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    Baby, It's Cold Outside, Bad, and Birthday: emilysidhe
 Baby It's Cold Outside discourse is the same as Macbeth discourse
 dont-spoop-yourself
 Explain?
 emilysidhe
 OK, so one of the big debates in Macbeth involves the scene in
 which Lady Macbeth talks Macbeth into killing King Duncan. People
 debate strenuously over whether it's a scene of Lady M pressuring
 her reluctant husband into it, or whether it's a scene of her sensing,
 due to their emotional intimacy, that this murder is something her
 husband secretly wants and has partially internally decided to do,
 and is arguing him into it in order to help him give himself permission
 to do it, in the same way that people see their loved ones wavering
 over the dessert menu and jump in with things like, "Go on, get the
 cheesecake, it's your birthday!" Readers and scholars disagree
 strenuously about this - we even studied an incident in college in
 which two 18th century illustrators attended the same performance
 and happened to draw the scene the day after, producing two images
 that advanced opposite interpretations even though they'd seen the
 exact same actors do the exact same performance. It's a big deal
 In the same way, the Baby, It's Cold Outside discourse is about
 whether this is a song about sexual harassment, or whether it's a
 woman singing about how she wishes she could spend the night with
 the guy she just had an excellent date with if only the neighbors
 wouldn't talk, and him responding, "Stay, baby, it's cold out! No one
 could expect you to go home in this!"
 ms-demeanor
 I really don't know (baby stab his side)
 King Duncan's a bro (baby cut through his hide)
 I like him a lot (That decrepit old sot?)
 This plan ain't so great (But what a king you'd make!)
 The guards might worry (Darling, do it in a hurry!)
 His sons will rush the door (So knock them on the floor.)
 I'm not such a knave (Bash his head with a stave)
 But l'd be a good king (Now you're starting to think)
 The dukes might all talk (But their chatter means naught)
 Say, love, what do you mean (You'd make such a king)
 I simply must go (baby cut through his hide)
 There's a war on you know (baby cut through his hide)
 But what of his wife? (And what of his life?)
 It feels like bad luck (But that don't mean much)
 l've got a bad premonition (And l've got a mission)
 But that's just superstition (My love, you're a vision)
 The witches said l'd rule (If they lied they were cruel)
 So babv let's stab
 Stab his siiiide!
I figure someone mightve posted this before, but its still appropriate for Christmas.
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                Baby, It's Cold Outside, Bad, and Birthday: emilysidhe
 Baby It's Cold Outside discourse is the same as Macbeth discourse
 dont-spoop-yourself
 Explain?
 emilysidhe
 OK, so one of the big debates in Macbeth involves the scene in
 which Lady Macbeth talks Macbeth into killing King Duncan. People
 debate strenuously over whether it's a scene of Lady M pressuring
 her reluctant husband into it, or whether it's a scene of her sensing,
 due to their emotional intimacy, that this murder is something her
 husband secretly wants and has partially internally decided to do,
 and is arguing him into it in order to help him give himself permission
 to do it, in the same way that people see their loved ones wavering
 over the dessert menu and jump in with things like, "Go on, get the
 cheesecake, it's your birthday!" Readers and scholars disagree
 strenuously about this - we even studied an incident in college in
 which two 18th century illustrators attended the same performance
 and happened to draw the scene the day after, producing two images
 that advanced opposite interpretations even though they'd seen the
 exact same actors do the exact same performance. It's a big deal
 In the same way, the Baby, It's Cold Outside discourse is about
 whether this is a song about sexual harassment, or whether it's a
 woman singing about how she wishes she could spend the night with
 the guy she just had an excellent date with if only the neighbors
 wouldn't talk, and him responding, "Stay, baby, it's cold out! No one
 could expect you to go home in this!"
 ms-demeanor
 I really don't know (baby stab his side)
 King Duncan's a bro (baby cut through his hide)
 I like him a lot (That decrepit old sot?)
 This plan ain't so great (But what a king you'd make!)
 The guards might worry (Darling, do it in a hurry!)
 His sons will rush the door (So knock them on the floor.)
 I'm not such a knave (Bash his head with a stave)
 But l'd be a good king (Now you're starting to think)
 The dukes might all talk (But their chatter means naught)
 Say, love, what do you mean (You'd make such a king)
 I simply must go (baby cut through his hide)
 There's a war on you know (baby cut through his hide)
 But what of his wife? (And what of his life?)
 It feels like bad luck (But that don't mean much)
 l've got a bad premonition (And l've got a mission)
 But that's just superstition (My love, you're a vision)
 The witches said l'd rule (If they lied they were cruel)
 So babv let's stab
 Stab his siiiide!
I figure someone mightve posted this before, but its still appropriate for Christmas.
                
            

            
            
I figure someone mightve posted this before, but its still appropriate for Christmas.

            
            
        

    



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            




    America, Ass, and England: tumblr
 Follow
 priscellie
 later-homenuggets
 my friend left her window open in her bedroom and came back to find this
 look at his self-satisfied little face, the cheeky shit
 motherfucking australia
 amour-vengeance
 if there was a post to describe australia, this is it
 wait
 you mean to tell me this isn't even a pet bird?
 that in australia, you have wild birds that just fhy from house to house with the
 express purpose of fucking shit up?
 fucking
 HELL australia, what is wrong with you?
 lumoslouis
 wake up australia
 That's what birds do
 They fly around and fuck shit up
 Do you have some kind of mysterious nice birds in your weird foreign country
 Do birds in America and England fly into your house and make the bed and tidy
 up the living room a little bit
 kennilworthy-thisp
 It's cold here, so they just bounce off the windows and lie there and twitch
 spasmodically while you look for the shovel.
 happyvegetable
 Basically hurling themselves at windows is the worst thing birds do
 yeah man a kookaburra literally flew into a classroom at my high school and just
 sat his smug ass down on top of the desk for a good 20 minutes
 millshouse
 why has nobody mentioned the fact that in australia there are 3-4 months a year
 where everybody just accepts that they're going to get attacked by magpies. It is
 literally called "swooping season" and these birds will fly down to peck your
 fucking face, and people get their eyes ripped out and shit, it's fucking brutal.
 sociopathic-italian-grandmas
 My teacher had to go to hospital and have surgery because of swooping season.
 It was in the parking lot of school and all the kids would do a mad dash towards
 the car as the magpies tried to kill us.
 gallifrey-feels
 no but when you're 12 years old and riding your bike like mad on the way home
 from school with an icecream bucket on your head with like branches and shit
 sticking out if it to scare them off and none of this is considered strange
 ecnamor-lacimehc-ym
 what the actual fuck australia
 priscellie
 I am pretty sure all of these Australia stories are a massive, globally-spanning
 trolling effort, and only the people who have visited the country are allowed to be
 in on the joke
 seananmcguire
 Nope
 Went there
 Parrots tried to take our car
 Came home IN A FUCKING HURRY
 587,061 notes
Now thats just fowl play
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                America, Ass, and England: tumblr
 Follow
 priscellie
 later-homenuggets
 my friend left her window open in her bedroom and came back to find this
 look at his self-satisfied little face, the cheeky shit
 motherfucking australia
 amour-vengeance
 if there was a post to describe australia, this is it
 wait
 you mean to tell me this isn't even a pet bird?
 that in australia, you have wild birds that just fhy from house to house with the
 express purpose of fucking shit up?
 fucking
 HELL australia, what is wrong with you?
 lumoslouis
 wake up australia
 That's what birds do
 They fly around and fuck shit up
 Do you have some kind of mysterious nice birds in your weird foreign country
 Do birds in America and England fly into your house and make the bed and tidy
 up the living room a little bit
 kennilworthy-thisp
 It's cold here, so they just bounce off the windows and lie there and twitch
 spasmodically while you look for the shovel.
 happyvegetable
 Basically hurling themselves at windows is the worst thing birds do
 yeah man a kookaburra literally flew into a classroom at my high school and just
 sat his smug ass down on top of the desk for a good 20 minutes
 millshouse
 why has nobody mentioned the fact that in australia there are 3-4 months a year
 where everybody just accepts that they're going to get attacked by magpies. It is
 literally called "swooping season" and these birds will fly down to peck your
 fucking face, and people get their eyes ripped out and shit, it's fucking brutal.
 sociopathic-italian-grandmas
 My teacher had to go to hospital and have surgery because of swooping season.
 It was in the parking lot of school and all the kids would do a mad dash towards
 the car as the magpies tried to kill us.
 gallifrey-feels
 no but when you're 12 years old and riding your bike like mad on the way home
 from school with an icecream bucket on your head with like branches and shit
 sticking out if it to scare them off and none of this is considered strange
 ecnamor-lacimehc-ym
 what the actual fuck australia
 priscellie
 I am pretty sure all of these Australia stories are a massive, globally-spanning
 trolling effort, and only the people who have visited the country are allowed to be
 in on the joke
 seananmcguire
 Nope
 Went there
 Parrots tried to take our car
 Came home IN A FUCKING HURRY
 587,061 notes
Now thats just fowl play
                
            

            
            
Now thats just fowl play