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Ass, Bad, and Be Like: Well it seemed to be like a good place to nap. Dr Smashlove @nevecampbell I seent u, ma. In that soft core sex scene in House of Cards, Season 5 Episode 11. I seent the way Doug Stamper manhandled u in that black lacy underwear when he grabbed yo ass as u kissed his curmudgeonly, middle-aged bulldog lookin ass face - I seent u, ma. Jiggling. Not a high key jiggle but low key one. A graceful lil jiggle. U got a lil fatty, ma. Not a big fatty like one of them asses where u gotta get special jeans because regular jeans don't pull up over them cheeks but a "little fatty". Every man love a little fatty. Or as I call it, the "surprise fatty". Like the clothes come off and "surprise! I got ass, u just couldn't see it 🤗" <- that's the "pulling booty cheeks apart emoji" or as I call him "Chief Bootyhole Inspector". @nevecampbell lemme be skrate up with u, ma: I been in love with u since the "Wild Things" movie with Denise Richards y'all were the original bad ass white girls and that crush never left. You, Kelly Bundy from Married with Chirren and Kelly Kapowski from Save by the Bell Bruh that was like my dream team but u was the captain of the team (ok Blanche from Golden Girls was on the team too ... 😞😂). With that said, I want a future with u, ma. U sexy. U Canadian, which mean u a guaranteed freak. U got a lil fatty - I have a proven track record in turning lil fatties to big fatties 🤗. Let's do this. I earn a comfortable wage, I cook, I'm humble...also I promise outstanding dick game and tung game for as long as we both shall live so help me God, amen. Bless up 😍😂😂😂
Ass, Bad, and Be Like: Well it seemed to be like a good place to
 nap.
 Dr Smashlove
@nevecampbell I seent u, ma. In that soft core sex scene in House of Cards, Season 5 Episode 11. I seent the way Doug Stamper manhandled u in that black lacy underwear when he grabbed yo ass as u kissed his curmudgeonly, middle-aged bulldog lookin ass face - I seent u, ma. Jiggling. Not a high key jiggle but low key one. A graceful lil jiggle. U got a lil fatty, ma. Not a big fatty like one of them asses where u gotta get special jeans because regular jeans don't pull up over them cheeks but a "little fatty". Every man love a little fatty. Or as I call it, the "surprise fatty". Like the clothes come off and "surprise! I got ass, u just couldn't see it 🤗" <- that's the "pulling booty cheeks apart emoji" or as I call him "Chief Bootyhole Inspector". @nevecampbell lemme be skrate up with u, ma: I been in love with u since the "Wild Things" movie with Denise Richards y'all were the original bad ass white girls and that crush never left. You, Kelly Bundy from Married with Chirren and Kelly Kapowski from Save by the Bell Bruh that was like my dream team but u was the captain of the team (ok Blanche from Golden Girls was on the team too ... 😞😂). With that said, I want a future with u, ma. U sexy. U Canadian, which mean u a guaranteed freak. U got a lil fatty - I have a proven track record in turning lil fatties to big fatties 🤗. Let's do this. I earn a comfortable wage, I cook, I'm humble...also I promise outstanding dick game and tung game for as long as we both shall live so help me God, amen. Bless up 😍😂😂😂

@nevecampbell I seent u, ma. In that soft core sex scene in House of Cards, Season 5 Episode 11. I seent the way Doug Stamper manhandled u i...

Children, Funny, and God: Resolved Question Show me another What is my daughter doing and how can I stop it? All she wears are Converse shoes, skinny jeans and shirts with bands on them. Shes painting her nails black all the time. When Itold her I wanted to see her ipod, she hesitated then gave it to me. The songs shes been listening to have lines like: "I have one thing to say, and thats thanks for nothing, kiss my a "quit your b tching move your feet, cause nobody gives a d mn about the day that you were born" "nothing more than a casual f ck, isnt that just how we operate?" I dont want her listening to songs with swear words! Its going to mess up her mind! She even has a song called F ck You! If she keeps this up shes going to start a cult and start hating god! I think shes bisexual too because I overhear her on the phone with her friend and they are always saying roh my god i love you help met i dont want my daughter to succumb to the devil! Shes only 14 going on 15 in a few months! P Report Abuse 8 months ago Additional Details She also tells her friend how she likes this boy, Shes too young to be liking boys! 8 months ago I didnt like boys until I was 16 months ago I just found her tumblr account. am dissappointed in the things she posts. 8 months ago There is a picture on her tumblrof a member of her favorite band. and in the caption she wrote "CAMERON QUISENG, FATHER MY CHILDREN PLEASE" which means she wants to have s x with him! This is not good 8 months ago er-bal love-thats wasted: This will FOREVER make me laugh. omg the notes tho Lee finally sees Jim's point of view. tumblrtextpost tumblr funny funnytumblr tumblrfunny funnytumblrtextpost
Children, Funny, and God: Resolved Question
 Show me another
 What is my daughter doing and how can I stop
 it?
 All she wears are Converse shoes, skinny jeans and shirts with bands on them. Shes
 painting her nails black all the time. When Itold her I wanted to see her ipod, she
 hesitated then gave it to me. The songs shes been listening to have lines like:
 "I have one thing to say, and thats thanks for nothing, kiss my a
 "quit your b tching move your feet, cause nobody gives a d mn about the day that
 you were born"
 "nothing more than a casual f ck, isnt that just how we operate?"
 I dont want her listening to songs with swear words! Its going to mess up her mind!
 She even has a song called F ck You! If she keeps this up shes going to start a cult
 and start hating god! I think shes bisexual too because I overhear her on the phone
 with her friend and they are always saying roh my god i love you help met i dont
 want my daughter to succumb to the devil! Shes only 14 going on 15 in a few months!
 P Report Abuse
 8 months ago
 Additional Details
 She also tells her friend how she likes this boy, Shes too young to be liking boys!
 8 months ago
 I didnt like boys until I was 16
 months ago
 I just found her tumblr account. am dissappointed in the things she posts.
 8 months ago
 There is a picture on her tumblrof a member of her favorite band. and in the caption
 she wrote "CAMERON QUISENG, FATHER MY CHILDREN PLEASE" which means
 she wants to have s x with him! This is not good
 8 months ago
 er-bal
 love-thats wasted:
 This will FOREVER make me laugh.
 omg the notes tho
Lee finally sees Jim's point of view. tumblrtextpost tumblr funny funnytumblr tumblrfunny funnytumblrtextpost

Lee finally sees Jim's point of view. tumblrtextpost tumblr funny funnytumblr tumblrfunny funnytumblrtextpost