeria is in her hips, her lips and her eyes, She is breathtaking like Rwanda, the mystery of Sao Tome and Principe lives in her touch, the inspiration of Senegal passes from her to all those she greets, she is paradise like the Seychelles, her struggle produced diamonds of perfection like Sierra Leone, She is the joy of Somalia, 👇🏾 more below chakabars

She is Algeria in the afternoon, Angola in the light of the moon, Benin when she is talking, Botswana when she is walking, Burkina Faso in h...

Ass, Bless Up, and Bruh: Chick Magnet @DrSmashlove I been said before that God created men with a degree of physical strength over women, so God granted women a degree of intellect over men. I love it when u bozos get in my comments like "HAHA WOMEN ARE *NOT* SMARTER THAN MEN WE ALL KNOW THAT." Ok lemme tell u another story to prove it. So I meet this dude at a work function right. Homeboy had two boys and his wife was pregnant with number 3. She wanted a girl. She went to two ultrasounds - they said issa girl. But then she read that sometimes the ultrasound tech gets it wrong when they say it's girl when it's a boy but he got a small PP or his PP hidden so she told this dude: "I need a ultrasound." He said "aight schedule one." She said "no they'll make me wait two weeks. I don't want to wait two weeks." He said "well what are you gonna do that's how it works." Next morning she wake up feeling pain, she call her OB and say "I'm feeling pain - it's a miscarriage - I've had two before - I know what it feels like." OB said "ok come in asap for an ultrasound." So she shows up and they take a look and everything ok. And homegirl dead ass says "thank you Doctor. One more thing. Can you confirm the gender for me? 😏" And that's when homeboy knew. His wife had just faked a miscarriage so she wouldn't have to wait for a ultrasound. She even admitted it after. BRUH - I CAN'T WITH YOU WOMEN. YALL DONE FIGURED OUT THIS ART OF PULLING LEVERS. WE ARE POWERLESS. AS FUCK 😂. Lemme ask u: let's say u a old man and u start dating a young ting and she ain on birth control and y'all got a vaca coming up and u want a vasectomy but the Doctor all like "I can't get you in for another month, I'm sorry." What u gon do. As a man. U gon take her lil ass on vaca and she gon get pregnant. Ask a woman how she'd finesse a vasectomy on one day's notice. Ask her. I don't know what she'd say...but she'd GET THAT SHIT DONE. MEN, WE DILLY DALLY. WOMEN EXECUTE. BLESS UP 😂😂😂
Ass, Bless Up, and Bruh: Chick Magnet
 @DrSmashlove
I been said before that God created men with a degree of physical strength over women, so God granted women a degree of intellect over men. I love it when u bozos get in my comments like "HAHA WOMEN ARE *NOT* SMARTER THAN MEN WE ALL KNOW THAT." Ok lemme tell u another story to prove it. So I meet this dude at a work function right. Homeboy had two boys and his wife was pregnant with number 3. She wanted a girl. She went to two ultrasounds - they said issa girl. But then she read that sometimes the ultrasound tech gets it wrong when they say it's girl when it's a boy but he got a small PP or his PP hidden so she told this dude: "I need a ultrasound." He said "aight schedule one." She said "no they'll make me wait two weeks. I don't want to wait two weeks." He said "well what are you gonna do that's how it works." Next morning she wake up feeling pain, she call her OB and say "I'm feeling pain - it's a miscarriage - I've had two before - I know what it feels like." OB said "ok come in asap for an ultrasound." So she shows up and they take a look and everything ok. And homegirl dead ass says "thank you Doctor. One more thing. Can you confirm the gender for me? 😏" And that's when homeboy knew. His wife had just faked a miscarriage so she wouldn't have to wait for a ultrasound. She even admitted it after. BRUH - I CAN'T WITH YOU WOMEN. YALL DONE FIGURED OUT THIS ART OF PULLING LEVERS. WE ARE POWERLESS. AS FUCK 😂. Lemme ask u: let's say u a old man and u start dating a young ting and she ain on birth control and y'all got a vaca coming up and u want a vasectomy but the Doctor all like "I can't get you in for another month, I'm sorry." What u gon do. As a man. U gon take her lil ass on vaca and she gon get pregnant. Ask a woman how she'd finesse a vasectomy on one day's notice. Ask her. I don't know what she'd say...but she'd GET THAT SHIT DONE. MEN, WE DILLY DALLY. WOMEN EXECUTE. BLESS UP 😂😂😂

I been said before that God created men with a degree of physical strength over women, so God granted women a degree of intellect over men. ...

Bad, Fire, and Head: This list of reasons for admission to a lunatic asylum in the 1800s reads like a list of potential metal band names... REASONS FOR ADMISSION 1864 TO 1889 INTEMPERANCE & BUSINESS TROUBLE DISSOLUTE HABITS KICKED IN THE HEAD BY A HORSE HEREDITARY PREDISPOSITION ILL TREATMENT BY HUSBAND IMAGINARY FEMALE TROUBLE HYSTERIA IMMORAL LIFE IMPRISONMENT JEALOUSY AND RELIGION LAZINESS MARRIAGE OF SON MASTURBATION & SYPHILIS MASTURBATION FOR 30 YEARS MEDICINE TO PREVENT CONCEPTION SUPPRESSED MASTURBATION MENSTRUAL DERANGED MENTAL EXCITEMENT NOVEL READING NYMPHOMANIA OPIUM HABIT OVER ACTION OF THE MIND OVER STUDY OF RELIGION OVER TAXING MENTAL POWERS PARENTS WERE COUSINS PERIODICAL FITS TOBACCO & MASTURBATION POLITICAL EXCITEMENT POLITICS RELIGIOUS ENTHUSIASM FEVER AND LOSS OF LAW SUIT FITS AND DESERTION OF HUSBAND ASTHMA BAD COMPANY BAD HABITS & POLITICAL EXCITEMENTSALVATION ARMY BAD WHISKEY BLOODY FLUX BRAIN FEVER BUSINESS NERVES CARBONIC ACID GAS CONGESTION OF BRAIN DEATH OF SONS IN WAR DECOYED INTO THE ARMY DERANGED MASTURBATION DESERTION BY HUSBAND DOMESTIC AFFLICTION DOMESTIC TROUBLE DROPSY EGOTISM EPILEPTIC FITS EXCESSIVE SEXUAL ABUSE EXCITEMENT AS OFFICER EXPOSURE AND HEREDITARY EXPOSURE AND QUACKERY EXPOSURE IN ARMY FEVER AND JEALOUSY FIGHTING FIRE SUPPRESSION OF MENSES THE WAR TIME OF LIFE UTERINE DERANGEMENT VENEREAL EXCESSES VICIOUS VICES WOMEN TROUBLE SUPERSTITION SHOOTING OF DAUGHTER SMALL POX SNUFF EATING FOR 2 YEARS SPINAL IRRITATION GATHERING IN THE HEAD GREEDINESS GUNSHOT WOUND HARD STUDy RUMOR OF HUSBAND MURDER SCARLATINA SEDUCTION & DISAPPOINTMENT SELF ABUSE SEXUAL ABUSE & STIMULANTS SEXUAL DERANGEMENT FALSE CONFINEMENT FEEBLENESS OF INTELLECT FELL FROM HORSE IN WAR FEMALE DISEASE DISSIPATION OF NERVES <p>Quite The Reasons For Admission.</p>
Bad, Fire, and Head: This list of reasons for admission to a lunatic
 asylum in the 1800s reads like a list of potential
 metal band names...
 REASONS FOR ADMISSION
 1864 TO 1889
 INTEMPERANCE & BUSINESS TROUBLE DISSOLUTE HABITS
 KICKED IN THE HEAD BY A HORSE
 HEREDITARY PREDISPOSITION
 ILL TREATMENT BY HUSBAND
 IMAGINARY FEMALE TROUBLE
 HYSTERIA
 IMMORAL LIFE
 IMPRISONMENT
 JEALOUSY AND RELIGION
 LAZINESS
 MARRIAGE OF SON
 MASTURBATION & SYPHILIS
 MASTURBATION FOR 30 YEARS
 MEDICINE TO PREVENT CONCEPTION SUPPRESSED MASTURBATION
 MENSTRUAL DERANGED
 MENTAL EXCITEMENT
 NOVEL READING
 NYMPHOMANIA
 OPIUM HABIT
 OVER ACTION OF THE MIND
 OVER STUDY OF RELIGION
 OVER TAXING MENTAL POWERS
 PARENTS WERE COUSINS
 PERIODICAL FITS
 TOBACCO & MASTURBATION
 POLITICAL EXCITEMENT
 POLITICS
 RELIGIOUS ENTHUSIASM
 FEVER AND LOSS OF LAW SUIT
 FITS AND DESERTION OF HUSBAND
 ASTHMA
 BAD COMPANY
 BAD HABITS & POLITICAL EXCITEMENTSALVATION ARMY
 BAD WHISKEY
 BLOODY FLUX
 BRAIN FEVER
 BUSINESS NERVES
 CARBONIC ACID GAS
 CONGESTION OF BRAIN
 DEATH OF SONS IN WAR
 DECOYED INTO THE ARMY
 DERANGED MASTURBATION
 DESERTION BY HUSBAND
 DOMESTIC AFFLICTION
 DOMESTIC TROUBLE
 DROPSY
 EGOTISM
 EPILEPTIC FITS
 EXCESSIVE SEXUAL ABUSE
 EXCITEMENT AS OFFICER
 EXPOSURE AND HEREDITARY
 EXPOSURE AND QUACKERY
 EXPOSURE IN ARMY
 FEVER AND JEALOUSY
 FIGHTING FIRE
 SUPPRESSION OF MENSES
 THE WAR
 TIME OF LIFE
 UTERINE DERANGEMENT
 VENEREAL EXCESSES
 VICIOUS VICES
 WOMEN TROUBLE
 SUPERSTITION
 SHOOTING OF DAUGHTER
 SMALL POX
 SNUFF EATING FOR 2 YEARS
 SPINAL IRRITATION
 GATHERING IN THE HEAD
 GREEDINESS
 GUNSHOT WOUND
 HARD STUDy
 RUMOR OF HUSBAND MURDER
 SCARLATINA
 SEDUCTION & DISAPPOINTMENT
 SELF ABUSE
 SEXUAL ABUSE & STIMULANTS
 SEXUAL DERANGEMENT
 FALSE CONFINEMENT
 FEEBLENESS OF INTELLECT
 FELL FROM HORSE IN WAR
 FEMALE DISEASE
 DISSIPATION OF NERVES
<p>Quite The Reasons For Admission.</p>

Quite The Reasons For Admission.

Beautiful, Brains, and Confused: Weall come from mother She didnroome from a mans rib @ehakabar You love it when without a pen I write like this, words flow like rivers grow when glaciers cease to exist. Let's go all the way back to the source, which starts with stars & her eggs of course. Many men are confused & feel inferior, Infinitely shallow so stunned by exterior, Don't care for her mind but stuck on the rear of her, Try to get deep in her but never show depth near to her, It's plain you never spoke to her brain, trying to tame her body using shame left you insane. He called her slut, Whore & sket, yet she was openly poetry, she was growing & yet he was still alphabet. She wanted to lead you to a higher level, but you weren't ready for God so you became a devil, you tried to make her your wife just to devalue her life & when she ascended from hell you called her a rebel. This is the story of many beautiful Queens, broken Kings cheat, wedding rings keep incomplete dysfunctional dreams. His mistake was never listening, he saw her aura glistening, thought of marriage & him christening their newborn from her womb within, but she wanted more than his next of kin. She wanted to change this system of sexism, he wanted sex & of her less questioning. She wanted a change to female oppression, he wanted brains without fail & less of her questions. She wanted to be heard & seen as the goddess she is. He wanted her to be seen, not heard so he always dismissed, All of her suffering, even when she called him King, for years he couldn't hear her tears so she told him this... It is from me where all life is produced, I am reality without eye you will lose, all clarity, your vanity can't banish me, your insecurities won't vanish me, so you choose... Will you treat me with respect, love & intellect, or will you break your soul & neck trying to negate truth without regret. At some point honesty will interject, you will see women were correct balancing, these holistic cheques won't bounce or try to collect fallacy, I was before, I am now & I am what is next. With this his ego began to crumble, his words began to stumble, & he started to mumble. You have spoken honestly, I needed this humility, you are everything & more, the way of reciprocity. chakabars
Beautiful, Brains, and Confused: Weall come from mother
 She didnroome from a mans rib
 @ehakabar
You love it when without a pen I write like this, words flow like rivers grow when glaciers cease to exist. Let's go all the way back to the source, which starts with stars & her eggs of course. Many men are confused & feel inferior, Infinitely shallow so stunned by exterior, Don't care for her mind but stuck on the rear of her, Try to get deep in her but never show depth near to her, It's plain you never spoke to her brain, trying to tame her body using shame left you insane. He called her slut, Whore & sket, yet she was openly poetry, she was growing & yet he was still alphabet. She wanted to lead you to a higher level, but you weren't ready for God so you became a devil, you tried to make her your wife just to devalue her life & when she ascended from hell you called her a rebel. This is the story of many beautiful Queens, broken Kings cheat, wedding rings keep incomplete dysfunctional dreams. His mistake was never listening, he saw her aura glistening, thought of marriage & him christening their newborn from her womb within, but she wanted more than his next of kin. She wanted to change this system of sexism, he wanted sex & of her less questioning. She wanted a change to female oppression, he wanted brains without fail & less of her questions. She wanted to be heard & seen as the goddess she is. He wanted her to be seen, not heard so he always dismissed, All of her suffering, even when she called him King, for years he couldn't hear her tears so she told him this... It is from me where all life is produced, I am reality without eye you will lose, all clarity, your vanity can't banish me, your insecurities won't vanish me, so you choose... Will you treat me with respect, love & intellect, or will you break your soul & neck trying to negate truth without regret. At some point honesty will interject, you will see women were correct balancing, these holistic cheques won't bounce or try to collect fallacy, I was before, I am now & I am what is next. With this his ego began to crumble, his words began to stumble, & he started to mumble. You have spoken honestly, I needed this humility, you are everything & more, the way of reciprocity. chakabars

You love it when without a pen I write like this, words flow like rivers grow when glaciers cease to exist. Let's go all the way back to the...