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Baby, It's Cold Outside, Bad, and Birthday: emilysidhe Baby It's Cold Outside discourse is the same as Macbeth discourse dont-spoop-yourself Explain? emilysidhe OK, so one of the big debates in Macbeth involves the scene in which Lady Macbeth talks Macbeth into killing King Duncan. People debate strenuously over whether it's a scene of Lady M pressuring her reluctant husband into it, or whether it's a scene of her sensing, due to their emotional intimacy, that this murder is something her husband secretly wants and has partially internally decided to do, and is arguing him into it in order to help him give himself permission to do it, in the same way that people see their loved ones wavering over the dessert menu and jump in with things like, "Go on, get the cheesecake, it's your birthday!" Readers and scholars disagree strenuously about this - we even studied an incident in college in which two 18th century illustrators attended the same performance and happened to draw the scene the day after, producing two images that advanced opposite interpretations even though they'd seen the exact same actors do the exact same performance. It's a big deal In the same way, the Baby, It's Cold Outside discourse is about whether this is a song about sexual harassment, or whether it's a woman singing about how she wishes she could spend the night with the guy she just had an excellent date with if only the neighbors wouldn't talk, and him responding, "Stay, baby, it's cold out! No one could expect you to go home in this!" ms-demeanor I really don't know (baby stab his side) King Duncan's a bro (baby cut through his hide) I like him a lot (That decrepit old sot?) This plan ain't so great (But what a king you'd make!) The guards might worry (Darling, do it in a hurry!) His sons will rush the door (So knock them on the floor.) I'm not such a knave (Bash his head with a stave) But l'd be a good king (Now you're starting to think) The dukes might all talk (But their chatter means naught) Say, love, what do you mean (You'd make such a king) I simply must go (baby cut through his hide) There's a war on you know (baby cut through his hide) But what of his wife? (And what of his life?) It feels like bad luck (But that don't mean much) l've got a bad premonition (And l've got a mission) But that's just superstition (My love, you're a vision) The witches said l'd rule (If they lied they were cruel) So babv let's stab Stab his siiiide! I figure someone mightve posted this before, but its still appropriate for Christmas.
Baby, It's Cold Outside, Bad, and Birthday: emilysidhe
 Baby It's Cold Outside discourse is the same as Macbeth discourse
 dont-spoop-yourself
 Explain?
 emilysidhe
 OK, so one of the big debates in Macbeth involves the scene in
 which Lady Macbeth talks Macbeth into killing King Duncan. People
 debate strenuously over whether it's a scene of Lady M pressuring
 her reluctant husband into it, or whether it's a scene of her sensing,
 due to their emotional intimacy, that this murder is something her
 husband secretly wants and has partially internally decided to do,
 and is arguing him into it in order to help him give himself permission
 to do it, in the same way that people see their loved ones wavering
 over the dessert menu and jump in with things like, "Go on, get the
 cheesecake, it's your birthday!" Readers and scholars disagree
 strenuously about this - we even studied an incident in college in
 which two 18th century illustrators attended the same performance
 and happened to draw the scene the day after, producing two images
 that advanced opposite interpretations even though they'd seen the
 exact same actors do the exact same performance. It's a big deal
 In the same way, the Baby, It's Cold Outside discourse is about
 whether this is a song about sexual harassment, or whether it's a
 woman singing about how she wishes she could spend the night with
 the guy she just had an excellent date with if only the neighbors
 wouldn't talk, and him responding, "Stay, baby, it's cold out! No one
 could expect you to go home in this!"
 ms-demeanor
 I really don't know (baby stab his side)
 King Duncan's a bro (baby cut through his hide)
 I like him a lot (That decrepit old sot?)
 This plan ain't so great (But what a king you'd make!)
 The guards might worry (Darling, do it in a hurry!)
 His sons will rush the door (So knock them on the floor.)
 I'm not such a knave (Bash his head with a stave)
 But l'd be a good king (Now you're starting to think)
 The dukes might all talk (But their chatter means naught)
 Say, love, what do you mean (You'd make such a king)
 I simply must go (baby cut through his hide)
 There's a war on you know (baby cut through his hide)
 But what of his wife? (And what of his life?)
 It feels like bad luck (But that don't mean much)
 l've got a bad premonition (And l've got a mission)
 But that's just superstition (My love, you're a vision)
 The witches said l'd rule (If they lied they were cruel)
 So babv let's stab
 Stab his siiiide!
I figure someone mightve posted this before, but its still appropriate for Christmas.

I figure someone mightve posted this before, but its still appropriate for Christmas.

Bodies , Cars, and Fucking: SheStayFabulous @Shestayfabulous Man old cars really were made to last 1/5 Ayton SZN @ReeceDontTweet ) his car ain't break a sweat celticpyro: kiwianaroha: reembeam: freshest-tittymilk: princealigorna: And this is why we used to make cars out of STEEL instead of FIBERGLASS! Sure, fiberglass is a lot lighter in weight and hence a hell of a lot better for gas mileage. But you hit anything at more than 20 mph and the entire body explodes off the fucking thing, and now you’re spending more to repair the car than it’s worth because you need a entire front end, read end, or side panel. They can’t just take the damaged section off, beat it out with a hammer, sand it, and repaint it. Everything is made with the idea of it being easier to replace than to maintain, aka planned obsolescence. Thanks, capitalism omg y’all know i love old cars but newer ones are SAFER because they are meant to absorb the impact so it doesn’t transmit all that force to your bodies this has been a psa thank you Crumple zones in the front and rear of modern cars absorb the force of the crash so that the car is a write-off but your spleen is intact and you don’t haemorrhage to death before help arrives. It’s better to buy a new car or ride the bus than to have your liver smooshed into pate while its still inside you Me as I’m internally bleeding to death after a car wreck: So glad my old car is okay! Fuck capitalism!
Bodies , Cars, and Fucking: SheStayFabulous
 @Shestayfabulous
 Man old cars really were made to last
 1/5
 Ayton SZN
 @ReeceDontTweet
 ) his car ain't break a sweat
celticpyro:

kiwianaroha:

reembeam:

freshest-tittymilk:

princealigorna:

And this is why we used to make cars out of STEEL instead of FIBERGLASS! Sure, fiberglass is a lot lighter in weight and hence a hell of a lot better for gas mileage. But you hit anything at more than 20 mph and the entire body explodes off the fucking thing, and now you’re spending more to repair the car than it’s worth because you need a entire front end, read end, or side panel. They can’t just take the damaged section off, beat it out with a hammer, sand it, and repaint it.

Everything is made with the idea of it being easier to replace than to maintain, aka planned obsolescence. Thanks, capitalism

omg y’all know i love old cars but newer ones are SAFER because they are meant to absorb the impact so it doesn’t transmit all that force to your bodies this has been a psa thank you

Crumple zones in the front and rear of modern cars absorb the force of the crash so that the car is a write-off but your spleen is intact and you don’t haemorrhage to death before help arrives. It’s better to buy a new car or ride the bus than to have your liver smooshed into pate while its still inside you

Me as I’m internally bleeding to death after a car wreck: So glad my old car is okay! Fuck capitalism!

celticpyro: kiwianaroha: reembeam: freshest-tittymilk: princealigorna: And this is why we used to make cars out of STEEL instead of FIB...

0 to 100, America, and Anaconda: 00 -21 :56 Tanai Benard Friday at 9:12 AM My 5th grader and I were conversing on the way to work/school this morning. As an educator, I wanted to be sure he and his classmates were taking the school safety drills seriously and not using it as a time to socialize and goof off Me: Have you guys praticed a lockdown drill in class yet? Dez: Are you talking about an active shooter drill? Me: Yes Dez: Yes, we practiced it Me: So tell me what you are suppose to Dez: The teacher is suppose to shu lock the door, put the black paper oVe 00 -21:57 Dez: The teacher is suppose to shut and lock the door, put the black paper over the window on the door. Then myself and three other boys are suppose to push the table against the door After that all the class is going to stand behind us on the back wall Me: The class is suppose to stand behind who? Dez: Me and the other 3 boys. We stand at the front and they get behind us. internally went from 0 to 100 real quick. My child is one of only 2 black children in a class of 23. Being transparent, I immediately went to the "why is my black son being put on the front line?" (Just being real) So I asked before I verbally stated my thoughts' Tanai Benard 00 -21:57 Tanai Benard Friday at 9:12 AM Me: Why did you get picked to stand in front of everyone else if a shooter came in your school? Dez: I didn't get picked. I volunteered to push the table and protect my friends Me: 65 *immediate nausea * Dez why would you volunteer to do that? Dez: If it came down to it I would rather be the one that died protecting my friends then have an entire class die and I be the only one that lived Father God, it took everything out of me not to breakdown. I still have a lump in my throat. 10 damn years old and this has to be our babies thought process in America 00 -21:57 Mop Dolly Spins A e Your Spin Mop Bucket Without Bending 35 BLow BELOW COPPER Noung Black theambassadorposts Read this and try not to cry This is horrifying.
0 to 100, America, and Anaconda: 00
 -21 :56
 Tanai Benard
 Friday at 9:12 AM
 My 5th grader and I were conversing on
 the way to work/school this morning. As
 an educator, I wanted to be sure he and
 his classmates were taking the school
 safety drills seriously and not using it as
 a time to socialize and goof off
 Me: Have you guys praticed a lockdown
 drill in class yet?
 Dez: Are you talking about an active
 shooter drill?
 Me: Yes
 Dez: Yes, we practiced it
 Me: So tell me what you are suppose to
 Dez: The teacher is suppose to shu
 lock the door, put the black paper oVe

 00
 -21:57
 Dez: The teacher is suppose to shut and
 lock the door, put the black paper over
 the window on the door.
 Then myself and three other boys are
 suppose to push the table against the
 door
 After that all the class is going to stand
 behind us on the back wall
 Me: The class is suppose to stand
 behind who?
 Dez: Me and the other 3 boys. We stand
 at the front and they get behind us.
 internally went from 0 to 100 real
 quick. My child is one of only 2 black
 children in a class of 23. Being
 transparent, I immediately went to the
 "why is my black son being put on the
 front line?" (Just being real) So I asked
 before I verbally stated my thoughts'
 Tanai Benard

 00
 -21:57
 Tanai Benard
 Friday at 9:12 AM
 Me: Why did you get picked to stand in
 front of everyone else if a shooter came
 in your school?
 Dez: I didn't get picked. I volunteered to
 push the table and protect my friends
 Me: 65 *immediate nausea * Dez why
 would you volunteer to do that?
 Dez: If it came down to it I would rather
 be the one that died protecting my
 friends then have an entire class die and I
 be the only one that lived
 Father God, it took everything out of me
 not to breakdown. I still have a lump in
 my throat. 10 damn years old and this
 has to be our babies thought process in
 America

 00
 -21:57
 Mop Dolly
 Spins A
 e Your Spin Mop Bucket Without Bending
 35 BLow
 BELOW
 COPPER
 Noung
 Black
 theambassadorposts
 Read this and try not to cry
This is horrifying.

This is horrifying.

0 to 100, America, and Anaconda: Tanai Benard February 16 at 9:12am My 5th grader and I were conversing on the way to work/school this morning. As an educator, I wanted to be sure he and his classmates were taking the school safety drills seriously and not using it as a time to socialize and goof off Me: Have you guys praticed a lockdown drill in class yet? Dez: Are you talking about an active shooter drill? Me: Yes Dez: Yes, we practiced it Me: So tell me what you are suppose to do. Dez: The teacher is suppose to shut and lock the door, put the black paper over the window on the door Then myself and three other boys are suppose to push the table against the door After that all the class is going to stand behind us on the back wall. Me: The class is suppose to stand behind who? Dez: Me and the other 3 boys. We stand at the front and they get behind us. *I internally went from 0 to 100 real quick. My child is one of only 2 black children in a class of 23. Being transparent, I immediately went to the "why is my black son being put on the front line?" (Just being real) So l asked before I verbally stated my thoughts* Me: Why did you get picked to stand in front of everyone else if a shooter came in your school? Dez: I didn't get picked. I volunteered to push the table and protect my friends Me: 3"immediate nausea Dez why would you volunteer to do that? Dez: If it came down to it I would rather be the one that died protecting my friends then have an entire class die and I be the only one that lived Father God, it took everything out of me not to breakdown. I still have a lump in my throat. 10 damn years old and this has to be our babies thought process in America. Your Spin Mop Bucket Without Bending 35 BiLonm <p>No funny title. Dez is a god-damn hero, but it&rsquo;s simultaneously a god-damn tragedy. (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)</p>
0 to 100, America, and Anaconda: Tanai Benard
 February 16 at 9:12am
 My 5th grader and I were conversing on the way to work/school this
 morning. As an educator, I wanted to be sure he and his classmates were
 taking the school safety drills seriously and not using it as a time to socialize
 and goof off
 Me: Have you guys praticed a lockdown drill in class yet?
 Dez: Are you talking about an active shooter drill?
 Me: Yes
 Dez: Yes, we practiced it
 Me: So tell me what you are suppose to do.
 Dez: The teacher is suppose to shut and lock the door, put the black paper
 over the window on the door
 Then myself and three other boys are suppose to push the table against the
 door
 After that all the class is going to stand behind us on the back wall.
 Me: The class is suppose to stand behind who?
 Dez: Me and the other 3 boys. We stand at the front and they get behind us.
 *I internally went from 0 to 100 real quick. My child is one of only 2 black
 children in a class of 23. Being transparent, I immediately went to the "why is
 my black son being put on the front line?" (Just being real) So l asked before
 I verbally stated my thoughts*
 Me: Why did you get picked to stand in front of everyone else if a shooter
 came in your school?
 Dez: I didn't get picked. I volunteered to push the table and protect my
 friends
 Me: 3"immediate nausea Dez why would you volunteer to do that?
 Dez: If it came down to it I would rather be the one that died protecting my
 friends then have an entire class die and I be the only one that lived
 Father God, it took everything out of me not to breakdown. I still have a lump
 in my throat. 10 damn years old and this has to be our babies thought
 process in America.
 Your Spin Mop Bucket Without Bending
 35 BiLonm
<p>No funny title. Dez is a god-damn hero, but it&rsquo;s simultaneously a god-damn tragedy. (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)</p>

No funny title. Dez is a god-damn hero, but it’s simultaneously a god-damn tragedy. (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)