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Ash, Best Friend, and Cute: How every white movie based on teenagers starts (Scene: hallay) Hi I'm Ashley, but everyone just calls me Ash. I'n your average teenager who does not fit in with anyone. That is my best friend (screen switches to average looking white boy with greasy hair who is secretly in love with the main character but won't reveal it until near the end of the movie) Ryan. We've been best friends since 3rd grade. That's my other best friend screen switches to another average looking white irl who doesn't fit in either) Carly. And omg that is Zach (screen switches to a white boy with perfect features who is obviously out of the main characters league). He is so popular and barely knows I exist. Popular white boy (Zach) walks by main character (Ashley)* Zach: hey Ash *ashley is nervous and stupidly replies, “hey Zach " and does some dumb hit 1ike trip on air best friend Carly rolls her eyes and says, "you've been in love with Zach since middle schoo1 why don't you make a move?" “Because he's totally out of my league. He's popular and I'm average and oll I wear are hoodies and baggy jeans" Suddenly a bitchy, cute, rich, popular and well dressed antagonist white gir alks by with like 4 other white girls and one black girl (for diversity) behind her and bumps into main character "Oh sorry didn't see you there Ashnot like anyone ever does anyways" Bitchy white mean popular irl laughs with her crew and walks aay (screen switches back to main character) Oh and that's Becca she's pretty, rich and popular and likes to pick on me. because I'm average and don't fit in. this is so funny and it's even funnier they used my name bc my name is so BASIC 😩 (but it fits me bc I am also basic)
Ash, Best Friend, and Cute: How every white movie based on teenagers
 starts
 (Scene: hallay)
 Hi I'm Ashley, but everyone just calls me Ash. I'n your average teenager
 who does not fit in with anyone. That is my best friend (screen switches to
 average looking white boy with greasy hair who is secretly in love with the
 main character but won't reveal it until near the end of the movie) Ryan.
 We've been best friends since 3rd grade. That's my other best friend
 screen switches to another average looking white irl who doesn't fit in
 either) Carly. And omg that is Zach (screen switches to a white boy with
 perfect features who is obviously out of the main characters league). He is
 so popular and barely knows I exist. Popular white boy (Zach) walks by
 main character (Ashley)*
 Zach: hey Ash
 *ashley is nervous and stupidly replies, “hey Zach " and does some dumb
 hit 1ike trip on air
 best friend Carly rolls her eyes and says, "you've been in love with Zach
 since middle schoo1 why don't you make a move?"
 “Because he's totally out of my league. He's popular and I'm average and
 oll I wear are hoodies and baggy jeans"
 Suddenly a bitchy, cute, rich, popular and well dressed antagonist white
 gir alks by with like 4 other white girls and one black girl (for
 diversity) behind her and bumps into main character
 "Oh sorry didn't see you there Ashnot like anyone ever does anyways"
 Bitchy white mean popular irl laughs with her crew and walks aay
 (screen switches back to main character)
 Oh and that's Becca she's pretty, rich and popular and likes to pick on me.
 because I'm average and don't fit in.
this is so funny and it's even funnier they used my name bc my name is so BASIC 😩 (but it fits me bc I am also basic)

this is so funny and it's even funnier they used my name bc my name is so BASIC 😩 (but it fits me bc I am also basic)

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Ass, Butt, and Candy: Sasha
 Y Casashaxmassacre 4d
 Y'all make me cringe
 13
 1994 Subaru Outback
 a Sadieisonfire 4d v
 Welcome 2 the web can I get u a water
 Sasha
 AY @sashaxmassacre.4d
 u got any tap water
 1994 Subaru Outback
 asadieisonfire 4d v
 Sashaxmassacre
 Sasha
 HY (asashaxmassacre 4d
 that shit's orange
 1994 Subaru Outback
 asadieisonfire 4d v
 we outsource our water from Flint Michigan
 20
 Sasha AY @sashaxmassacre.4d
 u snort peanut butter and jelly
 1994 Subaru Outback
 asadieisonfire 4d v
 u eat gold bond creme
 Sasha
 Ay @sashaxmassacre.4d
 u head butt rams
 1994 Subaru Outback
 asadieisonfire 4d v
 u can't even kickflip
 Sasha
 AY @sashaxmassacre.4d
 yo goofy ass probably jump in puddles with
 ya socks on

 1994 Subaru Outback
 asadieisonfire 4d v
 O u the type to bring a ripstik to a skatepark
 15
 Sasha AY @sashaxmassacre .4
 u the type to take pics with ya uncle's
 alcohol so u look cool when really u ain't
 even drinking it
 1994 Subaru Outback
 Sadieisonfire 4d v
 u the type to buy generic brand cereal and
 say "it's basically the same thing"
 Sasha RY @sashaxmassacre.4d
 u eat raw potatoes for breakfast
 1994 Subaru Outback
 asadieisonfire 4d v
 u microwave eggo waffles
 Sasha
 RY @sashaxmassacre.4d
 u smell like a empty bag of grapes
 1994 Subaru Outback
 asadieisonfire 4d v
 u eat Kit-Kats like a normal candy bar and
 don't break it apart
 21
 Kit Kat O
 Kitkat
 @KitKat US
 Replying to @Sadieisonfire and @sash axmassacre
 SAVAGE
 4/10/17, 11:43 AM
 14
 RETWEETS
 92
 LIKES
 Sasha sashaxmassacre 3h
 Replying to @KitKat US and @Sadieisonfire
 WHAT
 1994 Subaru Outback
 a Sadieisonfire 7h v
 Replying to @KitKat US and @sashaxmassacre
 looks like I won
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